18: Giant Manta Ray & Red Panda

Ellen: Hey there, Weatherfriends!

Christian: Aaaahhh!

Ellen: Do you like it?

Christian: I love it.

Ellen: I got it from Ashley Tucker. Thanks Ashley. This is Ellen Weatherford.

Christian: And Christian Weatherford.

Ellen: And we are here with Just the Zoo of Us, the animal review podcast where we take your favorite species of animals and we rate them out of 10 in the categories of effectiveness, ingenuity and aesthetics.

Christian: We are not zoological experts. However, we do a lot of research and we try our best, but by all means, let us know if we get it wrong. Lthat's a rock. That's not an animal. [inaudible]

Ellen: Dang. We did a whole entire segment on Stonehenge. Darn, thought it was the best animal.

Christian: The first clue should have been the straight 1s we gave across the board.

Ellen: I know, it just... Pitiful. No ingenuity. I wanted to give a quick update before we launch into things because we actually haven't recorded an episode since we launched all these cool new features that we have. We launched a brand new website!

Christian: It's the best website.

Ellen: It's the best website ever. It's called justthezooofus.com and we launched it thanks to support from our patrons at Patreon. We also launched a Patreon! Also that.

Christian: It's been quite the week.

Ellen: It has. Yeah, it feels like it was 30,000 years ago, but we're just now recording, so I'm going to drop some more information about that in the middle of the show because I know you guys are itching to get to these animal reviews, but for right now you can find us at justthezooofus.com for links to our listening platforms, transcripts, contacts, and you know, whatever. Now Christian and I have just come back from a really big trip.

Christian: Yes! We just went to Atlanta, Georgia.

Ellen: A lot of people assumed that we were in Atlanta for Dragon Con, but we weren't. We just happened to be in Atlanta during Dragon Con. We were there for some live shows that we were attending and also while we were there, we made sure to fill our time with, first of all, the Georgia Aquarium, which I insist on hitting up every single time we're in Atlanta. Without fail, it has become an annual tradition for the Weatherford family to head over to the Georgia Aquarium and it's worth it every single time.

Christian: It is. I believe this makes the third time. Yes?

Ellen: Yup. This is our third consecutive, uh, annual Georgia Aquarium visit and it never disappoints. And we also, this time, this was our first time getting to go to Zoo Atlanta.

Christian: Yeah! Which strangely enough did not know existed prior to a month ago or so.

Ellen: Well, Christian didn't.

Christian: I didn't. I'm not very attentive.

Ellen: But so we got to go to Zoo Atlanta and it was really great. It was an extremely impressive zoo. We saw so many cool things. We saw pandas, which I have never seen before in my life.

Christian: Likewise.

Ellen: Never seen pandas, so I was really excited about that. Very, very few pandas in zoos in the United States, which we delve into in episode 3 about the giant panda. So we had actually already talked about pandas, so it felt, it felt really cool to see them in the zoo already having that background knowledge and already being kind of familiar with the panda after having talked about them on the show.

Christian: Yeah. You kind of give a face to the voice, I guess.

Ellen: Yeah, like we were already pretty familiar with them and it was just really exciting to see them in person. They were so cute.

Christian: Yeah, the little ears.

Ellen: So cute. That kind of whole weekend experience of going to the Georgia Aquarium and the Atlanta Zoo inspired us to do two animals species this week that we really connected with while we were there.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Last week I went first with the veiled chameleon, so Christian, it's your turn. You're up.

Christian: All right, here we go.

Ellen: Okay, let's hear it.

Christian: So I know our opening is we rate your favorite animals. However, this animal was not submitted to us. I was simply inspired by its glory at the Georgia Aquarium. It's mine, it's mine.

Ellen: It's somebody's favorite animal and that somebody is you, Christian Weatherford.

Christian: Ooh! All right. So this one is the giant manta ray.

Ellen: Love it.

Christian: The scientific name is Manta birostris, hoping I pronounced that right.

Ellen: Yeah. Cause I think that birostris means it has those two lobes on the rostral like, area.

Christian: Yes!

Ellen: This is similar to the cownose ray.

Christian: Yes, yes. A lot of the same anatomy there. Those are actually called...

Ellen: Are these the little flippy flaps in the front of the face?

Christian: Yes. They're called cephalic lobes.

Ellen: Cephalic.... lobes.

Christian: Also could be called cephalic fins.

Ellen: Okay. Oh fins! Oh, that's kind of cute. They have a little fins on their face.

Christian: Yep.

Ellen: Face fins.

Christian: Before I get into that, real quick, I just wanted to mention my sources. I have quite a few for this one. So of course the main one being the Georgia Aquarium itself, along with its website, georgiaaquarium.org.

Ellen: Represent.

Christian: Yes, along with mantamatcher.org.

Ellen: What? Hold on.

Christian: I'll get back to that.

Ellen: That's a dating website.

Christian: It is not! Animal Planet's "The Aquarium," a show about the Georgia Aquarium that has aired recently. And finally the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, or NOAA, Fisheries website.

Ellen: You know I love them.

Christian: Fisheries.noaa.gov, which is part of the US Department of Commerce, turns out. So, uh, back to our little thing about...

Ellen: Face flaps.

Christian: Oh, I thought it was onlymantas.com. No, no. So, mantamatcher.org is actually a website to identify individual manta rays.

Ellen: Oh, like at a... Personal level?

Christian: Yeah. Well, like on an individual level. So, so let me describe what manta rays look like for those that maybe haven't seen them up close. They have the typical shape of a ray, a diamond shape, very pointed fins rather than rounded. On the top side of their body is mostly black with a little bit of white around the shoulders sometimes. And then the lower side is mostly white, but with black splotches. And those spots, so to say, are unique on every individual.

Ellen: Oh, I didn't know this.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: Which is interesting, right, because I had noted that the largest one in the aquarium had spots that looked like a T-rex footprint, right?

Ellen: Oh yeah.

Christian: Yeah. So that's funny that that was my identifier for that manta ray, and that's what's used, it turns out,

Ellen: I imagine you'll probably go into this later, but can they identify each other by these markings?

Christian: I don't know about between themselves, but this is what humans use to identify individuals.

Ellen: Sure, sure, sure. Okay.

Christian: So the whole point of that website is, you know, people will upload pictures of manta rays that they come across. So of course the underside, s,o usually scuba divers and then they upload it to this website and it keeps track of them and is able to identify individuals based on those markings if you've got a good enough picture of it.

Ellen: Oh wow.

Christian: So it's very possible, you know, several people could run into the same individual manta ray.

Ellen: That is really cute. I really like that. I guess it's more likely for that to happen because of how big the manta rays are.

Christian: They're very big. Specifically, their wingspan can be up to 29 feet.

Ellen: Oh...

Christian: Or 8.8 meters.

Ellen: That's so many.

Christian: That's very big.

Ellen: That is like... 30 chickens.

Christian: Dang it! This again!

Ellen: You thought I forgot!

Christian: Uh, yeah, so that's about the length of a small bus, to put that in perspective.

Ellen: Now when you say wingspan, you mean...?

Christian: So tip to tip of their flaps.

Ellen: Yes. Side to side.

Christian: Yeah. And they can weigh up to 5,300 pounds or about 2,400 kilograms.

Ellen: Goodness!

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: That's a couple tons!

Christian: It's a biggun.

Ellen: Big boi.

Christian: The Georgia Aquarium has three giant manta rays and their names are Blue, Raven and Tallulah.

Ellen: Blue, Raven, and Tallulah.

Christian: Yes. They also have a reef manta ray, whose name is Nandi.

Ellen: Okay, so there's different types of Manta rays.

Christian: Yeah, there are two species. So the one we're talking about here is the giant manta ray and the other one is the reef manta ray. So, as might be indicated by their names, the reef manta ray is typically smaller than the giant.

Ellen: Makes sense, yeah, got it.

Christian: Some other small differences there, but mainly the size. Also coloration, and actually the giant manta ray has a remnant spine.

Ellen: Remnant spine? What does remnant mean here?

Christian: So many rays have spines on their tails, right?

Ellen: Oh, you mean- you're talking about a spine, like the stinger?

Christian: Yeah, like a stinger.

Ellen: Okay. I thought you were talking about like, vertibrae.

Christian: No, no, no, no.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: So the giant manta ray has a little bump where a stinger might be on a ray, but it's just a remnant of it.

Ellen: Oh, like they used to have them and they don't have them anymore.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah.

Ellen: I guess when you're that big, you really don't need the stinger. Right?

Christian: I guess.

Ellen: The stinger, at that point it just kind of becomes like the end of a musket. It's like a saber that you've got like...

Christian: So yeah, and earlier we talked about the two appendages at the front of its face. So first of all, the manta ray's mouth is on its very front rather than on its underside.

Ellen: Oh, so this is different from the cownose ray.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: When we talked about the cownose ray, their mouth is on the bottom.

Christian: Correct. And the biggest reason why is that the manta ray is a filter feeder.

Ellen: Oh, okay okay okay.

Christian: Yes. And not unlike the whale sharks. So, they typically eat plankton-like animals and also small fish.

Ellen: They don't eat by... Like the cownose ray eats their food just by sucking it up off the bottom, but they don't do that. They just swim through the water and catch whatever they, whatever falls into their mouth.

Christian: Yep. And they have gill rakers that will stop the food from flowing through their gills along with the rest of the water as they've, as they swim.

Ellen: Oh, okay. So it's like a, like a mesh inside of their gills? What does it look like inside their gills?

Christian: I think it looks more like a brush.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Like baleen almost? Like a similar structure?

Christian: It's not as fine. It's more coarse than that. It's a little hard to describe without seeing it, but it's easily found on the internet. Oh, and like we said, you know, there's two appendages are called cephalic lobes or cephalic fins. And what they do is that when they're feeding, they kind of pull them in and create a funnel to make the water flow into their mouths.

Ellen: Oh my gosh! That makes sense though.

Christian: Yeah!

Ellen: A little hydrodynamic lesson for ya.

Christian: Yeah. And those little lobes, by the way, have given them a nickname called the devil ray.

Ellen: Oh. Cause they look like devil horns!

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: That's so cute.

Christian: And also that sleek black on the top side of them, I think it's pretty interesting looking.

Ellen: Yeah, I think it makes them look like spaceships.

Christian: Now, where they're found. According to NOAA Fisheries website, the giant manta ray is found worldwide in tropical, subtropical, and temperate bodies of water and is commonly found offshore in oceanic waters and near productive coastlines. So you can find these all over the world within a certain latitude.

Ellen: I would imagine just in a big enough body of water.

Christian: Latitude or longitude? I always get those mixed up.

Ellen: I don't know which one is which. I'm so sorry.

Christian: So you'll find them along the world as long as you're close enough to the equator, but still a pretty wide berth there, and wherever you would find plankton of course. So, uh, they belong to the taxonomic family Mobulidae... or Mobulidae [pronounced differently]. Probably that one. The notable relatives there are just large ocean rays in general. Now let's get into the ratings.

Ellen: Yay!

Christian: First up effectiveness. This is the one where how good do they do the things they do?

Ellen: Okay. The thing that they do is...?

Christian: Filter feed, mostly. So like I said, they feed on plankton and small fish using gill rakers. Very large, like we mentioned.

Ellen: Ooh, they're big. They're so big.

Christian: So, my observation at the Georgia Aquarium was their largest one, Tallulah, the one I mentioned that looks like has a t-rex footprint on its belly, it to me looked like it was wider than all the other whale sharks in the tank.

Ellen: This is a big girl.

Christian: Yup.

Ellen: She's thick.

Christian: Definitely not as long as the whale sharks.

Ellen: Oh, no.

Christian: But I think at least as wide, or wider than. So because of that large sizes, they aren't really threatened by many things except for very large predators, like the larger sharks and of course humans. So I'm giving them a 9 out of 10 for effectiveness. And the only point I'm deducting is they don't really have a defense mechanism. It's just their size. That's it.

Ellen: This is similar to what you said for the manatee, that just their size is kind of their only- like nothing's gonna really fight them because of how big they are. Right? Like the size is a defense mechanism. But other than that, nothing much else.

Christian: Yeah. Cause it's not particularly fast.

Ellen: Oh yeah. They aren't, are they? They look- well I've seen them like get some air.

Christian: Yes. They breach.

Ellen: Yeah.

Christian: So that is thought to be a social behavior.

Ellen: Really?

Christian: Yes. Either for mating or just social interaction in general.

Ellen: They're showing off.

Christian: Basically.

Ellen: They're flexing on their buds, a little bit.

Christian: So yeah, 9 out of 10 for effectiveness.

Ellen: That's pretty good.

Christian: Ingenuity. This is how well do they do smart things, like tool use could be an example or interesting tactics, that sort of thing.

Ellen: Planning, thinking, solving puzzles.

Christian: Um, so I'm giving a 6 out of 10 for this one.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: It's generally just swimming through the water. However, they can do flips in the water.

Ellen: It's so cute.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: I love it.

Christian: So they'll do interesting little maneuvers in the water to maximize the amount of plankton flowing into their mouths.

Ellen: It's so cute.

Christian: It's very interesting to watch. We got to see it a little bit at the main tank in the aquarium while we were there.

Ellen: We did, I loved it. It was so sweet.

Christian: Yeah, it's very good.

Ellen: And, and you know what? It's really surprising to see them do that because of how big they are.

Christian: Yeah, yeah.

Ellen: They're massive. Right? They're huge. You don't expect it. And they're massive, and also in the tank, they're moving slowly. They're not really booking it.

Christian: I mean, I'd say they're probably moving around the average speed of most things in that tank.

Ellen: Yeah. But still, like they're not getting the type of speed that you would expect them to be like doing cool tricks and stuff.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: They're just kind of moseying around the tank and then all of a sudden you look up and they're just pulling off a sweet 360 kickflip.

Christian: So, I mentioned one of my sources being the show The Aquarium on Animal Planet. So, the specific episode- I unfortunately did not note the episode number or the title of this episode- but one of the things they did in there was measuring the weight of one of their manta rays, and it was actually the reef manta ray, Nandi.

Ellen: The more little one.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, this show aired this summer. I'm not sure when it was recorded. I'm sure it was at least a year ago, if they were airing it this summer. You know, they had gotten a new system because their manta rays had gotten too big for their old system to measure their weight.

Ellen: Oh Wow.

Christian: Yeah. So they were starting with their smallest manta ray to test out the new system, and while they were doing it, they kind of showed how they feed them, which I thought was interesting. They have these little cups full of like, shrimp and krill and stuff on these big long poles and they kind of tap it on the top of the water and the in the main tank, and then the manta rays know like, oh, this is food time. So that they start swimming towards the surface of the water and the person feeding them will kind of walk along the edge of the tank, kind of dropping the food into the water in front of them and letting it flow into their mouths as they're moving.

Ellen: Oh, okay.

Christian: Yeah, it's pretty cute.

Ellen: Making a little food cloud.

Christian: And they have to be careful. Uh, so one of the reasons they weigh them is so they know exactly how much food to give them. So it's important that they feed them individually so they can track how much each one has had.

Ellen: Why is that so important?

Christian: Oh, cause they don't want to overfeed or underfeed.

Ellen: Oh. Yeah.

Christian: And they can't just throw it in the water and...

Ellen: Hope for the best?

Christian: Cause there's other things in the tank. Right? So, just so everyone is maybe not so familiar with the Georgia aquarium, it is the largest aquarium in the western hemisphere.

Ellen: So big. It's so big.

Christian: It is one of the only ones with whale sharks.

Ellen: Very impressive.

Christian: And in that main tank with the whale sharks are these manta rays along with, gosh, I want to say..

Ellen: Everything. So many.

Christian: What, like a hundred other species of fish in there maybe?

Ellen: Probably even more than that. They got crabs, they got sharks, they got turtles, they got... Random fish. They got those little wormy things that poke their heads out of the sand.

Christian: Well, I'm talking about the main tank though.

Ellen: Weren't those in the main tank?

Christian: They were in their own thing.

Ellen: Oh, well anyway...

Christian: I mean, they might be in there too. I don't know.

Ellen: They got grouper! Those big huge groupers that swim around looking all grumpy all the time. They got those. And they got all these, not just manta rays but like tons and tons of different types of rays also, like eagle rays and...

Christian: The cow nose rays that you were talking about in a prior episode.

Ellen: Just so many. I mean you could sit there all day and see all sorts of cool stuff.

Christian: So yeah, this is a huge, huge, huge tank. Big enough for the whale sharks and that's what we're talking about here.

Ellen: Big enough for FOUR whale sharks.

Christian: Yes, four. So if you ever, if you ever get the chance, check it out. It's pretty impressive.

Ellen: And you think like, a tank with four whale sharks in it and also these- how many did you say? How many manta rays?

Christian: Four.

Ellen: Four whale sharks, four manta rays. There are- the tank is so big that you could be sitting there and at times you do not see any of them because they're over in a different part of the tank and the tank is just so big that even though these are like, some of the biggest animals in the world, they're completely invisible because of how far away they are.

Christian: And they're actually working on a shark expansion. So yeah, that was the ingenuity. 6 out of 10, mostly for the flips and stuff.

Ellen: Yeah, I mean you can give them points for that! That's pretty good!

Christian: Yeah! Aesthetics, probably not surprising, I'm giving them a full 10 out of 10 for aesthetics.

Ellen: Oh, they're beautiful.

Christian: I think they're really cool looking.

Ellen: They are. We mentioned this while we were sitting there looking at them, I think they look like alien space ships. They look like, to me, they are going to jump out of the water and hover over the ground and the bottom of them is going to open up and these little aliens are going to come out and they're going to like, start collecting samples of the earth and take them back to their alien planet. That's just what they look like to me.

Christian: Yup. They're very cool looking and I find them very sleek from the top down, seeing the black wings.

Ellen: Perfect for space travel.

Christian: So, some other information. Conservation status on the IUCN Red List, they are listed as vulnerable. First of all, they're threatened by overfishing, and that is both deliberate and as bycatch

Ellen: They are being fished... Like people are catching them? Or are catching the things that they need to eat?

Christian: So... Them. People are catching them on purpose and also catching them on accident.

Ellen: Why would you want to catch one?

Christian: So unfortunately, in parts of the world, they are valued for their flesh as food...

Ellen: Aw, gross.

Christian: But also, as their gill rakers.

Ellen: ...What?

Christian: Yes, their gill rakers are used in traditional Chinese medicine.

Ellen: Oh that's not good.

Christian: It is not, as it seems to be the case in all animal products used for that.

Ellen: Yeah, don't do that. That's incorrect. Don't do it.

Christian: So that's what threatens them, and also their birth rate makes it difficult for them to make comebacks. AndI'll talk about that here... Now, actually. Right now. So, a little bit more details on their birth. So they are what's called ovo...vivi...parous.

Ellen: We've done this word three times now.

Christian: Yes. Meaning the embryo develops within eggs retained in the mother's uterus.

Ellen: Very good.

Christian: And for manta rays- for giant manta rays, that is- they're thought to give birth to a single pup every two or three years.

Ellen: Okay. Yeah. I mean when you got big pub, when they're so big.

Christian: So yeah. So that's what I'm talking about with, you know, because of that birth rate, it makes things difficult to come back from, you know, over fishing and whatnot. Now here's my favorite part about the birth. So when born, the pup folds its wings around its body to make the exit out of the birth canal easier. So it's like a little manta ray burrito.

Ellen: Oh my god! Oh my god he's folded up in a tortilla! Oh my God, that's so cute!

Christian: Right?

Ellen: Did you see any like pictures or videos of this happening?

Christian: It was really difficult to find pictures. I didn't, I couldn't find one of it happening, but I think I found a picture of one. Just a baby. They're very cute.

Ellen: This makes me think of in old cartoons, you would see a stork delivering babies to their, you know, awaiting families and the baby- the stork would always be carrying the baby in this cloth like, bag thing. And the baby is always like wrapped up like swaddled in a piece of cloth. This makes me think of the manta ray being like, swaddled in its little flip flaps that it's got wrapped around so, so tenderly and then delivered via stork to the very eager Mama Manta Ray.

Christian: Right?

Ellen: Oh man. They swaddle themselves! I'm dying. I can't. I love it.

Christian: I thought you would enjoy that imagery too.

Ellen: Wow, that's really great. I didn't even know that.

Christian: Very good. So that's probably a good note to leave on for the manta ray- the giant manta ray.

Ellen: I love the giant manta ray. Thank you Christian. That was really delightful.

Christian: Anytime.

Ellen: I know you were very charmed by them in the aquarium. We had a lot of fun watching them.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: And what's really cool in that aquarium is that it has that type of thing where there's a big sort of tunnel for you to go through that goes underneath the tank. So you're going through this big tunnel and all around you, you're seeing the inside of the tank, so you're seeing whale sharks and manta rays swim over your head. It was so neat.

Christian: I love it, personally.

Ellen: It's really great. I could spend all day there. I took a lot of cool pictures too.

Christian: Yeah, I'm really excited to see some of them.

Ellen: Yeah, I'm going to have to go through them tomorrow. Well, so for those of you that don't know, we're in Jacksonville, Florida and there's a hurricane coming our way, so we may have some time on our hands over the next few days.

Christian: Ooh, I hope we don't lose power, like tomorrow or...

Ellen: Yeah, we might. We might. Who knows?

Christian: Maybe this, this episode might be delayed because of that, but we'll see.

Ellen: Stay tuned. I don't know. We'll figure it out. We'll do our best. Anything for y'all because we love you guys.

Christian: So now that brings us to the middle of the podcast episode. Do you want to talk about our patrons?

Ellen: Yes, I do. I mentioned earlier that we started a Patreon and it went really, really well and we had, you know, a few people already kind of signed up to pledge. So we're really excited about that, it helped us be able to launch our new website. We bought a domain and you know, like built the website and it we're really happy about it. So, if you want to help like, kind of get it on that action and help us grow and do other really cool things- We want to do all sorts of really cool things. Like, we want to start doing interviews and like onsite recordings and we want to just really start getting out there and doing some cool stuff, but that requires some investments on our part. So, if you- if any of that stuff sounds exciting to you and you want to help us get there, you can help us grow and also get access to some other really cool perks, like a feed of the show without ads and a patron-only discord server and some other pretty neat stuff. I'm actually looking into more things that I can include in the patron perks, so go check it out. You can support us for as little as $1 a month over at patreon.com/justthezooofus. And for this week's episode, I would like to especially thank our patrons, Briana Feinberg, Krystina Sanders and Shae Winters.

Christian: Yeah, thank you folks.

Ellen: Yeah, one of the patron tiers involves being included in this little segment right here. So you know, if you want your name included in that shout out list, go check us out on Patreon.

Christian: All right, hun, what do you got for us this week?

Ellen: So I also chose to talk about an animal that I fell in love with at Zoo Atlanta. They call it Zoo Atlanta.

Christian: Yup.

Ellen: So an animal that I fell in love with there- I talked about how I was really excited for giant panda, but we already talked about giant panda, so I couldn't do that one.

Christian: Whoops.

Ellen: But so I chose the red panda. This is called Ailurus fulgens.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: I fell in love with this animal at Zoo Atlanta, but it had also been requested to us by Juan Ocharan. So he requested a very long time ago and it's been sitting on my list and I've been eyeballing it and wanting to talk about it for a long time and I figured this would be a great opportunity to do it because they're fresh on the brain.

Ellen: Cool, thanks Juan.

Ellen: Yes, thank you so much. So I'm getting my information for this segment from, naturally, Zoo Atlanta, but also the San Diego Zoo and Smithsonian National Zoo. So I'm gonna introduce you to my new best friend, the red panda. If you have never seen this animal before, I call it a cinnamon raccoon. It is a- imagine a raccoon, and a thicc one...

Christian: Spicy.

Ellen: A spicy, thick raccoon, and it has thick, fluffy, bright red fur... Either bright red or like a dark red with a black belly, black legs, and then white markings on its face and white ears. And its kind of defining characteristic is it has this really long, really bushy tail with red and gold rings. Oh, it's stellar. I can't go too much into it cause I have a whole section for that.

Christian: Yep, yep yep.

Ellen: So they're only about the size of, like a large house cat. Maybe like a small to medium dog. They're not that big. They're only about two feet long, or around 60 centimeters. Now the bushy tail adds another foot and a half, or 45 centimeters. So yeah, it's about the size of like a smallish dog. You're gonna find these cuties in rainy forests at high altitudes in the mountains of Nepal, China, India and Tibet and kind of that whole like, sort of Southeast Asia area. Think like Himalayas.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: Himalayan mountains. Like there, you're going to find them in very, very rainy forests up high in the mountains. Their taxonomic family is Ailuridae. Now, let's talk taxonomy. This is an ordeal. This is a whole situation. I really didn't think I was going to have so many notes on taxonomy, but here we are. So looking at the panda, looks like raccoon. Also, similar to panda bear. They have many similar traits that I'll go into in a few minutes.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: They're also called pandas. So, the red panda belongs to this family Ailuridae. They are the only member of the Ailuridae family, and they have no living relatives at all.

Ellen: Woah.

Ellen: None. So throughout kind of their whole history, their taxonomy has been really controversial. So when they were originally found, they were believed to be members of the raccoon family, the same family as raccoons, but then they were studied a little bit more and moved into the bear family with the giant pandas. But now, they're understood to be completely separate from both. They're not members of either of those families, although the family Ailuridae is believed to be part of the super family called Musteloidea, which also contains the procyonids, which are raccoons and coatimundis and stuff like that, and also the mustelids, which are weasels and badgers and things like that. So they're in the same superfamily with those, but they're not part of the families. They're their own family and they don't have any other members. So it's just them in their family.

Christian: That's interesting.

Ellen: It is. It's actually really, really cool. They have some common ancestors, but they go back millions of years, right.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: So what's actually really kinda, I thought was cool is that you hear way more about giant pandas than you hear about red pandas. The red panda was named first.

Christian: Really?

Ellen: The red panda was documented by French zoologist, Frederic Cuvier 48 years before the giant panda.

Christian: Okay, huh.

Ellen: And named panda, like red panda.

Christian: Oh, you know what? This is jogging my memory a little bit. I think I came across this when I was doing the giant panda. Yeah.

Ellen: Yeah, so actually the red panda was named first and then the giant panda was named after it, which is funny cause now the giant panda is the one that gets all the spotlight.

Christian: I don't know if this is me remembering it wrong, but I feel like they weren't called red pandas at first. They were just pandas.

Ellen: Yeah. And then the giant panda came along and then you had the giant panda and the lesser panda.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: They are also called the lesser panda, but most people call them red pandas right now.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: So what I thought was kinda cute is that its scientific name comes from the Greek word for cat and then the Latin word for fire, giving us fire cat.

Christian: Oh, that's cool.

Ellen: Yeah. That also means like glowing or something that's like bright. It could also mean like a glowing cat.

Christian: It's like the um... The character from Legend of Korra.

Ellen: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like that. That- my favorite creature. Yeah. So that's just kinda where the whole etymology of the red panda came from.

Christian: That is quite the roller coaster.

Ellen: Yeah. I definitely thought that the red panda was like named after the giant panda, but they're not.

Christian: You'd think so, yeah.

Ellen: Effectiveness. How good they do. I gave it an 8 out of 10.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: 8 out of 10. These are pretty good, they're pretty good. They are very well adapted to cold climates because they live up there in the forest, really high up in the mountains. So they're dealing with some pretty cold temperatures. They deal with some pretty heavy snowfall and they're very well acclimated to it. They have that layered fur that you see in a lot of cold weather mammals. It has this course, outer guard hairs and then a wooly undercoat underneath it that helps them insulate their body and keep them warm in the Himalayan snow.

Christian: Nice and toasty.

Ellen: It is nice, it just keeps them real snug as a bug. But even more than that, they have that long fluffy tail. It has two purposes. The first is my favorite. They wrap their tail around their body to keep them warm while they sleep.

Christian: Ohhh!

Ellen: Yes, it's perfect and amazing. Actually, the one that we saw at the zoo was doing this. It was all wrapped up with it's tail.

Christian: Awww.

Ellen: Very cute. Yeah, it's adorable. It's so sweet. So yes, buil-tin blanket, obviously fantastic right there. But another thing that they use it for is that they use it to stay balanced while they're climbing.

Christian: Makes sense.

Ellen: Cause they live up in the trees and they spend most of their time moving around between branches and stuff. So the tail helps them stay up while they're walking on narrow limbs. So another way they deal with these really cold temperatures is similar to the slath that we just talked about very recently, they can slow down their metabolic activity to this dormant state, in order to allow them to conserve energy during times of extreme temperatures. So this is particularly important because like the sloth, they have a diet that's not very nutritionally dense. So they're not getting a lot of energy input, so they have to make sure they're not outputting very much.

Christian: That makes sense.

Ellen: Yeah, so they can actually regulate their metabolism to sort of optimize that. So they have some other adaptations that give them some nutritional advantages as well. They are technically part of the carnivora order, but they're actually omnivores and they do have strongly herbiv- herBIvorous? HerbiVORous? HerBIvorous. Herbivorous tendencies. Most of their diet is bamboo. Like 90% of their diet is bamboo. That's what they mostly eat. But they also like to eat things like acorns, fruits, leaves, other stuff like that. And they do sometimes eat things like birds or eggs or little things that they can catch or whatever. It's not a lot.

Christian: Like, opportunistically.

Ellen: Yeah. They'll take it if it's there, but I mean it's not something that they typically will go out and- they're not hunters. They don't go out and hunt for things, but they- so, since they do have that tendency to eat a little bit of both, they have both sharp canine teeth at the front of their mouth as well as these big thick, powerful molars in the back of their mouth. So that makes it really easy for them to both tear and chew through tough vegetation or whatever it is that they're trying to eat. Their teeth are adapted for both eating meat or eating plants.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: Yeah, so they can do either one. They're pretty good at that. I thought that gave them a huge edge over the giant panda for having that variety in their diet. Right? They're not just eating bamboo all the time.

Christian: Just the straight refusal to do the rest of their diet.

Ellen: Yeah. They're a little bit... But so this is also something that I learned. They have a what's called a pseudo thumb that is a digit that they share with the giant panda. I don't remember whether you talked about this in your segment on the panda or not.

Christian: I might not have talked about it, but I do remember reading about it.

Ellen: Yeah. So what this is is this is an enlarged wrist bone, actually. It's a bone in their wrist that is bigger, that basically makes their front paws... it looks to me like they had an opposable thumb, but the digit got like, yanked off? Like, it looks like if you looked at somebody's hand and their thumb was gone, but they would still have that sort of bulging part on the side of the hand.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: That's what it looks like to me. So it's basically just like this padded bump on their wrist, and what that does is it lets them wrap their paw around bamboo and grip it better with that sort of fake thumb. It's not a full digit, but it acts as a grip enhancer basically. So while I'm talking about their paws, this surprised me while I was looking at them. The pads of their paws are covered with hair.

Ellen: Really?

Ellen: Yeah. I have never seen another animal with paws like this where rather than that bare skin, those pads that you usually see on other mustelids, procyonids and bears, they all have these paws that have these bare pads on the bottom of it where it's just skin, it's bald skin, but the red panda's paws are covered in hair. So this is because the forest that they live in experience a lot of rainfall, so the branches ended up being really, really wet and slippery and the hair helps them grip onto it. And it's also really good for helping them move around in ice and snow. The hair makes them grip better in ice in the snow and it's just, it's better for them to move around.

Christian: That's cool. I know other animals have that kind of adaptation for stealth advantage.

Ellen: Yeah, I did see- I saw like, one other source say it was to mask their scent and that it kept them from leaving behind so much scent, but I couldn't- I only saw it on one source, I don't know if that's true or not.

Christian: Sure, sure.

Ellen: I saw it on the Internet floating around there somewhere. So, I don't know.

Christian: Gotcha.

Ellen: Yeah. So that's my 8 out of 10. They have a bunch of really cool adaptations that make them really, really good for living where they live. Better than the giant panda, I'll give them that.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: So ingenuity. I also gave the red panda a 6 out of 10.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: Mostly because I couldn't really find very much about them. You know, they live alone, they're solitary. What I thought was kind of cool was that females, when they're ready to give birth to their babies, they build a nest out of twigs and grass and they line it with moss so that it's nice and insulated and soft for their babies. Yeah. Yeah, so they actually like kind of build their own nest. It's usually up in trees, like up in a crook of a tree or something. So I dunno, I gave them a couple of points for building nest. I thought that was kind of cute. And there is a lot to be said for the fact that they get most of their food from foraging. So naturally they have to be pretty decent at figuring out how to get their food. So Zoo Atlanta provides enrichment for their red pandas in the form of treats that are hidden in boxes or tubes that the panda has to manipulate to get out. So they can at least do those. Right? I don't know how complicated they are. I don't know if they're like puzzle cubes or whatever, but it's at least something that gets their brain stimulated a little bit.

Christian: Well good.

Ellen: Yeah. So I couldn't really find very much else on their intelligence. They're just, I just gave them a 6. It seems like not fantastic, but they're probably not dumb.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: So that's my, my 6 out of 10 for ingenuity. Aesthetics. Come on, 10 out of 10. Perfect. You can't improve on this.

Christian: They're very cute.

Ellen: So actually, the zoologist I mentioned at the beginning, Cuvier, the guy that first cataloged them, described the red panda as the most beautiful animal he'd ever seen.

Christian: Aww.

Ellen: Yeah. Said it was like, the most beautiful animal in the world. And I think he's right. Everything about them is perfect and I would protect them with my life. These are very good, thicc bois and they're very soft and they have these really sweet soft ears and their face is so tiny for their fluffy body and the ears do a really cute thing to where they have this like, tuft of fur, like underneath their ears that gives this the sort of, it's a very cat-like appearance. But definitely go down the YouTube rabbit hole of red panda videos because, as adorable as they are to look at in pictures, there's 60 times more adorable in motion. So watching videos of them, just how they tumble around, they're so cute. They seem like they just kind of throw themselves everywhere they go. Like they just jump everywhere. It's so cute.

Christian: At the zoo, I noticed it had bigger claws than I was expecting.

Ellen: Big sharp claws. They actually can use those for self-defense too.

Christian: Really?

Ellen: Yeah. So when they're threatened, they will actually stand up on their hind legs and swipe with their claws.

Christian: Okay! Get it.

Ellen: Yeah. It's pretty cute.

Christian: Well...

Ellen: That's probably not what they're going for, but I think it's cute. But yeah, there's also a subreddit dedicated to red pandas. It's just called red pandas.

Christian: Alright.

Ellen: Yeah, it's pretty great. I spent a little bit of time just kind of wasting time on there today and watching some really cute red panda videos. They're so cute!

Ellen: Aren't they?

Ellen: My favorite videos are of them playing in the snow because they really like to like, slide down hills in the snow and they seem like they're having a good time.

Christian: I believe there's a zoo in the U.S. that recently got cubs.

Ellen: Oh, you know what? I shared something about that.

Christian: I think it was the Cincinnati Zoo? Maybe?

Ellen: That sounds right. I'll look into it. I'll fix it if it needs to.

Christian: Just- yeah, take this whole bit out if I was wrong.

Ellen: Somewhere, there's- how about this. Somewhere in the world right now, there's baby red pandas, and that's enough to be happy about.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: Well, that brings us to the conservation status...

Christian: Okay!

Ellen: Endangered.

Christian: Aww...

Ellen: Not doing good. So red pandas have legal protection in the countries that they live in, but they still are facing a lot of threatening factors. So first of all, they're losing habitat due to deforestation, and that deforestation results from a lot of different things. It could be logging or farming or clearing land for livestock or harvesting firewood. Lot of different reasons people are cutting down forests in the areas that they live in. So this reduces the amount of space available for the red panda to live in, and it also fragments their habitat. And we've talked about this with a few different animals before, that this causes the populations to become cut off from each other. And that means that they can't find new mates to mate with. And this results in inbreeding and really poor genetic diversity. So, the populations there then become at higher risk of genetic problems or threat from disease. All these different problems from the habitat being broken into chunks. Livestock in the areas that they live in can also deplete vegetation and leave the red panda without enough bamboo to eat, cause livestock will move into an area, eat all the bamboo and it doesn't leave enough for the red panda.

Christian: Don't do that...

Ellen: No, it's not nice. Yeah, so even though they do... Even though they are legally protected in the areas that they live in, unfortunately illegal poaching and trade still kind of persists, and is actually on the rise. So it happens more and more in these areas. So unfortunately their 10 out of 10 aesthetic score works against them in this department because since they are so incredibly beautiful, they're hunted for their skin. Their pelts are very valuable because of how beautiful it is, it's got that really nice rich red color. So they're hunted for their pelts, but also they're just so cute and they're so like, mild mannered and chill and, you know, they're not that difficult to handle because of how small they are, and they're so cute, they're a prime target for illegal pet trade. So people will grab them and just kind of turn them into pets.

Christian: Man...

Ellen: Hey y'all? Stop doing that. Don't do that. Don't bring wild animals into your house. Super Duper don't do that. Like, a lot of times you'll see videos floating around on social media of like wildlife rehabilitators that for whatever reason are like rehabilitating an animal in their home, or for whatever reason they just have a wild animal that they're taking care of in their home, and then that pops off on social media, it gets shared everywhe, people think, oh my gosh, it's totally cool for me to bring, you know, whatever wild animal I want into my house because this other person is doing it. When it's like you don't know the story that's going on there. You don't know if maybe that animal can't go back to the wild or maybe they rescued it for something from something like you don't know the whole story. But then it makes people think, "oh, I want to have a red panda in my house and it'll be fine!" But it's super duper super duper not, not cool and not good to do that. So don't bring wildlife into your house is my thing.

Christian: Yup. Golden rule.

Ellen: That's our golden rule. Sure. There's some other golden rules floating around out there, but ours...

Christian: Probably not. This is the only one.

Ellen: No, this is the one. So yeah, that's the red panda.

Christian: Well, thank you!

Ellen: They're very cute, but please leave them outside.

Christian: Thank you honey. Very good animal.

Ellen: You're welcome. Uh, yeah. So next up I've got some audience responses. I have two that I would really like to share with you. Yep. They're really good.

Christian: Yay!

Ellen: So our buddy Emily Bell said in response to the honey bee segment in episode 15, Emily says: "In this episode you asked something to the effect of what's it called when an invasive species is good, in reference to the honey bees being established in the U.S. but not native. Well, this is kind of what I do. I am a natural resource planner specializing in invasive species issues and I wanted to answer this. The definition of an invasive species is a non-native species that is established and typically expanding in its new range and causes environmental harm, economic harm and or harm to human health and quality of life. All this to say that the term non-native doesn't automatically mean invasive. There are many species brought in for agriculture or horticulture that are introduced, but that we do not apply the term invasive too like honeybees."

Christian: Very interesting.

Ellen: Yep! So that was pretty cool. That was some really cool insight that we got on invasive versus non native species.

Christian: Yeah. Thank you Emily.

Ellen: Yeah, thank you Emily. And the next one that I wanted to share is from our friend Miranda Lowery, who we met at the aquarium!

Christian: Yeah!

Ellen: Yeah, that was so fun! That was really exciting for us. Miranda Lowery pointed out in response to the slotgs segment in episode 16 in which we coined the iconic slogan fartboat: "While sloths have a ton of gasses from basically fermented vegetation in their gut, they are the only proven mammal that can't fart."

Christian: So sad!

Ellen: They just can't. So all that fart boat hype for nothing. They can't fart.

Christian: That's so sad. Alexa...

Ellen: Shhh! She can hear you.

Christian: I just heard her say "WHAT?" from the room over.

Ellen: She's so mad at us. So yeah, sorry. No fart boats. But apparently they release the fermented gases through their breath. So...

Christian: That's...

Ellen: Worse.

Christian: Yeah. Not better.

Ellen: No, it's not better at all. It's not an improvement. Well, that's all I had.

Christian: My feedback: we're great! - Christian Weatherford

Ellen: Thanks for your feedback. Hey, wait, your feedback doesn't count because you don't listen to the show. Listen to the show, and then you can put in feedback.

Christian: People tell me it's great.

Ellen: Anyway, well that's all I had this week, so thank you so much. I want to thank everybody who has been listening to the show and especially everybody who has been recommending our show and submitting reviews to your podcatcher of choice. Those really help us out a lot, so thank you very much for doing that. You can connect with us on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram by searching the title of the show. Please come hang out with us in our Facebook group! It's so fun! It's called Just the Zoo of Us: Official Friend Squad and it's really great. Y'all are hilarious. That's where we're getting a lot of these like audience feedback, like a lot of these like listener responses and stuff are coming from the Facebook group so it's...

Christian: Good stuff.

Ellen: It's really popping off. If you have an animal species you want to hear us review, you could submit those to me personally at ellen@justthezooofus.com.

Christian: Oh thank God.

Ellen: I know Christian was really... Christian was really distressed by the fact that our old Gmail address did not line up with our other social media handles. He was really upset about that. A transcript of this episode and other episodes can be found at www.justthezooofus.com. Last note. Thank you Louie Zong for the use of your song "Adventuring" from your album Bee Sides. We love you.

Christian: Especially me.

Ellen: Yeah. Especially Christian. I don't know why you said that so weird.

Christian: I don't know. I love that song.

Ellen: We love that song and we love all of his album and all of his, we love all of his albums and all of his music and everything he does is great and perfect. Just like the red panda!

Christian: I frequently wake up with his music stuck in my head.

Ellen: It's a really good music to wake up to though. It's very peppy and it makes you feel good. Just like our podcast!

Christian: There's the plug.

Ellen: Just like our podcast that you're currently listening to, and that I'm still trying to sell you on for some reason. I mean, we're like an hour into the show and you're still listening, so I don't think I need to keep putting the hustle in.

Christian: All right.

Ellen: All right. Thanks everybody. We love you.

Christian: Thank you!

Ellen: Byeee!

Christian: Bye!

17: Veiled Chameleon & Kea

Christian: Hi everyone, this is Christian Weatherford.

Ellen: And this is Ellen Weatherford.

Christian: And you're listening to Just the Zoo of Us, a podcast about animals where we'll give them a rating out of 10 in three different categories. And those categories are effectiveness, ingenuity, and aesthetics.

Ellen: Christian and I are not zoological experts, but we do our best. We do a lot of research to make sure we're giving you really good information from really trustworthy sources.

Christian: We try our hardest.

Ellen: We do real good. Well, we do our best at least.

Christian: I'd say 99% of the time.

Ellen: Hey, we haven't been called out yet, and we're 17 episodes in.

Christian: Does mispronunciation count?

Ellen: No.

Christian: Okay. 100% it is.

Ellen: Oh, also we have been called out on some Lion King lore that I have a note on that for the end of the show. So stay tuned after we're done with our segments because we're adding a new segment onto the end of the show for audience responses. It's going to be really fun. So stay tuned at the end.

Christian: Woo! Excited.

Ellen: So last week you went first with the blobfish, which means this week it's my turn.

Christian: Alright. What you got for us this week?

Ellen: I have an animal I am so excited to talk about. I've been chomping at the bit all day long because I'm so excited: the veiled chameleon.

Christian: All right.

Ellen: Yes. The scientific name is Chamaeleo calyptratus.

Christian: Interesting.

Ellen: Yeah.

Christian: Lots of hard consonants in there.

Ellen: Yeah, I did my best. The chameleon was requested by Ashley Tucker, so thank you very much, Ashley.

Christian: Yes, thank you Ashley.

Ellen: She just said chameleon, so I kind of picked, cause there's a lot of different chameleons. So I picked the veiled chameleon. And for my information on this animal, I'm getting it from Animal Diversity Web, which is a website we use a lot and it's made by the University of Michigan's Museum of Zoology, also the Toronto Zoo, the San Diego Zoo, and National Geographic. So lots of different informational sources, but there's a lot of info out there about them.

Christian: I am very excited for this one.

Ellen: This is good one. So we'll start with some basic information about the veiled chameleon. A fully grown adult male can reach up to 2 feet long, or 61 centimeters, from the head to the tip of the tail. So that's really not that big.

Christian: Oh, okay. That's true.

Ellen: Um, but still like 2 feet from head to the tip of the tail is decent sized for a lizard. Oh, if you don't know what a chameleon is, it's a green lizard.

Christian: Usually green, right?

Ellen: They're usually green, yes. Their resting state is green. Don't worry, don't worry. We'll get there. We'll get there. Now, females are considerably smaller. They're typically around 14 inches in length, or 35 centimeters. So much, much smaller. They're dainty. Okay?

Christian: Aw, cute.

Ellen: In the wild, you can find veiled chameleons in the southwestern Arabian peninsula. This is in Saudi Arabia and Yemen.

Christian: That's interesting. Not where I would have thought they are.

Ellen: So there are lots of different chameleon species all over the world, there's lots of them in different parts of Africa and Asia, but this one specifically is mostly found in Saudi Arabia and Yemen.

Christian: All right.

Christian: They belong to the taxonomic family Chamaeleonidae, which is the chameleon family. There are over 200 different species of chameleons.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: Yes. So they're very, many of those, and chameleons of course, are related to like lizards. Other, other lizards, basically. Lizards, iguanas, anoles, they're all part of the same like big lizard family. So I'm just going to jump right into it.

Christian: Please, please do.

Ellen: We're going to get started with effectiveness, which we define as physical adaptations that the animal has that allow it to accomplish its goals, do what it's trying to do. For effectiveness, I'm giving the veiled chameleon a perfect score of 10 out of 10.

Christian: Alright! Kind of saw that one coming.

Ellen: I bet you did. So the chameleon has a lot going for it. I'm just gonna, right off the bat, I'm going to start with their skin because I know that's what you want to hear about.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Yeah. So I'm going to get that out of the way. So chameleons are famous for their ability to very quickly change the color of their skin. It's something they can do on a dime, right? It doesn't take them a long time. So they do this for a variety of reasons that I'll go into later, but first, let's take a look at how they change their color.

Christian: Alright.

Ellen: Yes. So the chameleon's skin is made of four layers. I'll start with the top.

Christian: Alright.

Ellen: The top layer, called the epidermis, is transparent, so it's totally see through. This is the protective layer that you'll see them shedding. So when you see them kind of get like a pale, dull color, and then their skin peels off and they leave skin behind, that's the epidermis. So they shed it and grow it back throughout their life. Happens all the time, not a big deal. Now, beneath the epidermis is a layer of skin that is made of color producing cells called chromatophores. Yeah. So the top layer of chromatophores produce yellow and red pigments.

Christian: Alright.

Ellen: The layer beneath the yellow and red cells is made of different chromatophores called iridophores. And the irido- part of that comes from iridescent, because these cells contain nanocrystals that reflect blue and white. So when you think of iridescent, think of it as like reflecting that blue light. Yep. So that's, that's underneath the yellow and red. So so far we've got transparent, yellow and red, blue and white. The bottom layer is melanophores, which are cells that produce melanin, the same dark brown pigment that human skin cells produce.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: So in their relaxed, kind of like their idle state, their red chromatophores in that second layer of skin are contracted and bundled up and the yellow chromatophores are expanded. So what that means is that light is bouncing off of the iridophore layer and reflecting back blue. And then it's passing through that yellow layer, which comes to us as green. Because it's blue light bouncing off, passing through yellow pigment, blue plus yellow: green.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: So this is why you can see different veiled chameleons in a resting state will have colors that vary from like a turquoise color to like a greenish yellow. Yeah. So it's just how much light is basically being reflected through that layer.

Christian: Interesting.

Ellen: Yep. So that's why they're naturally green. This gives them a passive camouflage because they are arboreal. They live amongst a lot of foliage, having a green color helps them blend in. However, when they're stressed or agitated or threatened, the chromatophores in their skin expand and contract in different arrangements. So maybe the yellow cells will contract and the red cells will expand, causing the light to pass through more red and making the light turn more red, or the melanophores will expand and the color will get much darker because it's adding that dark brown pigment.

Christian: Okay, that makes sense.

Ellen: Yeah. So it's basically a huge network of colorful cells that are expanding and contracting in different arrangements that mix the color of the light differently that's reflecting off of their skin.

Christian: I'm no expert in color theory, but it sounds like with the colors we're working with here, maybe not every color could be achieved by the chameleon.

Ellen: Some chameleons have much more colorful potential than others. So the veiled chameleon in particular only really has the capability to produce from like, a dark green up to maybe like an orange.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: You're not going to have that like rainbow effect. You're really gonna see from like dark green up to orange, and that's really about it. They can't- veiled chameleons, at least, can't really produce every color. Now, when you get into some other species of chameleons, they have some real stunners. Like, the panther chameleon can kind of make the whole rainbow.

Christian: Interesting.

Ellen: Yep. So, but the veiled chameleon does make a lot of different colors and in different patterns. It's not like all of their skin is turning one color.

Christian: Gotcha.

Ellen: They do it in patterns. So they might have like dark green stripes with yellow spots, or like orange splotches or something like that. They might normally look like a solid green, but then they get agitated and all of a sudden they have stripes and spots.

Christian: Okay, cool.

Ellen: Yeah.

Christian: I'm just now realizing, maybe I made you talk about some of your aesthetic points.

Ellen: I mean, don't worry, it's okay. I have a lot to talk about for effectiveness. I already thought that was going to be my longest segment, so it's okay. We might have to blow through aesthetics...

Christian: No worries.

Ellen: But it's okay. Yeah, so that's how they change colors. Now, there is a misconception that chameleons change their color to match their surroundings.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: Not True. It's not, that's not why they do that. So you know this isn't true because for example, they won't like turn brown because they're sitting on a log. They may be brown while they're on a log, but they won't just be green, step on a log, now they're brown to blend in with the log.

Christian: Dr. Doolittle lied to me.

Ellen: Yeah. So like that's not why they do that. What the color change really... The purpose of the color change really serves is more to do with their emotional state. So their color, they use it to communicate what they're thinking or feeling to other chameleons. So it could reflect their stress levels or their comfort levels or whether they are ready to mate. Something that's interesting is that chameleons will display darker colors in just their idle state when the temperature gets low. So people that have chameleons in captivity will know if their habitat is too cold because their chameleon turns like, very dark green.

Christian: They're like little temperature indicators.

Ellen: Yeah. Well it makes sense because darker colors allow them to absorb more heat.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: So they will like adjust their body color to adapt to their temperature. Yup. Females will use colorful displays to indicate both when they're receptive to mating as well as when they are not receptive to mating. So if a a male tries to holla at a female chameleon and she don't- and she don't want none, she will give him their typical like threatening display. So like when chameleons are like about to fight, like they're gonna throw down, so they turn like really, really dark and they have these bright high contrasting patterns so they'll, they'll have like orange stripes or bright yellow spots or like even like black like markings on them and stuff, very like high contrasting stuff, so she'll do that to signal to the male like, nah. Not tonight. No Sir. And you know, he'll see that and he'll back off. So.

Christian: That's neat.

Ellen: Yeah. Males also will do that to each other. Male veiled chameleons don't want anything to do with each other. You cannot house them together, they cannot share space. They will just immediately fight.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: Yeah. They don't like each other. Yup. So that's what I had on their skin. It's pretty interesting. The next really cool thing about these veiled chameleons is their tongue.

Christian: Right?

Ellen: It's really cool. So the veiled chameleon hunts- it's an ambush predator, so it hunts by remaining completely motionless until their prey gets close enough for them to catch. Now, their body is very slow. Their legs don't move real good. They're very, very slow. So they definitely couldn't catch like, fast moving prey like insects or something with their mouth just by like lunging at it like maybe other lizards do.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: So instead they use their projectile tongue, which in my opinion is a biomechanical masterpiece. This is so cool. Their tongue can be up to twice as long as their entire body.

Christian: Woah.

Ellen: And they can send it flying, accelerating from 0 to 60 miles per hour or 97 kilometers per hour in 1/100 of a second.

Christian: That's frightening.

Ellen: Yes. Lightning speed. Blink of an eye. That is according to National Geographic by the way. That's where I got that specific number from.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: So the way that they do this is they have a bunch of springy muscles inside of their tongue, and they contract all of those springy muscles, build up a lot, a lot, a lot of tension, and then release it all at once. And this fires the tongue forward like a crossbow.

Christian: Oh geez.

Ellen: Yes. This reminds me of how we talked about the goblin shark, how they fire their whole entire face forward, but this is just the tongue. They've kind of optimized that.

Christian: Huh. I wonder if- does that, like the goblin shark, I wonder if when the Chameleon's tongue is in its mouth, it's always having to hold it with tension.

Ellen: I would imagine not. They will. They probably have it like they probably have it... Like coiled up in their, like neck, one would have to assume.

Christian: Yeah, I guess so.

Ellen: Yeah. So they have this like insane lightning quick speed, and also a range of, you know, up to what? Four feet?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: If that's twice their body length. So that by itself won't get you your prey. You can send your tongue flying and it's only gonna do you any good if you can reel it back in.

Christian: Right. Because otherwise you're like, "ah, I'm a little wet now."

Ellen: Gotcha. Minor inconvenience, and you're a little weirded out. So what they have armed their tongue with is both a little ball of muscle on the end, so if you've ever looked at a chameleon's tongue and seeing how at the very end of it, it's really, really kind of thick and globular?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: That's muscle. A little chunk of muscle there at the end. But more importantly, it is coated with the really thick sticky saliva. It has about the consistency of honey.

Christian: Oh.

Ellen: Yep. So it acts as a really, really strong adhesive that brings the prey back to the chameleon's mouth. Yup. The, so the range, the speed and the strength of the tongue allow them to catch prey in the blink of an eye without having to move and give away their body position.

Christian: Pretty ideal.

Ellen: Yeah. Right? Cause they're very, very slow. So like if you run from them, they're done. They cannot chase you.

Christian: End of chase scene.

Ellen: Yeah. So they really have to be as stealthy as they can. This is kind of like the sloth that we just talked about in the last episode. We talked about how the sloth moves very slowly so that it can maintain its camouflage. This is the exact same thing. It moves very slowly.

Christian: Yep!

Ellen: So the next thing I want to talk about is their funky eyes. You know how chameleons have those really weird eyes?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: If you've never looked too closely at a chameleon's eyes, they are shaped like cones. They're conical in shape and actually, most of their eyes are just eyelid and they only have a very, very teeny tiny opening at the tip of the cone and that's the only place where their eyeball is exposed, is this tiny little pinpoint opening at the sort of apex of their cone. And what I think is kind of funny is that people refer to these eye structures as turrets. That's not a joke. That's not a joke. That's what people call them. They call them turrets.

Christian: That's very funny.

Ellen: Which, yes. That's very funny to us because we play a lot of video games, so like when we hear a turret, we think of like a little combat structure that shoots bullets at things, which then makes me think of a chameleon running around with just little bullets firing out of its eyes and like, its eyes are pointing in all these different directions. So there's just like, pew pew pew all over the jungle. Anyway, their eyes can move in pretty much any direction and each eye can move as well as focus independently of each other.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they can look in two completely opposite directions and focus on each opposite direction at the exact same time.

Christian: Can't even imagine that.

Ellen: It's so cool, isn't it?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: So what this allows them to do is have depth perception without having to move their head because they can focus on two different points.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: Yeah. They can move their eyes independently at each other, but when they're focusing on something in particular, like maybe they've spotted a prey that they want to catch, they lock both eyes onto it. So they have that kind of stereoscopic vision that allows them to judge the distance which they need. They need to know that distance precisely so that they know how far to fire their tongue.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: Yup. The next thing I want to talk about for their effectiveness is this structure on top of their head. They have this really tall crest on top of their head that is kind of the identifying characteristic of the veiled chameleon as opposed to, say, the panther or the Jackson's chameleon. The veiled chameleon has this very, very tall helmet-like structure on the top of its head, and this is called a casque. C-A-S-Q-U-E. A casque.

Christian: Oh, okay.

Ellen: This actually serves a couple of purposes. The first one is making themselves look bigger to intimidate either predators or other males, because this casque is very, very large and pronounced in males, but females don't really have much of one. They have one, but it's kind of little. It's not so tall. But in males it's very, very tall and impressive, so it either helps them look bigger to intimidate people. To the ladies, it looks pretty good. It's a factor in attracting females. So the larger the casque... You know.

Christian: It's like a fancy hat.

Ellen: Yeah. You know the ladies like a big hat.

Christian: Yep.

Ellen: Anyway. Oh, but the third function that the casque serves is that, um, water slides down it and so they can drink the water that slides down their head.

Christian: I thought you were just gonna say "water slides" and that's it. I was like, that's awesome! I don't know who's using it, but cool!

Ellen: Yeah. You haven't heard that the splash park is installing some veiled chameleons so that we can just take a ride down those water slides?

Christian: I guess my mind was more like, "oh, I got a bug in my mouth. Hey, little buggy. Get on my, uh, my little water slide here."

Ellen: Oh, like it's a trap.

Christian: Yep.

Ellen: Oh, okay.

Christian: And then they're all happy and wet... Munch.

Ellen: Perfect.

Christian: Water slides.

Ellen: It's the perfect plan. Anyway, no. Rather than gathering at the top of their head, water slides down the sloped edges of the casque so that they can, you know, look that water off of their head and get the water that they need.

Christian: Aww, they thorst.

Ellen: Yes, very much so. Well they do live in the Arabian peninsula, and water isn't exactly...

Christian: Right.

Ellen: Super always readily available. There are like rainy seasons but there are also dry seasons where there's very little water available. So that is really good for collecting like dew in the morning so they have enough water.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: So the last thing I want to talk about for their effectiveness is their tail. Their tail is long and it is prehensile. They have complete control over their tail.

Christian: Cool.

Ellen: It's really good at wrapping around branches so they can use it to hold onto a branch and steady themselves. It's really good for that. When they aren't using it to hold onto a branch or something, they keep it curled up underneath their body. So I dunno, I think that's kind of cute.

Christian: Okay, cool. But they... Do they use it to hang from? I have that image in my head for some reason.

Ellen: I've never seen one do that.

Christian: That might be a cartoon thing.

Ellen: Yeah, I've never seen one do that. And I would imagine that they would not do that because they actually are kind of like heavy.

Christian: Yeah, that makes sense.

Ellen: They're a little bit heavy so, and I don't think their tail would be strong enough to hold them up. But, so what's different from chameleons and other lizards is that since the chameleon has a prehensile tail, they can't drop their tail and their tail doesn't grow back if they lose it.

Christian: Oh okay. Okay I see.

Ellen: I mean I, I would imagine the only scenario in which they would just kinda lose their tail would be maybe it got like yanked off by a predator or something. Cause they can't just drop them like other lizards can.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: Not all other lizards of course, but a lot of lizards just get rid of their tail. They can just ditch it and run. But chameleon cannot do that. It is perfect for what they need it for. So you know.

Christian: Yeah. Stabilizing their turrets.

Ellen: Yeah. It's for re-enforcement. So that's my perfect score for effectiveness.

Christian: That's awesome.

Ellen: I thought it was well warranted.

Christian: Yeah, I agree.

Ellen: So moving on to ingenuity. Ingenuity we define as behavioral adaptations that an animal has that maybe give it a little bit of an edge in terms of things like critical thinking, problem solving, tool use, strategy, things like that. I give the chameleon a 5 out of 10.

Christian: Alright.

Ellen: Mm, it's... Ah, not great.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: Not the worst, but not great either. So I gave it a kind of a bunch of points for these instinctive behaviors that it has. So they do this one thing that you'll notice when you see one moving around, they have this swaying behavior where while they're walking they rock back and forth.

Christian: Oh yeah!

Ellen: Have you seen them do this?

Christian: Yeah, like on a branch or something.

Ellen: Yeah, it's real- It's a real vibe that they've got going on. It is like a funky, like a smooth kinda, like they're like doing a little dance.

Christian: Yeah, yeah.

Ellen: You put some like, Bee Gees to that and they've got a real, a real look going cause they're rocking back and forth while they're walking. But they do this for a reason. It is to mimic the movements of a branch or a leaf that is swaying in the wind.

Christian: Oh, I wonder if it only does that when there's wind present.

Ellen: I don't think they're that smart. I think they just do it. I don't think they're thinking about it.

Christian: It could be a detriment.

Ellen: But so ,we talked about this actually with a praying mantis in episode 3.

Christian: Oh, okay!

Ellen: They do this as well.

Christian: Interesting.

Ellen: Although theirs served the additional purpose of allowing them depth perception that they didn't normally have.

Christian: Oh, that's right.

Ellen: Remember that?

Christian: I had forgotten about that.

Ellen: Yup. So, uh, but chameleons do this, it's not for vision purposes. It's just to make them look like a leaf.

Christian: It almost looks like indecisiveness taken to the next level.

Ellen: It does look like that!

Christian: I'm gonna- no, no no. How about- oh, wait, coming back.

Ellen: It does look like that! Yeah. And it kinda gives them that air of uncertainty.

Christian: Which is funny cause it's usually on like a branch. So there's not a ton of choices.

Ellen: Yeah. It's like where are you going to go? What's your plan B here? Yeah. So another behavior that they have that I thought was beneficial is that females- now this is a behavior that is not unique to them. This is very common among lizards. I would say most lizards do this, but the females when they are laying their eggs, they bury them underground.

Christian: Oh!

Ellen: So they will dig a hole in the ground, lay all of their eggs in the hole and then bury them. So this not only protects them until they hatch, but it also allows them to soak up moisture from the ground.

Christian: Ohh, okay.

Ellen: So I mean I figured that was enough that I could give them like a point for it.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: But it is just an instinct. It's not something that they have to like, figure out or something. They just do it. And also like, pretty much almost almost all lizards lay their eggs underground anyway. But still.

Christian: There are a lot of other non-lizard reptiles that do that.

Ellen: Sure, yeah! Like snakes and crocodiles and alligators..

Christian: Turtles.

Ellen: And, yeah. So this is common reptile behavior. Oh, the next thing I gave them ingenuity for is that, so they do that intimidating display when they're scared. Right? They change colors. They also will make this like creaking sound. That's the best way I can describe it. You have to look up a video, but they make this sound, they will hiss. Sure. But they will also make a really frightening creaking sound.

Christian: Huh.

Ellen: Yeah. It's bizarre. It, I guess maybe it's to make it sound like the tree that they're on is falling? Because that's what it sounds like.

Christian: Interesting.

Ellen: Yeah, it's really weird. Um, but anyway, so if their display isn't enough to do the trick and their attacker is still pestering them, they will play dead.

Christian: Haha, okay.

Ellen: Yeah. They just curl up into a ball. They curl up in the fetal position. They will even go so far as to just fall to the ground. Yeah. They'll just, eugh- and yep. And then they fall.

Christian: Very dramatic.

Ellen: They're so extra. Yes. So they will do that, even at the risk of injury.

Christian: Ohhh, chameleon.

Ellen: Yup. So they will just, yeah. You also have to give them some credit for being good enough at geometry to use that like, projectile tongue efficiently. Right? It's kind of like being like a really good sniper. They're essentially like a sharp shooter, so they have to at least be having the cognitive function to figure out that, like angles and projectile speed and stuff like that.

Christian: See, I don't know. I feel like it can't be that much different from how you or I would perceive depth. Right?

Ellen: I guess I'm not necessarily talking about depth perception, but thinking about things like, oh, if my target is traveling in this direction at this speed, I know I need to shoot my tongue to be at this point at this time to catch it.

Christian: I see. What would it be known as a Pro Gamer Move.

Ellen: Yes. No scope 360. I mean they're at least better at that than I am.

Christian: Nah.

Ellen: But so aside from that stuff, which is mostly like instinctive behavior, I really couldn't find a lot of information on their critical thinking or problem solving abilities, at least in the wild. So, thankfully they are commonly kept as pets. So I lurked on some chameleon owner online forums.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: Yup. I found all sorts of like, subreddits and like reptile owner message boards and stuff, and I kind of just lurked and tried to see if I could find any people talking about particularly clever things that their chameleons did. The general consensus is that they're dumb as bricks. They're very dumb.

Christian: Well...

Ellen: Yeah, they're not bright. Now, just like any other animal, I suppose, some of them are a little brighter than others. So people will say that some of them can be trained to be more socialized with their caretakers. Like maybe they will over time gradually associate their caretaker with being fed so they won't react hostile lead to their caretaker. But some of them never, never figure that out. And like no matter how long you've had the chameleon or like, how well you take care of it, they will only try to fight you.

Christian: Aah! This apex predator is back!

Ellen: Yeah. So the general consensus seems to be that while they are extremely optimized physically for what they're going for, they've kind of min-maxed here. Like, physically, they're super capable and they super know what they're doing, but they're not particularly bright. They're very easily lost, they're easily confused and stressed.

Christian: Then they forget they take 1d6 of budgeting damage for every 10 feet fallen! Come on!

Ellen: Read the manual, chameleons! So, some individuals are a little better at learning and adapting to captive life than others. Oh, and also a lot of owners report chameleons having very distinct personalities, and some of them being a little more chill than others. Some of them being a little more ornery. All in all, I only gave them a 5. It's as best as I could give them.

Christian: Seems generous.

Ellen: Yeah, it really was. It really was. So this brings us to aesthetics. It might surprise you, but I give them a 6 out of 10.

Christian: Really?

Ellen: I gave them a 6 out of 10. All six aesthetic points come from their vibrant and colorful skin.

Christian: Gotcha.

Christian: Yes. I could only give them that many though. Like I could only give them- because based on my completely arbitrary and made up rating system, that's as many as I was willing to give them for their colorful skin.

Christian: Yes, you better withhold those imaginary points.

Ellen: So the males are of course visually more impressive than the females, but overall, as far as chameleons go, this one in my opinion is not the prettiest. There are some other chameleons that kinda have a little bit more flair than this one. This one is a little bit more plain Jane. They can display some really bold and interesting patterns on their skin, like the dark brown stripes or bright yellow spots or whatever. But you, you're not going to get those really like deep reds or like, crazy purples or something that you might see in other chameleon species.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: So, this one is not the best. This is not my favorite chameleon to look at. Now, what I thought was kind of funny is that their mouth is permanently frown shaped and their lower jaw kind of like, sticks out a little bit. It kinda juts out. So the frown and the protruding lower jaw, to me, makes them look like a grumpy old man. That's what they look like. They have the face of a grumpy old man, and they got that like wrinkly skin and stuff? Yeah, they don't look happy, which I can't tell if they really just do have a grumpy personality or if that's just, they just look like that.

Christian: I don't know.

Ellen: They're typically kind of irritable and they really prefer to be left alone. And that combined with the grumpy old man face just really...

Christian: A theme.

Ellen: Yeah. So what is funny is that when you look at them from head on, it's really funny.

Christian: Why is that?

Ellen: It's, when you look at them from- well because when you look at them from head on, their eyes are pointing in different directions! It's ridiculous! It's so silly!

Christian: And if they both focus on you, you're about to get licked from four feet away.

Ellen: I mean, I don't think they actually would like a human being because like, I think they're only using their tongue to try to catch prey and they only really try to prey on things that are small enough to fit in their mouth.

Christian: What if there's like a bug on your face?

Ellen: Well then yeah, then you better look out. You gotta make sure you got no bugs on your face. So yeah, when you look at them from head on, they look pretty ridiculous.

Christian: Yeah. Is this species one of the ones that has the weird toes?

Ellen: Yes. So what's interesting about that- I can't believe I didn't mention this earlier, but what's interesting about their feet is that when you look at them, they look like they have two toes. So each kind of toe is opposing the other one. So it's like they have one big fat toe on either side of their foot inkind of like a pincer-shaped sort of appendage. So they actually have five toes, but they're fused together in such a way where it looks like they only have two.

Christian: Okay. And this is so they can just kind of wrap them around branches?

Ellen: Yeah. They're, I mean they have these teeny teeny tiny little claws on them, but they're not going to do anything with them. That's just all there is to it. They're just little, little pads.

Christian: Gotcha.

Ellen: Yeah. Uh, yeah. We, we like to make fun of our dog on this show, our dog is a small beagle, and what's really funny about her is that when you look at it from head on, you can tell that her eyes go in opposite directions much like those of a chameleon.

Christian: I don't think it's out of a choice.

Christian: No, she just, she just be like that. So, um, yeah, I just wanted to have a note about that, that her eyes are weird.

Christian: Yeah. And also maybe not the brightest dog, but she's so sweet.

Christian: She's very chameleon-like in many ways.

Christian: She also stays still in the hopes that no one will notice her.

Ellen: Sometimes I wish she would. To recap, that was a 10 out of 10 for effectiveness, a 5 out of 10 for ingenuity, and a 6 out of 10 for aesthetics for the veiled chameleon.

Christian: Well done, veiled chameleon.

Ellen: Yup. So I will wrap up with just a couple of quick little facts about the veiled chameleon.

Christian: Hit me with those facts.

Ellen: Their conservation status is of least concern.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: So their populations are stable right now, but since they don't move very quickly and they don't share territory with each other very well, they are really, really vulnerable to habitat loss and they are facing a lot of habitat loss due to human development of the areas where they live in. Now, they have established small breeding populations in both Hawaii and Fort Myers, Florida.

Christian: Really?

Ellen: Yup. They are considered invasive to those areas. Very, very small populations, but what is important to monitor about those is that one female, and one clutch of eggs lays between 30 and 90 eggs at a time.

Christian: Oh, we got a Godzilla situation on our hands.

Ellen: It's a lot of babies! And so that's like up to a max of like 90 or 100 eggs in one clutch, three clutches per year.

Christian: Whoa.

Ellen: Yes. It's so many. So you can see why you have to kind of stay on top of that. Right?

Christian: Sure, sure.

Ellen: Especially when it's an invasive species that has a tendency not to be like preyed on by local predators... You can see how it could get real bad real fast.

Christian: Yeah. Although I wonder on the list of invasive species in Florida, I imagine this one isn't too high up on that list.

Ellen: Oh no, it's, they've only been seen in like one small, like rural area of Lee County, Florida. So it's, they, they've only been spotted like maybe like a couple of times out there, but it was, I guess just said that they were a breeding population. So I don't know. I saw it on the Florida Fish and Wildlife website.

Christian: Neat!

Ellen: Yep. So that's where I got that from. Just to kind of like tie this back into my personal experience, I kind of picked the veiled chameleon because I have interacted with veiled chameleons. I used to work at a pet store that actually sold veiled chameleons, and during the time that I worked there, we had like a couple of little chameleons. One of them that we had in there, it was a veiled chameleon and was a little girl and she was in there for a very long time because, well, first of all, they're pretty expensive and they're very, very high maintenance as far as reptiles go. They're not like bearded dragons or something where you just have them in a cage and feed them every once in awhile and that's all you have to do. They're like you have to keep their area very humid, you have to like mist them frequently cause they typically won't, you can train them to drink water out of like a bottle or something but you, they typically won't drink like standing water so you have to like keep their habitat misted and they're very sensitive to like temperature changes. It's just, it's a whole thing. They're like an advanced pet so you're not getting like randos that are just going to be walking in every day to buy a chameleon. So they're very expensive, they're very high maintenance and since they are sensitive to stress, this one that we had in our store, we actually kept in the back room. So we had, we had her in a little, I want to say it was like a 20 maybe 29 gallon tank that we had done up. All spruced up with really nice branches and foliage and stuff in there. And we would have to go back there like three or four times a day and mist her tank.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: And take like insanely good care of her because, well we had a really good manager, right. That was making sure that she was well cared for and keeping a close eye on her, but like we had to keep her in the back so that like people weren't tapping on her glass and stuff like they would for the other reptiles. You know, like little kids will run up to the glass and like pound on it or something?

Christian: Yeah.

Christian: We kept her in the back so that people wouldn't be bothering her. It was like on our by request basis that you could see her.

Christian: Sure. How did people know that she was there then?

Ellen: So we actually kept like the card out, you know how they have cards like on the shelves that say what, like the price tag basically? So we had her card out that said "veiled chameleon" with a price on it. And so people would have to come up to us and say, "Hey, I see you have a thing for a chameleon." And we'd say, "yeah, she's in the back. You want to see her?"

Christian: Oh, you could be like, "oh, she's hiding. You can't see her?"

Ellen: We could have if we wanted to! Yeah. We kept her in the back and kept really good care of her. And I got to, I got to kind of hold her and interact with her a few times and she didn't like that very much. So I tried not, I only interacted with her when I had to do substrate changes in her tank, and like clean her tank and stuff. So I would only pick her up to move her into a small like container so that I could quickly clean her tank and then put her right back. I wasn't like, messing with her too much.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: They don't like that. My manager told me that handling a chameleon decreases its life span. So we tried not to. They don't live that long anyway. They only live like five years.

Christian: Oh Wow. Okay.

Ellen: Yeah. Yeah, so that was my personal experience with a veiled chameleon. And that wraps things up for me.

Christian: Awesome. Thank you, honey.

Ellen: Thank you very much.

Ellen: All right, my Darlin. What'd you got for us this week?

Christian: For this week, I've got the kea!

Ellen: A kea!

Christian: So this is a bird.

Ellen: Birb friend!

Christian: Yes, its scientific name is Nestor notabilis. This species was submitted by Dustin Barnett. Thank you Dustin.

Ellen: This was also requested by our buddy Brad. Brad requested that we talk about some New Zealand birds because he is from New Zealand.

Christian: Oh!

Ellen: Yeah. He's from the Fate of Isen podcast as well as the Adventures of Jeff and Simon.

Christian: Oh, cool. So thank you Dustin, and thank you Brad.

Ellen: Yep! Thank you.

Christian: And my information for this is coming from New Zealand Birds Online, which can be found www.nzbirdsonline.org.nz, as well as Kea Conservation Trust at www.keaconservation.co.nz.

Ellen: So many dots.

Christian: And then finally, I'll also be referencing a YouYube video from BBC Earth. I will talk more about that later.

Ellen: Oh, okay.

Christian: So a little info about this fine, fine birb. It is also known as the mountain parrot, or the New Zealand mountain parrot. It is an olive green parrot with scarlet underwings and a slender gray-black bill.

Ellen: I like this color Combo.

Christian: It's very good. I like it personally.

Ellen: I like the green and red.

Christian: Yeah. Its adult size is around 46 centimeters long, or about 18 inches. Males weighe 900 to 1100 grams or 32 to 39 ounces, and the females weigh 700 to 900 grams, or 25 to 32 ounces.

Christian: So the females weigh less.

Ellen: Okay. Makes Sense.

Christian: Now I know we talk about this a lot, where you know the male and female forms of an animal are different and I wasn't sure if we ever mentioned what the term for that is. What we're talking about when we talk about that is that's when something is sexually dimorphic. So that means the different sexes will show different characteristics, other than their, I'll say, the anatomy specific to reproduction. So these little birds, as you can probably guess from the sources I just cited, are found from New Zealand, specifically the South Island.

Ellen: The South Island of New Zealand?

Christian: Yes. Where the, it's very mountainous.

Ellen: Okay. I am sorry. I know so little about New Zealand and its general topography.

Christian: Same. Um, outside of...

Ellen: Is this... near the Shire?

Christian: I don't think so. This is probably where the mountain scenes were filmed.

Ellen: Oh, this is the misty mountains. Okay, alright cool. Am I allowed to say that?

Christian: I'm sure all of our New Zealand listeners are tired of hearing about Lord of the Rings, so...

Ellen: They have unsubscribed... right now.

Christian: I'm going to continue on.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: So this is the only truly alpine parrot in the entire world. So I mean the only parrot found in mountains.

Ellen: Yeah, I guess you normally hear about parrots living in like, jungles.

Christian: Right. It belongs to the taxonomic family Strigopoidea.

Ellen: Strigopoidea?

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: Cute.

Christian: Other things in that family or other New Zealand birds. So the kaka or the kakapo, other birds also found in New Zealand. Now I'm just gonna jump right into the scoring system.

Ellen: Excellent.

Christian: For effectiveness, I'm giving this guy an 8 out of 10.

Ellen: That's pretty good!

Christian: Very strong flyer, very good at flying. And the other big chunk is their diet. They are omnivorous. They eat plants, insects, grubs and carrion.

Ellen: I feel like that's unusual for a parrot.

Christian: Right. And they actually have a rare behavior, but this behavior has gotten them a bit of a bad rep. So occasionally, they will go and attack domestic sheep.

Ellen: Ah- wha-!

Christian: Yes! So they will pick through skin and muscle to get to fat deposits that are around their kidneys.

Ellen: This isn't how I thought this was gonna go! This just took the most insane turn, I have whiplash from what you just told me!

Christian: Yes. So it's very odd, right? So they'll go for these little fat deposits in these sheep, a very specific fat deposit.

Ellen: WHAT!!!

Christian: So this in itself does not kill the sheep. Um, however, the sheep can fall prone- or, can fall prey to sepsis.

Ellen: You just said they fall prone.

Christian: Well, you see they get sepsis, they die, and then they're prone.

Ellen: Oh No. Oh my God. They might as well just kill the sheep, put it out of its misery.

Christian: That's how, I mean, that's how it sometimes ends up. But...

Ellen: Aw, man...

Christian: So this kind of, this was a rare behavior. This does not happen very often.

Ellen: Okay, phew. All right.

Christian: However, the little times it does happen was enough to get them a bad reputation.

Ellen: Huh, yeah.

Christian: So they were, there was a bounty on them for a time.

Ellen: Fool me once!

Christian: To the point where they, there was a bit of a bit of concern. They had to be protected. I'll talk about more of that at the end when I talk about conservation status.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: So, but just as a lead-up to that, that's why.

Ellen: I'm still reeling from what you just told me. I cannot.

Christian: Right?

Ellen: Man. That threw me for a loop. All right.

Christian: So that's my 8 out of 10 for effectiveness. I thought that was pretty impressive for a bird, honestly.

Ellen: They have to be good, to take down a sheep? Good Lord! Oh my God.

Christian: Yeah. Ingenuity: Another 8 out of 10.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: So these are very intelligent birds, even when compared to other parrots and birds and mammals.

Ellen: Why only 8?

Christian: Uh, it's completely arbitrary. That's all I got for you. That was just what I felt in my bones.

Ellen: Okay, what you feel in your heart, that's fine.

Christian: Kay. Uh, so they're able to solve puzzles that are presented to them to get food.

Ellen: Very good.

Christian: So earlier I mentioned a YouTube video, and that is a YouTube video titled "Sneaky kea raids a garbage bin" by BBC earth.

Ellen: Oh!

Christian: So there are two little segments in this video, and it's not that long of a video. The first one is obviously they are getting into garbage cans. Whoever filmed it put these heavy wood logs on top of the bins, and these are the kind where you would put out on the street for the garbage truck to pick up. So they cannot be open because of these heavy logs. So they showed the video of these keas just figuring out which logs they needed to move, and they had enough strength to move them, too. Like with their beaks.

Ellen: That's a dangerous combination, of being both smart and strong?

Christian: Yeah. So yeah, they were able to get these logs off the trash cans and get into the, the, the tasty treats inside.

Ellen: Oh no.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: They ain't supposed to be there. This is a raccoon with a can opener.

Christian: So here's the thing, they're kind of known as being a little bit destructive.

Ellen: Oh.

Christian: So, uh, in addition to being smart, they also like going for little knickknacks and shiny things. So the area that they live in is also where a lot of ski resorts are in New Zealand. So what'll happen is you'll have these parking lots of people's cars that are out there to come ski and they'll kind of hop on cars and start pulling stuff off that they find interesting.

Ellen: What! They don't even need it!

Christian: So it's like little things like radio antennas or uh, the rubber sealings around windows and windshields.

Ellen: That's so unnecessarily rude! They're going out of their way to just ruin people's days.

Christian: So it's kind of starting to make sense why they were just bounty hunted.

Ellen: Oh my god. I, well, I kind of love this a little bit because this is kind of like, humans are that invasive conqueror that just like moves into a land they're not supposed to be in and just like lays waste to the ecosystem, and like deforests and like ruins habitats and stuff. And the keas are like, fighting back.

Christian: Nah Brah.

Ellen: This is the most punk rock bird I've ever heard of in my life. This is a punk superstar. I love this punk bird.

Christian: But yeah, so the second part of that video is where they set up a little, a little prize-type puzzle. So what they do is they take this little plastic cylinder, they coat it in butter, which is apparently a favorite snack.

Ellen: Oh, same.

Christian: And then they, it's kind of hard to describe in words, but it's basically a puzzle that they have to solve to get to the butter. Something they showed was, you know, the, the first dea that did it took a little while to figure it out. It was like a minute or two or something, but there's a second dea that was watching. So when it was, that kea's turn, it was able to do it quicker because it was watching and learning.

Ellen: Ohhhh, it learned.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: I'm sorry, I'm just now getting tickled by the thought of it being so motivated by butter. That's so funny!

Christian: I have a theory.

Ellen: That's a slow burn, but it really just hit me. It's really funny.

Christian: And they have to use their like, tongues to get at it, too. Cause you can't like, beak up some butter. Right? It's going to stick to your beak.

Ellen: It's like when we put peanut butter on Puppy's nose and she can't quite get it all.

Christian: Oh, Puppy, we dunk on you twice this episode.

Ellen: Ohh, two for two.

Christian: So yeah, I have a theory. Um, butter is their favorite snack. Fact number one.

Ellen: I've accepted it.

Christian: Fact number two, they do terrible things to sheep sometimes for fat deposits.

Ellen: *gasp* It's all starting to come together!

Christian: They like that stuff.

Ellen: They sure do- Oh my gosh! Maybe they're- you know what they were doing, by going after those sheep. They were trying to get butter straight from the source.

Christian: Yeah, I guess, I mean-

Ellen: No more middleman.

Christian: I have a taste.

Ellen: You're trying to get straight to that, they're trying to get that farm to table, like grass-fed butter.

Christian: I don't know man.

Ellen: Dang, that's... I'm just so charmed by their love of butter. Because I too love butter!

Christian: Right? So yeah, 8 out of 10 for ingenuity.

Ellen: I love this bird.

Christian: Before I move on, I want to tell you a little something about how they learn. So with this species, apparently the juveniles are tolerated by the adults, even unrelated adults.

Ellen: Oh.

Christian: So this facilitates better learning of complex foraging skills.

Ellen: Okay, okay. It takes a village.

Christian: Yeah. That might have something to do with how well they, you know, they do and learn. Whereas I guess the implication is other bird species don't usually hang out with other adults as juveniles.

Ellen: Sure, they're like, yeah, go on, get.

Christian: Right, right.

Ellen: Leave me alone. Whose kid is this?

Christian: Moving on to aesthetics, pretty straightforward here. This is my third 8 out of 10 for this bird.

Ellen: Straight across the board. All right. That's decent.

Christian: So as, as we mentioned earlier, this is a very aesthetically pleasing bird. It has, it's mostly green. The undersides of its wings are, has that crimson like splash.

Ellen: Mmm, very stylish. Subtle.

Christian: Good bird.

Ellen: Yeah.

Christian: Well, from a distance.

Ellen: I'm just, I'm, I'm so charmed by all the other things you told me about this bird.

Christian: Surprising, right? So I got some miscellaneous facts. Uh, just a quick recap. Well, I guess I don't need one, cause we just said 8 out of tens across the board. Conservation status. So on the IUCN red list, it is listed as endangered, population trend: decreasing.

Ellen: Noooo! My best friends that I just learned about!

Christian: And under the New Zealand threat classification, they're listed as nationally threatened/endangered. So like I mentioned, they were hunted to protect sheep up until 1971 and then they were granted full protection in 1986.

Ellen: Okay. That's quite the turnaround.

Christian: Yeah. Current threats include predation by introduced mammalian predators, as well as environmental lead. So like from paint, oh that sort of thing.

Ellen: Oh, it... Lead?

Christian: Yes. Lead in paint?

Ellen: How... What does that have to do with the keas though?

Christian: So I mentioned they're kind of destructive, so...

Ellen: Oh, no.

Christian: I think the problem is with ingestion.

Ellen: Oh, they're eating paint chips?! Maybe they did deserve that 8 out of 10.

Christian: That's, that's my, that's my thought process at least. I don't actually know specifically like how are they usually getting at lead. And then also human conflict and accidents.

Ellen: Clearly.

Christian: Cause the, even though they're protected, they still have cases here and there of people hunting them down and doing some pretty terrible things with them. One of the sources I talked about, the Kea Conservation Trust, offers ways for people to volunteer and donate. They also provide information on how to live side by side with kea, like a husbandry guide. If you're keeping, I guess... I wouldn't call them domestic.

Ellen: Please don't keep this as a pet.

Christian: Don't do it.

Ellen: No, don't do it.

Christian: Also, guides for plantation forestry. So folks that run forestries in the area, they might not enjoy the kea very much, but I read the guide a little bit, it kind of shows, it gives tips on how to live side by side with those in that profession. And finally I mentioned the lead. So they also give a pamphlet for lead removal for kea. And that's kinda, that's mostly for houses that were built prior to, I think 1980.

Ellen: Oh, sure, when lead was a thing.

Christian: That are likely to have lead based paint. Yeah. I don't, I don't know whose idea that was. Lead everywhere!

Ellen: Yeah, just make it all lead. It's fine. Nobody cares.

Christian: So yeah, that's the kea!

Ellen: I- this... Wow. Okay. This was the animal that I went from, like knowing nothing about to being completely in love with. Like I have a memory in my head of watching some sort of Animal Planet show that had a kea in it. I want to say it was like an episode of that old show, like The Most Extreme. Do you remember that show?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: I want to say there was an episode of The Most Extreme that had the kea on there as something like smartest animals or something. So I had heard of them but I knew so little about them. I didn't even know like where they were from or anything, but I knew that, you know, Dustin had first requested it and then our New Zealand pals had requested that we talk about some New Zealand birds cause there are some very interesting little dudes over there.

Christian: Yeah, yeah. So while they might be a little destructive and mischievous. I do think there is still a net good, so well worth protecting.

Ellen: And I mean you got to address: punk rock icon. I mean I think there's something to be said for their anarchistic tendencies.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: I love them.

Christian: "Man, I'm going to go to the parking lot of those rich folk doing ski things. I'm going to take their windshield liner! Ha ha!"

Ellen: There is literally nothing more just perfectly and classically counter-culture than going to the ski lodge and ripping up the cars at the ski lodge. That is like straight out of some early nineties teen movie, with like the misunderstood troubled like, street gang of kids that like, want to go fight the power and like stick it to the man so they go and rip windshield lining out of people's cars at the ski lodge! That's so funny! I love them and everything that they do.

Christian: Interesting little little dudes.

Ellen: Yeah, I stan the kea. Best friends. Alright! So as I mentioned at the top of the episode, we are adding in a new segment at the end of each episode because you guys, just absolutely wonderful audience, have been really reaching out to us and communicating a lot with us and letting us know what you think and giving us a lot of feedback and just being really, really cool. And we really like what you're saying and we want you guys to feel like you are part of the show because you are. So I want to start incorporating some of the responses that you're giving us into our episode in this little segment that I'm sticking onto the end. I'm going to start with this message that I have received from multiple people. In episode 11 during the meerkat segment, I speculated on Timon's reasoning for being separated from his meerkat mob, suggesting that he was ousted for egregious war crimes. Now, it has since been brought to my attention that Timon's backstory is canonically addressed in The Lion King 1 1/2, a movie that I did not see in which, um, he first at the beginning- oh spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert. He first causes some tunnel collapse issues and then he fails at sentry duty and he's too ashamed to return to his colony so he leaves to make a new life for himself. So just clearing the air, Timon didn't canonically intentionally kill anybody. I'm just putting that out there to clear Timon's name.

Christian: It's a tragedy.

Ellen: Yeah. This was brought to my attention specifically by Kyle Rauch, Leah Ludlum and Nina Watson, and Nina Watson, by the way, in chatting about the Lion King today had the following to say that I just really enjoyed it and I thought it was really funny. She said, "I watched the first movie (meaning the Lion King) literally every single day for years. I would even roar at the parts where the lions did, and my mom had to take me to the doctor cause by 5-year-old self made calluses in my tonsils." How on-brand is that?!That's so funny. I thought that was really funny. Just imagine a little five year old girl just, rawr! Rawr! Rawr! And then having to go to the doctor cause she rawr'd too much. And that conversation with the doctor had to have been precious cause like, "how did this happen?" And the mom's just like, "she roared too much."

Ellen: So the next thing that I wanted to say was that, um, we had some supplemental information given to us. So K, from the podcast Tone Deaf: A Theater Nerd's Guide for Their Spouse, wanted to share some extra fun facts with us about the raven in response to the raven segment in episode 13. K says, "they are mostly monogamous and they tend to keep around at least one child to help raise the next batch of children. They also have family reunions of a sort and have been witnessed holding funerals." They say, "if I remember right, one person actually documented the calls of these birds and found that there were at least 40 different calls and that ravens in different areas have different dialects and call differently to each other."

Christian: Interesting.

Ellen: Yeah. So a K recommends the book "Mind of the Raven" by Bernd Heinrich for more insight.

Christian: Very cool.

Ellen: Last little note, I wanted to kind of end on this because I love it, Ashley Tucker, the same person who suggested the chameleon said in response to the blobfish segment in episode 16, Ashley said, "I am dying at how you slammed Mr Blobby for his creative name when you have a dog named Puppy."

Christian: Ah! Dang! We've been the dunked on now!

Ellen: Dragged through the mud. We have been called out. Yes, our dog's name is Puppy. Listen. Okay. I didn't name her. Alright? It's not my fault. She's very dumb. I tried to give her a new name and she's not a bright dog. I'm so sorry.

Christian: That's okay. We love her.

Ellen: We do love our dog very much. So yeah, those were some highlights from our audience responses that I wanted to share with you guys.

Christian: I loved all of that.

Ellen: Yeah. It's really great. I mean, y'all are the best. I love y'all so much. Y'all are so good. So on that note, I would really like to thank everybody who has been listening to the show, recommending us to your friends. Oh, and also rating and reviewing us on like iTunes and other podcatchers and stuff. We have some really, really sweet reviews on iTunes. They makes me really happy to read them, so if you haven't yet, please make your way over to whatever podcast app you are using and drop us a review. I hope that we have earned a good review from you, so just let us know what you think.

Christian: Yeah!

Christian: Yeah. You can connect with us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or on Discord. We have our own channel on the Podcast Junkie discord server. You can find a link to that, I dunno. Somewhere. I'm sure.

Christian: Google it or whatever, I don't know!

Christian: Podcast Junkie Discord server, come hang out with us. We're on there all the time and it's lit and we just basically talk about animals all day and it's great. Also, please, please, please, if you are on Facebook, please join the Just the Zoo of Us: Official Friend Squad group. I am so thrilled that y'all have liked the page, but using pages on Facebook is kind of frustrating. So we're using a group instead and it's lit. It's so good.

Christian: It is!

Ellen: It's a great group. And I'm so thrilled to be connecting with you all on there. Also, I did put a call out this week for reptile-specific requests because we had like no reptile requests and there were like 75 comments on that thread. So definitely get in that group and get your requests in there.

Christian: Now we will never want for more reptiles.

Ellen: No, we have like 400 reptiles. It's great. Well prior to that we had like three and we had like 800 mammal requests so.

Christian: Well we could do a year of reptiles now if we want.

Ellen: Yeah, I like to, I like to mix things up. You know how I do. So anyway, on that note, if you have an animal species you want to hear us review, you can submit those to us either on social media or at our Gmail address, thezooofus@gmail.com a transcript of this episode will be made available at just the zoo of us. Dot home.blog. And last note, I want to thank Louie Zong for the use of his song "Adventuring" from his album, Bee Sides.

Christian: It's our theme song.

Ellen: ...Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Christian: I don't know why- I was going somewhere with that, and I stopped.

Ellen: You lost your way.

Christian: Dear future, Ellen. I'm so sorry, but I hope you still love me.

Ellen: I do. I love you very much.

Christian: Ahh! You're talking through current Ellen! Ahh!

Ellen: Oh no, it's the singularity! Oh No! I've collapsed the time space continuum!

Christian: Alright.

Ellen: Podcast over bye!

Christian: Bye everyone!

16: Blobfish & Three-toed Sloth

Ellen: Hey friends, this is Ellen Weatherford.

Christian: And this is Christian Weatherford.

Ellen: And this is Just the Zoo of Us, the animal review podcast where we take your favorite species of animals, we review them and we rate them out of 10 in the categories of effectiveness, ingenuity and aesthetics. Christian and I are not zoological experts. We do a lot of research and we do our best to make sure we're presenting information from trustworthy sources.

Christian: As best we can.

Ellen: Yup. And in that vein, I would like to make our first ever self-correction. Yes. I was listening to something recently where I heard them talk about nudibranchs*.

Christian: Oh!

Ellen: In episode 5, we talked about the blue dragon sea slug, Glaucus atlanticus, and I repeatedly referred to them as [new-di-branchs].

Christian: Okay, that's how I would have pronounced it too.

Ellen: This is a pronunciation issue. Apparently a lot of people do pronounce it that way, but the most commonly accepted way of pronouncing it is nudibranch.

Christian: Kind of in that same etymology as the bronchial parts of the breathing system, maybe.

Ellen: Sure. Or like, chiropractic things? Chiropracty? So anyway, I heard someone refer to them as nudibranchs and I remembered that we had called them [new-di-branches] and I felt really self-conscious about it. So, just to double check myself, I messaged the Monterey Bay Aquarium and asked them how they pronounce it and they said nudibranchs, so I'm going to take their word for it and apologize for mispronouncing nudibranch over and over again.

Christian: All good.

Ellen: Yup.

Christian: That's cool that the Monterey Bay aquarium replied back to you.

Ellen: They did and they were very friendly about it. It was a DM exchange on Twitter that was maybe like three or four messages long, and they somehow manage to cram like eight puns into those.

Christian: I was about to say, did they answer in the form of a meme?

Ellen: Well not a meme, no, but there were some emojis in there.

Christian: Excellent.

Ellen: Yeah. But they were, they were very responsive to my question and helped out a lot, so...

Christian: Fantastic.

Ellen: That's my little self-correction. It's nudibranch, not [new-di-branch].

Christian: Learn something new every day.

Ellen: Yep. So that's, that's just part of our journey for self improvement. All right. So last week I went first with the Malayan Flying Fox, so Christian, it is your turn to go first this week.

Christian: Yeah. So speaking of learning something new, my animal for this week is the infamous blob fish.

Ellen: Fantastic.

Christian: The blobfish was recommended to us by Matthew St. Jean and Dalton Weeks .

Ellen: Incessantly, I might add.

Christian: Yes!

Ellen: So you can finally get off our backs. Persistence pays off, folks.

Christian: So the blobfish, that actually, that term actually refers to a couple of different species- or it could, I should say, but the one specifically I'm going to be doing is the Psychrolutes microporos. This is the species thought to be of the infamous picture of the blobfish on the internet.

Ellen: Yep. I've got it in my head. Yep. Giant booger, right?

Christian: Yeah. Basically. Yeah. I'm getting my information from the australianmuseum.net.au website, that's the Australian Museum website. And speaking of which, that blobfish picture that so many new about, that little blobfish was known as Mr. Blobby by the ship crew that pulled it up while trolling.

Ellen: Boy, a lot of creative minds on that, uh... On that trolley, huh?

Ellen: Uhh, this! Now let's do the next thing.

Ellen: It's kind of blob-shaped... All right, Mr. Blobby, we'll go with that.

Christian: I wonder if they even got the gender right, but anyway...

Ellen: It could have been a Miss Blobby. I.

Christian: That's true. So a little bit of basic info. This particular specimen was 285 millimeters long, or about 11 inches.

Ellen: Oh, that's pretty big.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah. This particular one again was found off of the Norfolk Ridge, which is northwest of New Zealand, and it was pulled up from between 1,013 meters and 1,340 meters, which is about 3,300 to 4,400 feet, and that happened in June of 2003. However, the family can be found in the Atlantic, Indian, and Pacific oceans anywhere between the depths of 100 meters and 2,800 meters or 300 to 9,000 feet.

Ellen: Oh, that's way down there.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: That's over a mile down.

Christian: It's quite a bit.

Ellen: Dang.

Christian: The taxonomic family that they belong to is called the Psychrolutidae, and the relatives in that family are of course the blobfish along with some other fish known as fathead sculpins.

Ellen: Fathead... One more time?

Christian: Fathead sculpins.

Ellen: Sculpin.

Ellen: S-C-U-L-P-I-N-S.

Ellen: Okay.

Ellen: Yeah.

Ellen: They were not kind with the naming convention of this fish. They're looking at him like, he's got fat head, we'll call him fathead.

Christian: So I think as many of our listeners can probably guess, a lot of what I have to say is going to fall under the aesthetic section, but luckily that's the last one. So first off...

Ellen: Let's really build up to it. This is the drum roll, leading up to.

Christian: So first up is effectiveness. This is how well do they do the things that they are meant to do. So these are kind of natural abilities, things that are built in to themselves to do this.

Ellen: How good their body do.

Christian: Right. So for the blobfish, I'm giving it a 7 out of 10 for effectiveness.

Ellen: That's okay. That's pretty good.

Christian: And that is because it is found in very, very deep water and it is built for very, very deep water. So one, its bones are very soft to avoid cracking under extreme pressures.

Ellen: Is it bone or is it cartilage?

Christian: They refer to it as bone.

Ellen: Okay! Cool.

Christian: Yeah. And then it's flesh and muscles are very flabby and soft, which is meant to handle the pressures, which kind of goes back to the goblin shark. Right? Cause that was one of the big descriptors.

Ellen: Yeah, definitely flabby is what I was thinking.

Christian: Yep. Uh, so they're built for these extreme pressures. Another thing that they have going for them is they don't have a swim bladder like many fish do. And that has to do with the extreme changes in pressure. I'm going to talk more about that in the aesthetic section though.

Ellen: Well, well hold on. They don't have a swim bladder. How do they stay up?

Christian: So they don't have a swim bladder, and the way they get around that is that their body being made of kind of a flabby material is of a density very close to water.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: So they have a basically a neutral buoyancy.

Ellen: Oh! So how do they make themselves go higher or lower in the water?

Christian: Just swimming slightly.

Ellen: Oh. Okay.

Christian: So when you have a net buoyancy or net neutral buoyancy, you'll just stay wherever you're at and then you can just kinda guide yourself with momentum up or down.

Ellen: Oh, you're just aiming.

Christian: Basically.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: Um, think of space movement basically.

Ellen: Nice.

Christian: Whereas other kinds of fish, they are not of the same density as water. So yeah. So there are fish that require air bladders to control where they are in the water column, and then that air bladder has to react to them being in different parts of the water column because then the deeper you go, the more pressure is exerted on you. Again, I'm going to go more into how this affects the blobfish particularly a little further down.

Ellen: Okay. We'll get there.

Christian: So next up is ingenuity. This is the category that describes how good they are at doing things like tool use or making plans, things that are intelligent. I'm giving the blobfish just a 4 out of 10 on this one. And I should also mention there is not a whole lot of data out there about the blobfish.

Ellen: Oh yeah?

Christian: Yeah. So these little guys are found very deep in the water and it is pretty rare to find them in their natural habitat and living. They are found many times being pulled up by deep trawlers, but otherwise not a whole lot of information there.

Ellen: I think that's common for deep sea creatures.

Christian: Very.

Ellen: Because there's just so much space to cover. You can't possibly have eyes on them at all times. Right? Like it's just so vast. That's like most of the earth. Most of our planet is wide open ocean areas.

Christian: Yep.

Ellen: So it's just impossible to keep tabs on what they're up to.

Christian: Yeah. I think it's said that we know more about the surface of the moon than we do the bottom of our own ocean.

Ellen: Yeah. And like once you get down there, oh boy, it's popping off down there deep in the ocean. That's where you start to get into the really just completely wild evolutionary, like, evolution just went insane down there.

Christian: Yep. Because it has to depend on all sorts of different things. So yeah, I'm giving the blobfish a 4 out of 10 for ingenuity and I'm mostly giving it that score for its ability as an ambush predator.

Ellen: Really?!

Christian: So they're not very fast, of course.

Ellen: They don't look fast.

Christian: So they do a sit and wait type method where they just wait for other things to get close to it.

Ellen: Are they on the bottom of the ocean or are they swimming around, just kind of like in the like open water?

Christian: It seemed, most of the pictures I've seen of them in their natural habitat have been at the bottom.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: So I think that range in depth primarily depends on where does the bottom sit in their particular environment.

Ellen: Oh that makes more sense. Okay.

Christian: Cause they're not, I don't think they're swimming up and down a huge range of depth, it just happens- just wherever the bottom happens to be.

Christian: Okay. That makes sense. Okay, so they're chilling out at the bottom. Maybe they're like hiding in rocks or like maybe they're hiding and waiting for their prey to get close by.

Christian: What's weird is that the videos I've seen of them, like open sandy areas and then they're just kind of hugging like the sparse rock or piece of coral here and there, just kinda sitting.

Christian: Sure.

Christian: It's kind of bizarre and it might make more sense when there's just no light, but...

Ellen: Yeah. So that's something you have to think about when you're down at the bottom of the ocean. Vision doesn't work like it does up here on the surface. Right. Just being able to look around and see things doesn't, isn't necessarily going to help you. So they have to be a little bit more creative with their camouflage tactics.

Christian: Exactly.

Christian: So that's, that's pretty interesting.

Christian: Yeah. And the final category, aesthetics.

Christian: Oh boy.

Christian: So this is kind of self explanatory, but this is where we talk about what they look like. I'm giving what I consider to be a very generous score, 4 out of 10 for aesthetics.

Christian: Some wiggle room there.

Christian: And here's why. So the infamous picture of the blobfish, of Mr Blobby, it's not good, right? Just a pile of goo...

Christian: He's struggling.

Christian: And then he has a weird nose type structure, which is odd in fish, right?

Christian: The nose, like flops over his nose and he looks like, um...

Christian: Very Squidward-esque.

Christian: I was about to say Squidward!

Christian: Or the cartoons that Jukebox the Ghost likes to draw.

Ellen: Oh, Tommy Siegel's cartoon style where the nose flops over the mouth. I wonder if it was inspired by the blobfish.

Christian: Yeah, I don't know. And then it has a weird yellow mucusy bit in the corner of its mouth, also.

Christian: The boogers.

Christian: That's what it looks like. That's what it looks like. But here's what's actually going on in that picture. The blobfish in that picture, it looks the way it does because of damage it took from the rapid change in pressure.

Christian: Oh, it, it got hurt.

Christian: Yeah.

Christian: Okay.

Christian: So that is not what they look like in their natural habitat.

Christian: I would hope not.

Christian: So lots of fish have this problem where if they are pulled out of the water quickly from a deep depth, they don't have time to react to the change in pressure biologically. So it causes damage to their, to their bodies.

Ellen: This happens with humans too. Humans can take a lot of damage from a change in pressure, that happens too quickly. You can get the bends from it.

Christian: Yes. And actually we're going to talk about what's going on there.

Christian: Oh, okay.

Christian: So first of all, the blobfish is meant for a huge amount of pressure. So just being at the sea level pressure by itself, it causes, you know, its body to kind of swell and droop. Cause if you've ever seen a balloon, for example, a go higher, higher, higher and higher until it's like in a very thin atmosphere, it starts to get bigger, right?

Christian: Sure.

Christian: So that's from equalization of pressure. So when you have a pressure differential there, the natural thing to happen is it's trying to equalize itself. So when you have a balloon with a certain volume of, we'll say air inside of it, the pressure is equalized on the inside and the outside. So as that balloon moves into an area of less pressure, the amount of air that's inside the balloon doesn't change, but it wants to equalize.

Ellen: So the air pressure from the inside going out is now more than the pressure from the outside going in. So it's starting to...

Christian: It gets bigger.

Christian: Expand, right.

Christian: Yeah. So that, that's, that's the only option in that setting. Another would be to let gas out. But with the balloon example, it doesn't have that, that opportunity. So it just gets bigger. So eventually what will happen is the balloon just gets bigger and bigger until it pops. So that's usually what happens with weather balloons. Along that vein, that's what happens biologically with creatures that go from one pressure to the next. Now, it's not so violent as a explosion.

Ellen: I would hope not. God, I would hope not. I just thought of that little Mr. Blobby just like poppin like a balloon and yeah, getting that fish snot everywhere.

Christian: So that is known as barotrauma.

Ellen: Barotrauma.

Christian: Yes.

Christian: Oh, like, uh, like a barometer.

Christian: Yes.

Christian: That means pressure, then.

Christian: Yep. And then there's all sorts of different things that can fall under that. And also you reminded me the booger per se, tt's not actually that it is actually a parasitic copepod.

Ellen: A parasite!

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: Oh, interesting.

Christian: Yep, that unfortunately it was just positioned in the worst place ever.

Ellen: Oh Man! That poor little guy. Man, he had a parasite, he got taken up to the surface where he's not supposed to be, and he got deflated like a balloon...

Christian: Well not deflated, but more...

Ellen: Overinflated. Oh, man, that blobfish was having the worst day.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah. So let's talk about some of the things with barotrauma that fish has to deal with, so even fish that are fished out of waters of 30 feet deep and are pulled up too quickly. So these kinds of fish usually have air bladders or swim bladders. So a problem that can happen there is when they're pulled out from that depth through quickly, their swim bladder cannot compensate quick enough. So what it would normally do is it would release gas out of the swim bladder to compensate for that. But it can only do that so quickly. So if it's pulled out of the water very, very quickly, what will happen is the air bladder will expand just like the balloon in our example where it's trying to equalize the pressure.

Ellen: Oh no.

Christian: So here's the problem with that.

Ellen: I can think of some.

Christian: Um, it displaces its organs when this happens.

Ellen: Oh... That's bad.

Christian: So a fish that is suffering from this kind of barotrauma, you will see its eyes starting to bulge out, its stomach will come out of its mouth and then, um, the last thing that could happen is its intestines come out... Well, the other end.

Ellen: Okay, great.

Christian: Yes. Uh, so a lot of states actually have rules that, you know, if you're out in a boat and fishing, you have to have a device of some sort to relieve pressure in the fish for this scenario, if you plan on throwing it back.

Ellen: Really?

Christian: Yes. All it basically is, is a syringe. So you just pierce the fish into its swim bladder, releasing gases, and then hopefully it should all return to normal.

Ellen: How do you know where the swim bladder is and get the syringe into the, um... You know what, now that I think of it, I'm assuming this applies to people that are like professionals.

Christian: Yeah. These are usually people very used to fishing and it's, the specifics is kind of based on the species of fish. But I think in general it's all in the same general area. Of course, I'm sure it takes practice to not go too deep or hit the wrong areas, cause you could cause more damage to the fish that way. And again, that only applies if you're trying to throw the fish back. Cause if you don't do that, what will happen is that they will stay at the top of the water and they won't be able to descend.

Ellen: Well, they don't belong there.

Christian: Yeah. Uh, eventually their swim bladder might compensate, but what will more likely happen is something will eat it before it's able to do that.

Ellen: Yeah. Probably. You got some opportunistic little fishies swimming around in there.

Christian: So that's a form of barotrauma that's experienced by most fish. Now with a blobfish, it does not have a swim bladder. So that specific thing does not happen to them. However, their flesh is just... bleh, when it happens.

Ellen: Bless those poor babies.

Christian: Maybe in humans, uh, you mentioned the bends, which happens usually with scuba divers when they come back to the surface too quickly or when they're not doing the right things when they're doing that. So my understanding of it is when you are ascending back to the surface, you're supposed to breathe out, the opposite being holding your breath or trying to breathe in. So again, the exact same thing as the balloon, right? So you either need to let gas out or the container is going to try to compensate. In humans, that container is your lungs.

Ellen: Yeah, you don't want those overfilling.

Christian: Yep. Or I guess more to be more correct, it would be the diaphragm. And then by extension, your lungs.

Ellen: Yeah. You gotta be careful with that. I have never been scuba diving, but I know a lot of people that have been scuba diving and you do have to like control your ascent back up to the top to make sure that you don't do damage to your insides.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: And I understand it actually takes a while. Like if you're really, really deep down, it can take a long time for you to come back up to the top because you have to like come up, you have to like come up a little bit and then stop and wait and then come up a little bit more and stop and wait. So it's like you have to do it in phases so that your body isn't just letting everything out all at once.

Christian: Yep. So, yeah. Um, that's the story with Mr. Blobby, the unfortunate result of a parasite and barotrauma.

Ellen: I guess that's why he be like that.

Christian: Yep. Um, I do encourage folks to try and see what they look like in their natural habitat, not under the effects of barotrauma. Not too much better, but at least better than what we're used to.

Ellen: So was your aesthetic score based on Mr. Blobby and his unfortunate circumstance, or was it based on how they normally look?

Christian: It's how they normally look. They're still not a particularly aesthetically pleasing fish, but it's much better than the meme. And in terms of conservation status, I couldn't find one for this particular species, but other species in the family are listed as least concern.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: And that's the blob fish.

Ellen: That was pretty good!

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: I learned a lot about deep sea fish in general as well through this, so thank you. That was well done.

Christian: No problem. All right, honey, what animal do you have for us this week?

Ellen: This week I'm going to be talking about the brown-throated three-toed sloth.

Christian: Woah that's a lot of adjectives.

Ellen: It's a long name. Yeah? The scientific name is Bradypus variegatus. Bradypus, I think, is pretty good.

Christian: Brad is short for Bradypus.

Ellen: Yeah. So every time- a lot of people mistakenly think that the name Brad is short for like Bradley or something, it's actually Bradypus. So I'm getting my information on this animal from National Geographic, Live Science, Animal Diversity Web and slothssanctuary.com which is the website for the sloth sanctuary in Costa Rica.

Christian: Oh okay.

Ellen: Yup. There's a big sloth sanctuary in Costa Rica that I've been following on social media for 10 years. So they have a really active and great social media presence. They're always posting cute sloth pictures. Yeah, so I was excited to talk about the sloth. Now, there is the three-toed sloth, of which there are a few different species, and then there are the two-toed sloths, which have a few different species as well.

Christian: Cool.

Ellen: They're very different from each other. They are both sloths, yes, and they have some things in common but there are pretty big differences between them in a lot of different areas. Like very different behavior, different diets and they look different too. Immediately like, identifiable as very different from each other.

Christian: And of course, a 50% increase in number of toes.

Ellen: Is that... Yeah, I guess. I don't math good. I'm sorry. 50%, sure.

Christian: From two to three at least.

Ellen: Yes. So yeah, if you've never seen a sloth before, this is an arboreal mammal. They live in the trees. They have very long forearms. Their forearms are twice as long as their back legs.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: So they have very long forearms, kind of short back legs. At the end of each of their limbs are three long, sharp claws. They're very, very long. They don't have like fingers per se. They just have these claws. They are covered in a wirey gray or brown fur and they have a really small, what I would describe as a compact face where they have a really short nose and they have wide-set eyes and their eyes are framed by these black bands. They kind of look like, almost like a raccoon's bands. How they go off to the side of the face.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: Yeah, so that's about what they look like. They're not that big. This particular species of three toed sloth is about two feet long from head to tail. I think they have a tail, but you can't really see it. If they do have one. It's very, very short and you c,an't see it.

Christian: It's a little nubby.

Ellen: Yeah, just a little nub. So it's a little guy. Oh, two feet that is 60 centimeters or, I don't know, maybe chicken and a half, two chickens maybe.

Christian: Here we go.

Ellen: You thought I forgot.

Christian: Yeah. Hoped, I suppose.

Ellen: I'm back on that. They are, they get up to about 14 pounds, which is about 6.5 kilograms. You can think of this as about Puppy sized. That's our dog by the way. Not like a puppy, like our dog named puppy.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: So about the size of our dog. You can find these sloths in the tropical forest of central and South America, kind of all over the place. They have a pretty wide range where you can find them. Their taxonomic order is called Pilosa, which we have actually talked about before when we talked about the tamandua. They're in the same order as them.

Christian: I can see that, with their lil... hands.

Ellen: Yeah, with the claw hands. Yeah. So, this three toed-sloths is one of four species of three-toed sloths,-and there are also two species of two toed sloths. But the other members of the Pilosa family include anteaters and tamanduas. Yup. If you want to learn more about the tamandua, you can go back and listen to episode 12. So yeah, that's just a little bit of background information for the sloth. So, effectiveness for the three-toed sloth. This was- this surprised me because I picked the sloth thinking I was going to have something to dunk on, and thinking I was going to be able to just give it a trash effectiveness score. I gave it a 6 out of 10. My intention here is to shift the narrative on the sloth, because I think that they get a lot of negativity because people aren't interpreting what they do, maybe not according to what the sloths are really going for. That will make sense in a second.

Christian: Sure, sure.

Ellen: Of course, the sloth is named for how slow they are, right. That's the name, sloth.

Christian: Se, I was going to ask, did the name come first or did the animal?

Ellen: The word sloth was already like used for the sin of sloth, being like very slow and lazy.

Christian: Makes sense.

Ellen: Yeah. So the sloth they is named for how slow they are. Even in other languages, give it names that mean like slow or like one who is lazy or something like that. So their top speed is only around .15 miles per hour, or .24 kilometers per hour. They're incredibly slow and by the way, that's like, as fast as they get. That's like, they're being attacked and they're trying to like flee from a predator. That's still their top speed. They are just incredibly slow and they just can't go any faster than that. Like they literally do not have the muscular capability to go faster than that.

Christian: Oh well.

Ellen: So they're so slow. In fact, that algae and fungi grow in their fur and bugs nest in it. So the sloth's fur is just one big living ecosystem. They have a whole world growing in their fur. So a lot of times when you see a sloth, I mentioned that their fur is gray or brown, when you see them in the wild, they're green. And that's not because of their fur. It's because of the plants growing in their fur.

Christian: Nice.

Ellen: Yeah, it's really cool. Even their metabolism is really, really slow. So they, all they eat is like, twigs and leaves and stuff. Like very, very fibrous and not very nutritionally dense food. It can take them up to an entire month to digest one meal.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: Yeah. It takes them so incredibly long to digest their food. Their metabolism is just painfully slow and it's kind of thought that their lifestyle has become so slow-paced in response to how low calorie and low nutrition their diet is. Because they're not getting a lot of energy input from their food, so they have a very slow metabolism and just kind of like, slow everything because of that. We talked about this a little bit with a panda, right?

Christian: Yes, yes.

Ellen: So their body has kind of adjusted to adapt to their terrible diet.

Christian: So much so they were like, uhhh I'm not gonna go up this hill. I guess I live somewhere else now. Bye.

Ellen: In the same vein. So, what's actually kind of interesting about their metabolism is that they can slow their metabolism all the way to a complete halt when the temperature around them increases. So if it gets too hot around them, they can completely shut their metabolism down and go into like, something similar to a state of torpor because it prevents them from wasting energy and overheating when it gets too hot.

Christian: As a Floridian, I can relate to this.

Ellen: Yes, we also nap when it's too hot.

Christian: I'm just gonna out sleep the weather.

Ellen: Maybe when I wake up, the air won't be on fire. We could try that. Their just painful slowness makes people often question why are they not extinct? How have they not been completely hunted into eradication? What's the deal? They cannot do anything. So it's true that they're pretty defenseless when they're being hunted by a predator. They cannot fight back because of how slow they are. They can fight back if it's like something small. There's a video of a very, very young harpy eagle trying to take a sloth and it actually like takes a couple of swings with its claws and the harpy, the eagle leaves it alone. Now that being said, this is a baby harpy eagle, right? If it had been an adult, it probably wouldn't have been any contest.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: But, so here's the thing, they're up against jungle predators, like the harpy eagle and like the jaguar and the puma and things like that that definitely have the agility game completely cornered. They are not going to outrun that. Like they, I feel like they've kind of, evolutionarily speaking, they've like realized that they're not going to outrun those predators. So they've taken a different approach. So rather than thinking of their slow speed and their just super slowed down lifestyle as something like laziness or ineffectiveness, I want to think of that as stealth.

Christian: Ah!

Ellen: It's a stealth mechanism. So they're so incredibly slow that it's a form of camouflage. They blend in with the tree branches around them just by being so incredibly slow that you can't see them move. Because a lot of their predators have very good vision and are looking for things moving around in the trees.

Christian: That's true.

Ellen: So they move around very slowly so the predators don't even see them in the first place. So they don't have to run from the predator cause the predator doesn't see them. So it's just, it's just a different tactic. Rather than evasion, they're evading by stealth by not being detected. So actually that- what I mentioned earlier about algae growing in their fur, that's actually a symbiotic relationship between them and the algae. So that flora growing in their fur makes them green, that improves their camouflage against canopy foliage.

Christian: Kinda like a built in Ghillie suit.

Ellen: *whispers* What's a ghillie suit?

Christian: Oh, it's a military thing. You probably see it on movies and stuff. Like a sniper has like the suit on that has a bunch of rags and leaves and stuff.

Ellen: Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

Christian: That's a Ghillie suit.

Ellen: Okay. All right. Yes, it's that, yeah. They have just plants growing in their fur, so it makes them blend in a lot better with the trees.

Christian: And it's probably the same plants that are growing on the trees.

Ellen: It's mostly like algae and you know, little little bits of fungus and stuff. So yeah, it just makes them look like the surrounding foliage. So the next thing that I want to talk about, other than like their incredible camouflage that really goes along very, very well with how slowly they move is you might not look at them and think that they're strong, but they're incredibly strong.

Christian: Really?

Ellen: Yes. So they hang from tree branches using their really, really long claws, with their arms being twice as long as their legs and their very strong grip. They often will stay gripped to the tree even after they have died.

Christian: Whoa.

Ellen: They will stay hanging onto the tree even after they're dead. So the reason that they have such a strong grip is because their muscles are largely made of these fibers called slow twitch fibers that allow them to sustain exertion for a very, very long time without using a lot of energy. So in order to think about how strong they have to be, think if you have, for example, a gymnast who is trying to move from maybe one bar to another bar nearby. But having to do that over like 30 minutes.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: And having to hang from one arm from, you know, holding up their entire body weight with one arm for like 30 minutes. Right? You start shaking, you, you know your muscles give out and you fall. The sloth will just chill there. Like the sloth can hold its body up with its arms and just very, very slowly move from one branch to another like it's nothing. They can hold their whole body up, no problem..

Christian: That's intense.

Ellen: They're extremely strong. It makes sense when you think about it because since they do move so slowly, they have to be able to hold themselves up for much longer periods of time than, for example, a monkey that's like jumping from one tree to another or maybe they're swinging from a branch or something like that. They don't have to be holding themselves up for very long because they're very quickly jumping from one place to another. But the sloth is just, through sheer power is climbing very, very slowly from one place to another.

Christian: What if it's, what if it goes really slow just to flex on all the animals in the forest? Like, yeah, this isn't nothing, I'm just gonna...

Ellen: It's a power move?

Christian: I'm going to take three days to travel um, uh, like 500 feet. But that's okay.

Ellen: They sleep a lot. They don't sleep as much as people once thought they did. It was once thought that they slept up to 20 hours a day, which in captivity sometimes they do. But in the wild it's actually closer to like 9. They don't sleep too much more than humans too. They do sleep a lot, but not as much as we thought they did.

Christian: I mean, when you go that slow, you have to make good use of your time.

Ellen: That's literally what they're all about. Like their entire physical build is meant to completely optimize their energy conservation. Like their entire goal with existing is to be as thrifty as they possibly can with the very little energy that they have. Cause they're getting so little energy from their diet. Right? They have to be very sparing with how they're using their energy. Yeah. But they're very good at that because their types of muscles are just very, very good at sustaining exertion without having to burn a lot of energy, which is like, I hadn't ever thought of it in those terms. I just thought they were being slow and lazy just cause they didn't feel like it. So, due to the fact that their muscles do move so slowly, they actually can't shiver to warm themselves up. Like their muscles can't like, twitch or shiver to increase their body temperature, so they actually can't thermoregulate like other mammals can. They have to sunbathe to maintain their body temperature, so they have to like go up to the top of the tree and find a good spot to bask in the sun to keep their temperature up. So unfortunately that puts them directly in the line of sight for harpy eagles who have very, very keen eyesight and they are very, very fast and very big and strong. So kind of the hardest possible counter to the sloth. Like you can look it up on YouTube. I spent like, all day yesterday watching videos of harpy eagles just plucking these sloths right out of the tree like it is nothing. Like they just, they swoop in and like, without even stopping, they just swoop in, grab the sloth and then fly right off with it. Yeah. So unfortunately they put themselves in a position where they're very vulnerable to that when they have to sunbathe. So that was one of my deductions for their effectiveness.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: They are surprisingly very good swimmers. They're good at swimming, which is weird. They actually travel much more quickly in the water than they do on land and sometimes, since they are faster in the water, sometimes they'll drop down directly into the water from the tree because it's faster for them to swim. They are naturally buoyant. They float just naturally.

Christian: The fur probably helps.

Ellen: They have like a downy undercoat that probably traps a lot of air, but actually the biggest factor to their buoyancy is the fact that since they do eat mostly just leaves and twigs, their body produces a lot of gas, so they're full of gas that keeps them afloat. That's not a joke. I'm not kidding.

Christian: So what you're telling me...

Ellen: Yes.

Christian: They're fart boats.

Ellen: Yes. Technically speaking, yes, it's a fart boat. They also, something that is really kind of interesting and weird about them is that most mammals have 7 cervical vertebrae. So neck bones, most of us have seven. We have seven drafts up, seven. Most of us have seven. The sloth has nine cervical vertebrae. And the significance of this is that it allows them to rotate their head like an owl up to up to 300 degrees.

Christian: I don't like that.

Ellen: So they can- well, so this goes back, this ties back into them conserving energy. This lets them have a very wide range of vision without having to adjust their whole body position. So without having to exert all of their muscles into turning around, they can just turn their head and see. Now the problem with this, though, is that they have very poor eyesight. They can't see very good at all. They really can't. I saw that their eyesight works best in low light, but they're like equal parts diurnal and nocturnal. So like they're still active during the daytime. They just, they can't see real good. And also another thing to think about is that like, yeah, they can see threats coming from any angle, but what are they going to do? Run? Like what do you do? Their kind of primary defense mechanism is just staying still. So, I guess if they saw something that they perceived as a threat, they would know just to not move until it's gone. But so they at least have a little bit of threat detection possibility.

Christian: No real plan B there though.

Ellen: That's kind of my whole thing that I took off four points for their effectiveness for, is that they have a pretty good strategy for not being hunted. But man, I mean once a predator identifies that they're there, like once they are detected, it's just game over. There's so little they can do about it.

Christian: They could try being not tasty.

Ellen: I mean I would imagine they're probably not.

Christian: I mean if things are eating them.

Ellen: Their fur is full of mushrooms, so I'm gonna say gross. Nasty.

Christian: That could be a plus for some.

Ellen: For you, I'm sure. So on land they are worthless. Completely pitiful. Their little back legs are so short and weak that they cannot walk at all. They have to use their front claws to drag themselves forward in just a very sad crawl. It's very bad. They actually do have to come down to land to use the bathroom. So about once or twice a week they have to come down to the ground to use the bathroom.

Christian: That's unfortunate.

Ellen: Yes, and so at this point they are just completely easy pickings for literally anything bigger than them that wants to eat them. Like puma, jaguar doesn't matter. They can just scoop them right up right off the ground.

Christian: It's too bad they don't do the bat tactic of theirs, kind of hanging down and doing your business.

Ellen: It's like, clearly that's an option. Y'all. Figure it out. I did see something that said that sloths do this, they go to the bathroom, they go down to the ground to use the bathroom in order to leave their scent markings there. So to communicate to the other sloths via scent like where they are, and this is especially useful for females when they're in heat and ready to mate, that they will do this a lot. That at that point when they're in heat, they will actually go down to use the bathroom every day just to kind of get their scent out there so that other sloths will smell it and know. Yeah. Really my biggest deductions here were the complete defenselessness that they have, but I did want to give them a lot of points for the fact that they have really just completely overhauled their entire body to be optimized for stealth.

Christian: Yeah, for sure.

Ellen: So I figured that they deserved a lot of credit for that. So, moving on to ingenuity, this is where the sloths is driving the struggle bus. The sloth has really fallen behind here. I gave it a 4 out of 10 for ingenuity.

Christian: Alright.

Ellen: Which is surprising for a mammal. I feel like mammals tend to be pretty clever, but so I did give them 4 points though. So I'm going to start with the positives because that's how I am. Something that's interesting is that even though their habitat has so much biological diversity, like just think of how many types of plants and trees that there are in the rainforest, there's just so many, even though there's so much biological diversity, individual sloths have different preferences for different types of trees. Even different slots of the same species will only have maybe like eight or nine different types of trees that they like. So this varies among individuals and they're particularly picky about what types of trees they will visit and what types of foliage they will eat. But this serves a purpose. This allows multiple sloths to share habitat ranges without fighting over resources so they can share the same territory range without worrying like, well he's in my tree eating my leaves. Because it's like he doesn't want your leaves cause he likes a different type of leaf. So I thought that was pretty cool. That's a pretty good way of making the most of their space.

Christian: What would a sloth fight even look like?

Ellen: It's not great. Have you ever seen like battle bots?

Christian: I think so?

Ellen: Have you ever seen like really bad battlebots?

Christian: Just kind of punch themselves.

Ellen: Maybe like a battlebot that has like these three knives attached to it, but the motor on it is kind of busted or it has low battery or something. So the knives are just kind of like slowly rotating towards each other. It's not great. Another thing that I thought was pretty clever of them is that when they do go to the ground to use the bathroom, they move away from where they typically like to hang out. So this prevents predators from being able to track them based on the scent they leave behind from their waste. So they do kind of leave their hangout zone to go to the bathroom.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: They have a very, very detailed and thorough mental map of their territory. So they know exactly where every little tree, every little plant, they know where everything is, completely have the whole thing memorized. So they do it like that because since they are trying to conserve as much energy as they can, they have to know the best possible way to get from point A to point B. They have to know which, what is the path of least resistance for them. How can they get there without, you know, wasting four days getting there when they could have only got there in one. Cause they're so slow, right? Like the tiniest little detour takes like six hours out of their day.

Christian: It's the classic shortest path problem.

Ellen: Yep. They're pretty good at knowing their way around their territory. However, their improvisational ability is severely lacking. So since they do have such a detailed memory map of their territory, if anything about that territory changes, they're completely stumped and they have no idea what to do. They're just completely at a loss. They have no idea. This is a quote I would like to drop in. This is from a mental floss article titled "The Human Who Teaches Orphan Sloths How to be Wild Animals" by author Jen Pinkowski on April 29th of 2017, and this is about the zoologist, Becky cliff. So, "Cliffe has attempted to measure [sloth intelligence]. “It didn’t go well,” she admits. They placed a three-toed sloth in an outdoor tree maze. It didn’t move. At all. “We gave up in the end. When sloths aren’t sure what’s going on or where they are, they sit still. That’s their defense mechanism.” Cliffe says, “I don’t think they’re intelligent in the way you think a monkey or a dog is intelligent, but they’re smart in their own way in their mental maps and their memory.” In her six years of tracking, she could predict which branch of which tree they’d be on during a given day. “But if you cut that tree down, they’d be stumped. I think they’re smart in the ways they need to be, but beyond that, there’s not much there.” So direct quote from zoologist studying sloths, not much there. So that's my 4 out of 10 for their ingenuity. This brings us to aesthetics. I gave them a pretty solid 6 out of 10. Not Great. Um, especially when you compare them to the two-toed sloth that is much cuter. The two toed sloth is the one that has kind of like a little piggy face.

Christian: Is the one that you see in like... Let me think, how about Zootopia?

Ellen: No, actually the three-toed sloths is the one working the DMV in Zootopia? That's a three toed slot. The two toed sloth is the one that has kind of a little, I think of it as a little pig face. The three toed sloth I think is significantly less cute than the two toed sloth. But I still gave it a 6 out of 10 cause it's still kind of cute. They had- I think the black bands around their eyes give them kind of a sad expression, which you know, I'm kind of a sucker for sad eyes. I think that's cute. Um, I think they look like a cuddly Sasquatch. It's just what they look like, with the mattered for and the long arms and stuff. It's a cuddly Sasquatch.

Christian: Much easier to take a picture of.

Ellen: That's for sure. Got those high res jpegs. They actually are super like cuddly, like cuddling and touching each other as like an important part of their development. And since they do like, need to be clinging to trees and stuff, when sloths are kept in captivity a lot of times like baby sloths and stuff, they'll provide stuffed animals and things for the sloths to cuddle. Yeah cause cuddling is very important to them. So that's my 6 out of 10 for their aesthetics.

Christian: Very cute.

Ellen: I'm going to wrap up with a couple of final little miscellaneous info. Their conservation status is of least concern.

Christian: That's surprising.

Ellen: They are fine. Of course being arboreal, they are threatened by the loss of habitat due to deforestation, but all things considered, their population numbers are currently doing fine.

Christian: Alright!

Ellen: I was surprised at that because my expectation going into this was that they were terrible and I was thinking how could they possibly, how could they possibly be thriving? Like how could they be successful at all?

Christian: I guess the stealth thing really works.

Ellen: It works so good. Do you want to know how good it works?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Guess their lifespan in the wild.

Christian: I 'm gonna guess... 40 years.

Ellen: 30 to 40 years.

Christian: DANG.

Ellen: 30 to 40 years. Yeah. 30 to 40 years of not getting eaten by jaguars by just being so darn slow. So right, Like I feel like people aren't giving them enough credit for their stealth capabilities because people are thinking of how slow they are and comparing that to the evasive tactics of different animals. Right? Things like monkeys or deer or something like that, like their strat is to as fast as they can to get away from predators, but the sloth has really dialed in to just not being hunted in the first place. And it's working out great for them.

Christian: Kind of like turtles, right? Like they can be slow because they have a very good defense.

Ellen: Yeah. It's like you don't need to be fast at that point. But so that's why I gave them a 6 out of 10 for their effectiveness because I feel like that was what they were trying to do, what their sort of intention was with the way they developed was they were trying to be sneaky. So, I mean you can't argue with results.

Christian: For sure.

Ellen: Least concern?

Christian: In a rain forest? Yeah.

Ellen: And with that kind of lifespan? That's insane. You can't argue with that. They're doing great. They're doing good at what they're doing. Of course, I had to give them some knocks for being otherwise entirely defenseless. There are videos on youtube of harpy, eagles, jaguars, pumas, all those sorts of things, just kind of snatchin sloths right up. So, it's really pitiful to watch. If you just watch those, you think, oh my gosh, the sloth is the worst. It's so terrible. How are they even still alive? But...

Christian: Question.

Ellen: Yeah.

Christian: Earlier you mentioned that they can die still holding onto a tree. Are there places where there are like, sloths skeletons just kind of...

Ellen: I would have to guess that at the point where they die holding onto a tree, they probably at that point are then eaten by scavengers.

Christian: That's true.

Ellen: Right? Probably like, bugs will eat them, like some sort of scavenger, will probably eat them. Like once they start to decompose, right? Probably things will come by and eat them at that point. Things die in the jungle all the time and you don't normally see skeletons just laying around. Like nature has a way of reclaiming what's hers.

Christian: For sure.

Ellen: Yeah. So that's the sloth.

Christian: Alright. Thanks honey, that was very informative.

Ellen: Not our, uh, most athletic animal yet, but has some interesting adaptations.

Christian: He's careful and stealthy.

Ellen: Yes, I can, I can vibe with that. It's a good animal. Alright, well that's all we had for this week. I'd like to thank our listeners who have been tuning in every week and letting us know what you thought and also telling your friends about us. We've been seeing a lot of growth and it's been going really, really well. So we're very thankful for that. You can connect with us on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram. Just search the title of our show and you'll find us. I would like to gently beg that if you use Facebook, please join the group.

Christian: Oh yes! We got a new group!

Ellen: We have a brand new Facebook group and it is called Just the Zoo of Us: Official Friend Squad, and it is so much fun. And we share, um, just kind of any animal related content that stumbles across our news feeds, which I follow like 86 different zoos and aquariums, so my news feed is pretty much mostly just animal stuff, but so yeah, that's where we're hanging out with our listeners and followers and stuff. So, so come join us and hang out on our Facebook.

Christian: Yeah!

Ellen: If you have an animal species you'd like to hear us review, you can submit those to us either on social media or at thezooofus@gmail.com a transcript of this episode will be made available at justthezooofus.home.blog, I've been slacking a little bit on the transcripts because they are very difficult to make and they take a lot of time, but I'm still working on it. But we're getting all those up.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: And our last little note, I'd like to thank Louie Zong for the use of his song Adventuring off of his album. Bee Sides.

Christian: Yup. I wake up to that song sometimes in my head.

Ellen: It's a good one to wake up to.

Christian: It is! Like, alright, time to get up!

Ellen: It sets a good little, it sets a good mood for the day. Put's a little spring in your step.

Christian: Right?

Ellen: But check out all of his other work too. He's, he's the best and everything he does is great and perfect.

Christian: Yep.

Ellen: Alright, well that's all I had for this week.

Christian: It's good stuff, honey.

Ellen: Thanks, you too. I love you.

Christian: I love you!

Ellen: Bye!

Christian: Bye everyone.

14: Botfly & Cownose Ray

Christian: Hey everyone, this is Christian Weatherford.

Ellen: And this is Ellen Weatherford.

Christian: And you're listening to Just the Zoo of Us, a podcast where we rate your favorite animals, our favorite animals...

Ellen: Your mom's favorite animals.

Christian: Especially hers.

Ellen: Our mom's favorite animals!

Christian: Each animal we review on the show, we will rate out of 10 based on three categories: effectiveness, ingenuity and aesthetics.

Ellen: And a quick structural note to make, we talked about this the other day: up until now we've been compiling all three of those scores into an overall score and, um, we're not going to do that anymore.

Christian: Yup. Average of arbitrary was not great, I guess.

Ellen: Well, we were factoring the aesthetic score in with the effectiveness and ingenuity score, which was fun and comprehensive, but unfair. Honestly, we're a new podcast. We're only on episode 14, so we're learning a little bit more each time, we're getting a little bit better as we go. So thank you for staying with us on this journey.

Christian: Yay! We are not zoological experts. We do a lot of research and we try our best to make sure we're presenting information from trustworthy sources. So if we get it wrong...

Ellen: Call us out. We'll fix it.

Christian: Along with your feedback in general.

Ellen: Oh yeah, please do. Let us know what you think. I thrive on validation. I really just, I do it all for the gram basically.

Christian: Even if it's fury over the lack of an average.

Ellen: Oh, please don't tell me bad things. Please give me all of the feedback as long as it's positive. Thank you.

Christian: (It's okay, you can send the bad stuff to me.)

Ellen: Yeah. Send all of your negative- send all of your criticism directly to Christian Weatherford. Thank you.

Christian: Okay. So...

Ellen: So last week I went first, which means that Christian, it is your turn to go first.

Christian: All right. I'm going to just apologize to everyone ahead of time.

Ellen: What could possibly warrant such a foreword?

Christian: I feel like this might even warrant a trigger warning. Maybe? I don't know.

Ellen: What are we working with here?

Christian: All right, so this week...

Ellen: Let's hear it.

Christian: I chose to go with the human botfly.

Ellen: There it is. Slam dunk.

Christian: So lots of folks are familiar with botflies in general. That is actually a term for a family of different flies that do roughly the same thing. I chose this one though. The specific species, human botfly scientific name, Dermatobia Hominis.

Ellen: I don't like those prefixes.

Christian: Yep. So, uh, in terms of Latin words in there, you'll see the word for skin.

Ellen: Yep. Saw that one.

Christian: And then also human or of human, I should say.

Ellen: Yeah. Noticed that.

Christian: The other part is life. I dunno. Maybe it's... Lives in skin of human.

Ellen: Lives in human skin. Great. We're off to a fantastic start.

Christian: So getting into it, I'm getting my information from two sources.

Ellen: Hell.

Christian: The first one being an article titled Human Botfly, hosted on the website of UF's (that is the University of Florida's) Entomology and nematology department found it entnemdept.ufl.edu.

Ellen: Cool.

Christian: The second one being from animaldiversity.org. So let's talk about some basic facts of the human botfly. So first of all, their adult size is 12 to 18 millimeters long. That's around half an inch. Pretty big fly, yeah?

Ellen: Is it?

Christian: I think so. Yeah.

Ellen: Half an inch? That's, what, fingernail size maybe?

Christian: Bee size, I'd say. A smaller bee, I'd say. This one is located, so it is naturally found in Mexico all the way south to Paraguay and northeast Argentina, so that is southern North America all the way to almost all of South America.

Ellen: My heart goes out to the people that live in the area affected by this animal.

Christian: Yes, yes. Notable evolutionary relatives. Other cursed botflies. As I mentioned earlier, there are many different species that are similar. Now, normally I would go category by category, kind of putting things in each category, but I feel like for this I have to talk about the full picture first and then I'll just kind of place them into the categories.

Ellen: This is a high concept animal.

Christian: Yup.

Ellen: There's a lot to process.

Christian: So let's start from the beginning.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: You have a female adult human botfly and she wants to lay her eggs.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: Here's where she does it.

Ellen: Don't. Don't do this to me.

Christian: So, you might be thinking they might lay eggs on people directly.

Ellen: Sure. Makes Sense.

Christian: Not the case. They are too big. You'd probably notice them. Here's what they do. They lay their eggs on biting insects, like mosquitoes.

Ellen: Ohhhh. That sneaky.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: That's a low blow.

Christian: So these adult flies, female flies will catch things like mosquitoes in mid air while flying.

Ellen: Catch them?!

Christian: Catches them, and then lays eggs on them. So, now you've got a mosquito with eggs affixed to it.

Ellen: Sure. And she just like lets it go? Like unleashes it into the world?

Christian: Yep. Go on now.

Ellen: She's now weaponized a mosquito more than it already was.

Christian: So we have this egg on a mosquito. Now that mosquito, doing what mosquitoes do, will go find usually a warm blooded animal.

Ellen: That's their thing.

Christian: To go feed on.

Ellen: That's what they do.

Christian: Let's say a human in this case, to paint that carnal picture.

Ellen: Great.

Christian: Finds a human, lands, starts feeding. This causes a temperature rise of the mosquito, which the egg responds to by hatching.

Ellen: It's- oh, so it's hatching now?

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: So egg hatches larva falls to the surface of the mammal and then the mosquito flies away.

Ellen: Bye, not my problem anymore. You handle this.

Christian: The next step, the larva crawls its way into the bite wound.

Ellen: Hate it. Hate that it's doing that.

Christian: And in some other cases it can find its way into hair follicles.

Ellen: Eugh.

Christian: Yes. But for this scenario, let's say the bite wound. So it crawls into this bite wound and starts to grow getting bigger....

Ellen: I don't like it.

Christian: And uglier, into a bigger larva stage.

Ellen: *sounds of distress*

Christian: So as it gets bigger it is eating tissue. It has to breathe through that hole in the skin.

Ellen: No, it doesn't. Stop it.

Christian: So it has the breathing, I guess hole at the, at the end of it, close to the, to the skin...

Ellen: A snorkel. Sure. A meat snorkel.

Christian: And it has to breathe. Like it takes air from outside as it I guess eats... You.

Ellen: Great.

Christian: It's awful.

Ellen: Love it...

Christian: And they get bigger, they get bigger, they grow spines. That makes them difficult to fall out or pull out

Ellen: Wait. Spines as in like... spikes?

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: Like... barbs?

Christian: Around its body. Yes.

Ellen: Oh No.

Christian: Yes. For the purpose of not falling out or being difficult to pull out.

Ellen: Oh dear.

Christian: And then when they get to a particular point, they themselves choose to exit and just fall to the ground.

Ellen: On their own terms. Sure. Yeah. It's their time now.

Christian: Yup. From there they'll pupate and then eventually you turn into another adult fly.

Ellen: Great.

Christian: The circle of awful!

Ellen: I hate it so much! Why are you doing this to me?

Christian: It's pretty bad.

Ellen: Yeah. Yeah.

Christian: So, so while this one is called the human botfly, it doesn't just do humans. It does, you know, domestic animals or even wild animals. Well, I guess this one has a particular association with run ins with people.

Ellen: Glad to know nobody's safe.

Christian: It's awful. So yeah. Um...

Ellen: Can we start over?

Christian: This week, Christian has nothing.

Ellen: Sorry guys. Christian didn't come up with any notes this week. Hate how that happened. Anyway, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip.

Christian: So, uh, you can go on Youtube- not you specifically, but people in general can go on to YouTube to see videos of people getting these pulled out.

Ellen: WHY?

Christian: So this is along the same vein as you know, pimples being popped...

Ellen: Is it the same vein though?

Christian: It's the same. I'm telling you.

Ellen: Is it the same???

Christian: I know this because I've watched one of these videos and it took me down a rabbit hole of that kind of stuff. Like, you know, that suggested "next" thing.

Ellen: Is that what you've been doing this whole time?

Christian: Yeah, that's where I was um... emoji vomiting.

Ellen: Oh yeah. Uh, I was working late this evening and uh, Christian was doing his notes while I was working late and Christian was basically sending distress signals to me over messenger while doing his notes.

Christian: I have made a mistake, but I am too devoted to this podcast to turn back now.

Ellen: I know, he's really committing to the bit. Way past reason.

Christian: Yeah. So if you want to see what these things look like, uh, proceed with caution.

Ellen: I don't recommend it.

Christian: So now I'm going to get into our actual categories.

Ellen: Great. Can't wait.

Christian: Effectiveness. So this is how good do they do the things they do. So these are like, natural adaptations and that sort of thing.

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: I'm giving them a 6 out of 10.

Ellen: That's, like, okay.

Christian: So they're very well equipped to do their whole life cycle.

Ellen: Yeah.

Christian: Except when they choose a human.

Ellen: When they choose a human?

Christian: Yeah. And this is because with animals, like other animals, you know, they don't have a way to remove them. Right?

Ellen: Right.

Christian: But with humans we do.

Ellen: True.

Christian: We have the intelligence and the tool use capability to remove them.

Ellen: Yeah.

Christian: So we counter them pretty hard.

Ellen: Yeah. I guess they did choose a not a great target, right?

Christian: Yeah, but again, humans are not the only ones. This species uses it. It's just the, yeah-

Ellen: Well, I guess if they're really relying on mosquitoes as their deployment mechanism, they're not really choosing the human.

Christian: That's true...

Ellen: It's really the mosquito that's choosing the victim.

Christian: That's true. So I guess it's not really this species of botfly that's choosing the humans. It's whatever species of mosquito that are most used by this species. That's interesting.

Ellen: Yeah, like the mosquito is one that's picking the victim. The botfly really just leaves it up to the mosquito to choose, which is honestly a dumb move. Mosquitoes are not bright.

Christian: I wonder if the botfly is smart enough to pick the female mosquitoes. Right? Because the females are the ones that bite.

Ellen: I would have to assume because otherwise why bother? Yeah, right. Like, but I dunno, they put way too much trust in mosquitoes to make a good call. They're just putting entirely too much faith in a really dumb bug.

Christian: I'm not stealthy enough. You are. Go, go get them.

Ellen: This is the party sending the druid in on a stealth mission because they can wild shade into a spider.

Christian: So yeah, 6 out of 10 effectiveness. Ingenuity is the next category. This is the one where, you know, how do they do smart things like using tools, making plans, scheming.

Ellen: I mean this whole thing kind of sounds like...

Christian: Yeah. So again, another 6 out of 10 here.

Ellen: Kind of sounds like a just a massive evil plot.

Christian: Yeah. So kind of going back to that, laying eggs on biting insects thing. I think that's a pretty good point there for ingenuity.

Ellen: Right. Cause it's like I'm too big, so I have to let somebody a little more sneaky than me do my bidding for me.

Christian: And then how the eggs know to hatch when it senses the temperature change that correlates with the mosquito feeding.

Ellen: I have to imagine that's maybe something built into the egg physically.

Christian: Probably, yes.

Ellen: Like a heat activated...

Christian: Yeah. I think fleas do something similar.

Ellen: Oh yeah. Where they're like activated by heat.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Something like that.

Christian: Aw, I hate fleas too.

Ellen: Yeah, I know. Thanks for the unsettling content. This is a challenging episode for me.

Christian: So for aesthetics, which is our last one...

Ellen: Oh boy, bring it home.

Christian: I have two different scores.

Ellen: We really need to break this one down.

Christian: So first one is for the adults, I give a 3 out of 10 for adults.

Ellen: Perfect. That's probably the best they could have hoped for.

Christian: That's because as an adult they have a yellow face, a metallic blue abdomen and orange legs, and each body segment is covered in hairs and all of this combined makes them look like a bumblebee.

Ellen: That's not that bad. Bumblebees are kind of cute.

Christian: Yeah, but not quite right? So something that's kind of offsetting about these guys in their adult form, they don't have any mouthparts.

Ellen: Any?

Christian: They don't feed as adults.

Ellen: What?

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: How do they stay alive?

Christian: They don't.

Ellen: What!!

Christian: Or at least that's my assumption.I'm kind of deriving that, The only fact I saw is that they don't have mouth parts as adults and they also don't feed as adults.

Ellen: That's gotta be like a massive effectiveness deduction. That's gotta be a big knock, right? Once you're like alive, once you're like an adult and alive, you just immediately die.

Christian: Well I think that's pretty common in insects, actually, where you know, the adult form doesn't eat and that form is purely just to reproduce and that's it.

Ellen: Oh, you know what Luna moths are like that.

Christian: Yeah. Um, so yeah, 3 out of 10 for the adult form. For the larva form, specifically the one that you'll find in your skin, 0.

Ellen: Thank you!

Christian: I believe this marks the first zero of the show.

Ellen: This is our first zero.

Christian: And if, you know folks at home, if you go look for a picture of the larva of these things, I think you'll agree with me.

Ellen: I think that the context in which you would see the botfly larva itself warrants a negative score, in fact, I would say because it's just such a... A nauseating sort of experience to observe.

Christian: Yeah. But even without the context, they're not...

Ellen: Yeah, by themselves, they're not cute.

Christian: Especially the little spines that I mentioned earlier.

Ellen: That just makes it so much worse.

Christian: I described them as little flesh drills, is what they look like.

Ellen: Can I delete you saying that? The problem is, I could cut you saying that out of the audio recording of this podcast, but I would still know that you said it. I would still have flesh drills in my brain.

Christian: Yup.

Ellen: So, thank you for that.

Christian: Um, some miscellaneous info...

Ellen: Yeah. I really need to learn more about these.

Christian: Conservation status...

Ellen: Oh my god

Christian: I tried here. So, in every system that tracks conservation status, they have no special status.

Ellen: Why bother?

Christian: Which I assume to mean probably too many.

Ellen: Yes. Any amount of them is too many. They have to be stopped.

Christian: And my final little fact about these guys is how they're usually removed by humans. So earlier I mentioned they need to breathe. So most treatments involve depriving them of the ability to breathe.

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: So that could involve putting in some sort of adhesive over the skin over, you know, where it's at, or even using petroleum jelly, that sort of thing.

Ellen: Doesn't that just, I mean, that would just kill it, right? Or would it actually like, move? Would it like, leave?

Christian: Oh, no. Um, well...

Ellen: Will that kill it and then you just have to take out the dead larva?

Christian: Yeah, basically. Yeah, yeah. So that'll kill it after about a day. And then they'll use tweezers, uh, or maybe even more surgical procedure to make the hole a little bit bigger. The danger there is infection.

Ellen: I mean, you've already got a botfly in you, like you can't get any lower than that. That's- you're already at rock bottom.

Christian: It's rough.

Ellen: You can't experience anything worse than that. I'm sorry.

Christian: So these can be especially harmful in cattle in the range that we're talking about. So you could find a cow with literally thousands.

Ellen: No.

Christian: Literally thousands.

Ellen: Nope, no. No. I'm deleting this whole episode. I can't.

Christian: It's bad. Yeah. And then so when we're talking about cattle, then it's ruined. Like they can't butcher that.

Ellen: Right?

Christian: The hide is useless...

Ellen: Yeah.

Christian: With all of these holes in it.

Ellen: Here's my thought. Have a decoy cattle. Have one cow that is just covered in botflies and you just write that cow off as a loss and then keep the rest of your cows botfly free.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah. So it's rough. Um, yeah. Cattle, dogs, cats, primates, not good. So if you ever find yourself in Central or South America, best to wear protective clothing and insect repellent.

Ellen: You want to know something funny I've heard about these dudes?

Christian: What's that?

Ellen: There is a RadioLab episode that has a segment about a person who gets a botfly larva, um, in their head. On like, on their head under their hair and they discuss some kind of home remedies for the botfly larva. And one of the things that they mentioned is talked about as kind of like how you mentioned a common way to take care of botfly larva is to suffocate them, a lot of people will sort of prescribe applying meat to... where the- to the larval site and kind of like, holding a piece of meat, like raw meat over the site where the larva is. Because not only will it, it blocks off the larva as air source, but also they will tunnel out through and like attach themselves to that meat instead of your muscle.

Christian: See, I have a hard time imagining that because basically again, flesh drill where one end is mouth and the other end is breathing tube.

Ellen: Yeah... I guess they're not really great at going in reverse. Right?

Christian: Yeah, they would have to- Well, I guess they could just shimmy their way out, and then go back up I guess? I don't know.

Ellen: They could just wiggle their way out. I hate that a lot though. I hate that I said that,

Christian: Which reminded me, you talking about this reminds me, so the part about where you're suffocating them only works in accessible parts of the body. Now these guys could get into some not so accessible parts of the body... Like your eyelids.

Ellen: We're not going there.

Christian: Yup.

Ellen: We're not doing that. We're not doing that.

Christian: So there are more specialized ways to get them out when it's just a part of the body where you just don't have a way to do that suffocation. I'm going to stop talking about the botfly now.

Ellen: I wish you had said that, uh, 20 minutes ago. No sweeter words have you ever spoken to me.

Christian: So, to review their score: effectiveness, 6 out of 10. Ingenuity, 6 out of 10. Aesthetics, I'm going to say 0 out of 10.

Ellen: Very bad. Bad all around. Congratulations babe. This is the worst animal.

Christian: *sad trumpet sound*

Ellen: We did it! We found the worst one. Podcast over.

Christian: We got it out of the way.

Ellen: Yeah. This, you know what though? This is kind of the gold standard. This is now our floor, right? Like this is as bad as an animal can get. It cannot get worse than this. This is our zero.

Christian: So hun, um, what animal do you have this week that will lift our spirits?

Ellen: Yeah. Thanks for really decimating the vibe of everything. So this week, I have something way more pleasant to talk about than the botfly.

Christian: Yay!

Ellen: So that's probably a good thing.

Christian: Is it two botflies?

Ellen: That's twice as bad! Well I guess 2 times 0 is still 0, right?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Yeah... No. This week. I'm going to talk to you about the cownose stingray.

Christian: Ooh!

Ellen: Yes. This is the, the scientific name is Rhinoptera bonasus, the species was submitted to us by Myranda Love, one of our listeners.

Christian: Thanks Myranda.

Ellen: Thank you Myranda! So I'm getting my information about the cownose ray from the Jacksonville Zoo...

Christian: Yesss.

Ellen: Where you can see very many of them and you can touch and pet them and they're delightful, also from the Florida Museum and the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Who by the way, if you don't follow the Monterey Bay Aquarium on social media, you're wasting your time because the Monterey Bay Aquarium social media presence is phenomenal. They posted something today about shark week, and it was like, one of those emoji... Like it was like, a dude made out of emojis, but all the emojis were sharks.

Christian: Very good.

Ellen: Yeah, it was really funny. But so yeah, Monterey Bay Aquarium is pretty much my favorite ever. I have never been there, but I am a huge fan because of their social media presence.

Christian: We'll have to visit there sometime.

Ellen: We will. That's on the bucket list. Anyway, the cownose ray. If you've never seen a stingray before, a stingray is shaped like a diamond. Or square, really. It has triangular wings across the side of its body, has a long rigid tail trailing behind. Now the cownose ray is either brown or gray on top and they're white on the bottom, and they have a really distinctive face that sets them apart from other stingrays. You can tell that it's a cownose ray by the fact that it has these two lobes along the front edge, where you would consider his face to be, basically between the eyes giving it the appearance of having like an indented nose.

Christian: Aww.

Ellen: Yeah, that's why they call it the cownose ray, is because it has that little, it looks like the emoticon... colon and then the number 3 (:3). You know, like the little cute face emoticon?.That's what it looks like, but now that can be a little bit confusing because to us we're usually looking at it from above and that looks like it's like nose, where its mouth would be, and it's not. That's just like the front edge of its body. Yeah. So these cownose rays are, they get up to 3 feet or 0.9 meters long.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: Yeah, they're, they're decent size. For stingray actually, they're kind of a little bit small but um...

Christian: Is that 3 feet from like nose to tail?

Ellen: Oh sorry. No, that's their wingspan. Well, their wingspan referring to from one side to the other. So about three feet across. It's a decent size, but it's not the biggest, it's a little bit on the small side for a stingray.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Uh, you're gonna find these in the Atlantic Ocean, usually in more like kind of shallow water. You're probably not going to find them like way, way, way out there. You'll find them a little bit closer to the shore and in salty or brackish water. One of the areas where you're likely to find them is in the Chesapeake Bay, but I'll, I'll kind of talk about their location a little bit cause that's actually kind of interesting. Their taxanomic family is called Myliobatidae, this is a family of stingrays called the eagle rays. Yeah. So there are 220 different species of stingrays.

Christian: That's a lot.

Ellen: Yeah, very many of them. So it belongs to this one particular family called eagle rays, and stingrays are more closely related to sharks than like other fish.

Christian: I could see that.

Ellen: Sharks are their closest relatives. So like sharks, they have a cartilage like, skeletal system. It's not a skeleton the way we think of it because it's mostly just made of cartilage, similar to sharks in some ways. So I'm going to get into my rating for effectiveness, which by the way, I don't know if you mentioned it earlier cause you kind of played around with the format a little bit, but effectiveness we typically define as the physical adaptations that an animal has that allow it to do the things it's trying to do a little bit better. So for the cownose ray, I'm giving it an effectiveness rating of 6 out of 10. it's okay. It's okay. So cownose rays are always on the lookout for mollusks, crustaceans, snails, things like that. So the way that they detect prey is kind of interesting. They have a couple of different ways. We actually, you mentioned in your segment on the goblin shark, the ampullae of Lorenzini.

Christian: Yeah!

Ellen: So this is a trait that sharks and stingrays have, so the cownose rays do have these as well. These are electro receptors, so cells that are sensitive to electric fields, and those cells detect vibrations in the water, which alerts them to the movement of both prey and predators.

Christian: Very good.

Ellen: So they kind of have a grasp on what's going on around them because of these electro receptors. Now these electrical receptors are so sensitive that sting rays can detect the heartbeat of clams under the sand.

Christian: Wow!

Ellen: Yeah, extremely sensitive. So they're very good at seeing those things. They also have a really strong sense of smell, so they can smell their prey that's hiding under the sand or anything like that. And once they've detected the presence of their prey, they will use their nose and their pectoral fins to dig into the sand and kick the sand up, stir it up a little bit and reveal the mollusks underneath.

Ellen: Now, once they've found their prey, what they do is they suck it up into their mouth. Now when you're looking at it from above, you might be inclined to assume that the mouth is along the front of the stingray, because I don't know, that's just what I always assumed. But their mouth is actually on the bottom of the stingray. Probably a little bit close to the middle of the sting ray. So they suck the prey up into their mouth on the bottom of them. And they're actually, while they're doing that, they're filtering sediment out through their gills. So they're bringing everything in, but they're pushing like, sand and rocks and stuff back out through their gills.

Christian: That's smart.

Ellen: Yep. And then what they do is they, so they're filtering out food from non food. Once they've got their food narrowed down, they crushed the mollusks with their specialized teeth and spit out the crushed bits of shell. So now I want to talk about stingray teeth, because I guess I knew that they had teeth, but I didn't really get what was going on in there.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: So I looked it up a little bit and it's wild. It is crazy. So their teeth don't look like what you would imagine when you think of teeth. Usually when you think of teeth you think of like, little bony protrusions, right?

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: Little bits that stick out that you can use to chew things. Theirs don't look like that at all. So rather than having teeth the way we think of them, each of their jaws has a dental plate lined with 11 to 13 rows of teeth. Now these teeth are shaped like tiles. They're flat and they're wide and they're geometrically shaped. So the ones in the middle of the row are very long and they're hexagons. But as they go out towards the edge of the row, they decrease in the number of sides. So the ones in the middle are hexagons. The ones closer to the edge are pentagons. And then the ones on the outside are tetragons or squares. They're squares. So it's, it's actually really, really cool. Like, look up a picture of stingray teeth.

Christian: Like right now?

Ellen: No, not right now.

Christian: But I kinda wanna.

Ellen: Okay, well if you're listening, yes. But you're doing the podcast right now, so no.

Christian: Aw beans!

Ellen: Sorry. You can do it later.

Christian: Yesss.

Ellen: So yeah, their teeth look like a set of tiles along these plates and the stingray basically just mashes those plates together and those tile teeth, uh, just crush the shells to bits.

Christian: That's pretty cool.

Ellen: Yeah, it is really cool! I hadn't thought about, I guess I'd never really thought about what their teeth must look like. I knew they had teeth, but I didn't really know what they were all about. So very interesting that they have adapted their teeth in that way. So other than how they eat their prey, they have to defend themselves somehow. Like other stingrays, the cownose ray has a barbed spine on their tail and they can use that to defend themselves with a really painful sting. So luckily they usually swim pretty close to the surface of the water, which is kind of surprising since they are bottom feeders, they have to eat on the bottom, but they actually, when they're not feeding, they like to swim on the top. So that minimizes their risk of being stepped on. And also the fact that the spine lays flat along the base of the tail makes it really unlikely that you're going to accidentally touch it or get, um, unexpectedly stung by this particular stingray. The stinger is like attached to their body.

Christian: So does it have venom or...

Ellen: Yes, it does. So the stinger does actually produce a venom, and that venom makes their sting extremely painful. But it's typically not fatal to humans. Yeah, it's really just to make you not want to mess with them so bad. They will actually only sting when they're harassed. So you kind of have to really try to get this thing to sting you. They typically won't. But something else that's interesting is that that stinger, it can be broken off, but it regrows. It regrows over time, kind of like human fingernails. Yeah, it's very similar to human fingernails. I took a couple of points off, you know, for the fact that their stinger limits their defense capabilities a little bit. There's not a ton they can do with their stinger cause it's like attached to their body. It's pretty small. It's just not a whole lot there. They're kind of easy pickings for like, sharks and cobia and stuff like that. But I also took a couple of points off of their effectiveness because their populations are really, really fragile, and this is because their population grows very slowly. So each stingray only has one offspring per year. Just one, one baby. And each baby stingray takes a really long time to reach sexual maturity. So it can take 5 to 7 years for a stingray to become an adult. Yeah. So it takes a very, very, very long time for their population to grow. And that means that they're very vulnerable and kind of fragile. It takes a lot for them to recover from any sort of like, particular hit to their numbers. So that's my 6 out of 10 for their effectiveness.

Christian: Very cool.

Ellen: Now for ingenuity, I gave them, I actually gave them a 7 out of 10, which is higher than I expected to give a stingray, but I gave them a 7 out of 10 because they are migratory stingrays. They migrate. So cownose rays group up into schools of thousands at a time. So thousands of these cownose rays all get together and they swim north in the late spring and then in the late fall they swim back south when it starts to get chilly. They like the warm water, so they'll swim up north when it's summertime and it's kind of warm. But then when it starts to get cold, they come down south where the waters are still warm. So I was wondering why don't they just stay, if they like it warm, why don't they just stay in the south where it's warm pretty much all the time. Right? The reason that they do that is because their nursery habitat where they give birth to their pups is in the Chesapeake Bay.

Christian: Aww.

Ellen: The Chesapeake Bay is in the Maryland and Virginia sort of area, up north. So really, really cool. You can see pictures and videos of the schools of just thousands of stingrays coming into the Chesapeake Bay to have their babies. And boy, it's beautiful. It's a heavily photographed affair. So, yeah, that's, that's kind of why I gave them a pretty good effectiveness score because they migrate to stay with warm water and they have like a particular place where they like to lay their pups, but then they come back down to keep up with the seasons. Um, it's been said that also like the angle of the sun is a factor in when they decide to switch, but I don't know, they just like warm water and they like to follow it where it goes.

Christian: Do they do live birth or is it a an egg of some sort?

Ellen: Yeah, they do give birth to live young, so it's very cute. That brings me to aesthetics. I also actually gave them two scores, so I gave them 8 out of 10 when you're above them looking down. Now when you're below them looking up, different story.

Christian: It's like a selfie from a very low angle.

Ellen: Yeah. It's your myspace angle. They really have like a flattering, they have like a flattering side. So if you're looking, if you're above them and you're looking down, which honestly we most likely are...

Christian: Usually, yeah.

Ellen: If they're swimming in the water, if you're above them looking down, they're so cute. They're just, they have that little smiley face and- well, what you would interpret to be its face when you're above it, they just have a cute little smile and they're so sweet and they got their little flappy wings and they're just precious. But when you're below them and you're looking up at them? Mm-mm. No. You can see like its mouth is actually in a really strange spot, and it's very like bumpy and weird looking from the bottom. So 3 out of 10 from below. Yeah, from when you're below and you're looking up they're kind of grotesque. I don't think they're cute at all from that angle.

Christian: I think most people will see them at this angle in aquariums when they're like, swimming up against the glass and that kind of thing.

Ellen: Yeah, yeah. This is where you would see them. So I don't think they're that cute when they're doing that. But when you're looking out at them, when you're looking down on them from above, they're very cute. So yeah, just to recap, that is a 6 out of 10 for effectiveness, a 7 out of 10 for ingenuity, and I'm going to go with the higher one, 8 out of 10 for aesthetics. This is a cute little guy. So that brings us to their conservation status. They are near threatened. They're not threatened, but they're near it.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: So as mentioned previously, they have a really long turnaround time on reproduction that makes them really vulnerable to overfishing. It's very easy to like, fish too many of them. And then they have a hard time recovering from that. However, right now their populations are believed to be increasing.

Christian: That's good.

Ellen: There are more, there are becoming more of them over time. And this is believed to be due to the decrease in populations of sharks, which prey on stingrays. So the increase in stingray populations was thought to be harming oyster populations in the Chesapeake Bay, and they were kind of worried that there were too many stingrays and the stingrays were eating all the oysters, which of course are a big thing in that area.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: Um, for economic reasons. And it's just a, a big thing people eat up there. But actually whether the oysters were declining because of the stingrays is still kind of up for debate. People are kinda like, eh, I don't think it was because of the stingrays. So cownose ray populations are actually climbing right now.

Christian: Well good for them.

Ellen: Yeah, there they are still though very, you know, fragile and susceptible to changes like overfishing. So still be careful with them, but their numbers are doing okay right now. They're doing pretty good.

Christian: So, do people eat them, I wonder?

Ellen: Yeah. You can eat them. I mean, I probably wouldn't recommend it.

Christian: I mean, I'd try it, I guess.

Ellen: I mean you can, but it's not like popular. It's not, I don't, I dunno. It's probably, I probably would hate it...

Christian: Well, yeah.

Ellen: But I hate seafood. So, I mean that just goes without saying. Despite the fact that they have a really, really painful sting, cownose rays are a really popular choice for interactive exhibits at zoos and aquariums. These are usually touch tanks where guests are allowed to come up and feed and pet the stingrays. So cownose rays are a really popular choice for those, first of all, because they're really, really cute. They're so cute. But second of all, because they're actually very docile. Even like in the wild, they're kind of shy. They're really don't want too much to do with people, but it takes a lot to agitate them. They're very chill. They're very cool animals. They have a good personality.

Christian: So in touch tanks though, their stinger is trimmed? Is that how they do it?

Ellen: Yes. So the stinger can be clipped off. So I was wondering, I had seen this information floating around that the stingray's stinger gets removed so that the guests don't get stung by the sting ray, and I knew that the stinger would grow back, but I wasn't really sure how long that takes or how often that is. So I asked my friend, Amy, who has experience working at a zoo, how often they clip their stingrays stingers and she said that, just like our fingernails, they grow at different rates for each particular stingray. Some grow back quicker than others, but typically it's every couple of weeks.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: Yeah, every few weeks or so each stingray will need to have its stinger re-clipped.

Christian: Wonder how that process goes.

Ellen: Amy says they trim them with dog nail trimmers.

Christian: Aw!

Ellen: Yeah. So the same sort of device that you'd use to trim a dog's nail. Which makes sense. It's, I guess a similar shape. It's like a, it doesn't have that curved shape that a dog's nail has to it, but it's like a, yeah. It just makes sense. Although if it makes you feel any better about it, there's no like nerve endings in there or anything. It doesn't hurt them.

Christian: That's good.

Ellen: Yeah. It's not painful to them. They probably don't love being like handled and like probably I would imagine they have to like hold them down in some capacity and they probably don't love that...

Christian: They probably just net 'em. Like they just, like, pull them out with a net?

Ellen: Now we have seen, uh, it wasn't a cownose ray, but you remember at the aquarium in Epcot we saw them training the stingrays to go to points.

Christian: Oh, yeah!

Ellen: Remember that? The trainer would be underwater in a dive suit and would have this giant like... Looked like a dry erase board or something. It was just like a giant plastic sign basically. And it had a big orange circle on it and the stingray was trained to swim onto that circle and stay there so that the trainer could like do observations, check on it, see everything going okay. So we have seen stingrays that have been trained to go to points and stay on the point. So they have that on our Overwatch teammates, who apparently cannot be trained to stay on a point.

Christian: I don't know how I didn't see that burn coming.

Ellen: Anyway. Yeah. So we have seen stingrays that were trained to behave, so I would imagine they probably do something similar for the cownose, just like have them trained to stay in a particular spot so they can clip their stinger.

Christian: I don't know because, you know, touch tanks, you know, are much, much smaller than that kind of aquarium. But I don't know, maybe.

Ellen: Yeah. But I would imagine they probably have like another area where they can take them to, that's not part of the touch tank.

Christian: I dunno.

Ellen: I'm not sure. Well anyway, they're very, very commonly seen in if you have a local zoo or aquarium near you that has a touch tank, you can probably go there and see a cownose ray because they're very popular in those.

Christian: And give them a scritch! They seem to like it.

Ellen: Yeah, yeah! So we have probably quite a few times pet stingrays in different touch tanks all over the place and they have really delightful little personalities. Some of them will even kind of circle around and like, they'll see where your hand is and so like they'll swim on the bottom and then when they get close to your hand they'll come up to the very top so that you can reach them, and they'll like put their little flap out of the water so that you can touch them easier. They actually kind of seem to enjoy it. I don't know if that's just me ascribing my own feelings to them, I might be anthropomorphizing them a little bit, but that's just...

Christian: Well, they're so cute.

Ellen: They're very cute. Very catlike, how like they, they will approach you for you to pet them, but like on their terms. So I also read something that said that a lot of times they'll jump out of the water and smack back down on the top of the water and that it's like a territorial display thing, or they could just be having fun. I don't know. Maybe they just having a good time.

Christian: Beavers do something similar.

Ellen: What, smack the water?

Christian: And it's scary when you're not expecting it!

Ellen: Yeah. Yeah. So stingrays do this big belly flop. And it's really cute. Yeah. So that's my bit on the cownose stingray.

Christian: Thank you honey.

Ellen: You're welcome.

Christian: It's a much better one than mine!

Ellen: See, I've fixed us.

Christian: Alright, well next week, you get the bad ones.

Ellen: I've done some real clunkers. I don't know. After I thought the aye-aye was kind of creepy. It was a weird friend. Oh wait, you did the goblin shark. How come you keep picking all these weird ones?

Christian: I don't know, man!

Christian: Jeez, alright.

Christian: No one even picked this last one. I don't know what I was doing.

Christian: I know, you didn't even have to do this. You did this cause you wanted to, you sadist. All right, well that's all we've got for this week.

Christian: Yay!

Ellen: Um, I would like to go ahead and thank everybody who's been listening to the show and especially everybody who's been recommending us because we have seen a lot of growth over the last couple of weeks and that is really exciting to see. Um, you can connect with us on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram. Just search the title of the show. You'll get there. I trust you. I believe that you can find us. I'm not going to rattle off every single social media handle we have, but, um, if you have an animal species you want to hear us review, you can submit those to us. Either messaging us on social media works, uh, you know, commenting or tagging us on social media works just fine. If you would like, you can email us at thezooofus@gmail.com. A transcript of this episode will be made available at justthezooofus.home.blog, and a final note here, I would like to thank Louie Zong for the use of his song "Adventuring" off of his album Bee Sides.

Christian: It's very good.

Ellen: It's excellent. Yup. So that's all I had for this week.

Christian: Well thank you, honey.

Ellen: Can I even say thank you to you? I can't cause I wish you hadn't done it.

Christian: All right, well thanks for listening everyone.

Ellen: Thank you so much for your time.

Christian: Bye!

Ellen: Byeeee!

13: Aye-aye & Raven

Ellen: Hey there, this is Ellen Weatherford.

Christian: And Christian Weatherford.

Ellen: And you are listening to Just the Zoo of Us, an animal review podcast where we take your favorite animal species and review them and rate them out of 10 in the categories of effectiveness, ingenuity and of course aesthetics. Christian and I are not zoological experts, we're just enthusiasts. We do a lot of research and we try our best to make sure we're giving you information from trustworthy sources.

Christian: Only the trustiest.

Ellen: Only the trustiest.

Christian: And if we do lead you astray, it'll probably be funny. So there's that.

Ellen: So you're welcome. Honestly, you're welcome. Uh, before we get into it, I wanted to give a quick shout out to our podcast buddies over at the Lukky Go Show. They did a really cool segment, a homage to Just the Zoo of Us where they did their own little review of the hippopotamus and it was really delightful and I enjoyed listening to it and they had some really kind words for our show. So go check them out. They are a family-run, actual play tabletop RPG podcast and they are playing a homebrew campaign basically with mechanics based on the Monster of the Week a game system. But they're really cute, so go check them out. If that sounds like something you'd be interested in. All right babe. I think you went first last week. Am I correct?

Christian: I think that is correct.

Ellen: Okay. So it's my turn to go first this week.

Christian: What we got?

Ellen: So this is our 13th episode.

Christian: Oh?

Ellen: The number 13 in many western cultures is perceived as an unlucky number. It is a number of evil. It is a superstitious number.

Christian: It was a, an argument made by Gandalf in the Hobbit. He was like, "Hey, uh, you could leave Bilbo behind, but then you'd only have 13." and then they're like, "ah, you're right. Let's do it."

Ellen: Is that... True? Is that real?

Christian: Basically. Basically they could have been like, "that's superstitious, Gandalf, we're gona go." End of book.

Ellen: Interesting. So yeah, due to the fact that 13 is considered an unlucky number and it's heavily tied with superstition, I thought it would be cool for us to do an episode about two animals that have been tied to superstition and omens of evil. Yeah, so my animal that I've got is the aye-aye!

Christian: What is that, Ellen?

Ellen: The aye-aye's scientific name is Daubentonia Madagascariensis.

Christian: Whoa.

Ellen: That's a long one, huh?

Christian: That's mouthful.

Ellen: Yeah. The aye-aye does fit the theme of this week, but it had been previously requested by our friend Dustin Barnett.

Christian: Very good.

Ellen: Thank you, Dustin for requesting this animal. We're just now getting around to it, but we felt like it would fit the theme really well.

Christian: For sure.

Ellen: So before I get into it, I will let you guys know that the information I've got here, I got mostly from the Duke Lemur Center at the Duke University in North Carolina where they have very many of these little aye-ayes. There aren't very many aye-ayes in captivity., there's only about 50 in the world and the Duke Lemur Center has 9 of them.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: Yes. So they have a lot of information on these dudes. So I'm going to introduce you to our friend the aye-aye. This is a little critter that lives in the trees. It has giant round bug eyes. It has huge bat shaped ears. It has skinny clawed fingers, a long bushy tail, and wiry dark brown or black fur with a gray or white face. So that's what it looks like, if you've never seen one. I'm going to ask you, what type of animal do you think it is? What family of animals do you think it is?

Christian: Ummm... Maybe lemurs?

Ellen: You got it! Yeah. It's an a Lemur family. The taxonomic super family is called Lemuroidea. So it belongs to the family of Lemurs...

Christian: I gotta come clean.

Ellen: Okay. Did you look it up before?

Christian: A moment ago, you mentioned the Duke... something about lemurs.

Ellen: Oh, shoot.

Christian: So I was like, they must be related in some way!

Ellen: Darn. I spoiled it. So they belong to the family of Lemurs. Now lemurs are pretty interesting because they belong to a group of primate species called Prosimians. So these evolved from the same common ancestors as today's monkeys, apes and humans, but they split off earlier. They're still in the primate group, but their evolution split off long before ours did. So of course other relatives to the aye-aye are lemurs and sifakas.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: So those are their little buds. This is actually, it's a little guy, but he's bigger than other nocturnal primates. So they are 14 to 17 inches, or 35 to 43 centimeters. Their tail adds another up to 2 feet. It's a long tail- or 60 centimeters.

Christian: So like, two or three chickens.

Ellen: It's a couple chickens. Yeah. You're so you're going to find these in forests in Madagascar and that's it. Just Madagascar. I'm going to start our rating with effectiveness, which we define as how good the animal is at doing the thing it's trying to do. You can think of this as physical adaptations that the animal has that make it better at doing its thing. Now for the aye-aye, the effectiveness and the ingenuity are closely tied together. And I'll explain why that is. But for effectiveness, I give the aye-aye and 9 out of 10.

Christian: Woah.

Ellen: The aye-aye is highly specialized to use a very unique hunting technique. And this technique is called percussive foraging. Percussive. So this makes sense when you look at their hands, they have these long, skinny fingers with claws on the ends, but particularly their middle finger is much longer and much skinnier than the other fingers. It looks like a twig.

Christian: Okay...

Ellen: There's nothing to it. It's just bone and skin, like... It's very, very skinny. So the reason they have that finger like that, they use that finger to tap on branches. So as they're climbing through the trees and as they're navigating along the way, they're tap, tap, tap, tap, tapping on the branches and they're holding their giant enormous bat ear up to the branch and they're listening very closely to the sound that the tapping makes on the branch. When they hear an echo, they know that the branch is hollow. So there are insects tunneling through that branch. This is like echolocation, basically.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: They know that there are insects tunneling through the branch, so once they hear a spot where the branch is hollow, they use their really, really sharp teeth to rip away the bark and reveal the larvae that are inside. They eat the larvae of the bugs and then they can use that same skinny tapping finger to, kind of like a pipe cleaner, to shimmy it down into the hole that the insects made in the branch and dig around. And then the hook shaped claw at the end of the finger is used to scoop the larvae out.

Christian: I'm already imagining something very creepy in terms of what this thing looks like.

Ellen: Oh, it's horrifying, yes. Yes, it's very creepy. So it's because it does look very skeletal, right? It's very creepy. So this hunting method of like tapping the wood and listening to it, to listen to hear if there's bugs inside, this is actually- another animal that uses this percussive hunting technique are woodpeckers. But there are no woodpeckers in Madagascar, so the aye-aye doesn't have any competition there. But that's really interesting to see that a bird and a primate evolved the same hunting tactic, even though there's none of them in that area. They don't share the same area, but they both kind of figured out the same method of finding insect larvae.

Christian: So I know when woodpeckers do it, it's very loud. How loud is it when the aye-aye does it?

Ellen: I've seen a video of it, it's not very loud.

Christian: Okay. Which, I guess that makes sense that they have to put their head up against it, with their ear?

Ellen: Yeah, they're listening very closely.

Christian: Whereas with the Woodpecker, it's just so loud...

Ellen: The woodpecker is just throwing its face at the tree over and over again. But so they're also using their fingers to feel the branch, to feel like the vibrations from the tapping, but their sense of hearing is very, very, very acute because of their ears are so big. So they're mostly listening, but they're also feeling for vibrations in the branch.

Christian: I guess that gives them a stealth type of advantage, yeah? Because they can be searching for food and not really giving away their position.

Ellen: Yeah. There are some things in that area that will hunt them. There's like fossas and other predators around there that will prey on aye-ayes, but it's not a huge threat to them.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: So they also use that creepy finger for scooping out fruit. They like to eat coconuts and mangoes and stuff like that. They're actually omnivorous. So they'll eat not only bug larvae, but they also eat fruits, nuts, nectar, stuff like that. They'll kinda eat, you know, whatever they can get. Um, so another thing that's really interesting about that creepy finger is that thermal imaging has shown that the aye-aye's middle finger goes completely cold while they're not actively using it. So like, on like a heat sensing video, that middle finger is black. Like no heat. Nothing. Showing that blood flow blood is not flowing to the finger while they're not using it. So when they use it, when they're foraging, like when they're tap tap tapping and stuff, it warms up and it fills with blood.

New Speaker: Huh...

Ellen: Yeah. So that kind of implies that blood flow can be deployed and throttled to that finger at will. People haven't really been able to figure out just quite yet whether it's like a mechanical thing because they curl their finger in when they're not using it, and kind of like when you fold a hose, water doesn't flow through it. Like it could be that, or it could be that like the aye-aye can control blood flow to it somehow, like by like constricting the arteries or something. Haven't really figured that part out yet, but it is interesting. So yeah, the aye-aye kind of has this really, really neat tool built into their hand, so that's really cool. I thought that was neat.

Christian: You know what they could also use it for?

Ellen: What?

Christian: Picking their nose.

Ellen: I guess! So what... What I'm not crazy about with the aye-aye, in other lemurs, they have a cute sort of like, puppy shaped face. Theirs is like waaaaay too similar to human face. Theirs is like right in that uncanny valley. Their nose is not long enough to look like a cute lemur face. It's really unsettling. Don't worry. I'm going to circle back to that in the aesthetics section.

Christian: Yay.

Ellen: We have some things to talk about there. So I wanted to wrap up effectiveness by talking about their teeth. So the incisors of the aye-aye are pretty important for digging out their larval prey. So those teeth never stop growing. They grow continuously, they just grow and grow and grow. This is how rodents do, this is how rodent teeth will grow continually. So this actually caused aye-ayes to be misclassified by some scientists as rodents for a while when they were first discovered. Actually until pretty recently, like taxonomy for the aye-aye has been a little bit up for debate. So, that was my 9 out of 10 for effectiveness for the aye-aye.

Christian: Cool!

Ellen: It's pretty good. Like I said before, ingenuity is tied pretty closely with effectiveness here. I gave them an 8 out of 10 for ingenuity. We define ingenuity at how clever the animal is at coming up with solutions to the problems that faces in its life, so I gave them an 8 out of 10 because I was thinking, I was like, they're not really using tools, but they've kind of made their own tool and they're really good at that. Because it takes some cleverness to be able to figure out, oh, when I make this sound, if I listen, I can listen to the sound it makes back and that'll tell me where my prey is.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: So, you know, I felt like that was just really closely tied to the use of their tapping finger. And there have been some studies showing that they have the capacity to learn how to use tools. So they've been found to use like twigs and vines, but they kind of do it through trial and error. They don't naturally like, seek out tools to use. Not a whole lot is known about their behavior in the wild cause they're really rare and they're, they're nocturnal. And there hasn't been a lot of research done on them in Madagascar. But in more recent years, more resources are starting to be dedicated to researching the aye-aye. So we're starting to learn a little bit more about them. So that's my 8 out of 10 for ingenuity. They're very clever at using their tapping fingers to find their prey. And I think that that itself requires some thinking power.

Christian: Yeah!

Ellen: I thought that that in itself warranted a pretty good ingenuity score.

Christian: Yeah. A pro strat, if you will.

Ellen: It's very- yeah, it's great. Now. Okay, so we're at the aesthetic section and there's a lot going on here. This is a situation. I gave the aye-aye 2 out of 10 for aesthetics.

Christian: Oh, man.

Ellen: I'm so sorry. I've put them with the ranks of the goblin shark.

Christian: Oh, no...

Ellen: And when you see them, you see why. They look like a goblin. They really do. So the aye-aye is just, it's a whole entire head to toe hot mess. I think it looks like an electrified possum that has mange and also anxiety. It's got those bug eyes that like, just stick right out of the head so it looks terrified at all times, and the hair is sticking straight up and it just, it looks like it's stressed out. The skeleton hands really aren't helping either. You just like, stick some creepy claw hands on them and that just makes the whole thing worse. And you know, when we've talked about particularly um, aesthetically unsuccessful animals like the goblin shark and the shoebill, we have given them points for looking like the thing they're supposed to be and being identifiable as that thing. I cannot say this for the aye-aye. I cannot say that it looks like a lemur cause you have to kind of think about it. You have to be like, is it though? Is it?

Christian: Some theater of the mind there.

Ellen: There's some implications going on. So yeah, the aye-aye kind of has it rough in the looks department. Actually, its appearance has factored into its success as a species. Its appearance is kind of playing a role in its conservation status.

New Speaker: Uh oh.

Ellen: Yeah. So the aye-aye is endangered.

New Speaker: Okay...

Ellen: Aye-ayes are often killed on site by some groups of native people in Madagascar. So there's a couple of reasons for this, one of them being that they're known to be pests. Like they won't hesitate to read a village and eat all of their crops. They'll like, get into a crop supply and eat all of their like fruit or something like that.

New Speaker: Okay... This little thing?

Ellen: Yeah. I mean if they find a crop supply, they're gonna, they're gonna have a field day with it.

New Speaker: But they're not that big.

Ellen: No, they're not that big. But they can still put away some- the point being they will eat your fruit.

New Speaker: Sure.

Ellen: But another reason that people don't really love seeing them around is that their deeply unsettling appearance is perceived by a lot of people as an omen of evil. So if one is spotted in or near a village, the presence of an aye-aye dooms a village to a curse of bad luck.

Christian: Oh...

Ellen: Yeah. Often being associated with like an approaching death or something like something bad will happen if you see an aye-aye in or near your village. There have even been stories of some people uprooting and moving an entire village because they saw an aye-aye there.

New Speaker: That's... intense.

Ellen: Yeah. They like, they were like, well, this was nice while we had it I guess.

New Speaker: It's the aye-aye's village now.

Ellen: Yeah. So, a big hassle there. So a lot of people kind of have some negative perceptions of the aye-aye and will kill them. And they're also threatened by, you know, the whole deforestation thing going on in Madagascar.

New Speaker: Sure.

Ellen: There is a lot of deforestation going on over there because of things like the sugar industry and just a lot that's happening. So that is threaten- since these are arboreal animals, the the trees being cut down as is really limiting their habitat so they're not doing so good. Yeah. Now I wanted to wrap up the aye-aye on a positive note. I don't know if this, I wanted to wrap up the aye-aye on a note that I thought would make you laugh. I think you'll find this charming. The Philadelphia Zoo has an aye-aye named Smeagol.

New Speaker: Yay! Okay!

Ellen: And I can't, I got to say that's the most fitting name I've ever heard for an aye-aye.

New Speaker: You're right.

Ellen: It's exactly what they look like.

New Speaker: Woah, we just had two Tolkien references in one segment.

Ellen: That, you know what that means. If we get one more on our punch card, then we get a free lord of the ring. I don't know enough about the franchise to be able to make a good joke. I'm sorry.

Christian: Lords of ring.

Ellen: So, so yeah, that's the aye-aye.

New Speaker: Thank you honey. It's good.

Ellen: It's a good friend. This is literally just like, hey, they look spooky. Don't like that thing. Absolutely not. Good bye. Hate it.

Christian: You know, I bet there's a silver lining to how they look. Probably don't need to worry about them being in the illegal pet trade.

Ellen: Because who would dare? Who would bother? Yeah. This is not a cute, this is not a cute little guy. You're not gonna... You're not gonna see any Instagram accounts of Smeagol the aye-aye.

New Speaker: That's okay. We love them anyway.

Ellen: We do. We love them anyway. You know what? Not all of our friends are pageant queens. They don't have to be winning beauty contest to be our friends. That's it. That's the aye-aye.

Christian: Thanks hun.

Ellen: You're welcome.

New Speaker: Good stuff.

Ellen: Thanks! Okay. Tell us what you have for this special 13th episode.

New Speaker: Yes, so similarly, another animal that is viewed as a, an omen of sorts is the common raven.

Ellen: ...Caw! Caw!

New Speaker: Basically.

Ellen: I don't- we don't have sound effects. We don't have a sound board, so I had to make my own.

Christian: I do actually have some things to talk about how they sound, but I'll get to that. Its scientific name is Corvus corax. My information for this animal will be coming from allaboutbirds.org which I have used previously for birds.

Ellen: We're back for more.

New Speaker: Yeah, and also nationalgeographic.com. So let's talk about what they look like. I think a lot of people will have a basic understanding of what ravens look like. Personally, I find them to look a lot like crows. I would probably have a very hard time differentiating them unless I happen to see one of each next to each other.

Ellen: For the longest time, I thought crow and raven were synonymous. I thought it was just two words for the same animal.

Christian: So they're actually relatives. They both belong to the taxonomic family Corvidae, related to crows, jays and magpies. So, black feathered bird, right. They have this big beak, some describe it as the shape of a Bowie knife and lengthwise, they're 22.1 to 27.2 inches, which is 56 to 69 centimeters.

Ellen: That's a big bird.

Christian: Yeah, they're pretty big.

Ellen: That's really big.

New Speaker: Yeah. So that's one differentiator between them and crows, is that ravens are usually bigger than crows.

Ellen: Okay.

New Speaker: Yeah. Weight, they are 24.32 57.3 ounces or 689 to 1,625 grams.

Ellen: There has to be a better conversion of that. Kilograms?

Christian: Sure, uh, yeah. So 0.6 kilograms to 1.6 kilograms.

Ellen: Thank you. We don't use the metric system often. I'm so sorry to all of our listeners in... Everywhere else in the world that's not here.

Christian: Our bad! Uh wingspan, 45.7 to 46.5 inches or 116 to 118 centimeters. Big wingspan.

Ellen: Big boy!

New Speaker: So like most birds, their wingspan is the biggest dimension on them in terms of length.

Ellen: Absolute unit.

New Speaker: Right. So the common raven, as the name might imply, are found in many, many places. Specifically, all across the northern hemisphere. A lot of the information I'll be talking about are those that are found in North America. They do have subspecies, specifically in North America. They are found in open and forest habitats across western and northern in North America. So they're not actually found in the part of the country where we live.

Ellen: Yeah, I don't think I've seen one.

New Speaker: Right.

Ellen: I've seen lots of crows.

New Speaker: Yeah, for sure. For sure.

Ellen: And I guess for a lot of my life I thought that ravens were the same thing as crows. So I thought I saw ravens all the time, but I didn't. I saw crows.

Christian: Sure, sure. First score: effectiveness. I'm giving the raven a 7 out of 10.

Ellen: Decent.

New Speaker: So first of all, they are excellent flyers. Better flyers than crows. Suck it, crows.

Ellen: Sorry, crows, get stomped on.

New Speaker: So they're known for the aerobatics. They do some pretty fancy dives and rolls in midair. They're actually known to pick things up, fly up with it, drop it, and then catch it as a way of like entertainment.

Ellen: Oh my gosh! They're having fun. That's what I would do if I was a bird.

Christian: And, uh, the next part that I wanted to give them most of their points for with effectiveness is that they'll pretty much eat anything.

Ellen: Oh?

New Speaker: Yeah. So they're technically omnivores. They are known to eat carrion, so that's kind of what they're known for, but also small animals, eggs, insects, grains, berries, pet food, human food, and I guess wolf and sled dog dung

Ellen: ...Ew.

New Speaker: So you thought I was going to say they eat wolves.

Ellen: Yeah! I was like... I know that this is an audio medium, and I'm really sad that our listeners couldn't see the look on my face that I was making as you progressed through that sentence.

Christian: Why has no one talked about the birds that are eating wolves?!

Ellen: That was an emotional roller coaster for me.

Christian: But yeah, so they'll eat pretty much anything. Part of their reputation comes from the fact that they're associated with eating carrion. So this kind of builds into an association with death.

Ellen: Oh, okay. So people see them hanging around dead things, and they're like, oh, it's a bad luck sign.

Christian: Right. That's part of it. Next I'd like to move on to ingenuity. I think I will be giving them a full 10 out of 10 on ingenuity.

Ellen: Clean up ravens!

Christian: Yup. So ravens are extremely intelligent. I have four different things I found that they're pretty good at.

Ellen: Alright.

New Speaker: First up is tool use.

Ellen: Very good. That's kind of the indicator, right?

Christian: Right. There's a popular video I think that goes around on YouTube and Facebook sometimes that shows ravens getting a treat out of a device of some sort. So basicall,y it's a device where they have to use a special tool and it releases their favorite treat. So they've been shown to be able to do that.

Ellen: They're real good at it too.

Christian: Yeah, yeah. So that device, the specifics of that device is different depending on the study. But basically, they can use a special tool to release their favorite treat and eat it. Uh, next up is they're able to plan for the future.

Ellen: Really?

New Speaker: Right. So kind of going back to that special tool release mechanism, if they're offered to pick from a collection of things and one of those things is the special tool, but you're not offering the device with the treat at the same time, they will still pick that special tool.

Ellen: Oh, cause they know they'll need it later!

New Speaker: Yes.

Ellen: What!

Christian: So yeah...

Ellen: It's a surprise tool that'll help us later!

New Speaker: Get my snack later! This works even up to the delay between presentation of the tool and presentation of the treat box where that delay has gone up to 17 hours.

Ellen: What? That's like the next day!

New Speaker: It's intense, right?

Ellen: Yeah. They're like, oh well I'll need this later. Oh my gosh, this, the raven is me playing every video game and I come across literally any item that's not- that I haven't found before and I stockpile 46 of them. No, I'm definitely going to need this healing potion later. I definitely can't use it now.

Christian: So the next thing is bartering.

Ellen: What...

New Speaker: So they can be taught the concept of bartering. So specifically they can be taught to exchange a token of some sort for their favorite treat.

Ellen: They have an economy?!

New Speaker: Well, it's between a human, right.

Ellen: They have economics!

Christian: So like a human can teach them like, hey, if you give me this token, I'll give you your favorite treat.

Ellen: Sure. Huh.

New Speaker: Right?

Ellen: They've learned finance.

Christian: And then the last one is delayed gratification. So this is something a lot of people have a problem with, myself included. If given two choices of an inferior treat that they can have right now, or they can pick the token that they know they can trade later for their favorite treat, they will almost always pick that token.

Ellen: Oh my gosh. Because they know, like, that's better. This is more is it's like they're, they're thinking in their head about value. Like the value of things. It's like this crappy treat is not worth that much to me, but this token is worth very much to me.

Christian: Now the article did say that this particular one is a little open to interpretation because it could be just that the raven more closely associates the token to food than it does the inferior treat.

Ellen: Yeah, but the inferior treat is like, food. Right now. Like, you would expect them to just go straight for the food that they don't have to do anything for. Right?

New Speaker: That's true, that's true. They could just be picky.

Ellen: Yeah. It's just like, it just seems to me more like it's a comprehension of value and like, things having more or less value than other things.

Christian: Right, right. And then another thing that might go into the ingenuity category is that they have the ability to mimic other birds and animals, but also human speech. I couldn't find any support for them being able to actually speak. It seems to just be a mimic type situation. But still interesting, they can mimic the calls of other birds and animals, sometimes just for fun.

Ellen: They seem like they have a lot of personality. They seem like they like to do things their way. They sound like they really just like to have a good time.

Christian: Uh, and so it's usually in captivity that they can mimic human speech. I found one particular video where a raven was taught to mimic the phrase never more.

Ellen: Of course it was.

New Speaker: Right. So being a reference to Edgar Allen Poe.

Ellen: Mhmm. That's, I'm sure that is deeply unsettling to watch.

New Speaker: It is very weird. And they're pretty good at it too.

Ellen: Yeah, that's the creepy bit, right?

Christian: Yeah. So while we're on the topic, the way they sound is a little different from crows. They do still have a caw, but the ravens sound is more musical. It's doing more with the pitch and tone.

Ellen: Huh.

New Speaker: And it kind of sounds, how do I describe it? Gargly, I guess? They have ability to make these funny clicks and...

Ellen: Like uh, gravelly maybe? Like course?

New Speaker: It's interesting. Maybe we can put in a little sample.

Ellen: Raspy? Is raspy the right word?

Christian: No, not really. Uh, I, we can listen to it later. Maybe you can put in a sound bit.

Ellen: We'll try to do that without getting sued.

New Speaker: Maybe. So. Yeah, 10 out of 10 for ingenuity. And lastly aesthetics, I'm giving it a 7 out of 10.

Ellen: Oh...

New Speaker: That's pretty good, I think.

Christian: That's good...

New Speaker: Yeah.

Ellen: I think, I dunno, maybe that's just... *sigh*

New Speaker: So again, completely arbitrary.

Ellen: I know... I just very much like these birds.

New Speaker: They're sleek and black, right? So their entire color palette is black unless you happen to find an albino raven. But the color is actually a little iridescent. So if you, if you happen to see one in direct sunlight, it can kind of take on a purpleish bluish hue.

Ellen: It's so cool.

New Speaker: Yeah.

Ellen: Although it does kind of look oily, it gives them like an oily look.

Christian: True. That's true. Yup. Yup. And like I mentioned earlier, it would be hard for me at least to differentiate them from crows, but maybe that's just because I've never seen a raven in real life. I Dunno. Um, their hatchlings have been described as grotesque gargoyles.

Ellen: Get dunked on. That's so rude. Messy.

Christian: So shots fired, but also still a reference to the whole gothic theme, right?

Ellen: Yeah, this is what you think of when you think of like a gothic aesthetic animal.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah. So some fun facts and some not so fun facts. Uh, the conservation status is of least concern.

Ellen: Great.

Christian: Which makes sense. They're found over a huge swath of the planet.

Ellen: They seem pretty adaptable too, they're pretty good at, you know, making the most of whatever situation they're in.

Christian: So, it turns out there is a reason why they are not in the part of the country where we're at, which is, you know, the southeast of the United States. And this is because as eastern forests were cut down in the 19th and 20th centuries, ravens disappeared from most of eastern North America, but they are beginning to return now that the forest cover regenerates in the northeast at least. So still not anywhere near us, but further up northeast, they're starting to return.

Ellen: Man, we don't get any of the good stuff.

New Speaker: Don't get puffins...

Ellen: We don't get puffins, we don't get ravens. Where's our cool birds?

New Speaker: We don't even get flamingos, really.

Ellen: Which is the crazy thing!

New Speaker: Right?

Ellen: Cause all of our merch has flamingos on it! We don't have them here.

Christian: I read somewhere there are more plastic flamingos, like the lawn ornaments, than there are actual flamingos in Florida.

Ellen: Probably by exponential degrees. We have them at the zoo. They're all up in the zoo.

New Speaker: Yeah. But anyway, different animals.

Ellen: I'm just expressing my feelings.

Christian: Do it. So kind of going back to our whole theme right where the, the unluckiness, the superstition. Since the common raven is found in so much of the world, they are referenced in many, many cultures and religions. A lot of them have kind of similar motifs though. It's usually an association with death because of being carrion-eating birds.

Ellen: Sure.

New Speaker: But also of omens, usually ill omens, but omens in general.

Ellen: Yeah.

New Speaker: I think that comes from their, the way they sound and their ability to mimic.

Ellen: And they're just generally spooky.

New Speaker: Right?

Ellen: They're just generally, they have a spooky kind of vibe to them.

New Speaker: Yep.

Ellen: It's a spooky birb.

Christian: So I mean, obviously Edgar Allen Poe, you know, he found them at least mildly disturbing, to...

Ellen: Well, I mean, he was kind of into that whole scene though. That was kind of his vibe, that whole goth aesthetic was kind of his thing.

Christian: What if he wasn't, and he was just like... What if he wasn't really into it? He was just like, this is the stuff that scares me. And then people were like, "yeah, this is awesome!" he was like, "no, please, no, this is scary!"

Ellen: What if he was like a real softie at heart.

Christian: Um, so like I said, lots and lots of references out there, uh, too much to really pick from. So I just chose one really short Aesop fable.

Ellen: Oh!

Christian: Did I pronounce that right?

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: Um, titled The Crow and the Raven.

Ellen: The Crow AND the Raven?

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: This would have blown my mind if you had told this to me before I knew that they were different animals.

Christian: So it goes, the crow was jealous of the raven whose cry was taken as an omen. Crow tried to mimic the raven, but travelers saw through the ploy and ignored the crow. That's it.

Ellen: End of story? You know, usually like, Aesop's fables have like a, some sort of moral of the story or message to them, but this is just, hey, crow wishes it could.

Christian: I think the moral here is to not try to be something that you aren't,

Ellen: I guess... It's really just dunking on crows. The moral of the story is crow sucks. Raven's great.

Christian: Don't be a crow.

Ellen: Oh Man. That's, that's rough.

Christian: Yup. And then obviously, you know, I think the most recent reference to ravens, of course, is Game of Thrones.

Ellen: Oh, I thought you were going to say Raven Simone from That's So Raven.

Christian: Not quite. Or, Raven from Teen Titans.

Ellen: Oh yeah, her too. Oh yeah. Well, the three eyed raven, right?

Christian: Yeah, yeah. But also they use Ravens as messengers in the

Ellen: Oh yeah. Do they?

Christian: Yeah. They're like-

Ellen: Oh yeah, send a raven.

Christian: Winter's coming.

Ellen: Wintuh is comin'!

Christian: HBO please don't sue us.

Ellen: HBO, ah don't want eht.

Christian: Oh Man. So, uh, those three scores: effectiveness for 7 out of 10, ingenuity 10 out of 10, aesthetics 7 out of 10. That all comes to an overall of an even 8 out of 10.

Ellen: That's a good one! It's a good bird!

Christian: It's a good birb. Good Birb, yeah. I do hope to see them in person someday.

Ellen: I would love to. They seem very spirited. They seem like they have a lot of good personality.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah. And I do recommend folks to maybe check out some videos of ravens. They're funny little dudes.

Ellen: I think. I think on some level they're being funny on purpose.

Christian: Maybe.

Ellen: Good animal. Good job, darlin!

Christian: Thanks honey.

Ellen: You're welcome. All right, well thank you everybody for spending your time listening to our show. We would really like to thank everybody who has been recommending our show to your friends. We've been seeing a lot of growth over the last couple of weeks and we're really excited about that.

Christian: It's been great.

Ellen: It's been so thrilling, so you know, keep it up. Keep letting your friends know about us. We really appreciate it. We have some plans to do some things to give back to our listeners in the future, so stay tuned for updates on that. If you liked what you heard and you want to be our friend, you can connect with us on our Facebook page. We're also on Twitter and Instagram, so all you have to do is search the title of the show and you will find us.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: If you have an animal species that you want us to review, you can submit those to us either via Facebook message or I guess Twitter or Instagram works fine too. Just send us a message on social media or you can email them to us at thezooofus@gmail.com. A transcript of this episode will be made available for your use at justthezooofus.home.blog so if you use transcripts, check those out. Those will be up and available for you. And just our last thing, I would like to wrap up by thanking Louie Zong for the use of his delightful track "Adventuring" off of his album Bee Sides.

Christian: I love listening to that song.

Ellen: We love listening not only to that song but to kind of all of his musical repertoire.

Christian: Very good.

Ellen: It's so good. It's very like chill, upbeat, feel good electronic music and it's just so delightful for any purpose. I recommend putting it on as background music while you're having dinner. It's really nice. Sets a good tone.

Christian: Yeah. For sure.

Ellen: So yeah, thanks everybody for listening. We really appreciate it.

Christian: Yeah, thanks. And y'all stay lucky out there. Avoid those ladders and.. Don't forget to throw salt over your shoulder periodically.

Ellen: Oh... Okay. You had it, you were going so strong for a second there. At first I was like, oh, is this a new sign off? Have we finally come up with what we can commit to? And then, yeah, you took it in a weird direction.

Christian: It's the... the theme...

Ellen: Give your black cat some extra love today.

Christian: They don't deserve all the flack they get.

Ellen: They don't. Actually, you know what? Take it a step further. Go out there, find a black cat. Bring it into your house. That's your black cat now.

Christian: Uh oh. It's a Jaguar. You messed up.

Ellen: How did you do this? How did you pull it- How did you get it into your house?

Christian: This is why you don't walk under ladders.

Ellen: You must have a really big car.

Christian: Alright yall.

Ellen: Alright, thanks everybody.

Christian: Byeee!

Ellen: Byeee!

12: Golden Poison Frog & Tamandua

Christian: Hi everyone, this is Christian Weatherford.

Ellen: And this is Ellen Weatherford.

Christian: And this is Just the Zoo of Us, a podcast where we review your favorite animals by giving them a rating out of 10 in three categories: effectiveness, ingenuity, and aesthetics. I like to think we do a good job of it. We are not zoological experts. We do a lot of research and we try our best to make sure we're presenting information from trustworthy sources.

Ellen: We're doing our best out here.

Christian: Alright honey, who's going first this week?

Ellen: Well, baby, last week I went first and so this week it's your turn.

Christian: Excellent.

Ellen: What you got?

Christian: My animal for this week is the golden poison frog.

Ellen: Okay! Interesting!

Christian: A lot of people are aware of the poison dart frogs, which is really just kind of a term for a whole family of frogs that encompasses a bunch of different species, but I'm specifically talking about the golden poison frog, whose scientific name is Phyllobates terribilis. Is it just me or is that name similar to terrible?

Ellen: How do you spell it?

Christian: T-E-R-R-I-B-I-L-I-S.

Ellen: That pretty much just is terrible.

Christian: Uh, there might be a reason for this, but more to come.

Ellen: I hope that doesn't forbode poorly. Like I hope that's not ominous about what it's rating is going to be.

Christian: Oh Non it is amazing. Um, it's for a different actor for which it is terrible. But anyway, my information for this one is coming from nationalgeographic.com, wou.edu, which is the Western Oregon University website, bbc.com and the Crash Course youtube channel. I'll go more in specifics about that when I get to that subject.

Ellen: Okay. We're going to learn today.

Christian: So basic info for our little froggy friend, their average size is one inch long, or two and a half centimeters about.

Ellen: That's no chickens.

Christian: Like the toenail of a chicken? I don't know. That is the length of a paper clip abouts.

Ellen: Like a jumbo paper clip or like a normal paper clip?

Christian: I don't know what the standardized paper clips are. There might be a difference in metric paperclips and imperial paperclips.

Ellen: Yeah. These are in US Paperclips. Sorry.

Christian: Their location, they are found in a small section of rainforest on the Pacific coast of Colombia. A little fun fact: They have a name for a group of these little critters. They are called an army.

Ellen: Nuh uh!

Christian: Yup.

New Speaker: Oh my God.

Christian: Army of golden poison frogs.

New Speaker: Oh my gosh. That's so good.

Christian: I don't know if that name is specific to this species or if that's more generally used for frogs, but I like it.

Ellen: You know, I'm a real sucker for collective names for groups of animals. I'm so into those. This is great. An army of frogs.

Christian: Maybe a good art... A good art.

New Speaker: This is a great art. This is a prompt for our fan artists out there: army of poison frogs.

Christian: Please give me the art.

New Speaker: One art please. I'll take one.

Christian: Uh, the taxonomic family is the Dendrobatidae. Its notable evolutionary relatives are the other poison dart frogs. So they all belong to the same family. Now let's get into the rating: first up, effectiveness.

New Speaker: What does effectiveness mean, babe?

Christian: So, I like to describe it as in how good are they at the things they're meant to do?

New Speaker: Sure. They got a thing they're trying to do. How good are they at it?

Christian: Yeah, so these are physical attributes, that sort. I'm giving the golden poison frog a full 10 out of 10 on effectiveness.

New Speaker: Perfect score.

Christian: So let's talk about it.

New Speaker: Let's hash this out.

Christian: It is considered to be one of the most toxic animals on the planet.

Ellen: Oh my.

Christian: This is why I specifically chose this species over the others among the poison dart frogs.

New Speaker: A real standout frog.

Christian: Yes. So a two inch frog, or five centimeters, has enough poison to kill 10 grown men.

New Speaker: Oh... My.

Christian: Yes. These little guys are thought to get their poison from the insects that they eat, although no one's entirely sure which insects specifically.

New Speaker: Right, because I feel like there's not an insect around there that has that potent of a poison. Right?

Christian: I think the thought process is there are, but it's built up over time.

New Speaker: Oh, it's like concentrated.

Christian: So like they, the insects themselves might not have it, but over time they do get it.

New Speaker: Okay. So this is concentrated like the sea slug that we talked about in an earlier episode, like stores it in its body and makes it more potent.

Christian: Similar. Similar. So these guys store this poison in glands just beneath the skin.

New Speaker: Oh...

Christian: Yeah. Now here's where it gets interesting, is how the poison works.

New Speaker: It was already interesting, but I can't wait to hear about it.

Christian: So the poison is called a batrachotoxin. I'm going to shorten that to BTX so I don't have to try to pronounce that every time. And this is where I'm getting into that YouTube video I mentioned earlier. Again, it was the Crash Course YouTube channel in this one is basically about the nervous system action potential. So to describe how the poison works, let's first talk about how the nervous system works in general on a happy path.

New Speaker: All right, everybody, get out your bio textbooks. It's time. We're going to class.

Christian: So action potential is basically a difference in charge or the movement of electricity over your nervous system cells. So that's how our whole nervous system works, is the transmission of little tiny electrical signals. You know when you want to move your hand, your brain is sending an electrical signal to your hand to contract those muscles and what have you. So, the way cells do that: inside of the nerve cell, they are negatively charged relative to the outside of them or outside their membranes. This is called the resting state. So when some stimulus happens, let's say we have a nerve cell in my leg and I touch my leg. So that stimulus causes mechanical sodium gates to start allowing sodium ions into the membrane. So now I should mention sodium ions are positively charged. So this starts to increase the charge within this, within the cell.

New Speaker: Making it less negatively charged.

Christian: Correct. So I believe the value is at a resting state, it's at a -70 millivolts. So typically you'll hear volts described into just regular volts, but since this is a small, small magnitude, we're talking millivolts.

New Speaker: Itty bitty.

Christian: Yeah. So it starts to let in those, those sodium ions and eventually it reaches a threshold where it starts to trigger the action potential. So when it reaches a particular charge, I believe the video said it was -55 millivolts, so this causes voltage-gated sodium gates to open. So voltage-gated means, you know, these are responding to the relative voltage rather than a mechanical stimulus. So when that voltage reaches that threshold, the sodium gates open, allowing even more sodium ions in.

New Speaker: Oh okay.

Christian: Yeah, so then eventually your charge becomes positive. It spikes. So that's the action potential. So now we went from a polarized state to a depolarized state where we have a positive charge. Now to go back, or to repolarize, the sodium gates close and potassium gates open, potassium is another positively charged ion. So the potassium starts to flow out of the membrane, reducing the charge again.

New Speaker: So the positively charged potassium leaving is extracting positive charge from the cell, making it less positively charged and bringing the charge back down into the negative that it needs to be at.

Christian: Right. So just keep in mind, sodium and potassium are both positively charged ions. When this happens, the potassium gates open, letting out potassium, the sodium gates close, no longer allowing sodium in. Eventually this goes a little bit too negative. So this is called hyperpolarization. So to correct this hyperpolarization, the membrane has these things called sodium potassium pumps. And what these are doing is they're releasing sodium ions and pulling back in potassium ions to balance us back out to the original resting charge.

New Speaker: Back to normal.

Christian: Yeah. So that whole cycle takes less than a millisecond.

New Speaker: That's very fast.

Christian: Yes. And then so what's happening here with your nervous system is, you know, these are happening in rapid succession and one part is kicking off the next until it travels all the way up to where it's going: your brain. Or from your brain to the, I guess, muscle or limb or what have you.

New Speaker: This is like causing a chain reaction all the way up to your brain and back.

Christian: Right. So here's where the poison comes in. What BTX does, it interferes with your body's ability to transmit electrical signals by binding to voltage-gated sodium channels. Those are the gates that are letting in sodium. So it's binding to those voltage gated sodium channels in your muscles and nerve cells. It makes it so the sodium channel stay open.

New Speaker: So they're bringing in a lot more sodium than they need to.

Christian: Right. So, so the channel is just letting in sodium and never closing. So what that does is it throws off that cycle of going from polarization to depolarization and back and forth. So that's either stopping the cycle or slowing it down tremendously. And that effect is irreversible.

New Speaker: Oh, there's no... Cure?

Christian: There's just no way to, once it's open, there's, there's no way to close it.

New Speaker: Oh Geez. That's very permanent.

Christian: Yes. So what this causes is numbness, paralysis, fibrillation, arrhythmia, and heart failure.

New Speaker: None of those are good.

Christian: No.

New Speaker: None of those are what you want.

Christian: So death, basically.

New Speaker: You die, immediately.

Christian: I don't know about immediately, but...

Ellen: Every second that you're not yet dead, you wish you were.

Christian: Well, you won't be able to feel anything is the thing.

New Speaker: Oh, I guess, yeah if you're numb. I guess.. .

Christian: It's probably, I mean, you're still emotionally...

New Speaker: Dead.

Christian: I don't know.

New Speaker: You're dead inside.

Christian: But yeah. That's the batrachotoxin.

New Speaker: Nice.

Christian: Scary stuff, yeah?

New Speaker: If you're going to have a defense mechanism, want that one to be it, Huh?

Christian: Yeah.

New Speaker: That's some intense biochemical warfare.

Christian: Yeah, yeah. And I'm sorry if that was a very wordy description of what was going on, but I thought it was a little interesting.

Ellen: Hey, yeah. Once you get into the inner workings of the body and the really complicated mechanisms that are at work in your cells, it gets just mindblowingly fascinating.

Christian: Yeah. So the frogs themselves are immune to this, to their own poison.

New Speaker: I would hope so!

Christian: And the way they do this is because they've evolved voltage-gated sodium channels that are unaffected by the toxin.

New Speaker: Good idea.

Christian: Yeah. And then my next point for effectiveness is their coloration itself warns predators of the toxicity, and this is pretty common in the animal kingdom. And the phrase that describes this is actually called aposematic coloration. I thought that was pretty interesting.

Ellen: Yeah. Cause at that point if you do eat them and get poisoned and die, it's kind of your fault.

Christian: Although, there are animals that will show these kinds of colorations but not actually have poison or venom to back it up.

New Speaker: Bluff. Bluff move.

Christian: Yeah. So a good example of that in Florida is the difference between the coral snake and the milk snake. Right.

Ellen: That's so shady and sly that they would do that. That's so rude. Honestly, they couldn't be bothered to make their own venom, do they just copied another one. Hey, uh, can I copy your homework?

Christian: Oh, you know what though, this is a good segue to talk about the difference between something that his venomous versus something that is poisonous.

New Speaker: Yes.

Christian: So you would describe something as venomous when they have a toxin that comes along with a delivery system.

New Speaker: It's put in you.

Christian: Yeah. So, this is something that has things that will bite you in deliver that toxin, whereas something that is poisonous, you would have to usually ingest or come into contact with it, like in skin contact. So that's the difference between something that is venomous versus something that is poisonous. So that is the, that is the effectiveness. Again, 10 out of 10. And if you are interested in learning more about how that works at the biological level and you want to hear it described much better than I did, again, that is the Crash Course Youtube channel. Check them out. Next category: Ingenuity. I'm giving them a standard 6 out of 10.

New Speaker: It's just a frog.

Christian: This is a predator....

New Speaker: It's just the little dude- are they a predator?

Christian: I mean they go after insects and stuff.

New Speaker: Oh yeah, that's, yeah. I guess... They're an apex Predator, right? What's coming for 'em?

Christian: Well, I mean, they are in rainforest. So, so one little point I put here is their toxicity is not exactly on purpose, right? I think it just happened. Like, they like to eat these things and like, oh hey! Now I'm dangerous as all get out!

Ellen: Luck of the draw. They got dealt a great hand.

Christian: And they were also immune to the effects because any other animal would be like, "yeah, I love these crickets- uh!" Another point I gave them for ingenuity: they lay their eggs in moist areas and then as they develop into tadpoles, the parents move them into bodies of water.

New Speaker: Ohhh.

Christian: Yeah. That's all I really had for ingenuity. 6 out of 10.

Ellen: That's like a little bit more like maternal instincts than you might expect from an amphibian.

New Speaker: Right?

New Speaker: Although, I have seen some really cool documentaries on like, I don't know if it was on Planet Earth, I think it was on the BBC series Life following the journey of this little rainforest frog, how she's laid her tadpoles up in this tree, this really, really tall tree. But she has to come back to feed them like every single day. So she, but she laid them all in all these different trees so she has to spend her whole day like, climbing up a tree, feeding her baby, climbing back down the tree, going to a different tree, climbing up, feeding her baby, climbing back down and the frog is like, the size of like a penny. So she's like, it takes her all day long to feed all of her babies. There are some surprisingly good frog moms out there.

Christian: How cute. Aesthetics wise, I'm giving it an 8 out of 10.

New Speaker: They're pretty.

Christian: Yeah, they're cute. Very cute. Although with what I know about them, I have to describe them as cute but scary.

Ellen: Yeah, they're cute and endearing in a way that is deceptive. It makes you think, oh, I really want to handle that. Don't do it. You'll die.

Christian: Um, so- oh, you mentioned the color earlier. So of course they can be yellow, but also they can also be orange or pale green.

New Speaker: What!

Christian: Yeah. Kind of depending on where specifically they're found. Oh, cool. They also have these little black accents throughout their body. I've seen pictures of one where it has black accents on its lips where it kind of looks like it's making a kissy face.

Ellen: Oh, my goodness. Too cute. I really like the color combo of yellow and black.

Christian: It's very good.

New Speaker: That's always a, that's always a powerful color combo.

Christian: For sure. So, that is a 10 out of 10 in effectiveness, a 6 out of 10 in ingenuity and an 8 out of 10 in aesthetics, which comes up to an overall 8 out of 10.

Ellen: This is a good frog.

Christian: Good Frog.

New Speaker: This is better than our frogs that we have here.

Christian: Not for eating, though.

New Speaker: Nooo.

Christian: Don't do it.

New Speaker: Specifically don't do that. Although you know what, as a self defense mechanism, poisoning its predator, if it is eaten doesn't really save the frog from being eaten, does it?

Christian: Not really. Yeah.

New Speaker: Like that's really just out of spite. You've already been killed and eaten.

Christian: Yeah. Something about evolution in there somewhere.

New Speaker: You are already dead.

Christian: Conservation status: these little guys are in are endangered.

New Speaker: Oh no...

Christian: So because they're found in a very specific rain forest, and of course, you know rain forests in general are having a very hard time with loss of habitat...

New Speaker: Yeah. Things aren't going great.

Christian: Yeah. A little interesting fact, since their toxicity is derived from their diet in the wild specimens taken from the wild man just kind of fed pet store food or what have you, will eventually lose their toxicity.

New Speaker: Hey, how do you test that?

Christian: Not Confidently.

Ellen: Hey, yeah, um, here's this, um golden poison frog. It's like the most toxic thing in the world and if you touch it, you could die, but we're pretty sure... We've had it in the shop for like a couple months now. I don't know. It's probably fine.

Christian: But what this also means is those born in captivity don't have it to start with.

Ellen: Oh. Well, there you go. That's how you do it.

Christian: Yup. A synthetic version of one of the poison's compounds has been developed that has a promise as being a powerful pain killer.

Ellen: Well, now that's not what you would've thought.

Christian: Yeah. I mean, I guess just they wanted just the numbness part, but none of the death part.

Ellen: Listen, you can't have your cake and eat it too, guys.

Christian: And then lastly, of course, the namesake of a poison dart frogs in general. So for this particular one, they were used by Columbia's Embera tribe. They regularly use the poison to coat third blow darts to hunt with.

New Speaker: Oh, so this is a real thing?

Christian: Yeah. This is a real thing. Not all frogs that are referred to as poison dart frogs have been used this way, but this is one species that has definitely been used that way.

New Speaker: Wow...

Christian: Unfortunately though, to get the poison from the frog, they have to, I'm just going to say induce pain to the frog. I'm not going to go into very much detail there, it's kind of a bummer, but we'll just keep it at that.

New Speaker: No bad vibes.

Christian: Yeah. So they have to stress out the frog so that it is secretes the poison and then they'll coat the dart with it. Yeah. So, that is the golden poison frog.

Ellen: I feel like this frog is way, way, way cuter than the 40,000 frogs we have in our backyard.

Christian: That's true.

New Speaker: Oh, were you inspired to do this animal by the 40,000 frogs we have in our backyard?

Christian: No, I was just kind of perusing our list and kind of caught my eye. But also the Jacksonville Zoo has a couple of, I guess poison dart frogs.

Ellen: I don't think they are the golden ones though. They're little like green and blue and stuff.

Christian: Yeah, yeah. They're really cute though.

New Speaker: Ah, they are cute.

Christian: It's funny, they're in this really big enclosure so you really have to try to find them. Like, looking.

Ellen: Yeah cause they're in there with the... Some type of boa, right? It's like a rainbow...? It's a big snake that's in there, but it is kinda hard trying to find these teeny little frogs in a big old cage.

Christian: Yeah. But when you do, it's a good experience.

New Speaker: It's a nice little treat.

Christian: Yeah. Alright, so what do you have for us this week?

Ellen: This week I have an animal that actually I had never heard the name of until it was brought to my attention. This animal is called the tamandua. The scientific name of this species is to Tamandua tetradactyla. This animal was submitted to us by Miranda Lowery. Miranda has experience working with this animal. So lots of firsthand experience. We had some, some really interesting input from Miranda.

Christian: Oh, exciting!

New Speaker: Yes! So thank you very much Miranda, for your contribution to this episode. Now the rest of the information that I'm getting is from the San Diego Zoo and the Smithsonian National Zoo.

Christian: Very good.

Ellen: Yes. So the tamandua is a small anteater. This is actually a type of anteater. It's related to the giant ant eater. So the tamandua is a small anteater with a long, skinny snout, a chunky body and a long muscular tail. Yup. The digits on their feet are these long, sharp claws and they have very dense fur. The fur is a blonde or a light brown with black markings in the shape of a vest, so black markings that go like around the arms and onto the back. It looks like a vest.

Christian: I'm imagining an animal that likes to hug, for some reason.

New Speaker: So, it would look that way. It does a thing that makes it look like that, but... Don't.

Christian: Oh, is it T-posing?

New Speaker: Kind of, is the thing! I'll get to it, I'll get to it, I'll get to it!

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: The adult size of the tamandua is 2 to 3 feet, that's 53 to 88 centimeters for our metric listeners with an additional one to two feet in the length of the tail. So yeah, a good, a good length tail. You're going to find these in forests and jungles in South America. There's actually two species of tamanduas. There's the northern and the southern. This is the southern one. The taxonomic order of these dudes is Pilosa, this order includes anteaters as well as sloths.

Christian: Okay.

New Speaker: So they're all kind of related. Obviously, they're more-

Christian: It's the toe thing, isn't it?

New Speaker: Yeah, the claw toes? Yeah. Obviously they're more closely related to the anteaters than the sloths, but they're all part of the same order. Yep. So this is, they're a cousin to the giant anteater, which is the one that you're probably more familiar with. It's gray and has the long fluffy tail and it's huge.

Christian: This is a biggun.

Ellen: Yeah, that's a big animal. Much bigger than I always thought they were. The tamandua is like a more... A little one. It's compact. So, I'm using the same rating system. I'm going to get started with effectiveness. I gave it a 7 out of 10.

New Speaker: Okay.

New Speaker: So the tamandua spends most of their time in trees, which is why they have those big powerful claws. Those long claws help them climb and grip branches. So, these big strong claws are really great for climbing trees, busting open termite mounds, they can just kind of, rarr, like dig right into it and bust up the termite mounds to get the termites inside. And they're also good for defending themselves. But unfortunately those big giant claws make walking on the ground really difficult. And it does have to walk on the ground sometimes. Not all the time, but sometimes.

Christian: I mean, that's where the termites are right?

New Speaker: Right. So they're like mostly arboreal. I saw a figure that said they spend about 60% of their time in the trees, but they do have to spend a lot of time on the ground so they don't walk so good on the ground.

Christian: Like, I eat... Now I tree.

New Speaker: Yeah, now tree goodbye. So, when they do walk on the ground, since they have those long claws, they have to curl their claws inward, which means they have to walk on the outside edges of their feet so that their claws don't like, mess their paws up. I don't know if you'd call those paws. Hands? That sounds weird.

Christian: Uh, arm... pads.

Ellen: They're um, appendages. This having to walk on the outside edges of their feet makes them really slow and clumsy when they're not in a tree.

Christian: Poor babies.

New Speaker: Yeah, they're slow in general. Like even when they are in the trees, they are in no hurry. You can really kind of see the resemblance to their sloth cousins.

Christian: What a weird motif.

New Speaker: They're just chill. They're very chill. They're on their own time, man.

Christian: I guess...

New Speaker: They got no schedule. So when they are in the trees, they do have the advantage of having a long, muscular prehensile tail.

New Speaker: Okay.

New Speaker: So the tail is hairless along the bottom and at the end of it. It looks like a rat's tail. You know how rat's tail is bald and it has that skin that's like very rough and it looks scaly? That's how the end of a tamandua's tail looks and all along the bottom of it, it has no hair on it. This helps them grip better.

Christian: Puppy kind of looks like that sometimes.

New Speaker: Sometimes when she has allergies, don't make fun of Puppy! You be nice to my dog.

Christian: Love you, Puppy, wherever you are.

New Speaker: So the bald part of their tail looks a lot like a rat's tail, which some people find really gross and unsettling to look at. But I've never had any problem with it. When I used to have pet rats, I didn't mind their tails.

Christian: For me, it's that same thing as a naked cats. I don't know.

Ellen: Now, I do think those are very cute!

Christian: See, it must be a common thing then.

New Speaker: Maybe it's just a weird thing where you don't like to see like bald animals or something.

Christian: Ahh, that's normally covered in hair! Go away.

Ellen: Anyway, so they use their tail for holding onto tree trunks or branches, but they also use it to brace themselves when they stand up on their hind legs. So they use it as kind of a balance. So when they do stand up on their hind legs they can lean back on their tail and it turns them into kind of like a tripod so they can balance better.

Christian: So is standing up on their hind legs something they do often, or?

Ellen: Sometimes, yeah. Yeah. So I'll, I'll get into that in just a second.

Christian: Okay.

New Speaker: They've got that long, long, long snout. Inside of that long, long, long snout is a sticky barbed tongue that is around 16 inches or 40 centimeters long. This is- yeah, that's a lot of tongue.

Christian: That's like half its body.

New Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. It's way up in there. This is perfect for snagging insects cause it's long, it's skinny, it can get into like ant burrows, it can get into like ant hills and termite mounds and stuff. It can get into logs and get way up in there and bugs. Perfect for what they need it for. Right?

Christian: Yeah.

New Speaker: So in the aardwolf episode- I feel kind of bad cause I've talked about like three insectivores in a row, and even you just talked about a frog. So like that's another one. Like we are really just trashing on bugs.

Christian: The world's food thing.

New Speaker: Yeah. Sorry guys. If only there weren't so many of them. Um, so in the aardwolf episode I talked about how the aardwolf has really, really small teeth and it mostly chews anything that it needs to chew using its stomach. So the tamandua takes that idea and leans into the concept and really kind of takes it to its logical conclusion by having no teeth at all. None, not a tooth in their skull. Miranda says, "we always tell guests anything with a mouth can bite. But these guys are an exception." Miranda says, "their mouths are only big enough for their tongue, so about the size of a pencil, and they don't have any teeth." So they can't bite, the can't chew. It's just tongue in there and that's all.

Christian: Probably gross you out pretty quick. Oh, here's this big tongue. Oh No.

New Speaker: Yeah, it makes me think of Lickitung, the Pokemon. So yeah, no teeth. None. But they do have that like muscular stomach that grinds up their food for them. Yeah. So like why do you need, well you don't, you don't need teeth at that point.

Christian: Do they do that thing where they eat rocks where the rocks help them digest or... I guess they can't because, I mean...

Ellen: There's no room! How are you going to get a rock in there? So yeah, while they're eating all of these ants and termites and stuff like that, they have course dense fur that protects their skin from being bitten. They have a little bit of defense there. It looks soft. Whenever I look at pictures of them, they have that very lightly colored fur and it looks like it would be soft and pleasant to touch, but it is not.

Christian: Makes sense.

New Speaker: It's because it's very coarse and wirey. It doesn't look that way, but oh well. It looks inviting to touch. But there's part of my brain that thinks, oh my gosh, it looks so soft, I want to pet it. And there's another part of my brain that has touched actual animals before and it's telling me like it's definitely not soft, do not touch it.

Christian: Disappointment ahead.

New Speaker: So I want to talk about their perceptive abilities a little bit. I took some points off their effectiveness for their very, very poor vision.

Christian: Oh no...

New Speaker: They have very small eyes, their eyes are teeny tiny.

Christian: What are these, eyes for ants?

Ellen: They are! They have teeny tiny eyes and they don't see very well at all. In their defense they are mostly nocturnal and they navigate mostly with their hearing and their sense of smell. So sight isn't really very important to them anyway.

Christian: Okay.

New Speaker: But still, why limit yourself? You know like why do that to yourself? But so yeah, they've kind of neglected their eyesight. However, they do have a really strong sense of smell. So Miranda says, "one time we gave them a log for enrichment just to play with and they attacked it. There were apparently termites inside of it that we had no clue were there, but the tamanduas were able to smell them."

Christian: Oh. So they thought, oh, here's some decoration. But he was like, oh yeah! Snack!

Ellen: Yeah. So it was supposed to be just like a toy, like a, a fun like thing for them to maybe like, roll around and play with a little bit. But surprise! Treats! Yeah. So that, I thought that was pretty neat. They were able to smell the termites inside of the log. So yeah, they, they clearly have very good sense of smell.

Christian: Awesome.

New Speaker: Now I want to wrap up effectiveness by talking about their self defense. They have a pretty unexpected method of self defense...

Christian: Is this the T-pose?

New Speaker: Well that's part of it. But first, another one: when threatened, tamanduas will release an extremely stinky spray from their anal glands.

Christian: Awwwww....

New Speaker: The smell is four to five times as powerful as a skunk's...

Christian: WHY.

New Speaker: And acts as a deterrent to predators.

Christian: Man...

New Speaker: Yeah. So they have a stink bomb spray. That's how they protect themselves. So I mean you thought your golden poison frog had biochemical warfare cornered.

Christian: I might be dead, but I can't smell bad.

New Speaker: Yeah. The tamandua just makes you wish you were dead. So if that doesn't work and they do need to fight, tamanduas will stand up on their hind legs, spread their arms out to make themselves appear larger, and swing their front claws for self defense.

Christian: So they Bey Blade at you.

New Speaker: So if you've been on the Internet for more than like 45 seconds during the last, I dunno, 15 years, you have seen a picture of a tamandua doing this in the Come At Me Bro meme.

Christian: Ohhhh, okay. So that's where my visualization came from. Okay.

Ellen: Yeah. It's the Come At Me Bro, uh, Tamandua. That's what that is.

Christian: I mean, accurate caption.

New Speaker: Yeah. Cause that's what they're doing. Yeah. They're really, they're trying to make themselves look bigger. Right? They're trying to make themselves look more intimidating, but they're also ready to go. They've got their, their claws ready.

Christian: I mean the intimidation thing is a solid strat.

New Speaker: Right.

Christian: And people say to do that with what, mountain lions or something?

New Speaker: Bears, pretty much anything that's trying your life. But the tamandua has like, the actual weaponry to back up.

Christian: Are you saying these guns aren't weapons??

Ellen: Yeah, you can come catch these hands. So yeah, that's my 7 out of 10 for the tamandua, they are just kind of living their life.

Christian: Okay, okay.

Ellen: Now, for ingenuity, I gave them a 6 out of 10 which is lower than I think I typically give mammals. I think mammals usually kind of have a little bit more development in their brain and usually exhibit more like, social tendencies and like tool use and, and interaction and communication with each other and have like other little intellectual behavioral adaptations that they've made. And the tamandua is just kind of doing... It's not, not really a whole lot going on up in there. Really. Not a lot going on intellectually.

Christian: They go for food...

Ellen: They eat the food, end of list.

Christian: No more log.

Ellen: Yeah. Really, I thought there was going to be more, there's not. I gave them a 6 out of 10 cause they don't seem particularly stupid, but they just don't really seem too bright either.

Christian: Gonna eat ants and then fart all over you. That's their bio.

Ellen: Now I will tell, I will say that since they are nocturnal, who knows? Maybe like, maybe in the dark, in the nighttime, maybe they're, I don't know, doing rocket science or something. Maybe they're like, secret geniuses under the cover of night, but I don't really have anything to back that up so I gave them a just kind of a 6 out of 10.

Christian: Okay. That's fair.

Ellen: Yeah, I mean that's the best I could give them. All right. That brings us to aesthetics. My personal favorite category, 8 out of 10.

Christian: Now, hold on.

Ellen: So, solid animal- what? You think more or less?

Christian: I was thinking less. Doesn't-

Ellen: What?!

Christian: The, I don't know. Does the fart bomb thing count as aesthetic?

Ellen: Well, no! You can't- you can't... When you're looking at a picture of these dudes, you cannot see how bad they smell.

Christian: Not yet.

Ellen: I don't think that should count against them. You don't see a stink cloud following them around in the picture.

Christian: You tell that to the Peanuts.

Ellen: You don't see little wavy lines coming off of their bodies. They look cute!

Christian: Alright.

Ellen: So, long boi, first of all. Long boi. Something really cute about them that I think is great is that their ears, they have big, surprisingly large ears and their ears stick straight out to the sides of their head... like Shrek's ears, like stick straight out.

Christian: You can't invoke that name.

Ellen: So yeah, it's very- I really like their ears. I like their face. They have the long sort of curved looking face. I would give them the best dressed award. You're bringing a black vest to the table? Like, that's good.

Christian: Oh, it's a black tie event, hmm- *fart sounds*

Ellen: I wish I hadn't told you about the fart bombs

Christian: My opinion of them has changed forever.

Ellen: Oh my gosh. Yeah.

Ellen: I mean they're cute. Look at a picture of 'em. He's a cute little dude.

Christian: Yes, I will concede that.

Ellen: Yeah. So 7 out of 10 for effectiveness, 6 out of 10 for ingenuity, and 8 out of 10 for aesthetics brings us to a 7 out of 10 for the tamandua.

Christian: Very good.

Ellen: Yes. I like this animal. Their conservation status is of least concern.

Christian: Really?

Ellen: That's not to say that they're common. They're still pretty rare, but their population isn't like,3 in a sort of dangerous state or anything. Their population is, is not...

Christian: Well, I guess part of their rarity comes from being nocturnal and probably in rain forests.

Ellen: You're not going to see them like, around super often or anything, but their population trends aren't currently any cause for concern. Now some people who live in the Amazon region will keep tamanduas around as pest control.

Christian: I would too.

Ellen: So just let 'em like chill- Now, you say you would...

Christian: Oh. Yeah.

Ellen: But consider for a moment, letting one into your home.

Christian: Nah.

Ellen: You're not getting that security deposit back. I'm so sorry. That house is going to need to be torn down and rebuilt.

Christian: That is an outside tamandua.

Ellen: Yes, that is an outside friend. You're not going to be letting that one on your couch.

Christian: But, if it starts clawing at the side of your house though, then you're- then you know what's up.

Ellen: Yeah, that's true. It's a little termite detection. You know how like, around here we have like pest control agencies that have like a little beagle for their mascot and they like walk a little beagle around and the beagle will like, I dunno, do something to indicate that there's termites there? You can have that with the tamandua that like suddenly start digging at the ground. That'd be pretty cute. So yeah, some people keep them around to control their bug populations, which I think is pretty cool. But unfortunately, they are sometimes hunted by humans or killed by humans. So, for a couple of reasons: First of all, there is an incorrect belief by some people in the area that tamanduas kill dogs.

Christian: Really?

Ellen: Yes. Some people think they kill dogs. They obviously do not. They pose no threat to dogs. They don't really pose a threat to anybody for any reason.

Christian: Unless you're an ant.

Ellen: Unless you're an ant, then this is public enemy number one. But so yeah, if you're a dog, you're fine. But so sometimes people will kill them thinking they're protecting their dogs even though they don't pose a threat. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where that idea came from, but also in the tamandua's tail, they have these tendons, these really, really strong tendons that people will use to make rope.

Christian: Huh.

Ellen: Yeah. That's a weird one, right? You can just, I guess you can tie them together and make rope with it.

Christian: That's weird...

Ellen: Yes. It's very weird.

Christian: I really want strong shoelaces.

Ellen: Yeah. But people will a hunt tamanduas, I guess for the tendons in their tails.

Christian: Alright then...

Ellen: Yeah. So I mean, that is to say, you know, people will sometimes pose a threat to them, but for the most part tamanduas are secretive and hard to find enough that that's not usually that much of a problem. Just don't do that.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Don't do that. Come on guys, be cool for like a second. So I'll wrap up the tamandua with a closing quote from Miranda. Miranda says, "They were one of my favorite animals to work with. Cleaning up after them was awful because they smell so bad and they're bright orange urine stains, everything. But they're super sweet and fun."

Christian: Oh No...

Ellen: I didn't know where else to put the bright orange urine, so I just put it in the closing remarks! I didn't think that really factored positively or negatively into anything, but I just wanted you to know about it. I really wanted to make sure that you knew about the bright orange urine.

Christian: Why is this meme lord the way it is?

Ellen: Yeah, so, that's the tamandua.

Christian: Well thank you. Mostly.

Ellen: We had a couple of unsettling uh, kind of disturbing animals?

Christian: Rainforest is scary.

Ellen: Oh yeah. This, these were a couple of rainforest terrors, huh?

Christian: Mmhmm. We should probably just leave the rainforest alone.

Ellen: Sorry for the, um, challenging content that we've given you in this episode.

Christian: Crazy.

Ellen: All right. That wraps things up for us this week. Thank you so much for joining us. If you liked what you heard today, you can connect with us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, all those good things by searching the title of the show. That should bring you right to us.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: If you have an animal species you want to hear us review, you can submit those to us either via Facebook message. You can tweet at us, get at us on social media, you can-

Christian: Stop us on the street.

Ellen: Stop us on the street. Best of luck finding- Yeah. Good luck trying to catch me walking down the street. In Florida? In the summer? I don't think so.

Christian: I mean, just stop anyone you find talking about animals, it's probably us.

Ellen: Stop any man with red beard that you find, or woman with dark hair and glasses. It's definitely us. Um, yeah, so don't do that. But if you can also submit your animal species to us at thezooofus@gmail.com that's our email address. Christian hates it.

Christian: I hate it so much.

Ellen: I'm sorry.

Christian: We're gonna get our own domain name.

Ellen: A transcript of this episode will be made available at justthezooofus.home.blog. So if you are deaf or hard of hearing or have sensory processing needs or you, maybe English is not your first language and you prefer to read along, if for whatever reason you find transcripts helpful, they will be made available on our blog. And the last thing I want to say is I want to thank Louie Zong for the use of his song "Adventuring" off of his album Bee Sides.

Christian: So good, I was jamming out to it the other day.

Ellen: We sure were, we were listening to it and made some really good dinner music.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: Yeah. Alright darling, another wonderful episode.

Christian: We did it!

Ellen: We did it. Did Great. Great job, sweetie.

Christian: Until the next animals.

Ellen: ...What?

Christian: Like, until next time, but...

Ellen: Yeah, but that sounded weird.

Christian: OKAY BYE

11: Meerkat & Warthog

Ellen: Hey there friends, this is Ellen Weatherford.

Christian: And this is Christian Weatherford.

Ellen: And you are listening to Just the Zoo of Us, the animal review podcast where we take your favorite animal species and rate them out of 10 in the categories of effectiveness, ingenuity, aesthetics.

Christian: We are not zoological experts.

Ellen: Not at all.

Christian: We do a lot of research and try our best to make sure we're presenting information from trustworthy sources, so if we misstate something or just flat out get something wrong, please tell us and we will fix it.

Ellen: We'll make it right.

Christian: Yes. We dunk on ourselves. We can take dunks from others.

Ellen: This is episode 11 and this is a very special episode. I hope you all have your permission slip signed because we're going on a trip to the zoovies. Ahhh! We got this idea from our friend Krystina Sanders who asked that for the week of the release of the remake of the Lion King, we do a Lion King themed episode and I thought that was a fantastic idea.

Christian: For sure.

Ellen: So I put it to a poll a few weeks ago and I asked you fine folks what animal pairing you were most excited to see in the Lion King, and the answers you gave were Timon and Pumbaa.

Christian: It wasn't Animal McAnimalFace?

Ellen: Stop.

Christian: What with the Internet polls?

Ellen: It wasn't, it was a closed poll, by the way. I did not allow people to submit their own options for that exact reason. Thwarted. So I asked you fine folks which animal power duo you were most excited to see in the Lion King, you said Timon and Pumbaa, for that reason, this week's episode is about the meerkat and the warthog.

Christian: Yeah boy.

Ellen: We are bringing you real life Timon and Pumbaa this week. So if you've ever wanted to know more about these cute little animals you're seeing on the screen, we're here to tell you about them.

Christian: I believe you're first, dear.

Ellen: I am. Last week Christian went first, so this week it's my turn. I have the meerkat, also known as, I didn't know this, another name for the meerkat is the suricate.

Christian: Oh!

Ellen: Yeah, I didn't know that. That comes from the scientific name for the meerkat, which is Suricata suricatta.

Christian: Oh, interesting.

Ellen: Yeah, it's a fun, catchy little name. So I'm getting my information on the meerkat from the Smithsonian National Zoo as well as the San Diego Zoo. As an introduction to the meerkat, this animal is about 10 to 14 inches long, or 25 to 35 centimeters. It's about a chicken and a half, maybe.

Christian: This, this again.

Ellen: So that is just the length of the meerkat from the tip of the nose to like, their butt basically.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: The tail adds an additional 7 to 10 inches, or 20 to 25 centimeters.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: So the tail is like almost half of the length, the meerkat's body.

Christian: But the tail is usually, what, pointed... like, up?

Ellen: Yeah, they're usually, yeah, they're usually like having it -They're like holding it angled in such a way that, but anyway, they have a long tail. So this is basically a little, uh, weasel. It's a little long-shaped, pointy-nosed little dude. It looks like, looks like a rodent, really. You're going to find meerkats in southern Africa in dry grasslands. The taxonomic family they belong to is called Hermestidae, and that is the Mongoose family.

Christian: Okay, I can see that resemblance, yeah.

Ellen: Yeah, so they're actually like a part of the mongoose family. So they're, they're cousins of other types of mongooses. Now, so this family, herpestidae is also part of the Feliformia suborder, which I mentioned last week in the segment on the aardwolf. This is another one of those animals that's actually more closely related to cats than like dogs or anything like that. I'm going to draw some other parallels between the meerkat and the aardwolf throughout the show, and you'll, you'll see why.

Christian: Cool.

Ellen: They're not like closely related or anything, but they're both part of the Feliformia family. So I'm gonna kind of jump right into my rating for the meerkat. I'm going to start with effectiveness. So we define effectiveness as physical adaptations that the animal has developed in order to more effectively accomplish its goals. So if it has a thing it's trying to do, maybe it's trying to hunt prey, maybe it's trying to get away from predators, whatever it is, how well it is built to do that physically.

Christian: Like it's real good for swimming or something.

Ellen: Well, the meerkat is not so great for swimming. But anyway, I gave the meerkat a 7 out of 10 for effectiveness.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: So like the Aardwolf, the meerkat eats a lot of bugs. The meerkat eats mostly bugs.

Christian: Alright. So that's one point in the movie getting it right.

Ellen: Yes. The grubs thing is spot on. Yeah. So meerkats do eat mostly bugs, but whereas the aardwolf was a highly specialized predator to eat mostly just this one type of termite, the meerkat is a little bit more of a generalist. So it does eat a lot of those termites and it eats a lot of bugs, but it also eats other things like it will eat small animals, it will eat like scorpions, snakes, stuff like that. But it does also eat fruit and like roots and like vegetation and stuff like that. So kinda a little bit more omnivorous of a style. They're not a strict insectivore like an aardwolf is. So the meerkat is a little bit more built for generalization. Their approach to hunting their insect prey is focused a lot more on digging. They have a lot of physical adaptations that optimize them for digging. They have a really keen sense of smell that lets them find their prey underground, they have really, really long claws on their front paws that are not retractable. They are out all the time.

Christian: Sun's out, guns out.

Ellen: And the sun's always out baby. So they have those long claws that are built for digging. Now, also their eyes and their ears can close up to keep sand out so they can close their ears and their eyes have a nictating membrane over them, which I mentioned in the episode about the camel. This is common for animals that may be exposed to sandstorms or just kind of sand in the air. So they can close up their eyes and their ears while they're digging to keep dirt and stuff from getting in there. They're built for digging in the sand. Really, that's what they're made for. Whereas the aardwolf was not, the aardwolf didn't actually dig, right. They just had a sticky tongue to pick termites up off the ground.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: Some other adaptations the meerkat has that makes it really, really good at eating all these general critters: They have some immunity to venom from scorpions and snakes.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: So they do eat scorpions and sometimes I get stung by scorpions, or they'll get bitten by snakes and they have some immunity to it. Now that's not 100%.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: So sometimes they can die from venom, sometimes they don't. So it's not 100%, so I gave them like a little bit of points for that, but not a lot because it's not like sure fire.

Christian: Resistance.

Ellen: It's resistance. It's not total immunity. So I gave them a little bit for that. They have these dark patches of fur around their eyes that I refer to as eyeliner. Although it is more, it's like eyeshadow, I guess it's more eyeshadow because it's like a big blotch of black fur around their eyes and that reduces glare from the sun so that lets them see better. They also have a tapered snout that lets them get their nose into tight spaces, so like termite mounds and stuff. Their nose is very pointy so that they can get it in there. Meerkats also don't really need to drink a lot of water because they eat roots and they eat fruits like melons and stuff like that that have moisture in them. So they're getting the water that they need from their food.

Christian: Awesome.

Ellen: That's pretty cool. Yeah, so that's a 7 out of 10 for effectiveness. It's pretty good. It's not, it's not the best, but they're a little bit more versatile. Like they can eat a lot of different stuff and they can... They're a little bit more of a generalist. So they're well suited to what they're doing.

Christian: Going for the spice of life.

Ellen: Yeah. That's the 7 out of 10 for effectiveness. For ingenuity, this I think is where the meerkat shines. I give them a 9 at a 10.

Christian: Alright!

Ellen: We define ingenuity as behavioral adaptations that kind of give the animal an advantage. So this, a common example would be tool use, things like social interactions that help them out or just kind of ways that they're behaving to get an edge on other animals. So meerkats live in underground burrows, and in these burrows they live in big groups that are called mobs, and the mob is typically around 10 to 15 meerkats, but it can be up to 30 so it's a lot of meerkats all living together in this burrow together. So the mob is kind of like a neighborhood. It's made up of different families and with- and each family consists of a breeding pair and their offspring. So kind of like how a neighborhood will have a bunch of different families living together in it, that's kind of how this is. It's a bunch of different families clumped together to make one group. Within that mob, one of the families will be the dominant pair. So there's kind of one family that's in charge. Meerkats' social structure is also matriarchal. So the ladies are in charge.

Christian: Gotcha.

Ellen: The females are calling the shots. So of the dominant breeding pair, the female will be kind of the head of the whole mob. There's like one dominant female. So rather than there being like a dominant male, there's a dominant female, which I thought was pretty neat. So since they have a matriarchal society, when a breeding pair has like offspring, when females reach sexual maturity, they become ousted from the family and they'll leave their family to go start their own family, which is, you'll typically see that in reverse with males leaving their family group and starting their own family group. Like we talked about this with elephants, right?

Christian: Right, right.

Ellen: How like the males usually will be the ones that leave the group to start their own. But with meerkats it's females. The females will leave their family and start their own group.

Christian: Makes sense.

Ellen: Yeah. So adult meerkats in a mob all share duties and responsibilities of meerkat life. They take turns acting as guards, and guard duty is really interesting because guards will go stand on top of the highest point they can reach, whether that's like maybe it's a log or maybe it's a big boulder or maybe it's a termite mound, they'll stand on top of it and watch and they communicate with their mob using a surprisingly complex vocal language.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: They have all of these different vocalizations that indicate things like the beginning of their duty, something called a "watchman's song" that means the coast is clear, and barks and whistles that alert the mob to threats. They even use specific calls to differentiate predators from each other.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: So they have different calls that mean a land predator, so like a jackal or an airborne predator like an eagle or a hawk. So they'll make different sounds and that will determine what the mob does. In this way, they kind of negate their vulnerability to predators by using their strength in numbers.

Christian: Very cool.

Ellen: Even though on their own they might not physically be able to fight off a predator, together as a group they can avoid them.

Christian: Also, using the high ground, which has historically proven...

Ellen: Overpowered.

Christian: There's our Star Wars reference for this episode.

Ellen: That was our obligatory, we hit our cap. When they put out these calls to alert the mob of predators, they have a couple of different ways that they'll respond to these predators. Pretty much like their go-to is that they'll all run inside the burrow, right? They'll all run into these, they're called bolt holes and it's a hole that has a wider opening and a more narrow inside. So it's kind of like a funnel. It makes it easier for all of the meerkats to run in. So they'll run into these bolt holes and hide. Another thing that they could do is they could all just kind of run around like crazy and kick up dust and it makes a little dust storm that covers them so that like if an eagle's flying around, it can't see them through the dust. It's really cool! They have like all these different strategies that they do for different predators. So adult meerkats also teach their young what food to eat as well as how to eat it. Like I mentioned earlier, they eat scorpions, right? But if you're going to eat scorpions, you have to know how to avoid being stung. So what adult meerkats will do is they'll show the baby meerkats how to bite off the tails of the scorpions to avoid being stung. An adult meerkat will find a scorpion, bite its tail off, and then bring that scorpion to their baby and show it like, look, I bit the tail off. So then the baby learns that that's what it has to do to eat a scorpion.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: So they're actually like, using generational learning. They're teaching their future generations how to be a real good meerkat. So adult meerkats within the same mob will actually take care of each other's offspring and act as babysitters. They'll even help transport each other's babies when it's time to switch burrows, like all the meerkats will like pick up each other's babies. They, it's not like, oh this is my baby, so I have to take care of it. Like they, they just all take care of each other. It's a very communal lifestyle. The meerkats live in these huge burrows, but even though they're really well built for digging, a lot of times they'll use burrows that have already been made. So they'll move into a burrow that's been dug by something like a, like a ground squirrel or a mole or something like that and they'll jus+t use that.

Christian: Okay!

Ellen: Yeah, there'll be like, well the work's already done. Might as well, which I thought was funny. Work smarter, not harder. Right? That's an ingenuity point.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: So within the burrow, they'll have different areas that serve different purposes. So they'll have like a sleeping area and like a potty area. They have like a latrine area, like part of the den will be specifically for going to the bathroom.

Christian: Oh, that's smart.

Ellen: Yeah, very smart. So a mob of meerkats will usually control a territory that's around four square miles.

Christian: That's pretty big.

Ellen: It's huge. Yes, very big. Within that territory, they'll cycle through different sections of the territory every day. This is kind of like the aardwolf, you know, you have a big territory and you just go visit little different spots of it every day. And throughout that territory, they will have memorized the locations of multiple burrows, and they'll cycle through burrows every few months. So every like few months or so, they'll all pick up and move to a different burrow within their territory.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: Yep. So since that territory is huge and meerkats are real small, sometimes those territory zones overlap. This is when the drama happens. This is when it pops off. If two mobs of meerkats meet each other, hoo boy. It's spicy.

Christian: They come out of the alleys, and they start walking towards each other, yeah, and snapping.

Ellen: Yeah. They really aren't keen on it. So the San Diego Zoo describes an altercation between meerkat mobs and such: they say, "both sides line up across a field, and at the right moment charge forward with leaps and bounds, holding their tail rigid and straight up in the air. Every third or fourth leap, they arch their back and thrust their rear legs backwards like a bucking bronco."

Christian: Huh...

Ellen: Yeah. They're basically being as extra as they possibly can. So what they're doing is they're trying to intimidate their rivals into backing down. So usually one of the two groups will back down. They're really just all talk, right. It's a bluffing game. It's just a big game of chicken where they're trying to spook the other one off.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: So they do this on purpose because they understand that if the confrontation escalates to actual physical contact, it's very likely that they will kill each other. And you know, both groups are going to suffer massive casualties and probably like, very few of them are going to survive the encounter. So they know that. They know they can kill each other very easily. Since they know that there's a huge risk of dying, they'll choose to back down if they feel sufficiently like, threatened. So they're trying to like fake each other out so that they don't have to actually fight. So I, I thought that that warranted them a bonus to ingenuity for comprehending the cost of war.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: Yeah. They get it right? Like they understand they, they don't actually want to go to war with each other because they know they'll die.

Christian: I think this was a common theme on the TV show Meerkat Manor.

Ellen: You're right. So that's my 9 out of 10 for ingenuity, because I think that the way that they interact with each other is just so fascinating. This brings me to aesthetics.

Christian: All right, let's hear it.

Ellen: I, I gave them a 7 out of 10 for aesthetics...

Christian: Really?

Ellen: Which is maybe a little surprising because I... Even, I thought I was going to give them higher, but I feel like they're cuter in person than they are in pictures. Do you know what I mean? I feel like the way that they run around is really cute and the way that they stand up on their hind legs is cute. But like when you just look at a picture of them, they're kind of... meh.

Christian: Oh, they have a, beauty in motion.

Ellen: Yes. Yeah. I feel like when you just look at them, they're kind of... meh. They just are. They're fine. They're just fine.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: They're fine. Oh, but baby meerkats though? Hoo. They're cute.

Christian: They small?

Ellen: Boy are they good. Boy are they adorable! But yeah, like I feel like just =an adult meerkat just kind of standing around? I mean, they're pretty cute, but they're not exactly, um hitting, it out of the park for me. Listen guys, this is, this is subjective. Okay? This is arbitrary. I made it up.

Christian: Yeah, I mean, the name of the game.

Ellen: They can't all be perfect. So for a 7 in effectiveness, a9 in ingenuity and a 7 in aesthetics, that brings us to a 7.7 out of 10 for meerkats.

Christian: That's pretty good.

Ellen: Which you can round to an eight, right?

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: That's pretty good. That's a good animal. So I'm gonna wrap up with some fun facts. The conservation status is of least concern. They're doing okay. They're doing fine. No cause for alarm here with meerkat.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: Which is maybe due to their popularity in media because these are very famous little dudes. So meerkats are highly beloved in popular culture. Most recently there is a character in the show Aggretsuko that is a meerkat. The characters name is Komiya. You've watched Aggretsuko. I have not.

Christian: I've seen the first season and it's been a little bit.

Ellen: Do you know the character Komiya?

Christian: No, I honestly don't remember any character names.

Ellen: Okay, well that's fine. Komiya in Aggretsuko is a meerkat. So going back a little further than that, there is of course Meerkat Manor, the documentary series that aired on Animal Planet from 2005 to 2008. This documentary series followed a family of meerkats named the Whiskers as part of the Kalahari Meerkat Project. I have binged this show. I watched the whole thing over a summer one time and it is just delightful. Boy is it great. It's so fun to watch. They have such intricate, complicated relationships with each other. So something that I thought was neat, I read a little bit about the show and I read that while the footage that they use is of course all completely like, legit documentary footage, it's not like they staged anything, they did some things where like there were rival clans of meerkats that the Whiskers family would have these like rivalries with, and in the show their rival family is portrayed as like this one family that keeps coming back to fight with them, whereas in reality that was footage that was kind of like spliced together from different groups of meerkats. So it wasn't like the same group of meerkats every single time, but it was, you know, they, they portrayed it that way in the show just for the sake of simplicity.

Christian: I mean, that's got to be common in that sort of documentary. I've always felt like, you know, they're, they're telling us a story right now, but they could really say anything for what's going on here.

Ellen: So yeah, there was actually, some people were really getting upset with the people that made the show because there were situations in which a meerkat was like wounded and suffering and dying, like horribly. And people would get so upset, they'd be like, why didn't the camera crew just like, rescue it? Why didn't the camera crew swoop in and save it and get it to safety? What the documentary crew said was like, that's not what we're here for. Like first of all, they were working on a real legitimate research project. They were there to document and research the activity of wild meerkats and any sort of interference on the crew's part would have basically like tainted the entire sample. Right? Like that would have just negated the entire thing because then it's like you've introduced the human element and also they were like, you know, if a meerkat is not doing well and it's not thriving in its environment, like they're basically like letting natural selection take its course. They're like, we don't want to contribute to like, the preservation of weaker genes that are then going to like affect the longterm sustainability of this meerkat population. So this is like standard documentary film crew ethics, right? If you're making a nature documentary, you don't interfere with what's going on.

Christian: Yeah, yeah.

Ellen: But, so that was, some people were kind of uncomfortable with the idea that like this film crew is filming these meerkats suffering and not doing so great, but that's just... c'est la vie, right?

Christian: Right, right. Just got too real for some folks.

Ellen: Yeah. Some people couldn't take the heat, so they had to step out the kitchen. So yeah, that was Meerkat Manor. Meerkat Manor's a great show. If you can get access to it, I definitely recommend checking it out because it's really, really cool and will give you a really much deeper appreciation for the intricate social lives of these really fascinating animals. And of course, can't neglect to mention Timon from the Lion King, arguably the most famous meerkat in the world.

Christian: True.

Ellen: Like probably a lot of people's only idea of a meerkat.

Christian: Yeah. TI mean, for me personally, it was just the Lion King and Meerkat Manor, and then the occasional documentary that would talk about them a little bit.

Ellen: Yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah. So a lot of people just know of Timon from the Lion King. Actually the animators on the Lion King used meerkats at the San Diego Zoo as models for the character design of Timon. And so really kind of the only thing that I would say about Timon being meerkat representation is that, you know, Timon is just kind of wandering around with this warthog and meerkats don't just wander by themselves like that. They live in very, very tightly knit meerkat communities and don't typically stray from them.

Christian: Oh, there's room there for some fanfiction. Timon: outcast of the meerkat dynasty.

Ellen: I don't know, maybe he's like a meerkat felon that's been like, like evicted from his community. Maybe he had like meerkat tax fraud or something. What kind of meerkat high crimes has he committed?

Christian: He ate too many bugs.

Ellen: Oh, this is my prompt for the listeners: what treacherous crimes has Timon committed to be excommunicated from his meerkat mob?

Christian: Muuurderrrr?

Ellen: It could be murder. That's up to our listeners to determine. We'll put up a poll. That's fine.

Christian: Yeah, yeah.

Ellen: Okay. So yeah, that's my bit on the meerkat.

Christian: Excellent job, hun.

Ellen: Thank you darling.

Christian: So my turn. Of course, my animal this week is the wart-HOG.

Ellen: Yeah- I'm sorry. The what?

Christian: The wart-HOG. Or is it war-thog?

Ellen: No! How did you do it two different wrong ways?

Christian: Okay. The warthog.

Ellen: Thank you.

Christian: The scientific name is... I don't know why I keep getting the animals with the hard ones, but the Phacochoerus africanus.

Ellen: Great job.

Christian: Woo! My information for the warthog is coming from nationalgeographic.com and the website for our local zoo, the Jacksonville Zoo, that website being jacksonvillezoo.org.

Ellen: Represent.

Christian: Yes. So a little basic info about our warthog friends, their height measured at the shoulder is 30 inches or 76 centimeters. So they would come up to almost waist for a lot of people.

Ellen: Can I get that conversion in chickens? How many chickens is that?

Christian: That would be two and a half chickens, I believe. Stacked on top of each other.

Ellen: Now I understand. Okay, thank you.

Christian: What do we call this system?

Ellen: Chicken scale.

Christian: The, the fowl system?

Ellen: No... Fowlenheit? Get it? Cause it's the height of fowls?

Christian: And then the next thing... The weight. So they weigh between 120 and 250 pounds. That's, that's a person.

Ellen: That's a dense little dude, isn't it?

Christian: Yeah, yeah. Which again, for metric listeners, that's 54 to 113 kilograms. They are found in Subsaharan Africa, so I believe some of that overlaps with the meerkat territory.

Ellen: Oh yeah. You would, you would probably find these like around the same place. Sure.

Christian: I believe they're a little bit more widespread though because it's not just southern Africa.

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: Their diet of short grasses, seeds, rhizomes, roots, fruits and surprisingly sometimes small animals.

Ellen: Oh... Grubs?

Christian: Nope.

Ellen: No grubs. Awww.

Christian: So it does not specifically mention insects or grubs and the like. Probably small mammals.

Ellen: I guess, when you look at them, they don't look like they're made for eating bugs.

Christian: No, it's probably- well, I mean...

Ellen: They got those big, broad snouts.

Christian: They do some digging, which I'll kinda go into more detail, but no, they're not particularly known for their grub eating. So to add on to my headcanon, I believe Timon was able to sell Pumbaa on the idea of eating grubs just like he did with Simba later in the movie.

Ellen: Oh, I see. So he's a proselytizer. He's an evangelist of the bug-eating lifestyle.

Christian: Yes. The taxonomic order is Artiodactyla.

Ellen: Artiodactyla!

Christian: Artiodactyla. Thank you for teaching me.

Ellen: Well, I talked about this with the okapi.

Christian: Oh, that makes sense. Um, so their most notable relative is actually domestic pigs. They belong to the same family as domestic pigs.

Ellen: Oh wow cool!

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Can we call his family oinkers? Is that the name of this family?

Christian: I didn't note what that family is actually called, unfortunately.

Ellen: Oinkers.

Christian: Sure. Don't @ me. So first up: effectiveness. I'm giving the warthog an 8 out of 10 for effectiveness.

Ellen: That's pretty good!

Christian: Yeah. So as I mentioned a moment ago, their tusks are very good for digging. They're very good at digging up earth. That's mostly for finding roots and vegetables and that sort of thing. Another adaptation that makes them very good for their environment is they can go for long periods of time without water.

Ellen: Nice.

Christian: Up to several months.

Ellen: Dang!

New Speaker: Surprising, right?

Ellen: Yeah.

Christian: Actually, here's the most surprising one: How fast do you think these guys are?

Ellen: Oh no. That wasn't the words I thought you were going to say. Uhh...

Christian: You can do like a relative thing, like, well, what do you think-

Ellen: 15 miles per hour. 15.

Christian: Okay. So here's their top speed at a sprint:

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: 30 miles per hour.

Ellen: NO! It is not!

Christian: Or 48 kilometers and hour. To put that in context, the fastest human sprint recorded is held by Usain Bolt in 2009, and that was 27.8 miles per hour.

Ellen: I'm so stressed. I'm in distress, knowing how fast these things can move.

Christian: Yeah, I mean that's the sprint speed of course. I mean they, I'm sure they cannot maintain that speed for too long, but still.

Ellen: I didn't think agility was going to factor highly into the effectiveness score of this animal.

Christian: Surprising. Right?

Ellen: You look at him and you don't think, boy, what a little runner he looks like.

Christian: Yeah. So this is kind of surprising. I'll touch on this in the next category a bit more, but they look like they would be ferocious based on their tusks and general demeanor, but they actually are more prone to running than fighting.

Ellen: Oh. When, when it comes to fight or flight?

Christian: Usually flight.

Ellen: Yeah.

Christian: The tusks, in terms of attack or defense is usually more for with other warthogs, between males usually. Yeah. Or, I guess when they're forced to fight cause they, they are hunted by large predators in Africa.

Ellen: Sure, sure. I mean, wish you would. Try me.

Christian: I'm sure there are plenty that could handle them. Maybe from some self harm though, in the attempt.

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: So, uh, 8 out of 10 effectiveness.

Ellen: That's pretty good. Good pig.

Christian: Ingenuity. I'm giving ingenuity a 7.

Ellen: Okay. That's okay.

Christian: So like domestic pigs, they use mud to stay cool. Um, so that's when they do find water, right. They'll use the mud to stay cool, but also to kind of gain some relief from insect bites.

Ellen: Oh. This is like a lotion. They're like lotioning...

Christian: Yeah. It's like, man, I'm dirty but at least I'm cool and not being bit.

Ellen: Hey, I can relate to that. That sounds like every summer here in Florida.

Christian: So here's something in common that the warthog and the meerkat have. So the warthog also uses burrows of other animals when it can.

Ellen: Oh!

Christian: But given its size, the animal burrow that they usually use is the ones created by aardvarks.

Ellen: Aardvarks aren't very big, are they?

Christian: Uh, I guess their burrows are big enough for warthogs.

Ellen: Sure. Go for it. So do warthogs wallow in the mud? Do they do that whole like, rolling around in it taking a little mud bath?

Christian: Uh, probably just to get the mud all over.

Ellen: Boy, that's cute. I think it's funny. I like it.

Christian: Our dog does something similar.

Ellen: In the grass.

Christian: On the carpet, wherever

Ellen: She might- you know, she makes that oinking sound too. She might be a warthog.

Christian: Hey Puppy? Puppy... Oh, she asleep. That's okay.

Ellen: Leave her alone.

Christian: Oh boy. So here's something interesting about how they use burrows: so obviously they use them for protection and to give birth, but here's something interesting, how they enter it usually. So they usually enter their burrows rear end first.

Ellen: Oh they're backing into it?

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: Awww.

Christian: So that they have the entrance kind of guarded by their big tuskss.

Ellen: Sure. And I would imagine since they're pretty front heavy, right?

Christian: Yeah.I would say that's a fair assessment.

Ellen: They're pretty front heavy. It's probably hard for them to, like if they're in a small enclosed burrow, they probably can't turn around.

Christian: So on the Jacksonville Zoo's website, they actually have a folklore listed and it reads: a tale tells of why the warthog enters his den backwards. While the warthog was out seeking food, a lion chased him. The warthog ran quickly down into his den to escape, and ran right into a porcupine. After receiving a face full of quills, the warthog now enters his den backwards to protect his face.

Ellen: How cute. Oh, how precious.

Christian: And like I mentioned earlier, they will usually choose running over fighting, which I count as an ingenuity point. Yeah. So 7 out of 10 ingenuity.

Ellen: Pick your battles.

Christian: Yeah. Aesthetics... ugh.

Ellen: Yikes.

Christian: Oof. Aesthetics. I think I was kind enough with a 5 out of 10.

Ellen: That's the best they could have hoped for, honestly.

Christian: Yeah. National Geographic, and I quote, says: "not among the world's most aesthetically pleasing animals."

Ellen: Rude. Y'all didn't have to say that. You guys didn't even have to do that. That's not even what you guys were there for.

Christian: Here comes National Geographic going hard in the paint, there's the dunk.

Ellen: Swish. Yikes.

Christian: So you know, they have the large flat head covered with warts, which are actually protective bumps. I guess the idea there is, you know, against other warthogs with tusks, the bumps help protect their eyes and other kinds of sensitive parts of their face. What I don't understand is why make defensive tissue out of something soft, right?

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: Why not just more horns or whatever?

Ellen: Just throw more spikes on it. You know what I think their face looks like to me?

Christian: What's that?

Ellen: A rusty shovel.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. When they fight, you can just kind of imagine two shovels hitting each other.

Ellen: Thunk! Now you probably were going to mention the baby warthogs.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: Okay. I'll wait until you do that then.

Christian: I'll go ahead. So their piglets, the piglets, very cute. I mean, I think all piglets are pretty cute.

Ellen: Yeah. You can't go wrong with a good piglet.

Christian: But you know what weirds me out about pigs and especially piglets? It's the inside of their mouths. I don't know what it is. Cause you can, that's the way their mouths are designed. You can clearly see their palette.

Ellen: Oh... You have way more like, up close and personal experience with pigs than I do. So I'm going to take your word for this one.

Christian: Well, even in the pictures you- so quick, shout out the Jax Zoo again, they recently had some more warthogs born in their zoo. So they have pictures of those and you can see pictures of people holding them, and you know, they're kind of doing their squealing thing and you can clearly see inside their mouth. I don't know what it is. It just weirds me out.

Ellen: Now. The piglets at the Jacksonville Zoo, the little baby warthogs, I went and saw them when they were babies. They're not babies anymore. They're full grown now because this was two years ago I think that these warthog piglets were born?

Christian: I guess not so recently.

Ellen: Not so recently. But when they were born, I actually went with my friend and took my camera out to the zoo and got to see the baby warthogs when they were like piglets. This was probably like the first weekend that they had them like out on the exhibit, boy were they cute! Man, they're so, they're like fluffy and soft and they're like, yeah. The baby wart hogs at the Jacksonville Zoo were so cute and what I thought was really funny was that they were all super, super hyper so they were running around all over the place and the parents of the piglets were in the exhibit with them and they looked so done. I have never seen an animal look more fed up with anything in my life. Oh my gosh. They looked so miserable because th little babies were running all around. They were like running up on them and like running into them and stuff and like the mom of the wart hogs was just laying on her side like please let it end to please let it all. And she looked so tired and so miserable.

Christian: Poor beebs.

Ellen: I know. But they were having a grand old time. Maybe I'll throw some of the pictures I took of the baby warthogs up on the social media.

Christian: Excellent.

Ellen: Yeah.They were great.

Christian: So the last little tidbit about them aesthetically, uh, they're mostly bald. As adults at least, except for the thicker mane that's on their backs.

Ellen: Yeah. They have that like wirey hair, right? It's like coarse and like thin and wirey and boy, it's not a cute look is it?

Christian: Yeah. I feel like it would be uncomfortable to touch.

Ellen: They don't look soft, no. They don't look inviting. It's not an animal that you think, "Ooh, I really want to interact with that."

Christian: Yeah. Which probably helps.

Ellen: Yeah, they probably did that on purpose. I bet. Now that I think of it. They're like, we really don't want people to look at us and think they want to mess with us.

Christian: Yeah. So with a score of 8, 7 and 5, that brings their overall to a 6.7 out of 10.

Ellen: That's okay... that's okay.

Christian: Yeah. Some little fun tidbits about them: Their conservation status is also of least concern. They're doing just fine.

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: Although, their population is on the decline though. So obviously some popular references in media include the Lion King with Pumbaa, but also one that I remember vividly is the Crash Bandicoot games.

Ellen: This is all you baby. I played one Crash Bandicoot game on the... GameCube I think?

Christian: Well maybe the GameCube. So the first one came out on the first Playstation in the mid to late nineties. But uh, I remember it because in the Crash Bandicoot games there were periods where you could ride a warthog.

Ellen: Oh my gosh. Was this, was it a good... Like a good thing to ride a warthog?

Christian: Yeah, it was cause like parts of the game would have like a change of pace, so to say. You know, "now you're riding a warthog and it moves differently!"

Ellen: Don't forget the most iconic warthog...

Christian: What's that?

Ellen: Seen in Halo. Didn't didn't you ever see that video "Warthog Jump?" It was like a video someone made of like people blowing up the jeeps, and...?

Christian: Are you asking me if I've seen some random fanmade Halo Youtube video?

Ellen: Yeah! You know the one that was out 20 years ago, you remember the one?

Christian: Let me just go into my backlog...

Ellen: Well, the warthog is from Halo. It's the name of the car.

Christian: Yes. It's a Jeep, has four tires...

Ellen: It's totally not totally not a Jeep TM, TM, TM...

Christian: An all-terrain automobile...

Ellen: There you go.

Christian: With a mounted gun. But anyway, a little bit about their reproduction. They have a gestation period of 170 to 175 days, which is about five and a half months.

Ellen: Oh. So they're really churning out these little piglets.

Christian: Yeah. And their litters are four or fewer, and the piglet stay in the den for 10 days before going outside with the mother. And the groups of warthogs that consist of female warthogs in their piglets are called sounders.

Ellen: Sounders? I've never heard that word before in my life.

Christian: Neither have I until extremely recently.

Ellen: Would you say within the last two hours?

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: A sounder of wart hogs. How delightful. That's very pleasant.

Christian: Right?

Ellen: Is a sow like a female warthog?

Christian: It is, but it's spelled differently. So a sow is spelled S-O-W whereas this is S-O-U-N-D-E-R-S.

Ellen: Okay, so you still use like... Is it sow and a bull? A bowl is a male, and a sow is a female?

Christian: I did not come across the term for a male pig, or warthog, I should say. I feel like that terminology is shared between domestic pigs and warthogs.

Ellen: Probably. They were probably just like, you know what, we've already got pig words. Just the same ones are fine.

Christian: Yeah. So that is the, the warthog.

Ellen: Lovely!

Christian: I have no stats on their singing prowess...

Ellen: Well, we can safely assume that it's wonderful.

Christian: Or their flatulence as is a popular theme in the Lion King movie.

Ellen: Yeah, they were really a going for that low hanging fruit there weren't they?

Christian: This guy farts.

Christian: Oh man... And if you were more interested in reproduction of warthogs, the Jacksonville Zoo has... A lot of details about that, but I didn't feel comfortable talking about on here.

Ellen: Also, if you want to see a warthog, you can go to the Jacksonville Zoo. They've got a whole bunch of them.

Christian: Yeah, hit 'em up. They're good friends.

Ellen: Whenever I go there, they're usually just kind of passed out like sleeping.

Christian: That's true. They're always just kind of resting in the shade.

Ellen: They're usually conked out, but it's pretty cute to see.

Christian: They're kind of stacked on, like stacked into each other.

Ellen: They really pile up. It's kind of funny.

Christian: Haha. Well, alright.

Ellen: Nicely done, my love!

Christian: Thank you!

Ellen: Great job. So that is the meerkat and the warthog! So now when you go see the Lion King that comes out this week and you see Timon and Pumbaa singing on the screen, you'll have a little bit more context information to know a little bit more about the meerkat and the warthog.

Christian: Yes, yes. You know what I'm looking forward to in that movie?

Ellen: What?

Christian: James Earl Jones!

Ellen: I know you are. I know that's your husband.

Christian: I could listen to him read the manual to my refrigerator.

Ellen: I know you're excited about that. You know who I'm excited for?

Christian: Who's that?

Ellen: Uh, Bey.

Christian: Abay?

Ellen: Bey.

Christian: Oh, you- oh, okay, who's this?

Ellen: Beyonce. Like, Bey, like B-E-Y.

Christian: Would you say... bae-yonce?

Ellen: Yeah, that's what I said. Yonce, and Donald Glover and Billy Eichner and whole bunch of other people.

Christian: Yeah! Great cast.

Ellen: Definitely. Yeah. I'm very excited for the Lion King, and so hopefully when y'all go see it you will think of us.

Christian: Yay!

Ellen: Yay! All right folks, well thank you so much for listening. Thanks for tuning in this week and also thank you to everybody who has been telling your friends about us. We've been seeing our numbers climb steadily and that's really, really exciting for us, so thank you so much for recommending the show. Please keep it up. Feel free to recommend the show to your friends. Let them know, hey, there's this cool podcast about animals I listened to. It's called Just the Zoo of Us. They can check us out on, you know, iTunes, Spotify, Google podcasts, all that good stuff.

Christian: Yeah, just tell them there's some, some pretty rad folks talking about the animals on podcast.

Ellen: Don't say it like that. Say it like a normal person, please. Otherwise they're never going to speak to you again.

Christian: You have to use rad. Do it.

Ellen: You don't have to do that. You can connect with us on our Facebook page by searching the title of the show. We can also be found on Instagram and Twitter, all that good stuff. So you know, reach out to us. Let us know what you thought and let us know if you have anything else you want to hear. If you have an animal species that you want to hear us review, you can submit it to us. You either hit us up on Facebook or if you want it to be a surprise, you can email it to us at thezooofus@gmail.com. A Transcript of this episode for your deaf or hard of hearing friends or people who maybe English isn't their first language and they would like to read along as they listen, transcript can be found at justthezooofus.home.blog. One more thing I'd like to add: thank you to Taylor Gordon Art for our brand new cover art!

Christian: So good!

Ellen: Yeah. Taylor did a really delightful illustration with our title text and everything like that and it looks so cute and it really captures the vibe of the show really well, so we're very thankful to have it. So thank you Taylor for the wonderful art.

Christian: Yes, thank you Taylor.

Ellen: And as our final note, I would like to thank Louie Zong for the use of his song "Adventuring" off of his album Bee Sides.

Christian: It's good stuff.

Ellen: Yep! All right. That's all I've got for this week. So thank you to everybody for listening.

Christian: Thanks everyone.

Ellen: See you next week. Bye!

10: Atlantic Puffin & Aardwolf

Ellen: Hi there! This is Ellen Weatherford.

Christian: And Christian Weatherford!

Ellen: And we are back after a brief hiatus with a brand new episode of Just the Zoo of Us, a podcast where we rate and review your favorite species of animals out of 10 in the categories of effectiveness, ingenuity and aesthetics.

Christian: Yeah, we're back. New house, new room, who is this?

Ellen: New office, who dis? Christian and I are not zoological experts but we do a lot of research for the show and we try really hard to make sure that the information we're giving you guys is as accurate as we can get it. We really are trying our best out here, but if you are a zoological expert and we have messed something up, please let us know and we will make it right.

Christian: For sure. We try real, real hard.

Ellen: We do. Christian has been, uh, I've been watching Christian do his notes pretty much for the last 45 hours. He's been really doing his best over here.

Christian: Sleep is for the weak.

Ellen: All right, Christian. Well, so I went first last episode. So Christian, it is your turn to go first.

Christian: All right. My animal for this week is the Atlantic puffin.

Ellen: All right.

Christian: It's scientific name is Fratercula arctica.

Ellen: That's adorable! Fratercula?

Christian: F-R-A-T-E-R-C-U-L-A. That's how I'm pronouncing it.

Ellen: I love it.

Christian: We had two submissions for this animal coming from our friends, Kyle Rauch and Amy Pate.

Ellen: All right. Excellent choices.

Christian: Yes, and my main source of information for this animal is allaboutbirds.org.

Ellen: Love it.

Christian: It's actually a very good website. I highly recommend that. One for bird info, but two, good web design

Ellen: For context, Christian comes from a web development background.

Christian: I sure do. Okay, so quick description for those that may have not have seen them. They often get mistaken for penguins, but they're not.

Ellen: I think they're cuter than penguins.

Christian: For sure. So something that separates them from penguins mainly is the ability to fly.

Ellen: Get wrecked penguins.

Christian: They're also found at the opposite end of the world.

Ellen: So they're up at the north, and penguins are down at the south.

Christian: Yeah, yeah. Although I think there was a Happy Feet movie where they included a puffin for some reason.

Ellen: Nooo, no puffins in Happy Feet. I've seen that movie 46 times.

Christian: No no no, it was like Happy Feet 3 or something.

Ellen: Oh, you lost me there. I'm sorry. I saw the first one 46 times. I don't know about the other ones.

Christian: It's a banger. So let's talk about what these guys look like. Black and white are their main feather colors, and then their bill is pretty colorful and large and triangular in shape. They have these sad eyes.

Ellen: They're so sad! They look so sad.

Christian: And they have a orange feet and they have wings that act as flippers underwater.

Ellen: Versatile!

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: This is an amphibious wing.

Christian: So much like penguins, they do use their wings as flippers underwater. Trying to think of how else I could describe these little guys....

Ellen: Bold color choices.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: High contrasting. Black, white, orange. Got It.

Christian: They seem a little, a little, uh, thick I would say. Right? Their bodies seem a little big for the rest of their body.

Ellen: A slight chonk.

Christian: I think it's super duper cute. So how big these guys are. So lengthwise, is 10.2 to 11.4 inches or 26 to 29 centimeters. I was going to say chicken size , but

Ellen: One chicken. That's our unit of measurement.

Christian: A much cuter chicken. They weigh from 10.9 to 19.4 ounces or 310 to 550 grams. Their wingspan is 20.9 inches or 53 centimeters.

Ellen: Okay. A little size to them. This is a cold chicken.

Christian: So as their name might imply, they are found usually around the Atlantic Ocean at sea, and that's when they're outside of breeding season. They're usually out at the ocean.

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: However, when it is breeding season, that's when they come to a land. So this is the majority of pictures you see of puffins are usually during their breeding season. So for breeding season, they are found on the coasts of the North Atlantic from Canada to Norway, and south to Spain. And in between all that, Iceland is the home to half of the world's population.

Ellen: Okay Iceland, I see you.

Christian: A lot of them in Iceland. Um, but in North America, they're found primarily off of the eastern coast of Canada and just barely into the United States, around the state of Maine. But, as you cross the Atlantic Ocean, like they said, you know, it's all the way down to Spain, so all of the western European countries. There's lots of good places in the UK for example, to see them.

Ellen: I'm a little jealous.

Christian: So yeah, us being in the southeast of the United States, we'd have to travel pretty far to come to see these in the wild.

Ellen: Yep. They're not close.

Christian: They belong to the taxonomic order... I'm going to try my hardest here.

Ellen: I believe in you.

Christian: Charadri... I'm going to try my hardest here.

Ellen: Let's hear it.

Christian: Charadriiformes.

Ellen: Okay. That's pretty good.

Christian: Yeah. The notable evolutionary relatives there are, basically other puffins. There are different kinds of puffins out there.

Ellen: Oh, there's a bunch of puffins!

Christian: A couple. Um, the Atlantic puffin is known as the common puffin.

Ellen: Oh, the basic puffin! Your starter kit puffin.

Christian: So I'm going to jump right into the rating. First category is effectiveness.

Ellen: And what is effectiveness, Christian?

Christian: Effectiveness is how well do they do what they do.

Ellen: These are physical adaptations.

Christian: Yes. I'm giving the puffin a 7 out of 10.

Ellen: That's decent! That's decent.

Christian: Yeah! They're very good swimmers and fishers. So they can fly, of course, they spend a lot of their time out in the ocean just kind of bobbing on the surface of the ocean, but they're very good swimmers. Their wings act as very good flippers to catch pretty fast fish in the water. Another thing I thought it was interesting, evidently this is pretty common for seabirds, bu the puffin is long lived, so they have an average life span of 30+ years.

Ellen: That's a lot for a bird!

Christian: Yeah. A bird the size of a chicken, right? Although now I think about it, I don't know what the average lifespan of a chicken is.

Ellen: Well, now I know that parrots will live for a very long time, right? Parrots will live for like 70, 80 years, but I wouldn't have thought that from like, a puffin.

Christian: Yeah, right? But evidently that's a common trait in seabirds in general.

Ellen: Very cool.

Christian: The oldest recorded puffin lived to be 41.

Ellen: Aw. He's an old one.

Christian: Yeah. And that was, and they only knew that because of how it was banded, so they might live longer. It's just at the time the technology used in those bands might not have lasted long enough to get the true oldest living puffin.

Ellen: So like, at least 41.

Christian: Yeah, sure. Next category: Ingenuity. So this is where they, do you know how, how do they do smart things like a...

Ellen: Behavioral adaptations.

Christian: Sure. That could be tool use, or interesting hunting methods, that kind of thing.

Ellen: Strat. Pro strat.

Christian: Yeah. Wildlife meta. So, ingenuity, I'm giving again a 7 out of 10.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: Um, so here's something interesting here. So they only nest in established nesting grounds. What that kind of means is they're only going to nest in areas that already have puffins nesting there.

Ellen: Wait a second... How do they establish the nesting ground?

Christian: Well, I guess there's gotta be some group that's like, Oh yeah, this is where I was last year. Here we go. And then everyone else is like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, go, go, go.

Ellen: Sure, but how did the first puffin get there? Were they just there forever?

Christian: I guess it's the sea chicken or the sea egg first conundrum. I'm sure there's a better way to explain this. So I'm going to pull from a different source for this one. For this type of a behavior, I'm getting this from projectpuffin.audubon.org which I'll talk a little bit more about what project puffin is a little later.

Ellen: Oh, this is from the Audubon project?

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: Okay, cool. Cool. Cool. Just make sure you're saying audubon and not autobahn, like...

Christian: Audubon?

Ellen: Audubon.

Christian: Okay. So what this project has done is they create decoys.

Ellen: Excellent.

Christian: So they create decoys of puffins that are meant for social attraction and conservation.

Ellen: Lawn ornaments.

Christian: Not Quite, I've never seen the bunch of flamingos on someone's front lawn.

Ellen: Well, lawn ornaments for Iceland, I don't know.

Christian: Here's a quote from the website: "Developed by National Audubon Society's Dr Stephen Kress, social attraction is a method to attract colonial seabirds to safe, often historic nesting sites using social cues. Colonial seabirds recognize the presence of other birds as evidence for suitable habitat and are drawn in by the appearance of a thriving colony. Managers can create this illusion using decoys and audio systems, depending on the species. The method also may use artificial boroughs, mirrors and decoy eggs and chicks.

Ellen: Oh, decoy eggs?!

Christian: Yes.

New Speaker: Oh my gosh.

Christian: So the whole idea is to make, you know, the puffins think, "Oh! This neighborhood's already up and coming. I think I'll just move right on in."

Ellen: So this is like the opposite of a territorial effect then, right? Like you'll see animals that like won't come to an area because they think there's another one already there. This is like the opposite effect.

Christian: Yeah. I think it's kind of a two factor thing. So one, it gives credence to like, oh, there's everything we need here. If there are other birds here, this must be a good place. But also second, I think there's a survivability aspect there. And when you have a bunch of animals together, when you have to deal with predators, you know, like maybe they'll eat my neighbor instead of me.

Ellen: Sure. Yeah. Law of large numbers, one of you is bound to survive.

Christian: So with the decoys, they make decoys that look just like the Atlantic puffin and-

Ellen: Where can I get one? Can I buy one for my house?

Christian: You know, I bet you could.

Ellen: I just want to have one. We don't live where puffins are, I just want one.

Christian: Please! Here!

Ellen: On the off chance a puffin flies by in Florida.

Christian: I'm kind of curious now, can I just order one? There's got to be a minimum.

Ellen: Amazon prime.

Christian: So one of the things that made me look for this, and you actually pointed this out to me, but there was a social media post that showed a picture of one of these decoys and a real life puffin standing next to it. So the decoys are usually built with a metal rod, just a single metal rod, stuck into the ground or a base of some sort to keep it looking like it's standing. So the whole idea of this little social media post was like, oh look at this puffin, and the puffin has one of its legs up. It looks like it's imitating the decoy.

Ellen: Yes, it's adorable. It's so cute.

Christian: I couldn't find any real credence to this idea. It may have looked like it was like a one time thing. It's not like all puffins are out there learning to stand on one leg.

Ellen: Oh, so like maybe it was just like a lucky shot, like the photographer just happened to take the picture as the bird was like, moving in a way that made it look like it was like standing on one leg.

Christian: I mean, at best, yes, this single puffin was imitating, but it's not like it's something catching fire among the puffin populus.

Ellen: This is not a, this is not a trending topic? This isn't the latest craze? Like how in like 2010 or so, there was planking, then there was dabbing, and now there's puffining, where you just stand on one leg.

Christian: All right, so I'm going to move on to the final category: Aesthetics.

Ellen: Can't wait.

Christian: So as a our listeners can probably guess from how much I've been gushing over this bird thus far...

Ellen: Well they don't know this, but you've been doing this all day long.

Christian: It's true.

Ellen: All day long. So in our office, our computers are set side by side, and I've just- all day long, I've just been listening to Christian periodically, maybe every 20 minutes or so, I hear, "THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE."

Christian: Yep. That has been my life for the past several hours. So aesthetics, 10 out of 10.

Ellen: No surprise there.

Christian: Um, as I said before, and I will say again, super duper cute.

Ellen: Yeah. For real though. They have the sad eyes and then they have the big old Schnoz of a nose, it's just so cute.

Christian: They make kinda cute sounds too.

Ellen: Do they really?

Christian: Yeah, they're kind of like a, I wouldn't say a honking exactly.

Ellen: They look like they would honk.

Christian: Listeners, just go out, find some audio, treat yourself.

Ellen: They look like they would honk because of the shape of like their- they have that really like, thick beak.

Christian: Yeah. So they have a triangular bill, they have a black collar that separates their face and their white belly.

Ellen: Oh, they're dressed up all nice...

Christian: Right? They have black wings and their back is also black.

Ellen: So precious.

Christian: But however, I didn't know this about puffins: they look different depending on the breeding season. So outside of the breeding season, their face is greyer and the bill lacks the yellow highlights.

Ellen: Huh! That's really interesting.

Christian: Right? So most pictures you see of puffins are usually during the breeding season, which kind of makes sense because the only way you would see a puffin outside of the breeding season would be at the open ocean. There are pictures though, out there of them outside of the breeding season. It's just most of them are on land or close to shore during the breeding season.

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: And while we're talking about it, the juveniles, their bills are reddish orange and they're also, the bill itself is smaller.

Ellen: Are the baby puffins also cute?

New Speaker: I saw one picture of baby puffins. It was a little, a little chick with black feathers. It was very cute.

Ellen: I feel like with birds, you get the opposite effect that you get with most other animals. Where with most other animals, the baby version is much, much, much cuter than the adult version, but I feel like with birds it's the opposite effect. Right? Baby birds are usually hideous. I feel like baby birds usually do not... With the one exception, I think, being the ostrich. Baby ostriches are very cute because they have all the feathers and then when they grow up they have like bald heads and necks, but when they're babies they have all these downy feathers. But so I was wondering if like the puffin being very, very cute. I was wondering if like the babies...

Christian: I mean as far as bird chicks go, I say they're cute.

Ellen: Is the chick cuter than the adult?

Christian: No.

Ellen: Well there you have it.

Christian: So yeah, 10 out of 10 aesthetics.

Ellen: I guess they grow into their looks.

Christian: Sure, as many of us do.

Ellen: They're late bloomers.

Christian: So, with three scores of a 7, a 7 and a 10, that comes out to an overall score of 8 out of 10

Ellen: It's decent.

Christian: Right?

Ellen: That's pretty good.

Christian: So I've got lots of fun facts for these birdies.

New Speaker: Yes!

New Speaker: But first let's talk about conservation.

New Speaker: Okay.

New Speaker: They are listed as vulnerable. In North America in particular, there is a big problem with them being over hunted. So they were hunted for their meats, feathers, you name it.

Ellen: They don't really look like they would have that much meat on them, do they?

New Speaker: They do though.

New Speaker: Oh! Really?

Christian: I actually came across a somewhat upsetting picture of several de-feathered puffin bodies...

New Speaker: Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip.

New Speaker: But yeah, I can see why they're hunted. It's the kind of bird that you would get enough out of to hunt.

Ellen: See: Chicken.

New Speaker: Exactly. So yeah, they were over hunted in North America greatly, so much so that they were gone from the United States entirely.

New Speaker: Oh Geez.

New Speaker: Yeah. Still in Canada though.

New Speaker: We didn't deserve them.

New Speaker: Yeah, no, but here's where Project Puffin comes back into play that I mentioned earlier. Project Puffin, you know, with their decoys and everything else they were doing, another part of their project was getting a puffin hatchlings from other places and bringing them to islands in north, uh, specifically the United States. So now there is a population of about 2000 puffins that breed in Maine.

Ellen: Aww!

Christian: Or islands off of the coast of Maine, rather.

New Speaker: Welcome back, puffins!

New Speaker: Yeah. So some of the things they're vulnerable to so obviously changes to the food supply and the warming ocean waters, specifically the warming of the water temperature can lessen the availability of their primary diet, which are sand eels.

New Speaker: Sand eels?

New Speaker: Yeah. It's actually just big family of fish. So that's not a specific species. It's a large family of small fish.

New Speaker: Oh, okay.

New Speaker: Yeah. They're also known as sand lances.

Ellen: I feel like this is so common for any sort of fish that just kind of has a longish shape for people to just be like, it's an eel. Sure. Cause those, this was the case of the electric eel too, right? Like it's not actually an eel. Are... Are there even eels? Do eels exist?

Christian: Somewhere. So yeah, that's their vulnerable status. Second fun fact, they are the official bird of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.

Christian: Love it. Excellent.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: Excellent choice. You've all chosen wisely.

Christian: So my other fun facts about them, I think their whole reproduction cycle and how they raise chicks is interesting. First of all, they're considered to be somewhat monogamous, at least. So they're known to have mating pairs for several years with the same mate.

Ellen: Is this like, permanent monogamy or is this like serial monogamy where they'll like have one partner for a while and then a different partner later?

Christian: It was stated as several years. I'm not sure if that's because they just haven't studied it long enough to confirm lifelong monogamy, or maybe they do switch it up after a couple of years. I don't know.

New Speaker: Yeah. Okay.

New Speaker: At least partial.

Ellen: So it sounds like it's like a serial monogamy sort of thing.

New Speaker: Sure. I thought their courtship dance is very cute. It involves head bobbing and rubbing their bills together.

Ellen: Ohhh, that's so cute.

Christian: It is. It's super duper cute.

Ellen: I love it...

New Speaker: Uh, when they do mate, they only have a single egg.

New Speaker: Just the one...

New Speaker: Yep. And they don't do nests like in trees and that kind of thing, they do burrows. So kind of depending on the specific location, they'll dig a hole or they might even use spaces under boulders and that kind of thing.

Ellen: This makes sense for where they live, right. It's probably like a rocky area. They probably don't have a lot of sticks and twigs laying around and to make nest out of, right.

Christian: When the chick does hatch, both male and female takes turns hunting and feeding the chick.

Ellen: Okay. It's a little little egalitarian parenting going on.

Christian: Yeah. Teamwork. And then when the chick does fledge, you know, when they go out on their own, they don't breed for about three to six years.

New Speaker: Oh, they take their time.

Christian: So here's what's crazy, during that time period that from when they leave the nest and when they do become of breeding age, they go out to the ocean and they stay out in the ocean. So that's several years at the ocean.

Ellen: Sure. They're just working on themselves, okay? They're not ready. They just work on themselves and take care of themselves. And it's a very healthy self-care routine.

Christian: Also, they eat lots of stuff and are usually wet.

Ellen: Also my self care routine.

Christian: Oh. And uh, the final little interesting thing about their reproduction, the chicks are called pufflings

Ellen: Pufflings!

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: What else would they be? That's so cute!

Christian: This is probably a good time to mention the popular cartoon that I believe is on Netflix...

Ellen: Puffin Rock!

Christian: That's right.

Ellen: I love Puffin Rock. It's so cute.

Christian: So it's a, it's a cartoon that comes out of Ireland. It is based off of real life island called Puffin Island, of course. It turns out, by the way, there are several islands across the globe that are titled Puffin Island. This one is specifically off the coast of Ireland.

Ellen: Oh, okay. It's so cute by the way, it's such a cute little show.

Christian: It is, it is. And those are supposed to be Atlantic puffins, by the way.

Ellen: Excellent.

Christian: Um, which I was only able to confirm because I couldn't find anything about the show to say that. But I looked up the real life island and those are the kinds of puffins that go to that island.

Ellen: Oh, okay. I like the show because, so my five year old son went through a period of time where he was very, very into the show and we watched it a lot at home. But the show has like a lot of other animals from that area, right. There's characters that are like, um, shrews and foxes and other types of animals that live on the island. It's just such a cute little show.

Christian: So, I gotta ask and I haven't actually watched the show. What is the relationship with the fox?

Ellen: Oh, so the fox, it's really interesting because the fox is like very rude and like kind of like standoffish and kind of a jerk to the other animals. But like she's still their friend and like, I don't know, it's, it's...

Christian: That's weird...

Ellen: Well no, cause like, I don't know, there's this one episode where like she's trying to sleep in her cave and the other animals are bothering her and she keeps trying to get them to leave her alone and they keep like trying to get her to play with them and stuff. I don't know. It's just, it's cute.

Christian: So I say that it's weird because fox is, would be one of the main predators of breeding puffins.

Ellen: I'm pretty sure they actually mentioned that in the show. They're kind of scared of her and I don't know, it's just, she's kinda like the, um... She's kinda like the mean girl of puffin rock. Yeah. So she's like a little bit rude and kind of a diva, but I dunno, she's like still their buddy. Like there's a couple of times where like she helps them out anyway, and... yeah...

Christian: We wear fur on Wednesdays. Okay. So my last bit, this one's a bit of a, a different segment for us.

Ellen: Oh!

Christian: I was able to get some firsthand experience. So I have a friend, his name is Phil Cumming and he is a birdwatcher.

Ellen: Excellent.

Christian: Another name for that activity is birding. So what he does, he travels around to try and see rare birds. He keeps a journal of those birds and where and when he saw them, and I knew he's done some traveling to do this too, so I thought, you know, I know we live in Florida, but maybe, maybe he's been up in those parts where they are.

Ellen: He's not from Florida though. Right?

Christian: Correct. He and his family are from the UK.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: Um, so I reached out to him and asked and sure enough, he has seen puffins.

Ellen: I'm so jealous. Like in the wild?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Wow!

Christian: But not in North America though, in the UK, which makes sense.

Ellen: That's so cool.

Christian: So yeah. You know, I talked to him and he said he visited a nesting colony on the Farne Islands off the coast of North Umberland, which is a part of the UK. He described it as a superb experience. He mentioned they nest with several other auks and more in those colonies.

Ellen: Oh, an auk is like a type of bird.

Christian: Yeah. So an auk is actually any bird of the Family Alcidae and the order Charadriiformes, the one I mentioned earlier. So the puffin is one of these, so he was saying, he was talking about things like razor bills, murres, terns and cormorants were everywhere on this island. And by the way, um, razorbills and murres are also auks. He said he thought there was well over a hundred thousand birds on this island.

Ellen: What? That's so many! Oh, I bet that was so cool.

Christian: Yeah, that sounds awesome. Um, we kind of started to talk about, you know, how they take care of their young and how they deal with other birds. He mentioned they're very dedicated parents and have a super specific diet and he said at least the ones in Britain did. He mentioned the sand eels, like I mentioned earlier. They are constantly under threat from big mean birds, like the greater black backed gulls and skuas.

Ellen: Oh, you leave them alone! The skuas were the mean birds in Happy Feet?

Christian: I think so. Yeah, I think so. So one, they'll go for chicks and eggs of course. Um, but also they participate in stealing food while the puffin is trying to feed their young.

Ellen: Oh! We've talked about this before.

Christian: Yes. And the term escapes me now.

Ellen: Kleptoparasitism.

Christian: There it is. So yeah, so these kinds of birds, you know, as the puffin is bringing back fish for their chick and they'll have a big mouth full of these fish, you know, these, these big birds will bother them until they drop the food and then the bigger bird will just go take that food.

Ellen: Rude.

Christian: Yeah. Honestly.

Ellen: Can you not?

Christian: So it was great chatting with Phil about puffins.

Ellen: Excellent. Okay. We love to hear firsthand accounts of wildlife encounters. So I would urge anybody who has any like, really cool wildlife stories to send them to us and we will give you a shout out and share your experience on the show.

Christian: Yeah, I'll even narrate them in a dramatic tone.

Ellen: I would love that. I would love that. We need to make that a new segment.

Christian: Excellent. All right, my dear. That was the Atlantic puffin.

Ellen: Well done. That was great! What a good animal and well reported.

Christian: Thank you so much.

Ellen: You welcome.

Christian: All right, hun. What animal have you got for us this week?

Ellen: This week, I'm bringing to the table the aardwolf. The scientific name is Proteles cristata. It means no worries...

Christian: What.

Ellen: For the rest of your days.

Christian: No, it doesn't!

Ellen: Proteles cristata!

Christian: Oh, nooo. How long have you been waiting to do this?

Ellen: So the aardwolf was requested by our listener Riley Elmgren. Thank you Riley. This was a phenomenal suggestion. I'm very glad we got to talk about it. And just before I really launch into it, I'm getting my information from the Kruger National Park and the Animal Diversity Web, which is a learning resource that is hosted online by the University of Michigan. They have a lot of, they had a lot of really good information on the aardwolf. So to introduce you to the Aardwolf, they're about... They're between one and two feet tall at the shoulder, that's like one to two chickens. For our metric listeners, that's 40 to 50 centimeters.

Christian: I thought you were saying, "here's our units in chickens for our metric listeners."

Ellen: Well, you already introduced the chicken standard. So, um, 15 to 33 pounds or 7 to 15 kilograms. This is about the size of our dog. except a little taller. They're a little more slenderly built. They do look very dog like. They are, you know, quadruped carnivore, have that kind of look about them. They are, you'll find them in eastern and southern Africa and you'll really get what their appearance looks like when I tell you that their taxonomic family is Hyaenidae.

Christian: Oh.

Ellen: Yeah, this is actually a type of hyena. So there are four species in the hyena family. The other three are the spotted hyena, the brown hyena, and the striped hyena. So the aardwolf is farther removed from the other hyenas, so it looks very different from the other ones. The other three, mostly- they're more closely related. They kind of look like each other. The aardwolf is very much distinguishable from those. So the aardwolf is a lot smaller than other hyenas. It's a little more thinly built. It's kind of little. It has these little tiny little feet. It is kind of slender. Its fur is this tan brown color with black stripes. It has a black muzzle and a black bushy tail and it has these really big triangular ears and a mane of long fur on the back of its neck that goes down the back of its neck and all the way down the spine. And when it's agitated, the hairs stand up straight to make it look bigger. But, it looks like a dog. It looks a lot like a dog that looks like a jackal or a fox or something like that. And hyenas for the most part look like dogs, right?

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: They're actually in the Feliformia suborder, which means they are more closely related to cats than dogs. Yeah, the aardwolf is just basically a little hyena. It's just a tiny one. Now for effectiveness, I gave the aardwolf a 9 out of 10.

Christian: Alright.

Ellen: Whereas the other species of hyenas are carnivores that eat meat and they're kind of known for that like, bone crunching power...

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Aardwolves are specialized insectivores.

Christian: Really?

Ellen: They eat bugs. Specifically, they eat termites, and even more specifically they eat harvester termites of the family... Trinerviter...nimes....

Christian: Woah.

Ellen: Hold on, let me try again. Trinerviterm... Trinervitermes.

Christian: Okay!

Ellen: So these, these are also called snouted harvester termites. These are actually toxic to eat. They produce a toxin that discourages predators, since they actually forage for food up on the ground. Not like, hiding underground or they don't like burrow underground or anything. They forage above ground and their self-defense mechanism is a toxin that they produce. But the aardwolf is immune to the toxin and can eat them without any problem. The aardwolf, it's immune to this toxin, which I gave it an effectiveness point for a resistance adaptation. They have been reported very rarely eating carrion or like, small animals. So they do sometimes eat meat, but it's not very common. Even some people have said, oh no, they're not actually eating the meat. They're actually eating like maggots and beetles and stuff around the carrion. But it's kinda, the jury's kind of out. They eat meat sometimes, but they really don't prefer it.

Christian: Interesting.

Ellen: So aardwolves eat the bugs with their sticky, bumpy tongue. They have a tongue that's really, really, it's broad and it's very sticky. And when you look at it, it actually looks like a cat's tongue cause it's covered in bumps. So that's for gripping the termites. It picks them up off the ground by licking them. The aardwolf can eat between 200,000 and 300,000 termites per night.

Christian: Woah...

Ellen: Yes, they're nocturnal. So overnight they can eat two to 300,000 termites. So hyenas are known for their really, really powerful bone-crunching teeth, right?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: They have these, these just really thick skulls and very dense teeth. Now the aardwolf teeth are actually really small and much more thin. So they still have those canine teeth and they have like, some like molars and incisors and stuff, but they're very, very small. They're kind of like peg like, so they don't really do much chewing. Right? They're eating bugs. They don't have to chew bugs. They really don't have much use for their teeth. So their teeth have adapted to be very, very small, but their stomach is very muscular. Their stomach actually does all the grinding. So like, rather than chewing with their teeth, they kind of chew with their stomach. Yeah, that's kind of weird. Right?

Christian: So like, are the termites still alive when they get to the stomach, I wonder?

Ellen: I mean, they're probably really not like dwelling on them. They're probably just like licking them and swallowing them immediately. Right? Like it's just a termite,don't worry about it. So they do actually still have those powerful jaw muscles, but that's mostly for defending themselves or fighting each other.

Christian: So are these the kind of termites that are in like big mounds, or they're just...?

Ellen: So they do have like mounds, but they're probably not the ones that you're thinking of that are like, towering in the air.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: So, their very specialized diet kind of limits their habitable range to only areas where these species of termites are found. So that's kind of why I took a point off for effectiveness, is that they're so specialized that they can kind of only live in very certain areas. You know, like they don't have a lot of versatility, but, they're super specialized, so they're really good at doing what they're doing. They just have this one thing that they do and that's eat bugs, but they're really good eating those bugs. So yeah, that's my 9 out of 10 for effectiveness. They're well adapted to eat these little dudes. Ingenuity: I gave them an 8 out of 10. so I didn't really know how much I was going to find on aardwolf intelligence, but I found a couple of things. I thought this was really interesting: Even though they're fully capable of it, aardwolves do not eat all of the termites in the colony. They only eat some and they leave behind enough live termites to repopulate.

Christian: Okay...

Ellen: And then they move on and then they will revisit that mount every few months or so. So they'll like, give the termites time to build their numbers back up, and then a few months later they'll come back in and eat again. They're allowing their food to regenerate, they're not devastating the population, even though they could.

Christian: That's pretty smart.

Ellen: Yeah. I thought that was pretty bright of them. So they do this by memorizing the location of mounds of termites in their territories and they cycle through those mounds throughout the year to make sure that the termite supply is replenishing itself. So during the year they're going from mound to mound, they have this territory and they know where all the termite mounds are and they'll visit each one like throughout the year to make sure they're cycling through and give all the termites a chance to rebuild.

Christian: That's pretty awesome.

Ellen: Yeah. So that takes a lot of smarts, right? You have to like, know your territory well enough to know where the mountains are, which ones you've been to recently, which one it's time to go to again. Like it just, it takes a lot, right?

Christian: I mean, even we as humans messed that up.

Ellen: I could not do that.

Christian: Well, what I mean is, you know, just like we were talking with the puffin, you know we often over hunt things.

Ellen: Yeah. We ourselves have not figured that out yet. So yeah, I gave the aardwolf some points for, for using moderation.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: They're using moderation. So they're being responsible. Unlike some species I know. So something else that I thought was neat is that the aardwolf is nocturnal, so it spends the day time resting in their underground dens to escape the heat, but during the winter, their favorite termite, the snouted harvester termite goes inactive. So they eat a different species of termites to kind of bide their time until their favorite ones come back out. So the ones that they eat during the winter are active during like, the afternoon time. So the aardwolf will actually switch its habit up and become diurnal so that it's awake early enough to catch these termites when they're out. Yeah, so they'll like adjust their activity cycle to match their prey.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: I thought that was pretty cool.

Christian: Yeah!

Ellen: Other species of hyenas live in packs and they typically will have a den where the whole pack lives together, but aardwolves don't. They don't live in packs. They typically will live either on their own as a solitary animal or they'll live in a mated pair with another aardwolf that they're, that they are mated with. There's a reason for this. So hyenas eat meat and carrion, they pick it up and drag it back to their den and share it with their pack. Aardwolves can't do that. You can't exactly pick up a termite and bring it back to your den, right? So they don't really have a prey that they can share with other members of their pack. So there's no reason for them to be in a pack, right? They can't share. So that's why they don't live in a pack cause it would not benefit them.

Ellen: They can't bring termites home. So they have to forage for themselves. They do mate monogamously and they raise pups together with females staying in the den and caring for the pups while the male protects the den from threats outside. So not as egalitarian as the puffins, but a similar dynamic, right, where they'll have like a mated pair that, that stays together and raises the offspring. So that's my 8 out of 10 for ingenuity. I think they're pretty bright little critters. Aesthetics: 10 out of 10. I know we got tens across the board this episode, right? We got a couple of lookers here.

Christian: This is the aesthetic episode.

Ellen: This is a very aesthetic episode. This is a very, um, visually successful episode. So, 10 out of 10. This is a tiger puppy. It's a little puppy and it's covered in stripes and it's just so good. It's so cute. They have stripes, they have giant ears, they have a bushy tail, they have teeny tiny paws, they have a long hair down the base of their neck that looks like a rad mullet and that's pretty great for me. It's absolute perfection. Aardwolf has it all. If you've ever played the video game The Last Guardian, some visual inspiration for Trico in the last guardian was from the aardwolf.

Christian: I could see that.

Ellen: Yeah. You see it more so in the face. Because Trico does have like those big huge paws and like, kind of some more like catlike qualities, but you can really see it in the face. It's like pretty much the exact same muzzle and ears and like head shape and even the same black muzzle with like the black sort of almost tear marks down the side? Yeah. When you look at, you look at a side by side of Trico and an aardwolf, the face is definitely there.

Christian: Interesting.

Ellen: Yeah. And I loved that game, so I was happy to see that and to see that parallel.

Christian: Cool.

Ellen: Yep. So with a 9 for effectiveness, an 8 for ingenuity and 10 for aesthetics, that brings us to a 9 out of 10 for the aardwolf.

Christian: Excellent.

Ellen: This is a very good animal. So, gonna wrap up with some uh, conservation information. They're of least concern.

Christian: Really?

Ellen: They don't have a large territory that they live in. Like they don't have a wide range of places where they live. But in the places that they do live, their population numbers are doing pretty well. They're doing okay.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: Yeah, there's not really a lot of threats to the aardwolf. They can sometimes be preyed on by like, larger animals that might live there like jackals or something. So the aardwolf is actually a very good friend to the human. So think about it, right? They don't eat any animals that we would be using as livestock, right? They don't eat chickens or cows or anything like that. They provide pest control by limiting termite populations in the area. This is a great friend. You really want these around. This is like having really, really cute ground-dwelling bats around, right. They're like, they're just, you keep them around to keep the termites down. So this is a good friend. Now, sometimes aardolves will be mistaken for a fox or a jackal by a farmer, orr a lot of times farmers in that area will have domestic dogs that they have trained to kill foxes and jackals. And either the farmer or the dog will confuse the aardwolf for one of those animals that could be like threats to their livestock, and so they will kill the aardwolf by mistake.

Ellen: So that- every once in a while that happens. Though there aren't any sort of, like, people usually don't go out of their way to kill these little dudes because they are totally harmless. Honestly, they're not gonna do anything to you. Like they're fine. They're very shy. They don't really hang out near humans. They don't really, they're shy, they're nocturnal. You're really not going to see them very often and they just, they really won't bother you. I've seen some videos online of people like feeding, like rehabilitated aardwolves or aardwolves like in zoo exhibits and they'll just eat right out of your hand.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: They're very sweet and they're gentle and they're adorable and they're just very good friends. So in Jacksonville, Florida where we live, there is a brewery called Aardwolf and they make a beer called Aardwolf. Um, which I have been to one time. I went with my aunt and it's lovely and very good beer. And when I heard about it, I assumed that the aardwolf that was like depicted in like their logo and stuff and the name, I assumed that this was a cryptid of some sort. I assumed it was like a jackalope. Like I didn't think it was real. I thought it was mythological. I thought it was like, a cross between an aardvark and a wolf or something like that. I just kind of assumed it wasn't real. But when I, I got to kind of look it up and I realized it was real and it's also great,. It's so good. So I was really glad to see that. But actually, that prefix "aard" comes from the Dutch word for earth. So it's like an earth wolf, which is the same prefix as aardvark.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: So they both have similar names because they come from the same language.

Ellen: Cool.

Ellen: Yeah. But no relation to the aardvark. They have nothing to do with them actually, but still both very, very cute.

Christian: Also nothing to do with wolves, it sounds like.

Ellen: Yeah. Nothing to do with either of them. Completely unrelated to either one. So yeah, this is a, this is, I haven't had a chance to talk about hyenas on the show yet, so I was glad for this lesser-known hyena to be our sort of intro to. I think hyenas get a bad rep and they are not as bad as people kind of make them out to be. So I'm glad for the gentle and sweet perfect angel, the aardwolf, to be our intro to hyenas on this show.

Christian: Oh, how lovely.

Ellen: Yes, this is a good friend. So that's the aardwolf.

Christian: Yay! Thank you, honey. That was great.

Ellen: You're welcome. So that's all we have for this episode. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you to everybody who has been listening and also to everybody who has been recommending the show to your friends. We've been seeing our numbers steadily climb and that's been really delightful to see.

Christian: It's cool stuff.

Ellen: Yeah, this is great! So, um, you know, keep, keep letting your friends know that there's a cool animal podcast you listen to called Just the Zoo of Us and we can be listened to on you know, Spotify, iTunes, Google, some other different podcast listening apps. So you know, whichever app you are most comfortable using, use that. You can connect with us on our Facebook page by searching the title of the show. We are also on Twitter and Instagram, so find us on there. It should be pretty easy to find. There's only one of us... (there's actually zoo of us!)

Christian: Oh! There it is!

Ellen: Yikes, that was bad. I'm so sorry. If you have an animal species that you want to hear us review, you can submit it to us either by our Facebook page, if that's easier for you or at thezooofus@gmail.com. A transcript of this episode will be made available at justthezooofus.home.blog and as a final note, we would like to thank Louie Zong for the use of his song "Adventuring" from his album Bee Sides.

Christian: So, so good.

Ellen: It's excellent, as is the rest of his music, so go check him out. Okay. I think that's all we have for this week.

Christian: Thank you... So much...

Ellen: Why did you say that so weird?

Christian: That didn't work. Didn't work.

Ellen: Can you come up with a better sign off and it can't be, "I'm going to go see Spiderman"

Christian: Next episode: spider, and... Man.

Ellen: Okay. All right. That's going to do it for us here at Just the Zoo of Us. Thank you for listening.

Christian: Thanks everyone.

Ellen: We'll see you next week.

Christian: Byeeee!.

Ellen: Byeeee.

9: Axolotl & Goblin Shark

Christian: Hi, this is Christian Weatherford.

Ellen: And this is Ellen Weatherford.

Christian: And you're listening to Just the Zoo of Us, a podcast where we take your favorite animals and give them a rating from 1 to 10.

Ellen: I guess it could be zero to 10.

Christian: One of these days.

Ellen: Yeah, we haven't gotten there yet, but trust me it's coming.

Christian: We are not zoological experts. We do a lot of research and try our best to make sure we're presenting information from trustworthy sources. So if we get something wrong, hey, let us know.

Ellen: We will respond well to being called out. I promise you. And we will do our best to make it right

Christian: For sure. So, who's first this week?

Ellen: I believe I am.

Christian: What do you got for us babe?

Ellen: So earlier this week we made a post on Facebook asking you fine folks which animal we should review next, and we got a lot of suggestions and y'all were super thirsty for this one. This one was requested by Erica Carr, Amber Ocharan, and Lindsey Charlton. So thank you to all three of you who asked for this animal. And now we have arrived finally at the animal you've all been waiting for: the axolotl.

Christian: Mudkip! Just gonna get that out of the way.

Ellen: So yes, in English, this is the axolotl. I was just introducing it using the Nahuatl pronunciation, which I have butchered terribly and I'm so sorry, but it's kinda their animal, so I think they get to pick what we call it. Sure. But anyway, I'm going to be calling it the axolotl because, uh, I speak English and this is an English podcast, so that's just what I'm going to be calling it.

Christian: For now...

Ellen: I mean I don't have any plans to convert it to, you know, an ancient Aztec language podcast.

Christian: Aw, I'm going to have to change my notes now.

Ellen: Anyway, so axolotl. The scientific name is Ambystoma mexicanum. Before I really launched into it, I will let you guys know that I've got my information from National Geographic, axolotl.org and a Nature magazine article by Erik Vance in November of 2017. So I'm going to introduce you to my new friend, the axolotl. This is not a huge animal. They're only up to about a foot long. For our metric listeners, that's about 30 centimeters. They look very much like a giant tadpole, but a tadpole with these little legs and these really, really feathery frills around their face. This is Mudkip, so if you are familiar with the third generation of Pokemon, this is Mudkip, the water-type starter in generation 3. you can see the inspiration for that design with the frills around the face and also with the vertical like dorsal fin all the way down the body. So the only place in the world that you're going to find these in the wild is Lake Xochimilco, or at least what remains of it. This is an ancient, ancient, ancient lake in the southern part of Mexico City. This lake used to be part of a five lake system in the Valley of Mexico, but most of those lakes were drained to reduce flooding in Mexico City. Now, the axolotl is habitat has been reduced to just kind of these series of canals that are left behind in that area. That is the only place that you can find these in the wild in the entire world.

Christian: Wow, that's very specific.

Ellen: Yeah. It's just this one sort of lake region in Mexico. That's why these have like such a strong importance to Mexican culture because they're, you can only find them there. You can't find them anywhere else in the whole world. So the taxonomic family that axolotls are in is called Ambystomatidae. I really did my best on that. This family is also known as mole salamanders. So the Axolotl is a type of salamander.

Christian: Okay, makes sense.

Ellen: Yeah. There are 32 other species of mole salamanders in this family, such as the tiger salamander, the spotted salamander, a few other ones like that. Now, salamanders look like lizards, right? They're kind of shaped like lizards. They have the long body, they got the four legs, but they're actually not even a little bit related to lizards. They're actually amphibians.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: So they're more closely related to frogs. They have no relation to lizards, even though they kind of look like them. A lot of people mistake them for reptiles, but they're amphibians. So they breathe through their skin, like frogs do. Yep. So most other salamanders are amphibious. You know, they live on the land, but the axolotl lives exclusively in the water. So you are only going to find them in the water. They almost never come onto land. And I will describe the circumstances under which they come onto land in just a second, cause it's kind of wild. Since I'm going first I'll be introducing our rating system. So the first category we rate our animals in is effectiveness. We define this as how well the animal is physically built to do what it's trying to do. So this could be forms of defense, this could be how good it is at hunting. Basically just built in things at the animal has that gives it an edge. So for effectiveness, I gave the axolotl a 10 out of 10.

Christian: Woah!

Ellen: Ten, perfect score.

Christian: Alright, I gotta hear this.

Ellen: Yeah. So as I mentioned just a minute ago, the axolotl lives entirely in the water and does not come onto land like most other salamanders do. This is because when you are thinking of an axolotl, what you're imagining is actually their juvenile form. This is not a fully grown, mature adult. Well, they're mature, but this is not like the adult form of the axolotl. This is basically their, kind of in between their like, baby larval form and their adult form. It's kind of like their tadpole form just with legs.

Christian: So like their... Second evolution.

Ellen: Yeah. This is the second stage. This is the Marshstomp of their life cycle. So, now here's the thing, that is their juvenile form... They stay in that form for their entire life, which can be up to 15 years.

Christian: Soooo.... What's the next thing?

Ellen: So they do actually have an adult form. It's just they almost never ever, ever metamorphosize into it. Almost never. There are very, very, very particular circumstances that have to occur for it to metamorphose into the adult form. So the adult form, it looks more like a regular old salamander. It's kind of, it's whole body changes. Those feathery gills retract into the body, the lungs change so that it can breathe air, the eyes start to bulge out from the face, their skin gets really, really thick to keep it from drying out above the water, and it really just changes form entirely. It looks more like... what you would see, like a regular salamander looks like. Yeah. Now that adult form, they almost never will turn into that. And the ones that do metamorphose into their adult form usually do not survive for more than a year after that. So they can live up to 15 years in their like, juvenile form, but once they're in their adult form, they've got like less than a year left.

Christian: Woah...

Ellen: Yeah. So this process of staying in your juvenile form for your entire life is called neoteny. This is the concept of staying in your juvenile form forever. This is actually not very uncommon for salamanders. Like there are other salamanders that do this. So for the axolotl, this is an adaptation to an iodine deficiency in their environment. Iodine stimulates their thyroid to trigger the metamorphosis into adulthood. So where they live, their diet is low in iodine. So without getting iodine, they just stay in their juvenile form forever because their body never gets that trigger. So lab experiments have showed that you can force metamorphosis by exposing the axolotl to iodine. In lab environments, they gave the axolotl an iodine injection and they turned into the adult form.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: Yeah. It's very, very stressful. And people that keep these as pets basically say, don't do that. Don't, don't get your axolotl to metamorphose because it's very unhealthy for it. That is kind of an explanation for the axolotl's lifecycle that I found pretty interesting because it's an interesting adaptation to a deficiency in their diet, in their environment that kind of lets them thrive in a changing ecosystem.

Christian: So, can they breed in their juvenile form?

Christian: Yes.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: Yes. Yep. They reach sexual maturity in their juvenile form.

Christian: That makes me wonder what the point is of their final stage, then.

Ellen: At this point it's vestigial, right? They don't need it anymore. They don't use it. Actually in the wild, they don't do it at all.

Christian: Oh Man. What if humans had something like this? Like, oh if I eat... I don't know, too many tacos...

Ellen: Well, there's a lot of things in the axolotl that human researchers are trying to see if we can apply those concepts to humans. So the axolotl has an actual real life superpower. Like, Marvel comics superpower. When a human loses a limb and it has a wound, an open wound, the wound gets covered up with skin tissue, scars over, you know, like say say you lose a, your arm. Your arm just kind of grow skin over that place and then you know, you just have skin there forever.

Christian: Well, I don't know if it grows there. I know when the surgically, when they repair it, they, they pull the skin over and stitch it.

Ellen: The point being when a human has an open wound, it just gets covered over with skin tissue. You know, if you lost a limb then just skin grows there and then that's the end of it.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: Not so for the axolotl. When an axolotl is wounded, the cells near the wound convert into stem cells. So all of the cells near that wound convert into stem cells, and also other cells farther away from the wound start to actually move towards the injury and also convert into stem cells. Those stem cells then reconstruct any missing parts- bones, skin, nerves, anything as though it were growing in the egg all over again. Yeah, so this is really, really helpful for them because axolotls, will often fight each other, like for dominance or for whatever, and it's pretty common for their fights to result in them taking limbs off of each other. These are not big animals. They're pretty little, it's not that hard to just kind of yank one of their little legs off.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: So yeah, their body can completely rebuild itself. Like with no, no transplant, no graft, nothing. It just does it on its own.

Christian: That's incredible.

Ellen: Yeah. So they can regenerate entire limbs as well as their spinal cord, part of their brain, and their heart.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: They can regenerate parts of their brain. Yeah. So this whole regeneration process takes typically for an axolotl around 40 to 50 days. So about a month, like about a month and a half.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: You know, an axolotl loses an arm, you come back about a month and a half later, it now has the correct number of arms. It's like it never happened. That all is really neat. Okay. It can grow its own parts. Now here's where it gets wild. You can take part of an axolotl such as like, tissue from its eye or something that, attach it to a different part of its body, like its leg, and it will still regenerate. That axolotl now has an eye growing on its leg.

Christian: That's not good.

Ellen: This is a Mr potato head of an animal. You can just kinda stick parts wherever and it grows totally fine.

Christian: Oh no...

Ellen: Yeah. So this will even work with completely different specimens. So you can take one leg from one axolotl and stick it on another one and that leg will grow.

Christian: I'm uncomfortable.

Ellen: They know this works because they have genetically modified some axolotls to produce the green fluorescent protein, the protein that glows really, really bright green under UV lighting. This is not only super cool, looks awesome, very... I mean, can I say lit?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: It's so cool looking and it looks great, but it also helps scientists, you know, take a look at what's going on inside their bodies. So for the sake of the example I'm about to give you, I'm going to call the axolotl with the green fluorescent protein, I'm going to call it a glowing one.

Christian: Excellent.

Ellen: Scientists were able to observe that transplanting a part from a glowing one to a non-glowing one caused the non-glowing one to begin growing new parts... that glowed.

Christian: Huh.

Ellen: Showing that it was repairing its body using stem cells from the glowing one. So like they would put a glowing leg on a non-glowing axolotl. Now it has a glowing leg, yeah, because it's the same one you took for the other one, but later on say it loses a part of its spine and regrows its own spine, the spine will grow back glowing even though that was not part they took from the other one.

Christian: Huh.

Ellen: So like it's taking stem cells from the leg it got from the glowing one and repurposing it in its own body and they still blow.

Christian: That's crazy.

Ellen: Yeah. This is just so cool. Obviously its ability to regenerate its body is pretty dope. So that has led to it being extensively researched in labs. This is like one of the most heavily researched animals in the world.

Christian: Makes sense.

Ellen: Yeah. Obviously we got to figure out what's going on with this dude. So scientists are hoping to find information about the regenerative process in the axolotl's body in hopes that it can be applied to human regeneration, hoping that we can apply these sorts of concepts to things like cancer treatments and MS treatments and things like that.

Christian: Plus, you know, glowing body parts.

Ellen: Yeah. That's also so cool. That's so cool.

Christian: I don't know if that's a goal of the research, but...

Ellen: Probably not. So, yeah, I mean I figured, I mean if the name of the game is not dying, the axolotls kind of have this one cornered, right? This is some Deadpool, Wolverine nonsense.

Christian: Sure. A little stretched out over time, but that's okay.

Ellen: I mean, it takes them a little while, but like give them a minute. Right? Like they got about a 15 year lifespan, right? What's a month and a half going to hurt? I'm just saying, okay, let's give you a month and a half and see what kind of body parts you can regrow with a month and a half.

Christian: I can regrow... Fingernails?

Ellen: Yeah. And hair? Great. Awesome, nicely done. So yeah, I figured that warranted a perfect score in effectiveness. So moving on to our next category, we have ingenuity. We define ingenuity as the behaviors that this animal has displayed that show some sort of cleverness in dealing with their environment and creatively problem solving, creatively solving the problems that they encounter in their lives. So I gave the axolotl a 5 out of 10 for ingenuity. That's not great, but it's not terrible either.

Ellen: Axolotls are predators. They prey on anything that can fit in their mouths. This could be worms, bugs, small fish, things like that. Now the way that they catch prey is pretty interesting. They have this really, really wide mouth. So if they were to just lunge forward to try to grab something, they would be pushing water forward and pushing the prey away and be likely to miss. So they do something a little different. They catch their prey by very, very quickly opening their super big mouths, and what that does when they open it so quickly, it creates a vacuum that sucks water inside their mouths. If they do that close enough to prey, it sucks the prey into the mouth. I thought that was pretty neat, right? They're not just kind of jumping out at their prey. They're actually like using physics to pull the prey into their mouths.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: So that was pretty neat. I also gave them a couple of points for this kind of adorable thing that they do. So axolotls, being amphibians and not fish- so fish have swim bladders, right, to keep them upright in the water. Amphibians don't have that. Axolotls swallow rocks and pebbles, and this weighs down their belly, which keeps them upright in the water.

Christian: Okay!

Ellen: So it keeps them from like tilting side to side, or it just keeps them balanced better. When they intentionally swallow rocks like this, these are called gastroliths, like rocks in the belly. This is actually a pretty common practice among aquatic animals that don't have swim bladders, cause if you have a swim bladder, you don't need to do this. But if you don't and you live in the water pretty much full time, you kind of need something to keep you stable. Like seals do this, a lot of frog tadpoles do this when they're still living in the water. This is a common thing. It's just axolotls will also swallow rocks and pebbles. In captivity, when you keep an axolotl with gravel as a substrate in their tank, you'll find them swallowing bits of gravel, like off the bottom of the tank, they'll pick it up and eat it and it helps them swim better. It improves their accuracy when trying to catch their food.

Christian: Well cool, it's like a ballast or something.

Ellen: Yeah. Yeah. So it's like a keel that has given them a good way of neutralizing a disadvantage that they have of not having a swim bladder.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: So otherwise, not a whole lot to be said for the ingenuity of the axolotl. I mean, I don't think we expected too much from a salamander. Right?

Christian: Not exactly known to be tool users.

Ellen: No. I mean, if someone told me I had the ingenuity of a salamander, I think I would feel a little insulted. You have the wit of a salamander. That doesn't sound good, does it?

Christian: Sounds old timey.

Ellen: Oh, I like it though. It is kind of cute. So yeah, 5 out of 10 for ingenuity. And moving on to my final category for the axolotl, aesthetics: 9 out of 10. Easy. Clutch. He's got it. Cute mud, mud, Kipp, soft boy, permanent smiley face. They had, oh gosh, they're so cute. Just they have this really just content, happy look, and they look so soft and they're just adorable. Especially they have those really, really soft, feathery gills that like, some of them are frillier than others. Some of them are like, big and fluffy and look like ostrich feathers. But some of them are a little more subtle. It's kinda funny how much like, variation you'll see in the faces of the axolotls. So they're, they're very cute. 9 out of 10.

Ellen: So to summarize, that's a 10 out of 10 for effectiveness, a 5 out of 10 for ingenuity and a 9 out of 10 for aesthetics bringing us to an 8 out of 10 overall for the axolotl.

Christian: Good score.

Ellen: Yes, this is good animal. So going to wrap up with a couple of final points about the axolotl. These are super popular as both pets and research subjects. Actually there are way, way, way more in captivity than there are in the wild. So their conservation status is critically endangered. I got a lot of information on their conservation from a Nature Magazine article titled "Biology's Beloved Amphibian, the Axolotl is Racing Towards Extinction" by Erik Vance in November of 2017. So some of the primary threats to the axolotl in their native environment, they are very vulnerable to non-native fish. A lot of fish like carp, tilapia, mojarra, fish like that were introduced to Lake Xochimilco in the late 20th century.

Ellen: This was in like the sixties, seventies, eighties, they were introduced to that area actually to kind of like encourage people in that area to eat more fish, like to promote healthier diets. But these fish are now eating up axolotl like crazy. Especially when they're eggs or larva, they're very vulnerable to these larger fish. So that's threat number one. Threat number two: treatment facilities are releasing a lot of waste from Mexico City's sewer system into Xochimilco so that heavily, heavily, heavily pollutes the water with ammonia and all these other toxic substances that are really dangerous, especially to the axolotl, since being an amphibian in the water, they breathe through their skin so they're breathing all that toxic water. That's just a couple of the threats to the axolotl other than of course, you know, habitat loss. They, with all of these lakes being drained, they lost a ton of their habitat and are now kind of confined to these narrow canal areas.

Ellen: There are some efforts being made to increase their numbers. A lot of people are releasing captive bred axolotl is into the wild and that's worked a little bit, but not a lot and it probably won't be a viable longterm plan until the bigger threats are addressed.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: I mean, we can at least be thankful that with how popular the axolotl is outside of the wild, we can pretty much guarantee they'll never be extinct because so many of these are in like, controlled environments, but they're very rapidly approaching being extinct in the wild.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: So we have so many of these in captivity. But another problem is that a lot of the ones that we have in captivity can all be traced back to the same captive population of only like 30 or so. So there's not a lot of genetic variance among like, the captive axolotls so you're seeing a lot of inbreeding, but I mean at least we've got them, right?

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: Yeah. So we have a ton of these in captivity. We don't really have to worry so much about them going like extinct, extinct, but we do have to worry about them no longer being found where they are found, which would be really awful because they're very important to the cultural identity of this area. So, we're really rooting for the axolotl turning things around. We believe in you, axolotl!

Christian: Yeah, you can do it, Mudkip.

Ellen: We love you. I didn't pick you as my starter, but...

Christian: I did.

Ellen: Did you really?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: What'd you name him?

Christian: I don't know.

Ellen: Okay. Yeah, that's a, that's the axolotl for you. And thank you to everybody who suggested this one. I was really happy to learn more about it and I hope you guys were too. Yeah.

Christian: Thank you for that, Ellen.

Ellen: Yeah. Anytime. Okay, baby. What you got for us?

Christian: So this week I've got a real looker of a fish that lurks the dark waters of the ocean.

Ellen: Mm. You know, there's some real cuties down there.

Christian: Oh yes. This one is known as the goblin shark.

Ellen: That's not a promising name. Does not set this one up for success in the aesthetics department.

Christian: Oh, you know it. So this one was submitted to us by my own mother, Kathi Brooks, and also our friend Michael Solon.

Ellen: Thank you both.

Christian: Yes, thank you.

Ellen: Thanks mom.

Christian: The scientific name of the Goblin Shark is Mitsukurina owstoni. So that's obviously a Japanese name, and there's some story there, but I'll get to that a little later. So I want to talk about what these guys look like. I think a lot of people have seen images of these, either in textbooks or on the web, but when they're alive they are pinkish green, but when they have died and they've been preserved, they are brown. I think a lot of people, the image they have of a goblin shark is actually a preserved specimen.

Ellen: Ohhh. Probably not a great look. Right?

Christian: Right. Cause usually in alcohol or something.

Ellen: They did not wake up like this.

Christian: It's not that much worse, but you know. So first of all, my main source for the goblin shark is from the Florida Museum.

Ellen: Thanks, Florida Museum!

Christian: Yes. Pretty much every source I found describes the goblin shark as flabby looking.

Ellen: That's not, I guess probably not a word that comes to mind when you're thinking of deep sea creatures.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah. I guess, you know, maybe when you're imagining a shark, it's um, more toned, more sturdy. Right? But I guess not so much with these guys, they look softer and cuddly, maybe. That's probably the wrong word.

Ellen: Nope. That's not it. When you said like, more toned sharks, I was thinking of like Street Sharks.

Christian: With like six pack abs?

Ellen: So not like that.

Christian: Nope. And they have a rounded fins, also. Here's a little bit surprising. I didn't realize how big these things can get.

Ellen: Okay. Tell me about it.

Christian: Average between 10 and 13 feet.

Ellen: That's not right. Is it really?

Christian: Which, for our metric listeners, is between three to four meters. So that's our average, but it has been seen to be sometimes even over 18 feet, which is 5 and a half meters.

Ellen: Yall, this is why I don't go in the water.

Christian: These some bigguns.

Ellen: No thank you.

Christian: Where they're found that actually found all over the globe in deep waters? Usually. Right. But they've found them in every major ocean, which is interesting. Um, most are found from 885 to 3,149 feet, which again in metric is 270 to 960 meters deep, but has been found up to 4,265 feet or 1300 meters.

Ellen: That's almost a mile.

Christian: That's a lot. So to put that in scale, that is almost the equivalent of three empire state buildings,

Ellen: so well past the point that light can reach in the ocean. Good. So you don't have to see their faces.

Christian: Until it's too late! Um, the taxonomic order that they belong to is the Lamniformes. And here's some interesting other animals that belong to that: what are known as mackerel sharks, it's just like a classification of sharks, and sharks that belong to that are the great white shark and basking sharks.

Ellen: Now, I love those.

Christian: Right?

Ellen: They have the biggest smile.

Christian: There's something interesting about that order: one of their defining characteristics is that they maintain their body temperature at a higher temperature than surrounding water, which I guess is not normal for other sharks. So that's kind of the basic rundown of what these guys look like. Effectiveness. So I'm giving them a 6 out of 10 for effectiveness, for two things mainly, the first one being they're very skilled with electrodetection. So lots of sharks have this, where they can sense electric fields and magnetic fields. And these are little, almost like pores in their skin around their nose that are called ampullae of Lorenzini.

Ellen: Ohhh.

Christian: Yeah. It's a very interesting name. The Lorenzini part is the name of the person that discovered it.

Ellen: That sounds right.

Christian: Yeah. It lets it find prey using, sensing electrical fields and magnetic fields, which is useful in very, very dark environments, right? So speaking of that, the goblin shark has a very pronounced nose. This is mostly what contributes to the name of goblin sharks. They have this big long nose that extends far past its mouth.

Ellen: A real shnozz on that one.

Christian: Yeah. Speaking of its mouth, so here's number two for effectiveness. The jaws are designed to thrust forward to catch prey. A lot of people will have seen pictures of goblin sharks with their jaws just way out there. It's bizarre.

Ellen: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gross. I hate it. Yeah. Thanks for reminding me about that.

Christian: So they have these long, thin teeth that are designed to catch slippery prey. So it's thought that these eat shrimp, octopus, squid, that kind of thing. But they also have the teeth in the back for crunching, for lack of a better term.

Ellen: Oh great! It gets scarier the further down you go.

Christian: Well, they say they think that maybe that's for crabs. Um, so back to the jaws though. So the jaws are interesting in that they are designed to just, almost like a catapult type system. In a resting state, their jaws are fully extended, so it takes effort for them to pull them back in their mouth so that when they do go for prey, they just let it go. And just a matter of how the tendons are set up, it propels forward.

Ellen: Do they have rubber bands in their jaws? What are they doing?.

Christian: Basically! Basically.

Ellen: Oh my god, this is a tension bolt, This is a tension mounted crossbow animal.

Christian: So, so I should mention these things are rarely found alive. They're usually found as a product of bycatch. So these are deep sea trawlers that are fishing for other things and they just happened to pull these up. So a lot of the times these things are dead when they find them, or they don't live for very much longer when they do. So a lot of pictures that you'll see of goblin sharks are dead goblin sharks, so that of course when they're dead, since they're not able to hold it in anymore, their jaws are fully extended. Oh yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. And that actually has caused a little bit of confusion in the past in trying to identify this species because people would find preserved specimens of the goblin shark with their jaws at varying degrees of being... Out there, I guess?

Ellen: Of uh, retraction?

Christian: Yeah. So they would think, oh, these are different species, but really in reality it was the same species. It's just, you know, this one that's jaws were halfway out, this one, it's was fully out, that kind of thing.

Ellen: Oh my gosh.

Christian: Yeah. So that causes a little bit of confusion in trying to classify them. Very, very little is known about these sharks.

Ellen: Oh, okay.

Christian: So a lot of what I'm saying is kind of, uh, you know, people are guessing. So the diet is just guessed on the kind of teeth that they have, for example.

Ellen: Sure. Well they eat, uh, dreams and joy. That's what they eat.

Christian: So I mean, I didn't have a whole lot to go on, they obviously have a problem with fishing nets. Um, but most fish do, I suppose.

Ellen: Their true weakness. But only when dead, so clearly when they're alive they can swim away.

Christian: No, no, no. You misunderstand. They, they, they get caught in the net alive.

Ellen: Oh, I see. I see.

Christian: By the time they get pulled up they're dead. Or hey die shortly thereafter.

Ellen: Suck. Get wrecked.

Christian: So back to ingenuity, I'm giving this one a 5 out of 10. Um, again, nota particularly genius animal, but it is a predator in the water, and is a fish, so I gave it a 5 out of 10. Uh, aesthetics. Oh boy, aesthetics.

Ellen: Ohh, yikes. No, this one's not good.

Christian: Um, I gave it a two. A 2 out of 10.

Ellen: That's the worst one we've had so far.

Christian: So what it has going for it, is looking at it, you can tell it's a shark. I think that much you could identify.

Ellen: Oh, bless this creature.

Christian: Uh, yeah, it's face is something out of a nightmare.

Ellen: Yeah. It's very, this is the worst one. It's so bad.

Christian: So a 6 out of 10 in effectiveness, a 5 out of 10 ingenuity, and a 2 out of 10 in aesthetics comes to an overall of 4.3 out of 10.

Ellen: Mm. That's... Okay. That's rough.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah.

Ellen: Hey y'all, this is a review show. They can't all be winners. They can't all be great.

Christian: It's interesting and mysterious. I'll give it that.

Ellen: It's cool in its own way, I guess.

Christian: Right. So some fun facts. Well, sort of fun. Conservation status, they are least concern. So they are rare, but it is thought that's more because of where they inhabit usually. And since they've been found all over the globe, it's thought that they're probably doing fine.

Ellen: Great. Awesome. So glad that out of all the animals, I'm glad that the axolotl is critically endangered, but these hellish nightmare beasts are roaming the globe without a care in the world.

Christian: So, um, I'd like to talk about where the comes from a little bit more. So the goblin shark was named by an ichthyologist, I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly.

Ellen: You got it. Ichthyologist.

Christian: Yay. His name was David Starr Jordan in 1898.

Ellen: Was his middle name Starr?

Christian: Yeah. With two r's.

Ellen: And neither of his names where Joe?

Christian: You behave. So he was brought the specimen by a University of Tokyo Professor Kakichi Mitsukuri, and he received it from a ship master, Alan Owston. So they took those two guys' last names to create the scientific last name.

Ellen: Okay, I see. I hear that.

Christian: Yeah. And then where the common name goblin shark came from is from the old Japanese name for that shark, which is a tenguzame. A tengu is a mythical Japanese creature depicted with a long nose and red face. So that was the English translation. So in a lot of other languages, like the Germanic languages, it's known as the elfen shark.

Ellen: Elfen?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Like, like an Elf?

Christian: Yeah. Yeah.

Ellen: It kind of looks like a Gerudo from the Zelda games, with that big nose. But the Gerudo are like, beautiful and elegant and they look cool. The goblin shark is a disaster. Can you imagine being the guy that found the first one of these?

Christian: Nope. Go back in there.

Ellen: I... My heart goes out to this poor soul to be the first person to look at this eldritch horror and you're like, oh my gosh, it's so horrible on the outside. And then you look inside and it's got just teeth all the way down and you're like, oh! It's the stuff of actual, literal apocalyptic being. This is a harbinger of the end of days.

Christian: Yup. It wants my soul.

Ellen: Yeah. So I... just, bless that poor shipmaster that had to be the first one to lay eyes on this.

Christian: Maybe he was friends with that professor and he was like, hey man, check this out. So yeah, that's where the name comes from. So earlier I mentioned they're usually caught as bycatch, but when they have been caught, people have tried dry salting them to eat. Um, I couldn't find...

Ellen: To absorb its power? Like why would you want to do that?

Christian: I don't know. And I couldn't really find anything on whether that's good or not. But they're pretty valuable as specimens because of that, because they are so rarely found.

Ellen: Good. Leave them that way. We don't need more of these.

Christian: People have tried to keep them in captivity, but they do not survive for long.

Ellen: Why would you want to do that? Why would you want an extended period of time for you to be around this creature?

Christian: I mean, we're talking like a couple of days or a week and then they die. That's probably because, you know, they're used to an environment that is hard to recreate in captivity.

Ellen: Yeah. Like they need like a lot of pressure, right? And so like, a highly pressurized...

Christian: Well that's the thing too, so they're found very deep, but it's thought they could also be oceanic. So, there's just not a whole lot known about them.

Ellen: I feel like there aren't a lot of like deep sea creatures that can be kept in captivity.

Christian: That's true.

Ellen: Like we've seen some, uh, deep sea creatures in aquariums, but they were mostly the things like crabs and like, I dunno, I feel like they were like bottom dwellers and just like things that didn't really require a lot of like, swimming space. So I feel like, like a very large, deep sea animal would be like, nearly impossible to recreate their habitat.

Christian: Right. Cause you know, they're used to thousands of pounds of pressure that we would not be able to recreate.

Ellen: Yeah. It's not, not possible. And just why would you want to? I mean like what kind of an aquarium pull would that be? Like, hey, come look death in the face.

Christian: You can't see them but they're there!

Ellen: But you wouldn't even want to see them!

Christian: Um, so it's thought that they're not very dangerous to humans. That's mostly because of how rare it would be to encounter these. But it has been said anyway, that because of their size it could be dangerous, right?

Ellen: I mean, I feel like if you see one of these and you're alive long enough from the shock of just like, if you don't just immediately have a heart attack and die of panic from seeing one, I feel like that would do you in right there. You don't even have to worry about the teeth. You're already dead. Omae wa mou shindeiru.

Christian: Dang, two Jojo references. Um, and then my final kind of thing about these things, they're thought they give birth the same way a lot of the other sharks in their order do, which are through eggs that are within the body. And the term for that is... ovovivaporous. Nope.

Ellen: Try again?

Christian: I'm gonna try that again. Ovoviviparous.

Ellen: Ovo...vivi...

Christian: Yep. So that's the term, I probably pronounced it wrong, deal with it. Uh, so that's the thought, though, and that's, that's just because, you know, they haven't actually found a pregnant female.

Ellen: I think they're gravid, right? When they have eggs. Hold on... pregnant... shark...

Christian: Doo doo, doo doo...

Ellen: I guess it would be pregnant. I thought they would be gravid cause they're eggs, but maybe not. Oh, well, okay. Anyway. Moving on.

Christian: So yeah. Um, eggs within the body of the mother, but that's just theory because they haven't actually found a pregnant specimen yet. Which kind of reminds me of... Wait, nevermind. I was gonna make a Lord of the Rings reference.

Ellen: You can make it! It's okay. There's other people listening. It's not just me.

Christian: Okay, here we go. So that reminds me of how in Lord of the Rings, specifically the Two Towers, Giml was talking about like, oh, they don't think there's any female dwarves! They think we just pop out of the ground! And then Aragorn says it's because of the beards. I thought it was funny.

Ellen: Okay. I believe you.

Christian: Thank you for your pity laugh.

Ellen: It's an "I believe in you" laugh. It's a supportive laugh.

Christian: Yaaay. So that's the goblin shark. Thanks again to mi madre and also our friend Michael.

Ellen: Yeah, thank you both for subjecting me to this terror.

Christian: And listeners, go out, look at pictures...

Ellen: Don't.

Christian: Do it.

Ellen: Nope. I don't recommend it. Okay, so now I might be biased because I am very thalassophobic, so I'm typically not too keen on our wet friends. So, hate it. Hate it a lot. No friend to me.

Christian: One of these days.

Ellen: That's just my thoughts. One of these days, what? One of these days you're going to get me in a submarine and take me to the bottom of the ocean and really show me the light?

Christian: I can show you a world...

Ellen: Don't. No.

Christian: Uh oh... A leak!

Ellen: Nope. Don't worry, I'll just kill myself. Well thank you my love. That was a really interesting experience that we've had together.

Christian: You are sooo welcome.

Ellen: I think that about does it for us. I think we're all done here today. Thank you so much for listening. You can connect with us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. Just search the title of the show. That should bring you to us. Please, if you like what you hear, please let your friends know about us. Kind of spread the word a little bit. Let people know, hey, there's this really cool podcast about animals that I've been listening to, and send them our way so that they can listen too, and yeah, we're just, we have some cool plans for things we want to do with the show takes off. So we would be really excited if you could help us kind of get the word out. If you have an animal species you want to hear us review, you can submit it to us via our Facebook page. Last week we did a Facebook post where we asked people to comment their suggestions and that worked out really, really well. Or, if you'd rather keep it a surprise, you can submit it to us at thezooofus@gmail.com. A transcript of this episode will be made available at justthezooofus.home.blog and our last kind of wrapping up little tidbit, we want to thank Louie Zong for the use of his song Adventuring off of his album Bee Sides.

Christian: Yes, thank you so much. Great Song.

Ellen: Yep, we use it as our intro and outro and um, all of his music and content is really wonderful. So go check out Louie Zong. And that's all we have for today, so thank you so much for listening.

Christian: Thanks everyone.

Ellen: Thank you. Goodbyeeee!

Christian: Bye!

8: Florida Panther & Red Lionfish

Christian: Hi everyone, this is Christian Weatherford.

Ellen: And this is Ellen Weatherford.

Christian: And you are listening to Just the Zoo of Us, where we take your recommendations for animals and rate them in categories such as effectiveness, ingenuity and aesthetics on a scale of... Zero to 10? I don't know if we've established a minimum.

Ellen: Well, you gave a 1, that's the closest we've gotten to zero.

Christian: That's true. Maybe we'll save that for future. And we are not zoological experts, we do this out of fun. We do some research and we try to do our best here.

Ellen: And if you catch a mistake that we've made, we can be connected with on social media and feel free to call us out and let us know if we got something wrong and we will do our best to make it right.

Christian: Definitely. All right, so I believe it is my turn to go first this week.

Ellen: It is. Let me hear what you got this week.

Christian: This animal was given to us by our friend Julie Gilson on a Facebook comment I believe.

Ellen: Thank you Julie.

Christian: Yes. So this week we've got the Florida Panther. So the Florida panthers is known by a couple of different names. Puma is one of them.

Ellen: Oh, okay, so a puma is the same thing as the Florida Panther. These are not different animals.

Christian: Yeah, yeah. And the scientific name, two different ones because there's a bit of a debate around the appropriate sub species, but one of them is Puma concolor cougar, whereas the other one is Puma concolor coryi, and I'll talk about why there's that differentiation a little later. So for the Florida Panther, I'm pulling most of my information from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife website. So let's get right into it. The Florida Panther: basic size for an adult, it differs a little bit between male and female in terms of weight, that is. So a male will weigh anywhere from 100 to 160 pounds, or 45 and a half to 72 kilograms. So that's pretty big, right?

Ellen: It's big cat.

Christian: I guess a lighter human or maybe average. I'm a little bit bigger than average.

Ellen: Oh, lighter, you think? That's a lighter human? That's good to know.

Christian: Oh nooo... A female cougar weighs 64 to 100 pounds, or 29-45 and a half kilograms. As far as their length is concerned, from nose to tail, 5.9 to 7.2 feet or 1.8 to 2.2 meters long.

Ellen: That's bigger than I would've thought based on the weights that you gave me.

Christian: Yeah, they're, they're big, but they're not chunky. They're agile.

Ellen: Oh, they're slim. Compact.

Christian: Yeah. And not, I guess I wouldn't say- they're not cheetah slim.

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: But they are lighter than say, lions.

Ellen: Okay. So these are built for agility.

Christian: Right. So the location, as the name might imply, Ii Florida in the United States, but specifically southern Florida, a particular area. Uh, so that's their breeding area, but males have been found to farther north, even as far north as Georgia. Their taxonomic order is carnivora and the notable evolutionary relatives are just other subspecies of panther. So again, going over our rating system: three categories, we have effectiveness, ingenuity and aesthetics. Effectiveness is how well do they do what they do. And ingenuity is, you know, uh, intelligence for those out there in the D&D scene like us.

Ellen: I would even- I would put also wisdom and probably even charisma into the ingenuity category.

New Speaker: I can see that, I guess it's a little dynamic, Huh?

Ellen: Your mental traits.

New Speaker: Yeah. And then finally, aesthetics. That one's pretty self explanatory. How cute they be. In each of these, we give a rating out of 10.

Ellen: A completely arbitrary, completely made up rating out of 10.

New Speaker: It's true. So don't @ me. Effectiveness: I'm giving the Florida Panther an 8 out of 10.

Ellen: That's pretty good.

New Speaker: It's a very effective hunter in its environment. The Florida panther goes after deer, wild hogs, raccoons, armadillos, rabbits, and even livestock and pets.

Ellen: Sounds like anything smaller than the panther is fair game.

New Speaker: Yeah, they're pretty, uh, they're pretty good at what they do in terms of hunting. They're usually very reclusive. It's kind of rare to see them honestly. And being a Florida native, I don't think I've ever actually seen a wild Florida panther.

Ellen: I've definitely never seen one outside of a zoo.

New Speaker: Yeah. Although now that I think about it, I guess I've never been to the exact area that they're known to be in.

Ellen: Yeah, we're up in the northern side of Florida.

New Speaker: Yeah. So yeah, 8 out of 10 for effectiveness. Ingenuity: um, I didn't find much to give them any points here. I'm just giving them a, I guess a bland six out of 10 for being, you know, a hunter, a cornerstone species Predator,

Ellen: Middle of the road.

New Speaker: Yeah.

Ellen: Nothing special, but not the worst.

New Speaker: Yeah, for sure. So like I mentioned, they're reclusive. Uh, I guess a negative I would give them is they're not very good with dealing with automobiles. They often are killed in automobile accidents.

Ellen: Mmm... The panther's only known natural predator.

New Speaker: I did see something that said the American alligator is a natural predator, but I could not find a source for that.

Ellen: Oh! That was... I said that in episode one.

New Speaker: Oh, did you!

Ellen: I think. Maybe.

New Speaker: Source: Ellen.

Ellen: Source is me!

New Speaker: So, right. 6 out of 10 for ingenuity. Aesthetics: I'm giving a full 10 out of 10.

Ellen: You're really dishing out the 10 out of 10s in aesthetics, aren't you?

New Speaker: I think Florida panthers are some of the cutest things around.

New Speaker: Oh my goodness.

New Speaker: They're absolutely adorable. So for those who may have never seen a picture of these, and just a quick reference here, the mountain lion is pretty much the same species, so if you've seen pictures of those,you already know what they, what these look like, but their whole body is tan and the midline of the back is a darker brown or rust color, and their belly is white of course.

Ellen: Excellent.

New Speaker: And the tip of their tail, the back of the ears and the muzzle are black.

Ellen: It's kind of a pointed look. It has some accents.

New Speaker: It's fierce.

Ellen: You said that about the lynx too.

New Speaker: There's some, there's some common aesthetic choices here. Florida panthers, very, very cute. And I assume, based on pictures and what I've seen, their fur looks super soft.

Ellen: I've never touched one.

New Speaker: Me neither.

Ellen: And you know what? Sadly, I probably never will.

Christian: That's probably for the best though, I imagine. So if you thought the adults were cute...

Ellen: Oh boy.

New Speaker: The kittens are even cuter.

Ellen: I have seen a picture of the baby Florida panther kittens recently and came to the revelation that they have spots.

Christian: Yeah! They're spotted, which they grow out of as they grow older, but also they usually have these blue eyes as kittens.

Ellen: Ohhh. Too Precious.

New Speaker: They're really, really cute.

Ellen: Yeah. I didn't realize that they had these, these little spots on them because by the time they're grown, they're just the solid tan color.

Christian: Yeah. So full 10 out of 10 aesthetics for the Florida Panther.

Ellen: Excellent.

New Speaker: So with the three scores of 8, 6 and 10, that gives us an average of 8 out of 10.

Ellen: That's a good cat.

New Speaker: It's a very good, really good cat. So earlier I mentioned about the differentiation in their scientific naming. So this is because there has been some disagreement on how to categorize the subspecies of the Puma concolor. So at one point there was over 30 sub species, some consider the Florida panther to be its own subspecies...

Ellen: As it rightfully should be. We deserve our own panther.

Christian: But based on a 2014 study of mitochondrial DNA of the Puma, they've, well I won't say they, but a lot of people consider there to be one subspecies for all of the Puma that are in the North and Central America. So the Mountain Lion, the Florida Panther, all of those considered to be the same subspecies. Okay.

Ellen: I think of the word "cougar" when I think of like an umbrella term to describe all of these sorts of North American mountain lions.

Christian: Yeah. So that's actually the sub species name. So it's Puma concolor cougar to describe that group, whereas other groups still consider the Florida panther to be its own sub species, which is where that other sub species name coryi comes from. C-O-R-Y-I, not sure if I'm pronouncing that right.

Ellen: It's all right. You're doing your best.

New Speaker: So here's something interesting. The conservation status of the Florida Panther, um, I think a lot of natives of Florida already aware, but they are in fact endangered.

Ellen: Poor kitties.

New Speaker: Yeah. So a lot of that has to do with the loss and degradation of their habitat, but also their habitat being separated from each other. I think we talked about this with the Asian elephant, right?

Ellen: Right, similar concept.

New Speaker: Yeah, where something kind of splits their environments and it's having a problem with the groups getting into other groups.

Ellen: Yeah. So that makes breeding and mating difficult, and then that leads to decrease genetic diversity, and then inbreeding and it's not good for the species in the long run.

New Speaker: Yeah, so it's funny you mention that because with the Florida panther, they've had problems with a lack of genetic diversity because what happens is maybe a big roadway will split their habitat. So what they found is Florida panthers, will either not cross those roadways anymore or they will die trying. Right. So what'll happen is you'll have smaller and smaller groups that are breeding, you have inbreeding going on. So one way they tried to help this is they brought eight female pumas from Texas and kind of introduced them into the southern Florida area. And after a while, they had over 20 kittens, and then remove those that were still living, cause some passed away because of natural causes. But after they did that and you know, more recent studies, they're already seeing the benefits of that. So introducing that group from a different part of the country is helping them with their genetic diversity.

Ellen: But those are Texas panthers...

New Speaker: So this goes back to it, right? So no matter what your flavor, they're still the same species, right?

Ellen: I guess...

New Speaker: So what they're really arguing is their sub species.

Ellen: Sure. But still they're not OUR Florida panthers.

New Speaker: So they're trying to bring them back, right. They're trying to help as much as they can. That their goal is to have three populations of at least 240 individuals, not counting parent dependent and kittens. The kittens do spend quite a bit of time with their mother, usually.

Ellen: Gosh, there aren't even that many?

New Speaker: No, there's not that many.

Ellen: Oh man. That's not very many at all.

New Speaker: Yeah. So ways to help, which I was surprised, um, how much literature there is on this, but some ways to help the Florida panther are to, one, drive slowly and panther country as they put it.

Ellen: Uh, what constitutes panther country?

New Speaker: So the territory of the Florida Panther is defined as the part of Florida that is just south of the Caloosahatchee river.

Ellen: Oh, okay. That's, that's way down there.

New Speaker: It is quite. Quite a ways. So yeah, number one to help is to make sure you drive slowly while you're in that area because like I mentioned earlier, they have a large amount of incidents where the panthers will die because of automobile collisions. And then second to help, they asked that you report any sightings or interactions to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission at 1(888) 404-FWCC. So they ask you to do that so they have a better understanding of the movement and presence of the Florida Panther.

Ellen: You know, I've seen where they are posting like videos of motion activated cameras that have caught videos of panthers crawling around. It's really cool to watch.

Christian: It is. It is. And you can even find videos of the kind of more northwest relatives. The mountain lions, again, same species, but in that part of the country they're known as mountain lions. You can see them, you know, playing around in snow and eating... Caribou? I don't know if that's the correct animal.

Ellen: Eating ungulates. Various hoofed animals.

Christian: So the last way to help panthers: the Florida Panther Research and Management Trust Fund, it is primarily funded by owners of the Protect the Panthers specialty license plate. So you may have seen these around, these are Florida license plates on cars and they have the Florida panther smack dab in the middle. I think they're pretty cool looking.

Ellen: I need to go to the DMV right now.

Christian: So people that have these plates, they pay $25 towards this fund every year when they do their registration renewal, and that goes to supporting panther research. So again, that was the Florida Panther Research and Management Trust Fund.

Ellen: Oh, that's so great. I'm glad they do that. I'm going to have to, um, you know, I just kind of have like the default Florida license plate that has a little orange in the middle of it.

New Speaker: Yeah. Same.

Ellen: So I think next time I go to get my, uh, title or registration renewed, I'm going to ask them for the panther license plate.

Christian: Yeah. You know, there's a whole website on, on how to get those plates and how they work. Maybe we can include those as a description somewhere.

Ellen: Yeah, I'll throw them up on the social media.

New Speaker: Awesome. So that's all I have for the Florida Panther.

Ellen: Oh, thank you so much. That was so good. I really like this animal. And thank you, Julie for suggesting it.

Christian: Yes. Thank you, Julie. All right, Ellen, what do you got for us this week?

Ellen: The Red Lionfish. Yes. You probably know the fish that I'm talking about because this is a very popular fish to have in fish tanks. So you'll find these in a lot of like bougie aquariums. They're very visually impressive. So first of all, the red lion fish's, scientific name is Pterois volitans. That's with a silent p by the way, P-T-E-R-O-I-S volitans.

New Speaker: Oh, like a pterodactyl type thing.

Ellen: It's not similar to a pterodactyl, no.

Christian: I would be pterrified.

Ellen: Wow. Aw jeez, okay. So the information that I've got on the red lionfish I got from NOAA's National Ocean Service, the Florida Museum of Natural History, a couple of different articles from Smithsonian Magazine, and a slate.com article that I'll talk about a little bit later on. So to kind of introduce you to the lionfish, if you're not already familiar, this is not too big of a fish. It's 12 to 15 inches or 30 to 38 centimeters. So a little bit of a decent size, but it's not so big. Now, it's most easily identified by its... I know fish don't have plumage, but plumage is the word that I really want to use. The lionfish has this Mohawk of long, rigid spines and rays that jut outward from its body all along the, all along the spine and along like the bottom of it. It also has these long fanned out fins that have these sort of, they look like ribbons that trail behind the fins and also the tail fans out and it's just, it's extravagant.

New Speaker: Oh yeah.

Ellen: It has a very ornate appearance to it. So it's got these long spines sticking out everywhere. Also the entire body, including the spines and the fins, is covered in these alternating red and white zebra stripes. So that's where the red part of the name comes from. It's the red lion fish, but it has these red and white zebra stripes all over it. And also the name lionfish comes from the appearance of its long flowing fins and spines really makes the fish look a lot bigger than it is. And that kind of has a similar effect of the mane of a lion, of a male lion that, that big, poofy mane that really puffs it up and gives it a lot more size than it really has. It's, it's similar to a, to a lion. A lot of other people who deal closely with lionfish on a regular basis also draw parallels between the attitude of the lionfish and its namesake. Apparently they have similar personalities, but...

New Speaker: That's unfortunate.

Ellen: Yeah, I'll talk about that in a minute. So that's why they call it the lionfish. So originally, the lionfish is from the South Pacific and Indian oceans. So this is Australia, French Polynesia, Japan and Korea, that whole sort of area. However, these days you can find them throughout the western Atlantic Ocean. So all along the eastern coast of north and Central America as well as a heavy presence in the Caribbean Sea.

New Speaker: Wow, that's a big, it's a big chunk of space.

Ellen: Yes, it is. The family they belong to is called Scorpaenidae, also known as scorpion fish. This is a big family. There are hundreds of species of these scorpion fish and the common thread among scorpion fish is that they have these spines that you see on the lionfish. So one of the most notable relatives that I found of the lionfish is called the stone fish. And this is the world's most venomous fish. The number one, like most venomous fish in the world. Wow. It doesn't belong to the same family, but it is a pretty close relative. And I found that noteworthy, so I mentioned that.

New Speaker: Yeah, for sure. I believe I've heard of the media somewhere.

Ellen: Yeah, yeah. There's no shortage of coverage of these dudes. So for effectiveness, I gave these dudes a 7 out of 10. So the spines aren't just for appearances in all of those spines all along their body, they have these glands and the glands produce a really strong neuromuscular venom. So this is a super venomous fish. Now there aren't any published reports of death resulting from a sting from a lionfish, but boy does it hurt. It hurts real, real, real bad. So I collected a couple of quotes from the Internet from people. I've never been stung by a lionfish, so I collected a couple of quotes. Mike Ryan at Horizon Divers says, "it won't kill you, but it'll make you wish you were dead."

New Speaker: Oh man, that's intense.

Ellen: Mmhmm. Jeff McGregor, in the Smithsonian magazine article that I read describes, he says, "the guys on the dock will tell you that the sting of a lionfish is like getting hit hard by a hammer, then injecting the bruise with hot sauce."

New Speaker: Oh no...

Ellen: Yeah, it's very bad.

New Speaker: That's so graphic.

Ellen: Yeah. So you won't die from it, but you might as well. It's really, it hurts so bad. So they, this is kind of their primary defense mechanism, right? They've got these pointy spikes full of venom. What more do you need to keep yourself safe from predators?

New Speaker: Not much.

Ellen: And also that sort of visual indicator, those bright red and white stripes like, hey, don't mess with me.

New Speaker: Yeah, so it has the bark and then the bite to back it up.

Ellen: Yeah. It's not playing around now other than it's sort of defensive technique. It, it has this extremely quick strike. So the way they catch their prey is that they corner it. So they have this intimidation factor where they like, puff up their spines and they stretch their fins out so that they look bigger than they are and they corner the prey and then once they are close enough to it, they have a really, really fast strike. They really fast reflexes, but I mean they're really, really quick when they're striking, but other than that, they just kind of like slowly drift around. They're not in a hurry to particularly get anywhere. So their mouth is full of these really tiny little teeth that really just serve for grasping prey and holding them. But that's about it. They're not doing any damage with their teeth really, but they are very, very fast when they're catching prey, otherwise they're not fast at all. So that's why I gave them a 7 out of 10. They have pretty good defense, pretty good damage output. But you know, other than that, they don't really do too much. You know, they're, they're also vulnerable to being attacked from behind. So in their native territory, the predators that prey on them, such as cornetfish, will attack them from behind and kind of get the sneak on them because they are, they do just kind of like drift around. They're not very fast. So they're kind of easy to catch if you get them from the right angle.

New Speaker: Interesting.

New Speaker: Yeah. That's only in their own native territory, which I'll talk about, uh, the difference between that and where they currently are in just a second. But moving on to ingenuity. This is a fish, I gave it a 3 out of 10. It's not a bright fish, like, so I gave them 3 points for their hunting strategy. Like I said, they stalk their prey and then intimidate it and just kind of like corner it and then gobble it up once it's kind of cornered. So I gave him a couple points for being able to figure that out. Now I- major deductions for their failure to understand fear. They don't fear death at all. They are totally confident. They are, everyone that kind of like is around them often describes them as being indifferent to threats. They just kind of are like, yeah, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? I'm literally covered in venomous spikes.

New Speaker: "What are you gonna do, eat me?"

Ellen: Quote from fish eaten. Yeah, they just kind of like drift around. They don't care. You can kind of swim right up to them and they'll get a little agitated but they won't like, flee from you and they kind of wish you would. They kind of wish you would. They just have this very arrogant attitude about them where they just kind of drift around and don't really care.

New Speaker: "Hey, I'm swimming here!"

Ellen: So yeah, they're, they don't really, they don't fear death. And I thought that was kind of dumb. Something that they also do that's really dumb is that they do not stop eating when they're full.

New Speaker: I can relate to that.

Ellen: Ah, yeah, me too. Uh, and it's something that I deduct my own ingenuity points, but, so the lion fish are kind of a bottomless pit. They just eat and eat and eat and eat and eat as much as they physically can, which has led to a whole plethora of problems in their own environment, but also problems for the lionfish itself. Lionfish are starting to become obese.

New Speaker: Oh...

Ellen: Yeah. Lionfish in the Atlantic are starting to store fat in their body where there should not be fat because they're eating so much. You don't think of fish as becoming fat, but these are some fat fish. So it's starting to actually like affect their health because they don't know when to stop eating. So they have kind of screwed themselves over with their own impulsive eating habits. Not to say that's not relatable, but I gave them pretty major deductions for that. So 3 out of 10 ingenuity. Moving on to aesthetics. This is kind of the big strength that the lionfish has. I gave it a 9 out of 10 because: work. This fish right here. This fish right here? This fish right here. Look this fish up if you haven't recently cause, so they have those long, fanned out pectoral fins, they remind me a lot of paper fans, right? Like it also looks like they have these ribbons that trail off the ends of them. And just really the whole look is just so good. It's just so good. It's beautiful.

New Speaker: Which I guess is probably why they're so popular in aquariums.

Ellen: Right. So their very impressive appearance led to them becoming really, really popular to put in personal fish tanks. And then when people started keeping them in fish tanks, then when they couldn't take care of them anymore, since they're so pretty, people were like, well, I don't want to just, you know, I guess humanely euthanize it, I'll just set it free. Don't do that. Don't do that. That's bad.

New Speaker: Yeah, when has that ever turned out good?

Ellen: No, not good. So to sum up my score for the red lion fish, that was a 7 out of 10 for effectiveness, a 3 out of 10 for ingenuity and a 9 out of 10 for aesthetics. Bringing us to an overall total of 6.3 out of 10 for the lion fish.

New Speaker: Okay.

Ellen: Now I am going to deduct some points for being honestly rude. Honestly, just so rude. I'm going to deduct some points because they have really become a major problem. Lionfish are devastating ecosystems in the southeast United States and Caribbean waters. Like,, we've talked about a couple of endangered and threatened species on this show where the efforts are being made to like preserve them and make sure we're doing everything we can to bring their numbers up. This is the complete opposite of that problem. There are way too many of these dudes in places where they're not supposed to be. So like I said, they've been released into the Atlantic Ocean, mostly by the pet trade people that just like the pythons that we talked about in South Florida, they were released from the pet trade and just kind of set off into the wilderness thinking, "surely no harm will come of this," and harm came of that.

Ellen: I got a lot of this information from a slate.com article by Christie Wilcox in July of 2013, the title of the article is "The Worst Marine Invasion Ever." So the problem with lionfish in the Atlantic is that in their native habitat there are a lot of fish that evolved with the lionfish and is familiar with the lionfish. So these are cornetfish sharks, grouper, they regularly eat the lionfish because they know what they are, right? They look at them, they're like, this is something I can eat. I know how to handle this. Nom nom nom, nom, nom, nom, nom delicious. So no real problems there because there are predators that keep their populations in check. Not so in the Atlantic because they've been introduced to this completely new ecosystem very suddenly and very recently, so too recently for predators to have developed any sort of habitual like, preference for eating them. So they are so dissimilar to anything else that lives there. There's nothing else in this ecosystem that looks like them. So the problem with that is that local predators don't recognize it as prey and smaller creatures don't recognize it as a predator.

New Speaker: Sneaky sneaky.

Ellen: Because it moves very slowly, right, it doesn't look like that. It probably doesn't look that threatening if you don't know what to look out for. So on either end, right, the ecosystem that they've been introduced to is just completely unprepared for responding to this fish. So the predators don't know to eat it, the prey don't know to run away. It's just really bad. This combined with the lionfish's, uncontrollable appetite is just kind of a recipe for disaster. So like I said, the lionfish don't stop eating when they're full. Lionfish are starting to become obese and they are eating way, way, way more than their fair share of the prey. And they will eat anything that will fit in their mouth. It's not like they have one particular thing that they eat, right? It's not like, oh they only eat this one type of shrimp, or oh they only eat this one mussel. They eat anything. The problem here is that they're eating things like parrotfish, which are really important to the control of algae and seaweed growth cause they're herbivores. So the parrotfish is important for keeping the growth of plant life in check. So the lionfish are eating the parrotfish, which is making the algae and seaweed growth all out of whack. Also the small little, little cleaner fish that you'll see, little fish that will come up to other fish and like clean their bodies and clean little parasites and stuff like that off of the bigger fish?

New Speaker: Yeah.

Ellen: Well, the lionfish eats those too, which means that now the big fish are more vulnerable to infections and parasites. So that's now threatening those populations in that way too. And also they're just kind of eating up any other little prey that is shared by other predators in the area, so like snappers, groupers, stuff like that. Really just getting a competitive edge against all of these other predators that- it's already, with the way that climate change is affecting those areas, they're already on the fragile side, and the lion fish is just coming through and cleaning up shop. Like just cleaning 'em out. These crazy insatiable appetites are just depleting the food available to other species in the area, which is becoming a huge threat to the biodiversity in that area in general. And they're eating so many other fish and leaving not only the other fish but also themselves with so few food options that they've started eating each other. Like lionfish have started cannibalizing each other.

New Speaker: There's one positive I guess...

Ellen: Nope. I mean that really just means that's how desperate they are. Like this is not, this is not a common behavior. This is not something you typically see in not just lionfish, but like in most fish and they're doing it just because they've eaten literally everything else. Lionfish are just this huge threat to basically every ecosystem that they have infiltrated in like, the entire Atlantic. Also because lionfish can't really be fished traditionally with like a reel and a hook because they don't bite on hooks. They very, very, very rarely will bite on a hook. That's not a reliable way to fish for lion fish. They also can't be caught with nets because they usually live in like really rocky reefs and rocky terrain where a net wouldn't work in that sort of situation. So the only way that you can really hunt them is with a spear.

New Speaker: Oh, I've heard of this.

Ellen: You have to get in the water with a spear and really just like, one by one, take these dudes out. Which, I mean, that's kind of cool. That sounds kind of fun, right? You just kind of jump in and like Assassin's Creed every like...

New Speaker: I mean, I hear spearfishing is pretty popular.

Ellen: Yeah. Due to the fact that like, hunting them is tedious and not super effective. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission issues and annual Lionfish Challenge. So they are offering rewards for hunting and killing lionfish. So this was actually a really cool, I was reading about this today. This is really cool. You can participate from anywhere in the state of Florida.So the first batch that you submit for the contest can be submitted via photo. You can take a picture of the ones that you killed and send it in. So that's for your first batch. Any batch after that, you submit the tails of the lionfish that you have slain. So you cut the tail off, put the tail in a plastic bag and like write on it, I don't know, some information.

New Speaker: Is... Is this real life?

Ellen: This is real.

New Speaker: That's a video game.

Ellen: So you put the tail of a lionfish in a bag and you can bring it to these designated dive shops or regional offices that are serving as checkpoints with the Fish and Wildlife Commission where they'll like check off your fish and let Fish and Wildlife know how many lionfish you killed.

New Speaker: Then what do they do with it? With the tails, I wonder...

Ellen: Honey, I do not know. But so it's all over the Atlantic coast throughout the year, there are lionfish hunting events. Florida Fish and Wildlife has a calendar of lionfish hunting events on their website, so you can go, if you are into spearfishing or if this sounds like fun to you, you can go to their website and see where your nearest lionfish spear hunt tournament is taking place. These are literally all throughout the year. There's one like next week or something.

New Speaker: Huh.

Ellen: Yeah, they're, they're all over the place. So all over the state, right? Like all the time they're doing these because it is so important for people to get out there and start killing these lionfish cause they're destroying everything. They are destroying everything in their path and they must be stopped. Florida's whole like government is really doing their best to incentivize killing these dudes because they are the opposite of endangered. They're endangering.. Everything. They're doing a very bad job. So, another way that we can kind of incentivize keeping these numbers in check is by eating lionfish, which I don't do unfortunately because I just don't eat fish in general because it's icky, but I've heard they're really delicious.

Christian: Yeah. That's what I hear too. And if that opportunity ever presents itself, I will take that instantly.

Ellen: Yeah. So if you do see lionfish being offered as an option at a place where you are eating and you do eat fish, go for it. It is, uh, it's good for the environment. Please, please eat these dudes.

Christian: Are you telling me I can do my civic duty by eating food?

Ellen: Yes, please. Please eat this food.

New Speaker: I'm going to be the next local hero.

Ellen: I know we got Captain Planet over here. Come to the aid of the reefs by just eating as much fried fish as you can.

New Speaker: And behold, my endless maw.

Ellen: You could give the lionfish a run for their money. Kind of the general understanding of it was like, oh, the only thing with a more insatiable appetite for destruction than a lionfish is the human being.

New Speaker: Oh no, they're coming for us. They're coming for our title. No, can't let that happen.

Ellen: No, we gotta show them who's boss around here. So it's kind a, if you can't beat him, eat him sort of thing.

New Speaker: Is that how it goes?

Ellen: That's how it said on the website. So yeah, eat lionfish. And if you are a spearfisher, get out there and start killing them. Please. We're begging you. We're literally begging you. Please do it. Yeah. So I decided to deduct a couple of points from my personal score for the lionfish. My overall score for the lionfish was a 6.3 out of 10, but I'm taking a few points off for it being a total jerk and I'm gonna give it a 4.

New Speaker: Take that lion fish.

Ellen: Yeah. What do you think about that?

New Speaker: Probably not strongly either way.

New Speaker: You know, with their sort of general attitude, I bet even if they spoke English and understood numbers, they probably wouldn't- their massive ego probably wouldn't even take a hit. Now in their native environment, lionfish are not a bad thing. They're fine in their native environment where they have predators and there is an ecosystem in place that can keep them in check. But in my house, on my turf? In Mama's house, we don't- we do not stan lionfish. Lionfish can...

Christian: Get sauteed.

Ellen: Yeah. Lionfish can, uh, kick rocks. Get on out of here. Okay. That's all I had.

Christian: Well thank you. Um, I've heard, I've heard many stories of lionfish, but I'm glad I know more about them now.

Ellen: Yup. That's the, that's the red lionfish. The total jerk.

Christian: Well thank you Ellen.

Ellen: This is probably the first animal that I've done that I would not describe as a friend.

Christian: It's the opposite of what they said in Nemo: food, not friends.

Ellen: Fish are food, not friend. Fish are food. This fish are food. This fish are not friend.

Christian: Well thank you for that Ellen. So that about wraps it up for us this week.

Christian: We can be connected with on Twitter at @JustTheZooOfUs or on Instagram at @thezooofus. That is NOT @justthezooofus, I'm sorry that name was taken. On Instagram we're @thezooofus. We can also be found on Facebook by searching the title of the show, so find our page. If you have an animal that you want to hear us review, you can submit those to us atthezooofus@gmail.com, so send us your favorite animal friends and we'll talk about them on the show, and when we do, we will give you a shoutout. So also make sure your name is included in there so that we can give you props.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Well one more real quick thing. Uh, if you like what you're hearing, I would really like it if you let your friends know that there's this cool animal podcast you've been listening to and it's called Just the Zoo of Us and you really think that they should check it out, so please help us spread the word. We have some really cool plans for things we want to do if our numbers really start to take off, so let people know what you're listening to. Uh, you know, spread the word. Give us some love on social media, link back to us, all that good stuff. We would really appreciate it.

Christian: Tell your animal lovin' friends. Tell your non-animal lovin' friends, we'll convert them.

Ellen: Except unless they don't like lionfish, because then I think this episode would really just kind of prop that belief up.

Christian: In which case, here's a fist bump through your headphones.

Ellen: Ayyy we also hate lion fish. Oh, I shouldn't say that. We don't hate lionfish.

Christian: No.

Ellen: Anyway, so yeah, a transcript of this episode, we'll be up at justthezooofus.home.blog, and finally we would like to thank Louie Zong for the use of his song "Adventuring" off of his album Bee Sides.

Christian: So good.

Ellen: It's so good. And all of his music is good and all of his art and content is excellent.

Christian: Love it, love it, love it.

Ellen: Love everything. Please go check his stuff out. And yeah, that's all I have for this week. Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you for listening.

Christian: Thanks everyone.

Ellen: Thank you, byeeeee!

Christian: Bye.

7: Asian Elephant & Immortal Jellyfish

Ellen: Hello! This is Ellen Weatherford.

Christian: And this is Christian Weatherford.

Ellen: And we're here with Just the Zoo of Us! This is the animal review podcast where we review and rate your favorite species of animals out of 10 on the three categories of effectiveness, ingenuity and aesthetics. Christian and I are not zoological experts, but we do a lot of research to prepare for our show and we try our best to make sure we're giving you good information from good sources.

Christian: So definitely don't put yourself in danger on our part.

Ellen: We cannot be held accountable for any animal related deaths that may occur as a result of you taking us too seriously. But if we do get something wrong and you know that because you are a zoological expert, please feel free to reach out to us. We can be connected with on Twitter or Facebook or Gmail. I will provide all that information at the end as we're wrapping up.

Christian: So, what do you have for us this week?

Ellen: So I am going first this week because last week Christian went first. So this animal was sent into us by Jennifer Whitehurst. Jennifer Whitehurst requested that I talk to you today about our dear friends, the Asian elephant.

Christian: Oh, this is a big one.

Ellen: This is a very big animal, although not as big as the African elephant. I'll, I'll talk to you a little bit about how you can tell the difference between the two in just a second. Before I do, I want to say that I got my information from the Smithsonian Zoo, National Geographic and a Scientific American article about the science in elephant cognition. So to introduce you to our new friends, the Asian elephants, their adult size as an average of six to 12 feet at the shoulder or 1.8 to 3.8 meters. So that's big. It's a big one.

Christian: That's two people.

Ellen: That's at the shoulder. So at the shoulder they are six to 12 feet tall. That's also between 6,000 and 12,000 pounds or 2,750 and 5,420 kilograms. So many, many tons. So like I said, this is a little bit smaller than African elephants. The Asian elephant, as the name implies, is located in South Eastern Asia. You're mostly going to find these in India and the surrounding area. Their taxonomic family is Elephantidae along with their African elephant cousins. Their closest living relative outside of African elephants, as you actually mentioned in our very first episode, are the manatees in the dugongs in the order of Sirenia. So that's, that's other than the hyrax, which is a little bit more farther removed from the elephants, the manatees in the dugongs are their closest cousins. So inside the elephant family there are African and Asian elephants and actually inside of Asian elephants there are four subspecies of Asian elephants.

Ellen: There's the Sri Lankan, the Sumatran, the Indian, and the Borneo. And listen, I'm just kind of going to be talking about the Asian elephant in general. The scientific name of the Asian elephant is Elephas maximus. Within Elephas maximus there's a few other subspecies, but I'm just going to kind of talk about, with broad strokes, the Asian elephant. So the easiest way to tell that you're looking at an Asian elephant instead of an African elephant is to look at their ears. African elephants have ears that are shaped like Africa. So when you look at their ears, they're much, much bigger than Asian elephant ears. They're big and they're, they're more broad at the top and narrow down towards the bottom and they do look like the continent of Africa. Some other differences are that Asian elephants have a differently shaped head. So their head has these twin domes on the top of it and kind of bulges out more. They have more of a rounded forehead. Another big difference is that all African elephants have tusks, but not all Asian elephants have tusks. Only males have tusks, and only some males have tasks.

Christian: Okay. Is there anywhere on the planet where one might run into both elephants naturally?

Ellen: I mean... The zoo?

Christian: Well,l true, but like the, their territories of course don't...

Ellen: No, I don't think so. Cause the African elephant is more made for like the desert in the drier climate.

Christian: Yeah. Like it's truly confined to the African continent.

Ellen: The Asian elephant requires massive amounts of water so they really couldn't thrive in that kind of environment.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: But so kind of jumping right into my rating, we're going to start with effectiveness as we typically do. Now effectiveness if you haven't listened to us before is just how well the animal is built to do the things it is trying to do. So these are typically body features that it has, or physical traits that it has that it has developed to do what it's doing. So for effectiveness, I gave the Asian elephant and 9 out of 10.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: Yeah. This is a big animal. This is a tank of a beast. So first up, I want to talk about the trunk. The trunk is as you've seen this, this long appendage coming out of the elephant's face. The trunk is actually both the nose and the upper lip fused together. Some people I think maybe assume that it's just their nose, but it's, it's actually both. It's, it's the nose and also the top of their mouth. So I actually always kind of had this, maybe it's because of cartoons, in cartoons they'll show an elephant putting its trunk in the water and then like drinking water through its nose like a straw?

Christian: Right.

Ellen: Like drinking water through the trunk as if they were just swallowing it through the trunk. But that's not how they do it. They actually just pick up the water, like they can suck it up into the trunk, but then they loop their trunk back around and point it into their mouth and like shoot the water into their mouth. So they do drink water through their mouth. They just use the trunk to get it there. So the trunk is super cool. They have, at the end of the trunk is this little protrusion that's called a finger and it's, it's just this little nub that kind of sticks out that gives them a little extra dexterity with their trunk so that they can kind of like grip things better with it. So the Asian elephant has one finger that's at the top of the end of the trunk, but African elephants actually have two, they have one at the top and one at the bottom. So that whole trunk is super, super flexible because there are no bones, no cartilage in the trunk itself. There's some cartilage at the base, but the rest of it is just muscle. It's just muscle and skin. That's it. So it's really, really flexible. They have a lot of control over it. They can use it delicately but since it's all muscle they also have a lot of power with it. They can lift up heavy logs with their trunk. They can move things out of their way, but they can also, like you've, you've probably seen videos of elephants doing things like playing instruments and painting with their trunks so you know, wide range of things that they can do with their trunk. They use it for pretty much everything. They breathe with it, they eat with it, they smell things with it. They touch and investigate their surroundings with it. They make sounds like they trumpet out of their trunk. It's very cute. They, they use it to drink water by squirting water into their mouth and they also communicate with each other with their trunks. They they, that's how they kind of talk to each other is by- like non verbally, they communicate with each other with their trunks. So the trunk is just a really amazing appendage like for an animal that evolved without digits on their, like, "hands," without hands, really. This is an animal that doesn't have a lot of dexterity in its appendages, but it just kinda made its own appendage was like, well, how about we'll make one that's like kind of better than hands, a little bit.

Christian: I feel like the finger that they have on the end of their trunks is analogous with, you know how the manatees have that prehensile upper lip.

Ellen: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It, it wasn't something that I had thought about before hearing you explain the manatees- the nature of the manatee's lip, but now that you've said that, it makes more sense to me to see the, see the similarities between the elephant's trunk and the manatee's lip.

Christian: Now, can they use their trunk for snorkeling as portrayed in several media?

Ellen: Well, yeah. I mean the, they love to swim in the water. Elephants love to play in the water and swim and they do use their trunk to like, breathe while they're swimming.

Christian: Impressive.

Ellen: Yeah, that's a, that's a thing. They, they know how to do that and they love it. It's a lot of fun. So the next thing I want to talk about is their tusks. These are modified incisors, so their, they're teeth that just grow outward and the tusks actually grow continually throughout the elephant's life. They just grow and grow and grow and grow and grow. They don't stop. So these are really, really versatile. They used them for a lot of stuff. They use them to dig for salt, they- like in the ground, elephants need to eat salt, so they will use their tusks to dig in the ground and find salt. They will strip trees, like strip bark off of their trees or they'll fight each other with their tasks.

Christian: So lots of things they use those for. Now I mentioned that only some male Asian elephants have tusks. No female Asian elephants have tusks. So among subspecies of Asian elephants, some of them have higher percentages of males with tusks than others. So some of them, 90% of the males have tusks, some of them, 5 or 10% of the males have tusks. So what this suggests is that they are responding to the ivory trade. So this is a response to elephants being poached for their tusks. As that gene to produce tusks is being selected against, fewer and fewer elephants are being born with that gene that produces tusks.

Ellen: Well, take that, ivory trade.

Christian: I mean, also take that, elephants... Like it's not, there are no winners here. This is a lose lose.

Ellen: That's true.

Ellen: Yeah. I mentioned how big the elephant is. Now, when you're that big, you have to kind of come up with ways to support your own weight. So the manatee has water on its side, right? Manatee lives in water. Water has got its back. It doesn't really have to do too much to support its weight. But the elephant does, cause it lives on land and it's so heavy. So, there's some interesting adaptations that the elephants body has made to keep itself standing. The legs are stacked vertically beneath the body, rather than being angled to the sides like you would see in most other quadruped animals. So in most other animals with this sort of body structure, like four legged animals, the legs are sort of carried to the side and like angled. But with the elephant, the legs are just directly underneath them. This makes it so that when they're in a resting position, they can just plop their weight down on their legs rather than having to like, use leg muscles to keep themselves up. They can just rest on their legs.

Christian: Oh... That sounds nice, actually.

Ellen: So... Yeah, they can, they can sleep standing up because of this. Like they don't have to use muscle power to stand up so they can stand for extremely long periods of time and sleep that way. Yeah. Because they're not using any energy to stand up and also the, the bones in our legs don't have the marrow cavities that other mammals do. So how our bones will have this cavity in the middle of them with marrow inside, they don't have that. It's pure bone all the way through in there. It's an extremely dense and an extremely strong bone. Also because they're so big, they need to eat massive amounts of food. This is a 165 to 330 pounds per day. That is 74 to 150 kilograms of food per day. That's like, a human body worth of vegetation per day and about 50 gallons or 189 liters of water per day.

Ellen: So like I said earlier, they need a lot of water. Now when I'm looking at the effectiveness of an animal for an herbivore, I would typically look at any sort of methods that they have of protecting themselves from predators. I would look at their defense. I would look at if they have any sort of like if they have horns, if they have things that they can use to to take out their predators. What the elephant has to protect itself is literally just how enormous it is. Its sheer size. Nobody is going to step to this elephant like...

Christian: It's wielding physics, basically.

Ellen: That is its weapon! It's weapon is mass! This thing is so big! It's so big that like even apex predators will be like, nah, nah, nah. Like even like, lions and tigers, that could be like in packs and stuff. They'll leave them alone.

Christian: Yeah, they'd be like, "hey if you die by some other reason, you know, let us know, we'll come eat you, but otherwise..."

Ellen: Yeah, "if you die, drop me a line real quick. Just let me subscribe to your death mailing list." So the babies, if they get separated from their herd, they can be vulnerable. But even then since they do typically travel in herds, this is usually not a problem. So sheer size. They got it. And then you know, they also have the, if they are a male with tusks then they also have that going for them. But that's really just icing on the cake, right? Yeah. So I only deducted one point in contrast to the African elephant, which is larger and they all have tusks. So I, that's why I gave it one point off, cause I figured I was like, you know, this is the smaller of the elephants. It's a little less good at defending itself, but still a 9. It's still a 9. That's great.

Ellen: So. Ingenuity, this is the category where we talk about how clever the animal is at dealing with the problems it faces. So this could be tool use, this could be helpful behaviors, this could be some really clever solutions that it's come up with for some unique challenges in its environment. So for the Asian elephant, I gave it a perfect score, a 10 out of 10 for ingenuity.

Christian: Dang.

Ellen: Elephants are so intelligent that elephant cognition is its own Wikipedia page. There is a whole page dedicated to elephant cognition. They have been at this point now thoroughly studied because they're way smarter than we thought they were. So for a long time we were testing their intelligence using the same sort of methods we used to test the intelligence of, for example, chimpanzees and gorillas using tools that are familiar to us and usable to us, but not usable by elephants. So things like, like very small sticks or you know, just just things that an elephant didn't have the equipment to operate.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: So more recently, scientists have come up with more elephant-friendly intelligence tests and they're passing with flying colors.

Christian: Excellent.

Ellen: I'll give you a story. An Asian elephant at the Smithsonian National Zoo named Kandula demonstrated problem solving by moving a large plastic cube beneath a treat that was kept too high for him to reach. So there was a treat tied up in a tree out of reach, he couldn't reach it, hee was like, "hmm, how can I get up there?" He found a, just a big old plastic cube that was sitting in his enclosure and he like moved it over underneath the tree and then stood on the cube and reached up and reached the treat. So like was able to look around and be like, "hmm, which of these things can I move and also can support my weight?" And he figured it out and he reached the tree.

Christian: That's awesome.

Ellen: Yeah! So in the wild, they also use tools. They will use those tusks to break branches off of trees and then use their trunk to pick up the branch of the tree and swat away flies with it. This is like a regular thing that they do.

Christian: That's pretty cool.

Ellen: Yeah. So they swat away flies with tree branches, they will use logs or large rocks to break through electric fences.

Christian: Oh nooo...

Ellen: Yeah, because they figured out that electric fences will hurt them. They figured out that, of course they know that they could just barrel right through a fence, no problem. But they know that some fences will hurt them very badly because they electrified. So they're like, "hmm, we need to take it out some other way other than using our entire body." So rather than just yeeting themselves through the fence, they have decided to start using battering rams, and just pick up a log and break through the electric fence and then they can get through without getting hurt. So they've really solved the electric fence puzzle.

Christian: The third Lord of the rings movie is starting to make more sense now.

Ellen: ...oh no...

Christian: You don't get that reference. Nevermind.

Ellen: I don't... I'll, I'll leave it in, but it's not for me. So elephants also, I know you're going to appreciate this: Elephants use their trunk to throw mud onto their bodies, which they use a sunscreen.

Christian: Ellen says I appreciate this because I have a very fair-toned skin.

Ellen: You have a fair complexion and you need a lot of sunscreen and we have an astronomical sunscreen budget.

Christian: Hehe, astronomical. SUN screen.

Ellen: ...Ugh. Yikes. All right. So I, I figured this would be a good opportunity for you to relate to the elephant. This is a friend to you. This is a friend to you. By bonding over your affinity for sunscreen. So something else that's really smart that the elephants do is their communication and their social structure. Elephants in the wild live in herds of females who are all related to each other somehow. So males typically will live with the herd when they're babies, but once they grow up and they're adults, they leave the herd and kind of live on their own. Sometimes they'll group up into little like bachelor pads and just kind of have, have a little boys' night. But, um-

Christian: It's probably the same groups tearing down electric fences.

Ellen: Out with the lads! So they... But typically it's that if you see an elephant herd, they're probably all females other than the babies, which could be males. Since they live in these herds, they have these really, really intricate relationships and they have very sophisticated ways of communicating with each other. So they have a lot of vocal communication that they do. They will trumpet at each other. They have groans, even have little squeaks that they do that are pretty cute. It's, they have a lot of, a lot of sounds that they produce to talk to each other. But nonverbally, they talk to each other by touching each other with their trunks, there's something that they do where they show trust in each other by putting their trunk in the other elephant's mouth. So they put the trunk in the other elephant's mouth and that's a show of trust because they are accepting the risk that that elephant could bite them.

Christian: Huh.

Ellen: So by like showing the other elephant like I understand that you could bite me and I'm choosing to put my trunk in your mouth anyway, itt shows that you trust each other. Over long distances, they also communicate by using infrasonic rumbling. This is that extremely low pitched rumbling sound that we mentioned in the okapi episode. They use this, these rumbling sounds that I saw in one article compared it to the purring of a cat. It's a similar like structure as a cat purring, but so I'm going to call it purring. But by "purring," they can communicate with each other up to 2 miles or 3.2 kilometers away, so two miles apart. They can hear each other.

Christian: That's a big rumble.

Ellen: Yeah. It's a really big purr. Since it is so low pitched, nobody else can hear it. It's just them. They can communicate with each other over vast distances without giving away their positions to anybody else. This is the same thing the okapis do to kind of sneak around predators, but it's just really cool. They can communicate with each other this way for breeding and warning each other of predators that could be threatening to their young and just kind of keeping in touch with each other when they're all like, out, maybe they're out foraging for food or something. They all kind of keep tabs on each other and know where they are.

Christian: That's cool.

Ellen: Yeah. Elephants are extremely empathetic to each other. They cooperate with their other herd members. A lot of the articles that I read about like tests of their intelligence showed them working together to solve puzzles that were built in such a way that none of them could have completed the puzzle alone and they had to figure out that they needed to work together to solve the puzzle. And then when they would solve the puzzle, if they succeeded, they would celebrate together.

Christian: Aww!

Ellen: Yeah, they would like, they would like trumpet all happily and like touch each other with their trunks and like do a little happy elephant dance. So they like celebrate each other. They will mourn their dead, like, if one of them, if a member of the herd dies, they'll all just grieve and they'll bury their dead. They cover them in dirt and twigs. This is like one of the only other animals besides humans that has some sort of like, death ritual. They, they'll bury the bodies of dead elephants. They also, even when they're elephants that they do not know, they still show reverence to the remains of other dead elephants. So if a herd of elephants is just kind of like traveling and they pass the skeleton of another elephant, they'll like stop and check it out and... And like, and they'll get really, really quiet and they'll come up and like run their trunks over the bones and really like investigate it and be very- they'll be very, very quiet and respectful and they don't do that to the dead bodies of any other animal. They only do it to other elephants.

Christian: That's interesting that they can identify the skeleton is having been one of their own.

Ellen: Yeah. Like they're very, very aware of what an elephant is. I imagine even like, especially if it's an Asian elephant with not a lot- what else was it going to be? With bones that big? Hey, what else is it?

Christian: Oh, it's the whale that ended up hundreds of miles away.

Ellen: You know, the rain forest-dwelling whale. So when they can see that another member of their herd is stressed out or upset, they will comfort each other. So if an elephant sees that another elephant is showing signs of discomfort, like maybe they have their ears standing up or they seem kind of agitated, the elephant that sees that will go up and like stroke it gently with its trunk and like try to get it to calm down. So they're, you know, they see in another elephant that something is wrong and they'll go and like try to help it feel better.

Christian: That's so cute!

Ellen: It's the best ever! So they're, they're really supportive of each other and just very sweet and gentle to each other. There's also evidence to suggest that some elephants are self aware. So that whole test where like, they put a giant mirror up in a, in an elephant enclosure and painted x's on the foreheads of the elephants. And once the elephants kind of figured out what they were looking at, so at first they looked at it and they responded the way that elephants would respond to seeing another elephant. But then I think they tried to reach their trunks up behind the mirror to see if it was a wall with another elephant on the- with an elephant on the other side of it, but when they found out that it wasn't and they figured out what they were looking at, some of the elephants would touch the x on their forehead showing that they recognized it, that they recognize that they were looking at themselves and were like, "oh, what's this on my face?" So yeah, I, there's- maybe not all of them, cause not all of them responded the same way, but at least some elephants were able to identify themselves in the mirror. Yeah. So all of this is just to say the elephants just have incredible cognition and just are so incredibly smart. Now elephant mental health can suffer when they're not stimulated or provided with an adequate environment for proper socialization. So especially if they're kept alone, that's really, really bad. The elephant is probably definitely gonna suffer. But even if they're kept with other elephants, but in a- maybe in an enclosure that's way too small for them to move around freely, or an enclosure that doesn't have enough to occupy them, that they could get bored, their health starts to decline. And that really takes a big toll on their physical like, body health as well. So the more we're learning about how intelligent the elephants are, the more zoos are being faced with this kind of ethical dilemma about keeping elephants in a zoo environment that's not ready for them.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: So the Detroit Zoo actually responded to this by just shutting down it's elephant exhibit. They had two Asian elephants in the Detroit Zoo and they moved them to a 30 acre sanctuary.

Christian: Oh, that's so nice.

Ellen: It was really nice of them because they recognize that the elephants' health was not doing well and the elephants just weren't thriving in the environment that they were providing for them, so they just sent them to this sanctuary that gave them a lot of open space to roam in. So different zoos are taking different approaches to these new understandings of how smart elephants are. Some zoos are responding by expanding their exhibits and giving them a lot more enrichment and giving them a lot more activities and things to do and just kind of tailoring their exhibits to better meet the needs of the elephants. So, a few different ways you can go about this. I'm not going to dive too much into the ethical argument cause that's not what the show is about. So overall, 10 out of 10 perfect score for ingenuity. I kind of feel like I have kind of set the standard. This is, this is like other than maybe, I dunno, dolphins and and like primates and stuff, I don't think you're going to get much better than this.

Christian: Makes sense.

Ellen: Aesthetics: 8 out of 10 for the Asian elephant. They're a little, I think they're less cute than the African elephant. I think the African elephant is a little cuter, but the Asian elephant is still really adorable, especially the babies. There's a whole subreddit called r/babyelephangifts and it's just little baby elephants just being so incredibly charming. Everything they do is perfect and great. So I hate to keep comparing them to the African elephant, but I mean , they- 8 out of 10 that's still really good.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: Not perfect, but still really, really good. I think they're pretty adorable. Just to recap, that was a 9 out of 10 for effectiveness, a 10 out of 10 for ingenuity, and an 8 out of 10 for aesthetics, bringing us to an overall score of 9 out of 10 for the Asian elephant.

Christian: That's an excellent score.

Ellen: That is excellent. I think that's the best one I've given yet. I think this is, this is definitely the best animal I've done. Shh, don't tell the okapi. Okay, so I'm going to wrap up with some conservation information on the Asian elephant.

Ellen: The Asian elephant is endangered, so Asian elephants are heavily poached for their tusks and also for their skin. So the ivory trade is technically banned internationally, but there are still some domestic markets that poach elephants and trade ivory, and they are unfortunately still doing okay. There's also a lot of like people that will come into these countries and like buy ivory there and then it just, it gets really weird. It gets really complicated and hard to police. So the ivory trade has led to, you know, like I mentioned earlier, that gene for producing tusks is being selected against. So the ones that are being born with tusks are smaller and smaller and smaller, which means that elephants have like fewer and fewer tools at their disposal, right? Like elephants are supposed to have tusks and they're not anymore. So this is also leading to decreased genetic diversity just as the elephants are being killed off, you know, this is leading to more and more like inbreeding and other than just them not having tests anymore, it's really harming their population in a lot of other ways. A lot of times elephants are used for labor and for tourism, like you've seen these like elephant camps, like areas where they'll have like elephants set up where tourists can come and watch them, you know, I dunno, d,o paintings do tricks, stuff like that. So unfortunately a lot of times elephants are captured in the wild for that. They're also, they also can be used for labor. Like you- it's a big ol' elephant. You can get it to carry stuff for you if you want. But a lot of times like elephants are caught from the wild and then brought in for labor, for tourism. And unfortunately the capturing process a lot of times either hurts or kills the elephant. So that whole like, wild capture thing is, is a big threat. So that's two things, the ivory trade and the wild capture thing that are threatening them, but they're- the biggest threat to the Asian elephant is habitat loss. So as you know, the human population in South Asia is steadily rising. So infrastructure in that area is expanding a lot and it's expanding into elephant habitat. So a lot of times roads and- like large, large roads and highways will just slice right through like a forest or something that could be an elephant territory. So this ends up cutting them off from things like migratory routes, food and water sources, breeding grounds, all sorts of stuff. Like they have a really, really big territory, but if it's sliced in half, that's now a resource they don't have access to.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: And that's also isolating them from other elephant populations. Like I said earlier, the herds of elephants are all related to each other. If you want to breed with someone who's not related to you, you have to find another herd. But if the only other herd is on the other side of a highway that you can't cross, you gotta mate with your cousins. So this is resulting in inbreeding. This is lower genetic diversity and just higher mortality in general. So that that's like another side of, not just the elephants themselves dying, but the effect of them not having access to each other is, is harming their population in more ways than just like raw mortality.

Christian: Yeah, yeah.

Ellen: So also in sharing their habitat with humans is leading to conflict between the species in it. Things are getting kind of heated. So humans may come into an area, set up a farm, they're growing crops and everything. Elephant herds roaming around and they see a giant field full of crops and a flimsy fence between them and those crops. And they're like, "Aw yiss, perfect. Don't mind if I do. Let me just step right over here. All right, thank you very much." And they come in there and they, I mean, one herd of elephants could eat an entire, like an entire farms worth of crops. Like you could wake up in the morning and step out onto your farm to check on your crops and they're all gone overnight because of an elephant herd.

Christian: I mean especially if you're talking about like, personally owned farms and that kind of thing.

Ellen: Right! If it's a small farm, elephants come through and wipe out your entire supply. So a lot of times this could prompt human farmers to either kill the elephants themselves, cause they're like, well they're a nuisance and they're destroying my crops. I'm just going to kill him so I don't have to deal with them anymore. Or you know, reinforcing their farmlands with things like electric fences, which as I mentioned earlier, the Asian elephants now have a strat for. But you know, it just, it's, it's leading to more tension between the species and that's just not something that is gonna work longterm for an endangered species. So there are quite a few nonprofits all throughout the world, there are so many nonprofits throughout the world that are working really hard to alleviate those threats and protect wild Asian elephants.

Ellen: Kind of first and foremost, the World Wildlife Fund has a lot of programs that they're working on to help elephants, the Wildlife Conservation Society and even the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has an Asian elephant conservation fund. So those are all, those are all some folks that are out there with boots on the ground trying to help our elephant friends out. This is kind of like what I talked about with the shoe bill, the captive breeding program, while it does wonders for some species might not work so great for others. Right? So like for an elephant that's extremely large and extremely smart, they might not thrive in a lot of captive environments, you know, to set up a captive environment, it's going to work for an elephant requires just like a lot, a lot, a lot of work and resources. So not every conservation center is going to have the means to support elephants because they need a lot.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: So you know, just doing the best to make their natural habitat suitable for them and make it work for them is going to work way better than trying to set up any sort of like longterm captive program for them. So all in all, this is the best animal ever. I love it a lot. It's great animal. I learned a lot about elephants while looking this up and I'm really glad that I did. They're very interesting animals.

Christian: Well thank you for that, Ellen. They're, they're very good animals.

Ellen: Yeah, they're excellent. I said the BEST, Christian.

Christian: Okay, fine. They're the best animals.

Ellen: Thank you. I have a feeling that's not going to be the last animal I say that about. So Christian, what animal do you have for us today?

Christian: So today I think I have the exact opposite of the elephant in every single way imaginable.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: For this week I've got the immortal jellyfish.

Ellen: Oh my God.

Christian: So this little guy was submitted to us by our dear friend Kyle Rauch.

Ellen: Thank you Kyle.

Christian: Yes, thank you so much. And before I kind of dig into things, I'll just state my primary source for the information for the immortal jellyfish comes from a New York Times article titled "Can a Jellyfish Unlock the Secret of Immortality?" The author being an Nathaniel Rich.

Ellen: Thanks Nathaniel.

Christian: Yes, thank you. So Christian, can a jellyfish unlock the secrets of immortality? Stay tuned to find out more at 11 no, right now more. Right. So let's, let's talk a little bit basic info about these little guys. They're also known as the Benjamin Button Jellyfish

Ellen: Benjamin Button being the Brad Pitt movie where the guy aged backwards. Yep.

Christian: I didn't see that movie, so I can't really comment on it at all.

Ellen: I just summed it up for you. That's all that happened.

Christian: Excellent. Now, first opposite trait of the elephant is their size. So these little guys, even for jellyfish, are very small.

Ellen: Aw...

Christian: And their max diameter is 4.5 millimeters.

Ellen: Oh no, they're so little.

Christian: So that is 0.18 inches.

Ellen: Oh gosh. You wouldn't even see these little dudes, would you?

Christian: I mean, you could see them if they were, I guess within a couple of feet of you.

Ellen: Well, I couldn't with my eyes. With my special eyes.

Christian: So what, what might make that even a little bit more difficult is the majority of their body is transparent. Except for their stomach, which is red. Um, I'll comment more about that in the aesthetics section.

Ellen: I cannot wait.

Christian: They belong to the taxonomic order Anthoathecata, I don't know if I pronounced that correctly.

Ellen: Benefit of the doubt. I'm not going to fact check you on it.

Christian: Basically what, what defines that is hydrozoans that have a polyp stage. Their notable evolutionary relatives or of course other jellyfish. Now I kind of went into this kind of, assuming all, all jellyfish would've been very close to each other in terms of taxonomical hierarchy, but they actually kind of spread across a couple of different orders and what have you. So these belonged to the Cnidaria phylum, and some other things that belong there are jellyfish, soft coral, rocky coral, and anemones. So let's get right into it. Effectiveness. I gave it a 7 out of 10 and primarily because of its quote "immortality."

Ellen: Yeah. What's that all about?

Christian: So this is important. This is really important.

Ellen: With a name like that, you got to live up to it.

Christian: So first let's talk about the life cycle of the immortal jellyfish.

Ellen: Please.

Christian: The eggs develop inside the adult females. And by the way, an adult jellyfish, what you and I would think of as a, as a jellyfish, that's known as the Medusa stage.

Ellen: I love it. That's so powerful.

Christian: Right? So the eggs are then spawned and then, and then fertilized in the water-

Ellen: Can... Can I be in my Medusa phase?

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: It's an adult female, right?

Christian: Yes. Well-

Ellen: I'm in my Medusa phase!

Christian: Well, to be clear, it's not just female, it's just the adult stage of jellyfish.

Ellen: You're also in your medusa phase. We're all Medusas.

Christian: So anyway, the eggs are spawned and fertilized and then they develop into what's called planula larvae. So a little larva. I'm talking very, very small. They settle at the bottom of the ocean or on other things like docks or floating structures in the water, so they attach to these structures and attach themselves to it, and then they enter their next stage called polyp colonies. So the way I would describe this visually is a very, very small anemone almost.

Ellen: Aw, that's cute.

Christian: Except with these polyp colonies, they form several pieces and then these little polyps break off and form other jellyfish.

Ellen: Oh, okay.

Christian: So those grow into the Medusa. So That's the basic lifestyle.

Ellen: Sure. Like an egg clutch sort of.

Christian: Well, so it's interesting. It's one egg, turns into one larva, turns into a polyp colony of, of several different creatures.

Ellen: Okay.

Christian: So this becomes important a little later.

Ellen: Okay, put a pin in it.

Christian: So that's the basic life cycle of, of this kind of jellyfish. A lot of jellyfish are like this with small variations, but this is the immortal jellyfish lifecycle. So here's where the mortality comes into play. At any phase of this life cycle, this jellyfish has the ability to revert to the polyp stage.

Ellen: ...Uh...

Christian: Right?

Ellen: What??

Christian: Yeah. So, so let me, let me give you a scenario. You have a, you have a grown immortal jellyfish. Let's say it gets injured severely. So as a reaction to this, it kind of goes into a state where it starts to transform back into a polyp.

Ellen: Okay. I'm seeing where the Benjamin button comparison is coming into play.

Christian: Yeah. So it's, it's basically aging backwards.

Ellen: And it does this at will?

Christian: Well, it's usually in response to being injured, or starvation, dramatic changes in temperature...

Ellen: I also respond to stress by reverting to a childlike state.

Christian: Also when it gets sick or old.

Ellen: I also revert to a childlike state when I get sick or old.

Christian: So here's what's strange though, right? You know, you'll see a lot of comparisons like, oh, this would be like a chicken turning back into an egg, right?

Ellen: Yeah.

Christian: But it's not quite the same because like I said earlier, a polyp turns into multiple jellyfish.

Ellen: Oh Gosh.

Christian: So here's the thing. So even when you, when you go through the normal life cycle, all the jellyfish that come off of a single egg and polyp colony are all genetically identical.

Ellen: You must be very proud of your clones.

Christian: Ellen, with the prequel memes.

Ellen: Can I get it right this time?

Christian: Yeah, go right ahead.

Ellen: Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.

Christian: So, so it's the same here. So the, the jellyfish that spawn off of that, will all be genetically identical. Um, so this kind of took me down a rabbit hole of how does one identify self, which is a bit beyond the scope of this podcast. Cause it's, cause when you think about it, it's not the same as like, me transforming back into a baby. It's me melting down into the components for other, several babies.

Ellen: This leads us into the Argus's ship sort of thought experiment. Like at what point is it no longer the same thing anymore?

Christian: Yep. Yeah. Mmhmmm.

Ellen: I can tell that's what you've been doing in here for the last six hours.

Christian: It is. Who am I? So that's, that's all of its points for effectiveness.

Ellen: Only seven though? Still, for being self regenerating.

Christian: So, so keep in mind this, this is technically a biological immortality. They can still be killed and eaten.

Ellen: Oh sure. They're not invincible.

Christian: Not Dragon Ball Z immortal.

Ellen: This is not a JoJo Villain.

Christian: So ingenuity, uh, rightfully so. I gave it a one.

Ellen: Ohh, that's the worst one.

Christian: So keep in mind, it's a jellyfish.

Ellen: What, what kind of a, what kind of neurological activity is going on...

Christian: Not much. So, keep in mind the jellyfish don't have central nervous system brains like we think of with many animals.

Ellen: Is it- do they at least have nerves?

Christian: Yes. They have nerves.

Ellen: Okay. All right. They've got the uh, basis started. They've got the building blocks for a brain.

Christian: Yep, yep. And for jellyfish at this size, they're usually eating things like plankton, animals of, of that magnitude, right.

Christian: Sure. Other, other teeny tinies.

Christian: Now, at least they have locomotion, right? Cause they still have that... Jellyfish movement.

Christian: What do you call that movement?

Christian: Swooshing.

Ellen: Yeah. All right. That's what it is. Definitely swooshing. I heard David Attenborough say it.

Christian: So, yeah. 1 out of 10 engineering and for its aesthetics, I gave it a 5 out of 10.

Ellen: You're not into the Medusa look?

Christian: Well it's... I don't know.

Ellen: I guess it is kind of bleh, right?

Christian: I give it points for its minimalistic, kind of...

Ellen: Yeah. If you're into that modern sort of like futuristic, sci-fi look.

Christian: And if you look at pictures, I think the little red stomach, with the rest of their body being transparent is a neat little look. But that's really, that's really all there is to them in terms of uh, aesthetic.

Ellen: You may say 5 out of 10, but I say this is my Halloween costume idea.

Christian: You'd be like "someone punch me! Ahh" and then you throw out little copies of yourself.

Ellen: I'm going to carry around little dolls that I've made that look exactly like me, and then when I get stressed or scared, I'll just produce them from my pockets and throw them at people.

Christian: So with the 7 out of 10 effectiveness, 1 out of 10 ingenuity, 5 out of 10 aesthetics, that comes to an average of a 4.3.

Ellen: Hey, that's not good.

Christian: We kind of anticipated that with a jellyfish, I think.

Ellen: That's not great. It's not great. It really, this animal has like a gimmick.

Christian: Right? So some, some extra info, conservation status. I couldn't actually find an official conservation status for these guys, so I'm assuming they're fine.

Ellen: I think this is a thing with like animals that live in the open ocean, right? Like especially these teeny tiny animals. Like how are you going to find them?

Christian: Yeah. And these have been found all over the world in oceans. They're not like a particular place and they, they think that has partly to do with large cargo ships that use sea water as ballasts. So when they pull in water, they're pulling in, you know, these, these tiny jellyfish or maybe their eggs or larvae, what have you. So that's how they think they've gotten all over the planet, cause otherwise they're not moving very much.

Ellen: Sure. Where are they trying to go?

Christian: So now the fun story.

Ellen: Oh! I've already been having so much fun. Where are we going to go from here?

Christian: Well, make sure you're wearing your seatbelt because here we go. Uh, the article I mentioned earlier, it centers around a Japanese scientist and his name is Shin Kubota.

Ellen: Thanks Shin!

Christian: Yeah. And he is the sole and primary scientists studying these guys.

Ellen: Oh, just the one?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Oh, we gotta send him some fanmail.

Christian: Maybelet me, let me reword that. He is the most well known scientist because he's the only one that has these species in captivity.

Ellen: Oh, he's got some?!

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Can you get me his address and a Japanese translator?

Christian: Just you wait. So the reason that it's impressive that he has these in captivity is because they're very difficult to take care of. Um, he has to feed them on a daily basis.

Ellen: That's a little cute. How do you feed them? I guess just like give them plankton?

Christian: So he feeds them dried brine shrimp eggs.

Ellen: ...Not even the whole shrimp?

Christian: The eggs. Shrimp eggs. Here's what's funny: Sometimes they're too big.

Ellen: Oh nooo!

Christian: So he has to cut them in half for them... Like a father might do for their toddler.

Ellen: This is when I give Isaac grapes and I cut them in half so he doesn't choke on them. Oh my god. They're his babies!

Christian: It's very sweet.

Ellen: I really have to reach out and get a hold of this jellyfish dad.

Christian: Ohh. Oh do I have some stuff for you. So...

Ellen: I'm in love. I love this already.

Christian: So here's the next thing: He's kind of the Japanese version of Bill Nye the science guy.

Ellen: Excellent.

Christian: So he has written and performed songs about the immortal jellyfish along with other sea creatures, which you can find with a quick Google search. Uh, keep in mind they're in Japanese of course, but so he does lectures and appearances all the time in Japan and then across the world, but mostly in Japan because that's where he lives. He does kind of presentations for school-age children too. He actually has a superhero identity.

Ellen: No.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: Stop.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: I've had too much.

Christian: Known as Mr. Immortal Jellyfish Man.

Ellen: MISTER IMMORAL JELLYFISH MAN.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: What else would it have been?

Christian: So he wears a white lab coat with red gloves, red sunglasses, and a red rubber hat that's meant to look like the Medusa form.

Ellen: You remember earlier when I said I had a Halloween costume idea?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Scratch that. That one's crumpled up in the garbage can. I have moved on.

Christian: So, so yeah, he does a lot of scientific research on these, on these little guys. Um, you know, the hope is there's some sort of application here, right? Because the thought is what these, what the immortal jellyfish is doing when it's reverting back to an earlier stage is it cells are changing into different kinds of cells, which in humans, the only thing that really does that are our stem cells. Right?

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: Uh, so the idea is, you know, maybe if we study this and we understand this process, maybe there's some sort of medical application, um, you know, maybe as extreme as halting ageing, but who knows. Um, but nnot a lot of money or resources has been poured into this. Um, he referenced that there's a rule, I don't recall the name now, but there's a rule that says, you know, the bigger the animal, the more research and interest.

Ellen: Yeah. You saw my four pages on the elephant.

Christian: Yeah. So I'm going back to that thing, right. It's almost the complete opposite of the elephan. In size, in amount of money and resources being spent on study and also conservation status. Right?

Ellen: I can't say that I know of Mr. Elephant Man though.

Christian: Yeah, that's true.

Ellen: They don't have their- there probably is an elephant themed superhero.

Christian: Yeah. Probably. There's a rhino one! Oh wait, I don't know if we can say that.

Ellen: There are no animal themed superheroes that we're aware of, especially not any Marvel or Disney properties or DC just for good measure. So thinking about like, oh, this is something that could, you know, reverse aging in make and change humanity forever. I really hope that's like his daily affirmations that he says to himself as he's cutting the eggs and half to feed to his...

Christian: Well, it's really cute because the article talks about, you know, when he does this, he's also talking to them like, "hey, eat your breakfast!"

Ellen: Oh, of course he is! Why wouldn't he be? Yeah.

Christian: So honestly for all of our listeners, I do recommend you read this article. It is a very entertaining read. Um, it kind of talks a little bit about about his personal life and what his day to day, you know, goings-ons are.

Ellen: I need to know everything about this person immediately.

Christian: And again, the name of the, the title of that article: "Can a Jellyfish Unlock the Secret of Immortality" by Nathaniel Rich hosted on the New York Times.

Ellen: I'm so much more interested in Mr. Immortal Jellyfish Man than I am about the actual immortal jellyfish. I'm so enamored by this character you've built for me.

Christian: Right? So, check him out.

Ellen: Oh, he's, he's an icon. David Attenborough, step aside, we have a new hero now. I love him. I love all the words you said.

Christian: Well thank you.

Ellen: Those were all excellent words.

Christian: So yeah, that's the immortal jellyfish. Oh, you know, I just realized I never mentioned its scientific name: Turritopsis dohrnii.

Ellen: Turritopsis...

Christian: Dohrnii.

Ellen: Dohrnii.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: As in from Dorne. This is a Westeros animal.

Christian: ...I don't know if we can say that either.

Ellen: Oh my gosh. HBO, please leave us alone. We paid for Game of Thrones. We deserve it. All right, well thank you Christian for telling us all about the immortal jellyfish.

Christian: Oh, anytime.

Ellen: All right, so I think that's just about it for us today. That's all we've got. You can connect with us on Twitter at @justthezooofus or on our Facebook page by searching the title of the show. If you have any animal species that you want to hear us review, you can submit them to us at thezooofus@gmail.com if you want to recommend this podcast to your friends who are Deaf or hard of hearing or just prefer to read, a transcript of this episode can be found at justthezooofus.home.blog. I would also like to wrap up by thinking Louie Zong for the use of his song "Adventuring" from the album Bee Sides, we use it as our intro and outro music and we love it.

Christian: So much.

Ellen: It's perfect. Thank you. Alright, that's all I've got.

Christian: Alright. Thanks everyone.

Ellen: Thank you so much for listening. Byeeee!

Christian: Bye!

6: Canada Lynx & Shoebill

Ellen: Hello, this is Ellen Weatherford!

Christian: ...and this is Christian Weatherford

Ellen: ...and we're here with Just the Zoo of Us, the animal review podcast where we rate your favorite species of animals out of 10 based on the categories of effectiveness, ingenuity and aesthetics. We're not zoological experts, Christian and I are just enthusiasts, but we do a lot of research and try our best to make sure we're presenting information from trustworthy sources. Last week I talked about the blue dragon sea slug and I went first last week, so it's Christians turn.

Christian: Yes, my turn.

Ellen: All right, Christian, let's hear it.

Christian: All right, so this week our animal comes to us from our good friend Krystina Sanders.

Ellen: Thank you Krystina.

Christian: Yes, thank you so much. And the animal is the Canada lynx.

Ellen: Alright!

Christian: That's a very good animal. Very cute. Before I get started, let me just talk about where I'm getting some of my information for this here animal. I'm not going to go specific into article names just yet cause it might spoil some things coming up.

Ellen: Oh no, just make sure you come back and let us know when we're talking about them.

Christian: Yes, for sure. Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep. So, uh, today I pulled from National Geographic as well as the journal of Wildlife Management and finally the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.

Ellen: All excellent sources.

Christian: Yeah. So let's talk about what these little guys look like. Uh, I say a little, but they're about twice the size of a domestic house cat.

Ellen: Oh, that's, I mean, that's not that big, right? Cat's still pretty little.

Christian: I mean, if one of these jumped on your lap though, you'd, you'd, you'd, uh, you'd notice it.

Ellen: It's about the size of a medium dog. Big cat, medium dog.

Christian: So specifically though, in terms of length, they range from 75 to 90 centimeters or about 30 to 35 inches, and they weigh six to 14 kilograms or about 15 to 30 pounds. So that's a, that's heavier than our dog.

Ellen: Oh, it is, that's bigger than our puppy dog. She's a beagle, by the way. .

Christian: Smol beagle. Uh, so where are these, where these cats are found: mostly in Canada and Alaska as you could probably guess by their name as a Canada lynx.

Ellen: I had gathered.

Christian: Uh, that that accounts for about 98% of the population. The other 2% of their population is based in the most northern parts of the United States, an example being Maine or Washington state.

Ellen: Oh, okay.

Christian: Yeah. Uh, so speaking of that, their scientific name is Lynx canadensis. So lynx is actually their genus.

Ellen: Oh, okay. So there's like a family of lynxes.

Christian: Yes. They are closely related to the bobcat. They actually the, it's actually also in the lynx genus.

Ellen: Okay. This kind of makes sense when you look at them, they kind of do look similar.

Christian: They do. And you might actually have a hard time telling the difference, especially in areas where their territories kind of overlap. Some differences are lynxes are typically larger.

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: And their hind legs are more noticeably longer than their front legs.

Ellen: Oh, this is like the Manx cat that has the long, the very long back legs so that its butt is up higher than its shoulders.

Christian: I've never seen those, but yeah, that's spot on about what it looks like. Also, they a shorter tail than bobcats and their,, you know, little nub tails.

Ellen: Oh, even more of a bobbed cat.

Christian: Yes. And also the tip of their tail is completely black, whereas on a bobcat, it's black with a little bit of white. And also with the lynx, their paws are much bigger. And I'll get into why that is here shortly.

Ellen: You know I'm a sucker for those big, fluffy paws. It's a great look.

Christian: They're very big. And of course the iconic look of this whole family of cats are those little black tufts of hair at the end of their ears.

Ellen: Love them. Really a stellar look.

Christian: Fierce.

Ellen: Some you may have heard of winged eyeliner. These are winged ears.

Christian: So before I get into my ratings, so let me talk about what our rating system is all about for maybe some of our new listeners.

Ellen: Thank you.

Christian: So we have three categories, effectiveness, ingenuity, aesthetics. Now before I get started, all three are arbitrary.

Ellen: We made them up.

Christian: So take it with a grain of salt. But effectiveness, that just speaks to how well they do what they do. Basically. So they're built well for one thing, maybe not so much for another. And ingenuity is, a good example of that could be tool use or just coming up with smart solutions to problems. And then aesthetics, pretty straightforward, you know...

Ellen: My personal favorite category,

Christian: it's a good one.

Ellen: The one that matters most to me. How much we like the way they look.

Christian: Yes. So going from the top effectiveness, I am giving the Canadian lynxand eight out of 10 for effectiveness.

Ellen: That's pretty good.

Christian: So here's why. Based on where I said they're found, you can probably guess snowy climates, right?

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: And they are built for it. So they have large paws, which lets them distribute weight easily on snow because the smaller surface area you're working with, the more you're going to sink inside the snow.

Christian: So large paws to distribute weight, but also the bottom of their paws have fur, so it acts as a almost a silencing mechanisms for their footsteps.

Ellen: You know what this reminds me of? This reminds me of the camel.

Christian: That, yeah, that's true.

Ellen: We talked about the Arabian camel a few episodes ago and it has a similar foot structure, how they're very big and spread out to keep them from sinking. But that, that was for sand. This is for snow.

Christian: Similar concept. Very similar concept.

Ellen: Very cool.

Christian: Yeah. So in addition to their paws, they also have very large canine teeth and they're designed to get the maximum amount of piercing when they bite down on something. That's because the way they like to hunt is they kind of bite down on the head and the neck and the throat of what they prey on.

Ellen: Going for the jugular.

Christian: Yep. They have retractable claws like many cats, but these are fully retractable. Oh, and I just mentioned their prey and they have one very, I'm just going to say that they have one primary prey.

Ellen: They have a favorite?

Christian: Yes. And it's a big one.

Ellen: Physically large?

Christian: No, no, actually small. It is the snowshoe hare.

Ellen: Oh! Okay.

Christian: So it's that, it's that, uh, that, that white rabbit that you often see in snow in pictures.

Ellen: A little snow bunny.

Christian: Yep. Yep. So that's our favorite prey and it makes sense because they found in the same kind of climate and the lynx needs to be a little stealthy and be able to move through the snow to catch those.

Ellen: These are quick little dudes, huh?

Christian: They are. And they're, they're mostly- they like to hunt. They will do some ambush style things when they have to, but usually hunting down and they have a dense fur, of course, for the cold climate and they're actually more nocturnal than otherwise, which I guess matches the hares, like when they're most active too. So they'll start hunting, you know, when it gets late in the evening and through the nighttime.

Ellen: Okay. So they're really kind of matching the activity cycle of their prey.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah. And I'll get more into this, but their relationship with that prey because of how, how much they go for it, It drives a lot of their population statistics. Yeah. So, but anyway, for effectiveness, uh, gave it an 8 out of 10.

Ellen: That's pretty good.

Christian: Yeah. Ingenuity. I'm giving it a, a solid 7 out of 10. You know, a good hunters ingenuity, I would say. So, but, but here's what I was talking about. I guess I would deduct a point here for this, but because of how, because of their reliance on one type of prey, majority anyway, the cycle of the lynx population and the cycle of the hare population are usually on 10 year cycles and they go with each other. .

Ellen: Okay. So like one goes up and the other goes down?

Christian: No, no, they're going along with each other. So one goes up, the other goes up and one goes down, the other goes down.

Ellen: Oh! Okay.

Christian: So yeah. So those cycles correspond with each other.

Ellen: So they're both going up and down at the same time every 10 years.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah.

Ellen: Oh wow! Okay. So these are specialists, like they're specialized in hunting hares and that's about it.

Christian: Yeah, it's, it's, it's really the majority of their diet, they will go for other animals, but really it's more of an opportunistic type situation when they do.

Ellen: Like, hey, if a thing's working out for you, really like just lean into it, right?

Christian: Yeah, for sure. So earlier we talked about aesthetics. And this one I'm giving a full 10 out of 10.

Ellen: Excellent.

Christian: The fierce look of the lynx... It's just something else.

Ellen: It's really great.

Christian: That whole family really, it's just the, you know the cat look with the sharp eyes and those fierce ears, and also with these kinds of big cats, they have that fur that grows off their cheeks and their chin. It makes me think of a beard.

Ellen: Okay, so now you're showing your bias a little bit. For those that are listening and have never seen Christian, he has a big beard.

Christian: That's true.

Ellen: So he may be a little bit biased towards the facial hair inclined look of the animal.

Christian: That's okay. See: completely arbitrary. So. Also big toes. I love those big toes.

Ellen: The best. They're so good. These are the beaniest toe beans. They're so big and they're so fluffy, which makes them good at what they do, but also it's adorable.

Christian: Yeah, you kind of want to touch him, but you also don't want it to get stabbed.

Ellen: Yeah. Also don't. Just don't. Like I get it, I would if I had the opportunity, but I'd regret it.

Christian: And my final note on aesthetics. uh, I encourage anyone to look this up on Google, but the kittens of the lynx have these striking blue eyes.

Ellen: Oh, bless them.

Christian: It's something else.

Ellen: Oh, I bet they're adorable. Now I got to look at them.... I'll do that later.

Christian: Yes, please do. Please do.

Ellen: Stay focused.

Christian: So that that comes up to an overall score of 8.3 out of 10, and the way we get that score, we just give an even weight to all three scores, so we're just getting an average. So I have some fun facts now that don't really fit into those categories.

Ellen: Let me hear these fun facts.

Christian: So first up, their conservation status, surprisingly least concern.

Ellen: I would not have expected that.

Christian: Yeah. However, in the United States, you know, because of the amount of the United States that they live in is pretty small. They are considered endangered and those areas.

Ellen: Okay, so this is like a regional conservation status.

Christian: Right. But overall, least concern. Okay. So here's another thing I would like our listeners to look up about these guys. They make the most peculiar wailing sound. It's- to me it sounds like full-grown female humans groan-growling at each other.

Ellen: Oh my God. Terrifying.

Christian: Yeah, it is. The is the weirdest thing.

Ellen: Horrifying.

Christian: And what's even stranger is they do this for meeting, like to attract mates, but also to intimidate each other.

Ellen: That's such a weird dichotomy. Like it's supposed to scare you away, but also make you want to come get some at the same time. It's the same sound.

Christian: I guess. They're all into the, the bad cats, right?

Ellen: They have a thing. That's just their look, they're really into it. They like the edgy sort of... that's just their look that they like.

Christian: Yeah. And to tie it back to my national geographic source, they have an interesting predator of their own in Maine.

Ellen: This is someone who preys on them?

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: Oh, I would have thought this was an apex predator.

Christian: Right? So there are these weasel like creatures in Maine...

Ellen: Not a weasel. No.

Christian: They're weasel-like, at least. They're called fishers. And they are these little weasels that have really sharp teeth are really sharp claws and I guess they're known for not really caring how big something is in terms of deciding whether or not to attack it.

Ellen: Oh my gosh.

Christian: So the lynx is definitely larger than the Fisher, but I guess they've had documented cases in Maine where the links are hunted by fishers.

Ellen: I would probably, if we were talking about the fisher on this segment, I would probably give that a bonus point to effectiveness for the fisher and a minus point in ingenuity beBause that's dumb. Do not do that.

Christian: Yeah. Maybe in a future episode...

Ellen: But a weasel is taking down this giant cat! Man. That's shameful.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, so reading the article- which, by the way, now I can tell you what that article's called: "Small weasel-like animals are taking down big cats," on national Geographic's website.

Ellen: They really had to name and shame the lynx like that.

Christian: Yeah, yeah...

Ellen: That is a public humiliation.

Christian: They're also expected to be impacted by climate change. So this kind of falls in line with other animals that are suited for cold climates or high altitude or upper latitude climates. So of course, you know, if the climate changes, so does their prey and because of their dependency on that one kind of prey, you know, they're, they're vulnerable to that. But it's thought that the lynxes that are found in the southernmost part of their, territory primarily, you know, United States, Rocky Mountains area, they think that if they're able to switch their diet up, they would probably be okay.

Ellen: Well they just need more variety.

Christian: Yeah. So like, hey guys, can you eat something other than chicken nuggets? Damn.

Ellen: Oh my gosh, this is so relatable as a mom to a five-year-old trying to, just desperately pleading with someone to please add some variety to their diet. Oh my gosh. Been there.

Christian: So basically they were saying that if they could go more with their number two pick for prey, which is the red squirrel, then they'd probably be all right.

Ellen: Probably just a less tempting meal though, right?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Smaller creature. Probably a little harder to catch.

Christian: Yeah, maybe.

Ellen: But still like, y'all come on. Spice it up a little bit.

Christian: Yeah, so that's, that's the lynx. So big thank you to National Geographic and the Journal of Wildlife Management, specifically their article titled "Winter Diet and Hunting Success of Canada Lynx in Colorado, and of course the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service website.

Ellen: Awesome. Thank you so much, Christian.

Christian: Anytime, Ellen. All right, Ellen, what have you got for us this week?

Ellen: Today I'm going to be talking to you guys about a new friend of mine, the shoebill. The shoebill was also suggested to us by Erica Carr. Erica Carr sent us a really nice long list of species and this one was on it.

Christian: Thanks Erica.

Ellen: Yeah, thank you, Erica. I'm going to refrain from calling it the shoebill stork, as a common name for it is because it is not a stork. It is often called a stork because it looks like one, but it's not so I'm just going to call it the shoebill.

Christian: This is a common theme I'm finding with animals.

Ellen: What, that they're just named for things that they kind of look like? Yeah, they're not, um, they're not storks. But they are a wading bird so they kind of look like a stork. When you look at it, you can kind of see where it gets that name from. The scientific name of this animal is Balaeniceps rex. So it is in the family of the Balaeniceps, which doesn't have any other members, but I'll talk a little bit more about its taxonomy in just a second. Uh, first of all, I'm going to start off by letting you all know that I got this information from the Dallas World Aquarium, the Audubon Society, and shoebillbird.org. So that's where I got my stats from.

Christian: They have their own website?

Ellen: They have many websites.

Christian: Whaaat.

Ellen: This is a popular bird. I'll talk to you about it in just a minute.

Christian: Alright. I'm excited.

Ellen: So, to introduce you to this very quirky bird, which you have probably seen pictures of- just like the Blue Dragon that I talked about last week- they have kind of had their moments of Internet fame for their appearance because it's a very striking appearance. So when you first look at it, the first thing you've probably noticed about it is its size. So it is a wading bird, so it has those long, long legs and it's very, very tall. So they're up to five feet or one and a half meters tall. Yeah, tall, right? Their wingspan is up to eight and a half feet. That's 2.6 meters for our metric listeners. That is enormous. This is very, a very big bird has very wide wings now as big as they are, their average weight is only 12 pounds. Because they're a bird. And they're very light all around. So not very heavy but still very, very tall. Now when you look at it, you can definitely see where they get the name stork because they're covered in these gray feathers from the neck down. They look like a normal wading bird, right? They've got the long legs, they've got kind of like the elongated large body. But then you get to the head... And that's where it kind of breaks down. So the bill on this bird is very thick and it's rounded. So from the front when you're looking at it from dead, on the bill is shaped like a shovel. So it's very wide. Now when you look at it from the side, you can see where it gets its name, the shoebill, because it is shaped like a shoe. Specifically, kind of like a clog a little bit. It has that sort of sloping shape to it and it's sloped downward from the face and it's sloped in such a way that it's kind of, I would describe it as banana shape. Like banana sloping outward from the face and it's almost a little bit like a smile. Its bill sort of shaped like it's smiling. Now it has all those grey feathers. It's whole body is this kind of slate gray color and its eyes are like a piercing yellow. The whole head, since it has that really big, really thick bill, the whole head is built very thick. So it's very sort of, "bulbous" is the most common word I saw used to describe how the head looks. It's bulbous. So it has like a really round forehead and it has this tiny little crest of feathers at the back of its head. Which I... It is kind of a cute look. Think, uh, Pikipek, the Pokemon, how it has that little crest of feathers that points upward at the back of the head. See also Pearl From Steven Universe.

Christian: Bird mom?

Ellen: Yeah, exactly like that. That's what the crest looks like. So you're going to find these birds in freshwater swamps in eastern-central Africa. Their range where you'll find them stretches from Sudan at the northern end to Zambia in the southern end. Now when you look at this bird, sure it's- a lot of people call it the shoe bill stork and you can kind of see why they would say stork, but it's taxonomic order is actually Pelicaniformes. This is most closely related to the Pelican. So that is its closest cousin is the pelican. So you can sort of see that when you look at a pelican, it's like a little bit there. I think mostly in the, I guess in the bill, I don't know. I don't see the resemblance, but it doesn't matter because that's what it is.

Christian: I can- So, I googled it as you were speaking and first of all...

Ellen: Thanks for paying attention. Thank you very much.

Christian: No, I was paying attention, but I don't know what it was like, and now I do. Um, definitely a cartoon character. Right?

Ellen: Ah, yeah. It's very dinosaur looking, it a lot- most people say it kind of looks like a dinosaur.

Christian: Yeah. So I think for me I can see the Pelican and the head shape, like the part that's not the bill.

Ellen: Right, like the forehead sort of.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: You can sort of see they're a little bit, but so yeah, but it's related to pelicans. It's also more broadly related to like ibises and herons and those other wading birds. But it's, it's most closely related to the pelican.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: And it was not classified by Western scientists until 1850 but it has been depicted in art that goes all the way back to the ancient Egyptians. So the ancient Egyptians have like statues and paintings that depict these shoe bills. So they look ancient because they are ancient. They, they've been around for a really long time. So I'm going to be using the same scoring system that Christian did. So I'm going to start with effectiveness. For effectiveness. I also gave my animal an 8 out of 10 the shoe bill is a pretty good hunter. It also uses ambush predation like the, like the lynx also uses ambush predation, but the shoe bill kind of only uses ambush predation. So this is really cool to watch, if you see a video of them hunting. This is a big bird. You think they're hard to miss, but what they do is their entire body stands completely motionless. They become a statue. You can see videos of them doing this and it's absurd. Like they are completely still, totally motionless and they hold this pose- it's not really, a pose, but they hold this motionless state for long periods of time so they could be standing there completely still, not moving for hours at a time, and then when their prey gets close enough, then they just all of a sudden dive down on it from above and it's described as a collapsing motion where the whole bird just totally plunges down in on their prey and they just fall onto it, sort of like head first because they kind of pull their wings up behind them and plunge the head down into the water and grabbed their prey with that bill. So they're built to pull this off pretty well. The reason that that bill and the head and the neck are so thick is that they act as shock absorbers so that when they're plunged into like the really thick mud of the wetlands where they live, it's not hurting them. They can handle just kind of banging their heads into the ground, which is essentially what they're doing, but they can handle it because of how thick and tough their head is.

Christian: This is, uh... This reminds me of that one character on the Avengers where he's like, "I've mastered the art of moving so slowly, I've become entirely invisible."

Ellen: Yes. They're very much like Drax in that way.

Christian: Ah, there it is.

Ellen: You're welcome. So yeah, so they are, they stand completely still and then their prey gets close enough to them that they collapse down on top of it. It's really, really cool to watch. You can see lots of videos of them doing this online. So something that's also neat about watching them do this, something that is actually kind of a standard bird ability, like most birds can do this, but I still found it really cool so I'm going to mention it anyway: They have that head stabilization where the head stays completely still while the rest of the body moves around it. Have you seen birds do this?

Christian: I think I've seen it where it was like a chicken and someone was holding it and then they put it to trap music.

Ellen: Excellent. Yes. You can see- Yes. So you'll see those videos where someone's holding a chicken and they're like moving the chicken around in the air, but the chicken's head is staying in the same place. This is like that. Like-

Christian: And then the bass drops.

Ellen: Yeah, and then the bass drops and then everything just, all hell breaks loose and it goes wild and yeah, there's a sick beat. I'll- don't worry, I'll edit an airhorn in here but so it's wild. But so the, the shoe bill does this as well. This is a normal thing that birds can do, this is not like specific to the shoebill, I just thought it was really cool to watch because it's such a big animal and because it's head looks so heavy, like proportionate to the rest of its body. It doesn't look like it would be able to do that. But it does and it's very cool to watch.

Ellen: So that bill, that really heavy bill is really well made to catch the prey that it's catching. So that bill is very thick and very wide, but it has a hook at the end. It hooks downward and, and it, it hooks downward into a sharp point. So that hook actually digs in to catch the prey. And also you wouldn't probably think it just from looking at the bill because the bill looks like has very rounded edges, but the edges around the sides of the bill are razor sharp so it can actually snap down and decapitate its pray that it catches that worked pretty well for them.

Christian: So it's basically a [gill-o-teen], it's just kind of dropping and then-

Ellen: I'm gonna ask you to say that one more time, but this time please say it "guillotine."

Christian: No.

Ellen: All right. Asked and answered. Anyway. I'm leaving that in so that everyone can hear your shame. Anyway. They have powerful wings that let them fly for very long distances. Even though they themselves are actually not migratory birds. They have these really, really large territories. So seasonally they'll move within their territory between their feeding grounds and their breeding areas. So they'll kind of move around within their territory, but their territory doesn't actually change based on like the season or the year or anything. It stays in the same place. They just move around within that territory. So, they can still fly, because they're huge and their territories are huge, which is, it's a little bit terrifying to see a five foot tall bird with an eight and a half foot wingspan, just kind of gliding through the air...

Christian: With basically a sword on its face?

Ellen: Yeah, with the uh, um... What is the anime sword? The big wide anime sword.

Christian: There's so many examples of this. I don't know.

Ellen: Tetsusaiga?

Christian: I don't... Bleach? Is that one? Is that anything?!

Ellen: Large anime sword, uh, flying above you really more like a dragon. So we'll, we'll, we'll cue the game of Thrones music. So, a cross between a jet plane and a dragon flying above you. Actually when you, when you look at them flying, you can really see where birds are dinosaurs.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Like no clearer evidence that birds are definitely dinosaurs then when you're looking at a shoe bill, especially in flight, it looks like a pterodactyl. So they also have these really big feet with really, really long toes. Now, a lot of times like wetland birds or birds that that spend a lot of time in the water have webbed feet, but they don't, they have un-webbed toes like other, like herons and ibises and stuff. This is really good for walking through the wet swamp cause they're trying to walk through like, the reeds and they, the swamps that they live often have papyrus growing in them. So they have to kind of navigate in that area, so the un-webbed toes are much better for that. So they have good feet, good bill, good wings, just pretty well built for what they're trying to do. They've even been documented eating snakes, monitors and crocodiles. So young crocodiles, but still crocodiles and turtles. So like that's pretty tough. They gotta be pretty good at, at cracking their prey open to get that though I will mention that their favorite prey, what they eat the most of, is lungfish which are a wetland, sort of like an eel shaped fish. Yeah, it's a long slithery looking fish. But so lung fish are their favorite thing to eat, but they're pretty good at what they're doing. I gave them an 8 out of 10 for effectiveness.

Ellen: So moving on to ingenuity, I gave them a seven out of 10 pretty good, not amazing, but not bad either. I gave them ingenuity points for their strategic hunting locations. They tend to hunt in these, like I said, these wetland swampy areas, they hunt in these areas that have really, really muddy water. So what that means is that when that water is so muddy, it has a lower oxygen content. This means that the fish that live there are more likely to be obligate air-breathers, just like the electric eel that we talked about way back when. So this is a fish that lives under water but still has to come up to the surface to breathe. So the lung fish is actually an obligate air breather and has to come up.

Christian: That makes sense.

Ellen: Yeah! So when they come up to the surface to breathe, then they're prime shoebill prey. That's when the shoebill gets them. So some- they're also really smart about where they hunt because they, first of all, they will use their bill, that sharp edge of their bill to chop away the grass around them and that will reveal the fish that may be hiding underneath. So sometimes fish will hide in the long grass, but the shoebill will like, razor chop all that grass away.

Christian: That's intense.

Ellen: Yes, they'll bring the fish out of their hiding spots. But also something that I think is really smart that they do is that they will hunt in areas near hippos. So they'll see hippos and they'll go like hunt near them because when the hippos move around underwater, it frightens the fish up to the surface. So the fish have to come up because they're scared of the hippos and then the shoe bill gets them. So I thought that was pretty smart that they do that. They hunt near hippos, so they're kind of, they kind of have a sort of understanding with their hippo pals. I really would hate to be a fish living in these swamps cause you got hippos underneath you, you got shoebills above you, you really just, you're in a tight spot.

Christian: How do they get along with the hippos? Do the hippos bother them or...?

Ellen: I mean the shoebill can fly.

Christian: That's true.

Ellen: What is a hippo gonna do?

Christian: "You get down here!"

Ellen: Yeah. So the shoebill is also fiercely competitive even among the chicks. So shoebills are really competitive with each other. They're totally solitary and they live completely alone except for mated pairs. Even mated pairs that live together in the same territory, they still feed on opposite ends of the territory and like they don't hang out.

Christian: So this is like a, "this is my side of the house and that's your side of the house" type situation.

Ellen: Yeah, it like this is taking like the whole, like couples with two beds in the same bedroom? This is like taking that to the extreme. Like they really don't just chill. So they don't really hang out with each other, but even the chicks don't really like each other. So shoebills usually have really, really small clutches. They only have one or two eggs. Um, on, on rare occasions they'll have three eggs. But it's usually only one or two. But even in the situations where they do have two eggs, the parents will only raise one of the chicks. So they could have two babies, but they'll pick one and raise that one. The parents will favor the older chick, the chick that hatches first is older, it's bigger, it has kind of dibs. And the parents will give that one preference during feedings. So the parents actually have to go out and get food and bring it back to the chick, but they also have to bring water to the nest. So they will give the older chick preference in feeding and water. So eventually when once the older chick gets big enough, it will kill the younger one. So you can see this in action if you want on the BBC series Africa in season one, episode two, there is a scene in which this occurs. Spoiler Alert I guess, but you can watch this, this sort of drama unfurl. This was the first time I saw a shoebill by the way, was in this, um, in this BBC documentary series. It's very intense and it's actually very sad, so I dunno if you're a really sensitive person like me, maybe skip this one. But if you just really want to see this really brutal scene, it's, it's very um, intense. But it's still interesting to watch how these animals can make decisions like that.

Ellen: So the idea behind it is that they have a younger chick as an insurance policy sort of in case the older chick dies. So if something, if the older chick is born and it's not doing well, it kinda dies quickly, they still have a backup chick. But as they get a little bit older, it seems like things are fine with the older one, they don't have the means to feed both chicks because it's very intense to keep even just one alive cause you have to bring back food and water and you have to support yourself. So they don't have, they just don't have time to raise two chicks. So one of them takes the other one out so they can focus their resources on one chick. I was kind of stumped on how I was going to factor this into their ingenuity because on the one hand, this is kind of I guess forcing natural selection to happen, like in action, but on the other hand, their numbers are not doing great.

Ellen: They kind of need all the shoebills they can get. So this whole like siblicide practice is not doing their population any favors. So I wasn't really sure how to factor this into ingenuity. So I kind of left it alone, but I still wanted to include it in there. Now since shoebills are solitary, they don't really communicate with each other because they don't have any reason to, but they will signal to each other their location by clattering their beak rapidly in a sound that sounds like a machine gun. So this is like a rapid fire clacking sound that they make.

Christian: Don't like that.

Ellen: It's very scary. It sounds a lot like the predator. Yeah, it's very predator. So it's, it's scary. It's very loud, but it's really just to kind of like signal to each other that they're there and they're really territorial and competitive. So it's just kind of like a back off sort of sound. Shoebill chicks will communicate with their parents by making a really cute little hiccuping sound, but they're still terrifying looking. Also, something that I thought was like at least a little bit of a smart thing to do is that they poop on their legs to cool off. That's just a thing they do.

Christian: I wonder if that's just an unintended side effect of being lazy.

Ellen: Well, so they've got- like most birds, they've got that liquidy poop, right? So they poop and it goes down their legs and then it's like, it's basically like pouring water on your legs. I dunno, it keeps their legs cool, so I guess that counts as something. It's gross, but they don't seem to mind. Now... Aesthetics.

Christian: Here we go.

Ellen: Ugh... I gave it a 4 out of 10. if I could have, I would have given it a yikes out of 10 because that's really the only word that comes to mind when looking at this animal. So four out of 10 is not the worst I could have given it, cause I did grant it four points for being... When they're relaxed and when they're happy and feeling good, they kind of puff up and like they sit down in a way that they sort of collapse into themselves. And so like I said it earlier had their bill is shaped like a smile, when they're happy and relaxed, it's kind of cute. It looks like they have really big smile.

Christian: Aw...

Ellen: Yes. But at literally all other times in their life because this is not a generally, um, peaceful bird, at all other times in their life, t,hat smile is a menacing glare because they have very angry wrathful eyes. And when you pair those very, very angry looking eyes with that very big wide smile, it just makes a really creepy combo. It's a very unsettling look. So I guess I can grant them a little bit for looking mostly like a bird. They mostly align with what a bird should look like.

Christian: They've got all the components.

Ellen: They have the components of a bird, they're just done wrong. So you start with the feet and you're like, alright, bird feet. Got It. And you work your way up, you're like, yes. Bird legs, bird body... bird neck, I guess. And then just once you get to the face, all hell breaks loose. It's just a disaster up there. So it looks, I think it looks like a pelican ate a bee. If you've ever seen like these dogs that eat a bee in their face swells up really big, it looks like that. It looks like a pelican ate a bee and it's face got all messed up.

Christian: There's an opportunity for an origin story there.

Ellen: Oh, like a little folklore story! Like where did the shoebill come from? It came from a pelican having an allergic reaction.

Christian: It ate a spicy fly, and now it's a spicy bird!

Ellen: If there was any bird that would be described as spicy, it would be this one. So the, the, the slope of the bill is just, it comes straight down from like the rounded, the rounded eyebrows go straight into this sloped bill that looks like a slide directly into hell and it's got poop legs. Gross. Ew. Major deductions. So all, overall aesthetics, 4 out of 10. Not good.

Christian: Womp womp.

Ellen: Yeah. Sorry. So for 8 out of 10 effectiveness, 7 out of 10 ingenuity and 4 out of ten aesthetics, I gave the shoebill a 6.3 out of 10. which is decent.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: This is passing. This is an acceptable animal. So I have some assorted miscellaneous information on the shoe bill.

Christian: Alright, let's hear it.

Ellen: So when you look at the shoebill, your first- if you've never seen them before, your initial reaction is probably, this is photo shopped. Like this is definitely not real.

Christian: Yeah, yeah for sure.

Ellen: As many scientists responded to the platypus. Similar, like you're like there's no way this is real. There is a Snopes article that fact checks the existence of the shoebill.

Christian: Really!

Ellen: Yes. If you go on Snopes, there is like, because recently a video of the shoebill went like viral a little bit I guess, and people on Twitter were freaking out saying it was definitely like photo shopped or edited in. So people didn't think it was real. They thought it was like an animatronic like, dinosaur or something. So Snopes like had to put out an article saying "Nope, they're, they're real, they exist. This is what they are." So I thought that was pretty funny. Snopes had to fact check you on that. They have a little bit of a cult following. You can see that, you know, since they are kind of cute from certain angles, I can kind of see why people are fans of these animals and they're also just otherwise, they're very interesting.

Ellen: Like aesthetics aside, they're interesting animals. They have a little bit of a fan club over on reddit. There's a subreddit called r/shoebillstorks so you can go share all of your shoe bill fan information and just gawk over these bizarre creatures.

Christian: What's the activity like, I wonder, on that subreddit?

Ellen: You know, I checked it out and it's surprisingly active. There's like, people are into these animals and I can see why they're into these animals, but I'm wondering how they have this much content to generate about... It's mostly like people that see them, they'll like go visit a zoo that has a shoebill. They'll take a picture of it and share it or take a video of it and share it. So it's mostly people just kind of appreciating the shoebill.

Christian: Okay....

Ellen: It's, it was actually really great. I was glad that I, I was glad that I found that little internet community and it made me feel bad for the low score that I gave the shoebill for aesthetics that really dragged its overall score down. So I felt kind of guilty about that afterwards. But it's okay. Anyway, there is a famous shoebill, his name is Sushi and he lives at the Uganda Wildlife Education Center. So his name is Sushi because if you bow to him, like with your body, you bow to him, he will bow back at you and let you pet him.

Christian: Oh my goodness.

Ellen: But you have to bow to him. If you don't bow to him, he'll fly away.

Christian: I mean that's probably... not The worst thing that could do.

Ellen: Like, yeah, so if you don't bow to him, he'll fly to the other side of his enclosure. But if you do bow to him, he'll be, he, it's really cute! You can see so many videos of him doing this. He does this very low bow where he like he, he bows his head all the way down to the ground and shakes it back and forth and he shakes his head in like a really cute way. And then once he's done that, then he'll let you approach him and you can like scratch him on the head and he seems to actually kind of enjoy it. Like he's not crazy about it, but he kinda like, you can see he kinda like, will lean into it a little bit. It's really cute.

Christian: Yes, show your appreciation for the dinosaur.

Ellen: Yes, kneel to me please. So I thought that was really, really cute. I'm a big fan of Sushi the shoebill. Oh, and his name is Sushi because the keepers at the place where he's kept found that bowing behavior to be reminiscent of the Japanese bowing tradition. So, Japanese like Sushi. That was where your connection was. So that's why his name is Sushi.

Christian: That's a bit of a tongue twister, isn't it? Sushi the shoebill.

Ellen: Yeah, Sushi the shoebill. But he's very cute. So I'm gonna wrap up by talking about their conservation status. They are vulnerable, which means that they're not yet endangered technically, but their numbers are on the decline and they're rapidly approaching endangered status. So they're not fully endangered yet, but they're going to be, so I got a ton of information on this from the International Single Species Action Plan or the ISSAP for the Conservation of the Shoebill. This was compiled by Nature Uganda for the Agreement on the Conservation of African Eurasian Migratory Water Birds.

Ellen: This was in September of 2013 they put this together. And what this is is this is basically a long document detailing where shoebill populations are right now, how they're currently doing, and then what they're threatened by. So what threats exist to the shoebill population and what we can do about them. So if you have a few minutes and this sort of, this is the sort of thing that interests you, I really, really recommend checking it out. You can find this on the AEWA website. I'll probably drop a link to this on our social media so that you can check it out because it's really, really interesting. I really recommend you, you'd take a read of it but I'll kind of summarize what I found in this document here. So the global population of shoebills is fewer than 8,000 birds with numbers declining. The major threats to the shoebill are that the shoebill needs a really quiet undisturbed habitat in order to hunt effectively.

Ellen: You know, they're those ambush predators. They need quiet, they need to be able to stay totally still so that their prey isn't spooked away. They're really, really sensitive to human activity and they'll flee an area where humans are active. So if humans come into an area and start kind of stomping around, they'll fly away and go somewhere else. Now, some major human activity that's going on that's threatening the shoebill is oil exploration and extraction that's going on in Sudan and Uganda. They also have a lot of agricultural development of the wetlands and intentional fires. We talked about this a little bit with the okapi episode, that sort of slash and burn agricultural method where you set fire to the area to try to like enrich the land. So these intentional fires threaten the habitat and the safety of the shoebills. So not only can that actually degrade the habitat but it can actually kill them directly.

Ellen: Like these fires can kill shoebill, young shoebills that aren't old enough to fly yet. They're also facing a lot of illegal trade, so it's currently illegal to trade them. But law enforcement in that area has really limited resources and it's really difficult for them to police those laws because this is a very, very large area and there's not a lot of monitoring going on of this area. So shoebills are sometimes illegally caught and then sold internationally. They actually, since they are so rare, they can catch a really high price on the black market.

Christian: Oh, so they're being sold like as live specimens?

Ellen: Yes. Yeah, the live bird. And unfortunately since they are so sensitive and so fragile, they don't travel well. It's really hard to get them from one place to another. So usually they die in transit, so they don't do very well with that. It is illegal to trade them. But the police in those areas don't kind of, don't really have what they need to back that up. And lastly, livestock and fishing disturbance. So during the dry seasons, cattle are moved into the wetlands where the shoebills live and they're moved into the wetlands to seek water cause it's the dry season. So they moved to a winter place. But once they're there they can disturb the shoebill. Like I said, they can disturb their hunting the shoebill will flee, but they can actually sometimes trample young shoebills. If the shoebill's not old enough to fly yet, then the cattle can kill them. So all these things, these are kind of the biggest threats to the, well there's other things, if you want to learn more about what else are threatening the shoebill you can read that document.

Ellen: But back in 2012 the nonprofit conservation organization African Parks launched a program to protect shoebills from poaching and disturbance. So what they've done is they've actually hired a staff of fishermen to monitor the nests of breeding shoe bills and keep an eye on the local populations. So they actually send people out to check on the shoebills, make sure they're doing okay and make sure nobody's bothering them and make sure nobody's poaching them. So there's actually, there's a lot going on that people are doing to try to protect these shoebills because things aren't going great for them. Now in captivity, the shoebill is highly unlikely to breed, making it really hard to sustain a captive population. So with a lot of animals that are like threatened in the wild, maybe they might do better in captivity where you can monitor them and you can breed them in captivity, they might be able to bounce back in that sort of setting.

Ellen: But shoebills don't normally breed in captivity. So if you have one in captivity, you're not likely to be able to produce more. So you can't, you would have to, in order to maintain like shoebills, you'd have to keep bringing them in from the wild. So there have been two instances of captive shoebills breeding. One of them was in Tampa's Lowry Park Zoo! Yeah. Here in Florida. This was, that was the first wildlife institution, North America, but the second in the world. So the first one was Parc Paradisio in Berlin, Germany.

Christian: Wow.

Ellen: So those are the two zoos in the world where shoebill eggs have hatched.

Christian: Very cool.

Ellen: Yeah. But like I said there, it's really, really tough to breed them in captivity. So if you have one in captivity, you can't maintain that. You would have to keep bringing them in from the wild, which they're suffering in the wild. So it's not, it's not a big option.

Christian: You know, I wonder though, for those that do lay eggs in captivity, if they do, if they lay more than one, do you think they separate the eggs so that that uh, siblicide doesn't happen?

Ellen: I don't know if it's happened enough for there to be like a standard on it.

Christian: That's true.

Ellen: Yeah. Like this has only happened two times in the world, so it's not a common occurrence. So the best thing to do for them is to leave them where they are in the wild, but make the wild habitat better for them. There are, like I mentioned earlier, there is African Parks and there's also Nature Uganda. Those are two local nonprofit organizations that are doing their best to help the shoebills. So if you're interested in learning more about the conservation of these species, you can go check them out.

Ellen: So kind of a summary of all that stuff is that the population of the shoe bill is at risk due to human caused factors, but efforts are being made in their habitat to help them out. So I think there's kind of hope for this species.

Christian: Awesome.

Ellen: Yeah, yeah, that, that's all I've got on my new friends, the shoebills.

Christian: Thank you, Ellen. Those are very interesting, interesting bird.

Ellen: Thank you, I thought so too. You know, I, I gave it a lower score than some of the other animals I've done, but I hope that doesn't come across to me anthat I love them any less. It's just that they're very ugly.

Christian: It's a angry bird.

Ellen: It- the, yeah-

Christian: I mean... bird that is...

Ellen: Stop it!

Christian: Not happy... Don't sue me.

Ellen: Don't. Please. Stop right there. All right y'all. That's all we've got for today. You can connect with us on Twitter at @JustTheZooOfUs or on our Facebook page by searching the title of the show. If you have an animal species you want to hear Christian and I talk about on the show, you can submit those to us at thezooofus@gmail.com. That is NOT justthezooofus@gmail.com, it is thezooofus@gmail.com so send us your favorite animal and when we talk about it on the show we will give you a shout out. A transcript of this episode will be found at justthezooofus.home.blog as well as transcripts for episode 4 and 5, and finally I want to wrap up by thinking Louie Zong for the use of his song "Adventuring" off of his album Bee Sides that is our intro and outro music and we love it.

Christian: It's excellent.

Ellen: Yes, we love it very much so thank you Louie Zong for that. All right, that's all I have.

Christian: Thanks everyone. This is Christian Weatherford...

Ellen: And this is Ellen Weatherford.

Christian: And you have... A great time.

Ellen: ...Doing what?

Christian: Animal things.

Ellen: Thanks for listening. Byeeee!

5: Blue Dragon Sea Slug & Water Moccasin

Ellen: Hello, this is Ellen Weatherford...

Christian: ...and Christian Weatherford.

Ellen: ....and we're here with Just the Zoo of Us, the podcast in which Christian I review your favorite species of animals. Each species that we review, we rate out of 10 in the categories of effectiveness, ingenuity and aesthetics. We are not zoological experts.

Christian: No, not at all.

Ellen: No, Christian and I are just enthusiasts. We love animals very much and we have a lot of opinions on them. We do a lot of research and we really try our best to make sure we're presenting information from trustworthy sources.

Christian: But by all means, let us know if we're wrong.

Ellen: Yeah, please feel free to reach out to us. We can now be connected with on Twitter at @JustTheZooOfUs or on Facebook by searching the title of the show. We have our very own page now, that's brand new by the way, I set that up this week. This is our first time recording having released an episode already. This is episode five, so in episode five we are launching a brand new feature. This is a listener submission. This is a species that was requested by our dear friend Erica Carr. So, Christian went first last week, so I'm going to be going first this week so I'm just gonna jump right into it if you don't mind, Christian.

Christian: Of course. Let's hear it.

Ellen: Alright. The animal that I have today is actually an animal that I knew nothing about prior to Erica bringing it to my attention. This is the Glaucus atlanticus, also known as the Blue Dragon Sea slug or the blue angel, the sea swallow, some people even call it the sea lizard. Now this is not an animal that I think a lot of people know very much about, but you've probably seen a picture of it because recently back in 2015 a whole group of these washed up on shore in Australia, so pictures and videos of them got really, really popular, kind of went viral for a minute, so a lot of people have seen them. I'm going to kind of describe what they look like to you because you probably have actually seen a picture of it, just didn't know what it was called because they're pretty rare. They're very rare to see. They are a sea slug, so they're actually a type of nudibranch, which is a type of sea slug. They're very, very little. They're only- they're less than one and a half inch long. So this is about a fingernail-sized animal.

Ellen: It's smol.

Ellen: It's very little. It's really little. But so they are, they have a tapered body. They're thick at the head end, but they taper out towards the tail end. But the really striking feature of these sea slugs is that they have these six wings. So this is three pairs of wings on either side of the body. These are made of these really feathery looking tentacles, which is why I call them wings. So the pair of wings closest to the head is really big, but they get smaller towards the end of the body. So that's why it looks like a dragon, cause it looks like a long sort of snake shaped animal with wings. It looks like a dragon.

Christian: You know what it makes me think of when I see it?

Ellen: What's that?

Christian: The Pokemon Kyogre.

Ellen: Yeah. Yeah. It does look like Kyogre very much and actually when I was looking this up, I found a lot of people refer to it as the Pokemon slug. Like, it- A lot of parallels have been drawn. A lot of fan artists have made fake Pokemon designs out of this animal. It's, it's beautiful to look at. So another striking feature about it is its coloration. It is dark blue and white, so it has a very, very high contrast look to it. It looks very much like an alien. I'll get more into the appearance of it later on. As I mentioned before, I'm not an expert or anything, so I wanted to give a shout out to where I'm getting my information from. I got a lot of my information from a website called Oceana.org, I also got a lot of my information in reports, um one of them being by Vanessa Uschenko at the University of Northern British Columbia and Kenneth Hattersley at the sea slug forum. They both had very interesting, very detailed reports on the blue dragon sea slug. So that's where my information is coming from, just to credit to them. So I already mentioned that these are little guys. They're only about three centimeters or one and a half inch long. You can find them pretty much anywhere in an open ocean.

Ellen: So these are common in the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, and I wouldn't say common, I'm sorry. They're not common. So most nudibranches are benthic, which means that they live at the bottom of the ocean and feed down in like reefs or on stuff at the bottom of the ocean, but the blue glaucous is more likely to be found up near the surface of the water. I'll talk about why in a minute, but that's where you're going to find them. This also contributes to why they look the way they do. So we'll, we'll talk about that in a second. Their taxonomic class is gastropoda. This is the same class as the snails and the slugs that you would find on land. This is, yeah, it's a sea slug. Specifically, it is a nudibranch, there are about 3000 species of nudibranches.

Christian: That's a lot.

Ellen: There are so many. So this one is a pretty interesting one. It's a little bit different from other nudibranches but super interesting. All nudibranches are interesting. This one specifically so, for the reasons I'm about to list. So, first category I'm going to rate it on his effectiveness, effectiveness being how physically capable the animal is of doing the things it's trying to do. For the Blue Dragon sea slug, I gave it a nine out of 10.

Christian: Very cool.

Ellen: That's a very good score. It's not perfect but it's very good. So first of all I wanted to talk about its camouflage. So the, as I mentioned before, the blue glaucus on the side... I'm tempted to say its "back," but it's not its back. On the side that is facing up, the side you would be looking at when you're looking down at it, is this dark blue and white. Very high contrast in color. When you look at it from below, what's actually their back (because they actually float upside down) their back is a very pale gray or a white color. This is a really common coloration pattern that you see in animals that live in the open ocean. This is called countershading. This makes it so that when you're looking at them from above, they blend in with the dark blue of the water below them. When you look at them from below, they blend in with the white of the sky above them. So this makes it really kind of difficult for predators to see them. They also, I mentioned that they float upside down, so their "belly," or what's actually like when you translate it to the terms of a snail or a slug, a gastropod, that's actually their "foot." So, um, what would, what would be the underside in a snail or a slug is for them facing upward because in that belly they hold a little air bubble in it. So they, they swallow air and keep air in their belly and that keeps them floating upside down.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: That keeps them up at the top of the water. I'll go into why they want to stay at the top of the water in a minute. They have those six wings, so that's three pairs on either side of the body with these feathery looking tentacles. Those tentacles are called cerata. Cerata is what they're called, and they're fanned out in the shape of what I would describe as a palmetto frond, how they're kind of all clustered together at a point and then they fan out like that. They look like fins, and you may assume that they're fins, but it's really, uh, it's really shameful trying to watch them use them to move because they try. They wiggle and they moved them, and they try to get where they need to go, but they just can't. It offers little to no propulsion in the water. So they're kind of at the mercy of the wind to get where they need to go. This is why I took one point off of their effectiveness because their mobility is trash. Garbage. They cannot get anywhere, like they are totally at the mercy of the current of the water to get anywhere. The real usefulness of the cerata is defensive. This is a combat wing. This, these are like built for damage. The cerata, let's talk about these cerata cause they're insane. The glaucus eats siphonophores. This is including the highly venomous Portuguese man of war.

Christian: Ooh! That's my favorite.

Ellen: I know you like them! So, well, I'm sorry, but the blue glaucus eats them.

Christian: Oh...

Ellen: Eats them tentacles and all.

Christian: Ohhh! My poor Portuguese.!

Ellen: I'm sorry to trash on your favorite animal, but this is its natural predator. So the glaucus has powerful jaws that contain these rows of sharp chitinous teeth. The glaucus just kind of latches on and just chomps chomps chomps. Just munches on the Portuguese man of war and eats the whole thing. So what's really interesting is that the glaucus is immune to the sting of the Portuguese man of war. Not only is it immune to the sting, but its body passes the nematocysts, which are the cells that produce the sting and produce venom that causes the Portuguese man of war to sting, the body passes those nematocysts along through the digestive system, which feeds into the cerata. So the nematocysts are stored in those cerata and highly concentrated.

Christian: What!

Ellen: Yes. So the blue glaucus is taking the venom from the prey that it's eating, storing it in its own body and weaponizing it.

Christian: So let me get this straight.

Ellen: Yes.

Christian: This little guy, he's going after the highly feared Portuguese man of war.

Ellen: Yup.

Christian: Eating it.

Ellen: Yes.

Christian: And then when it gets attacked, it's just like, "you're making me more strong! Ahahaha!"

Ellen: Your resistance is only making way more powerful!

Christian: And I feel like I've seen pictures of people holding these in their hands.

Ellen: It's a bad idea. Don't do that. Don't do that at all. So...

Christian: You're going to have a bad time.

Ellen: Real quick sidebar about that is that when you see videos and pictures of people holding them, they've probably only found it because it's washed up on the beach. So by the time they've reached the beach, they've probably already used up all of those nematocysts and probably aren't going to be delivering those stings, but you really don't want to chance it because if they haven't, and they still have- because remember, they're concentrated. This is like they're eating multiple Portuguese man of war and storing all of that venom, so it's far, far, far more concentrated than just one Portuguese man of war, which is like a really intense sting by itself. This is like a bunch of them condensed into one sting, so you really don't want to chance it. Seriously, do not touch these things.

Christian: When you see pictures of people who have stings from the man of war, it kind of looks like someone took metal wire that was heated until it's white hot and just pressed against their skin.

Ellen: It does look like you've been branded.

Christian: Yes.

Ellen: And this is like emergency room level. Like you got to be rushed to a hospital if you've been stung by one of these things. So yeah, the Blue Glock is, is just completely immune to it and not only immune to it, but weaponizes it and steals it and uses it to its own advantage. So that's why they have those cerata. It's moreso for delivering that sting rather than actually using them to swim, which you can see when you see a video of these things trying to swim in the water because it is pitiful. Garbage. They cannot swim. It's so bad. They really try though. Like you can see them flapping their little wings but they're just not going anywhere. It's real sad. But I still wouldn't touch them though. I mean where are they trying to get in such a hurry? Nothing can... I mean they're protecting themselves from predators by you know, delivering this ridiculously powerful sting. They've got their camouflage covered, they've got their self defense covered. They're pretty tough. You know, I guess I didn't take any more off for mobility cause I figured that mobility was not that big of a concern for them.

Christian: I mean, to give them credit, their uh, their main prey is even less mobile.

Ellen: Yeah. I mean when your main prey is something that just floats on top of the water...

Ellen: Yeah, it's completely dependent

Ellen: It has no method of moving whatsoever, they're pretty evenly matched. Yeah. So they do eat other things. They don't just eat the Portuguese man of war, but that's really most of what they eat. They'll eat other things like the blue button jellyfish or some other types of snails and stuff, but it's really just the, the man of war that they're interested in.

Christian: I wonder if their resistance to the man of war is staying kind of extends to the stings of jellyfish.

Ellen: Yeah, because it's similar. It's a similar type of cell, right? So a nematocyst is a type of cell and they have- the blue glaucus's digestive system is lined with this mucus that prevents them from being affected by it.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: Yeah. So it's really cool. They're totally just impervious to it.

Christian: Neat.

Ellen: It's really nice. So that's kind of the most interesting thing about this animal, I thought. They're also, as other nudibranches, they are hermaphrodites. All of them. They, every blue glaucus functions as both a male and a female, but they can't fertilize their own eggs. So they still do have to mate in pairs. So every blue glaucus produces these spiral shaped eggs, which they lay by either just kind of like firing them off into the ocean or if it's available, they will lay their eggs on some sort of floating structure, like if there's a log floating in the water or what's really common is for them to lay their eggs on the carcasses of their prey. Like dead carcasses of their prey.

Christian: Huh! Well then.

Ellen: They will lay their eggs on there. It's pretty smart.

Christian: Wrapping it up there.

Ellen: Yeah. They detect their prey and their surroundings by using these things called rhinophores. These are sensory preceptors that look like these two tiny little tentacles on either side of their head and these rhinophores pickup signals in the water that are, like chemical signals that alerts them to the direction of their objective, I suppose. It's like a little quest marker that just tells you which direction you need to go in. But like I said before, there's nothing they can do with that information. They can just kind of like orient themselves towards the thing they want to go to and like hope for the best.

Christian: I sure hope I or my prey float towards each other.

Ellen: That's really the best they can do. And you can see that they will try to swim towards the thing, but... They're not getting anywhere.

Christian: A for effort.

Ellen: Yeah, they're trying at least. So that's about it for effectiveness. 9 out of 10, pretty good. Actually really good.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Yeah. So moving on to ingenuity, which is defined by us as the species cleverness.

Christian: So in, in other animals, a good example of this would be use of tools or um, use of interesting methods, things that aren't necessarily built him.

Ellen: Yeah. This is how their behavior and how well their behavior gives them an advantage. So I gave the blue glaucus a five out of 10, which is not great, but better than I expected a sea slug to get. Five out of 10. They will resort to cannibalism if no other prey is available, which you'll remember I gave the praying mantis a 4 out of 10 for cannibalism, but I gave them a 5 out of 10 because the praying mantis would just kind of attack their own kind with no sort of differentiation between their kind and not their kind. However, the blue glaucus does prioritize. It would rather eat not blue glaucus than other blue glaucus. So this is kind of like out of desperation. It's a last resort. They'll, they'll eat each other if they absolutely have to. So at least they are sort of self preserving.

Christian: The, the thought of two of these things trying to eat each other is a little entertaining cause I'm, I'm imagining them firing off those little stinging cells at each other and they're just like, haha no, no you! Just back and forth.

Ellen: I wonder if they could just recycle those, like, like recycle the already stolen nematocysts of the other one.

Christian: Like tennis but deadly.

Ellen: Yeah. So the other thing I gave them an ingenuity point for was that um, laying their eggs on floating structures because this allows their babies to develop their air sacs without sinking to the bottom.

Christian: Oh, okay.

Ellen: Yeah. So like how I said they have those air sacs that keep them afloat, that gives their babies a chance to get air from the surface before like really getting into the ocean. So I thought that was a pretty good idea. That's a good idea. You lay your eggs on a floating structure, so you're up there where you need to be.

Christian: I guess. I guess they have to hope, though, that the floating structure will remain floating for long enough for the development cycle.

Ellen: Yeah. I mean I would hope it wouldn't be like how we watched that special on the sperm whale carcass that sank to the bottom of the ocean. Like they better hope that doesn't happen. I would imagine if they're, if they're planting their eggs on their dead prey, though, that's like other things that are gonna float.

Christian: Hopefully.

Ellen: Yeah, so I thought that was a pretty good idea. That's a pretty bright little idea that they had so I gave them a point for it. So that's five out of 10 that's okay. So for aesthetics, which is purely opinion based, by the way, and based entirely on how I feel about it, I gave them an 8 out of 10 these are definitely aliens. 100% no chance that these are of earthly origin just based on their looks. These are aliens. They're just like, the whole body has that really elegant tapered appearance with the wings being bigger at the head and getting smaller towards the tail.

Ellen: They have a surprisingly cute face. Like if you zoom in on their face and look at it, it's really cute. It has this like blunt shape to it and those rhinophores that I mentioned, these two tiny little tentacles on the side of the head, it's really cute. It reminds me of a, of a Manta rays face. How has those two little nubbies on the face? I think it's pretty cute. And also that really beautiful blue and white design that they have on their bodies just makes them really stand out and just makes them look really, really cool. I did take off one point for their very clumsy and ungraceful movement. So when you see a still picture, they look like they would just be this elegant, graceful, like drifting through the water and being so beautiful. But when you watch a video of them, it's really tragic.

Ellen: They're just kind of drifting their best and like clumsily flapping their little wings around. It's sad. But, so I took one point off for their ungracefulness and I took another point off for them being unsettlingly Lovecraftian in appearance. They can be a little creepy looking. If you're not into the tentacled look, this is probably not an ideal aesthetic for you. But so they do kind of look slightly eldritch horror-ish. So that's...

Christian: I could see that.

Ellen: That's a point off, but 8 out of 10 for aesthetics. So going back, that is a 9 out of 10 for effectiveness, a 5 out of 10 for ingenuity and an 8 out of 10 for aesthetics, which brings us to an overall score of 7.3 out of 10 for the Blue Dragon Sea Slug.

Christian: Pretty good.

Ellen: Yep! Some wrapping up and with some miscellaneous information, their conservation status is not evaluated. They are pretty rare because they are, they live out in the open ocean. How often are you going to find a three centimeter long animal out in the ocean? You're not going to be finding these very often. So in a group they're called a fleet, so you're most likely to find one in a fleet. These fleets of blue dragons will sometimes wash up on beaches, which causes problems because beach goers then are at risk of being stung in the water. And because you, you, you're not going to see them, they're so little, you're not going to notice them in the water. Or sometimes if you do see them, you're likely to try to handle them because they're really pretty looking and you might want to like, "Ooh, so pretty" and you might want to pick it up.

Ellen: And they're like, "don't like that! Bzzzt!"

Ellen: Don't like that thing! Bzzzt. Goodbye. So it's not great. Beach goers are at risk. Although I looked it up, everyone says that this is like a deadly creature, but I couldn't actually find any records of anyone dying from handling one. I looked, but I couldn't find any cases specifically of somebody dying from handling this animal.

Christian: Yeah, that sounds about right. A lot of animals I feel like have there deadliness kind of over exaggerated.

Ellen: I don't know if it's an exaggeration, but I'm sure it has the potential to be deadly.

Christian: Sure.

Ellen: Because people have died from Portuguese man of war stings.

Christian: Of course.

Ellen: So, and this is just like that times 10 so I'm sure it has a potential to be deadly. I just could not find any cases of that actually happening.

Christian: Well, I wonder though if it's actually worse because you know the, the tentacles of a Portuguese man where it can be like several feet long, right? So I think maybe there's a potential there because the whole tentacle just gets wrapped up and get all of that. So I'm wondering which ones actually worse, but uh... Hm.

Ellen: I don't know. This phenomenon of the fleet of blue dragons, sea slugs washing up on the shore happened on Australia's Gold Coast in 2015 which led to that popularity boom while people were taking videos and photos of them, they got way more popular around that time. A little more locally to us, this happened at Hillsboro Beach in south Florida in 2016 and also in Cape Canaveral in February of 2018.

Christian: Interesting.

Ellen: Yeah, these were all a examples of, or occurrences of blue dragon fleets washing up on beaches. So most of the footage that you'll see of blue dragons is from these washing up on shore.

Christian: I do like this imagery. So this big group known as a fleet of these blue dragons showing up on a beach. In my mind, I'm hearing the, the Flight of the Valkyries.

Ellen: So it's very on theme for the Game of Thrones finale, uh, coming out tomorrow night as of when we're recording this on Saturday. Yeah. So the fleet of dragons just kind of tragically washing up on shore dead.

Christian: Foreshadowing?

Ellen: Rip.

Christian: All right.

Ellen: Yeah. So you're likely to have only seen these recorded under these circumstances because the blue glaucus has never been successfully kept or bred in captivity. This is likely due to their extremely specific diet because who has the means to keep this tiny little creature fed with Portuguese? Man of war? Where are you going to find those? Where are you going shopping for a Portuguese man war? They don't sell those at PetSmart. They ain't got 'em in bulk at Costco.

Christian: It's probably a good thing.

Ellen: Yeah, I'm pretty, I'm pretty thankful that they don't sell those at Costco. I'm made uncomfortable enough by the fish displays and lobster displays. So like if they had those hell beasts just sitting there in their fish department, I would never leave my house. Yeah. Yeah. So you're not going to find these, you can't keep them as a pet. You're not gonna find them in a zoo, you're not gonna find them in an aquarium, which I think is likely why so little overall is known about the animal just because they're really hard to find. They're hard to study. They're hard to observe. What we do know about them is really interesting. So I had a really fun time looking up this animal and I'm a big fan of it. I only gave it a 7.3 out of 10 but for a sea slug, that's not bad. That's pretty good for a sea slug. I'll probably go into other sea slugs and nudibranch species later on, so...

Christian: It's an interesting little family.

Ellen: We'll see how they square up against other of their cousins. So that's the blue glaucus. That's the Blue Dragon Sea Slug.

Christian: Well thank you.

Ellen: Yep. Thank you! All right, Christian, what you got for us?

Christian: Alright. So for this week I've got another Florida classic.

Ellen: Great.

Christian: I personally have always known this animal as the water moccasin. So I know a lot of areas have their own kind of common name for them. I think the more common name for them is the cotton mouth.

Ellen: Yesss!

Christian: Um, so this is a snake, of course, it is venomous. Right. Um, so I'm just going to jump right in. Its scientific name: Agkistrodon piscivorus.

Ellen: Ooh.

Christian: So what that literally translates to is "hooked tooth fish eater."

Ellen: That's the thing. That's what it is and does.

Christian: For sure, because it's diet is primarily fish and Fabian's pretty much any small vertebrate, but mostly fish and amphibians. So this, this I say this is a Florida classic because uh, we can find these snakes pretty much anywhere in the southeast United States. Yes. Common in fresh water, but can be found in salt. It's usually only found in salt water when it's trying to travel from one place to another.

Ellen: Sure, sure, sure. That's not their hangout. Yeah.

Christian: Yeah. In Florida, his case, that's usually, and they're trying to travel to or from a barrier island from the mainland.

Ellen: Oh, okay. Okay. That makes sense. This is also why we don't go into water here. We've got gators, we've got water moccasins, we have so many things in our water that we'd want nothing to do with.

Christian: Yeah. This particular snake has a... Legacy, I suppose of aggression and which I will touch on a little later.

Ellen: Yes! They're so mean.

Christian: They belong to the taxonomic order Squamata which, um, other things that are in there are lizards and other snakes, basically scaled reptiles. As Ellen did, we have some categories. The first one being effectiveness, I gave this snake a full 10 out of 10 for effectiveness.

Ellen: That's awesome!

Christian: So here's the reason why. They are pretty much built to just own the water.

Ellen: Yes. Absolutely.

Ellen: So they hold the interesting distinction of being the world's only semi-aquatic viper.

Ellen: Semi-aquatic viper meaning they sort of live in the water?

Christian: Yeah. Yeah. They're, they're not totally in the water. Not like a, not like a sea snake. Right, right. So, um, the water moccasin can be found up to even like a mile away from a water source, but they do enjoy being in wetlands. So, like I said, world's only semi aquatic viper and other examples of vipers are the copper head, the rattlesnake and those kinds of snakes. In addition to that title, it's also the u s is only venomous waters think so there are, there are other water snakes too, but this is the only one in the U.S. that is venomous. Sure. So, uh, as you might guess, it's an excellent swimmer. They will move through the water pretty easily. They're fast.

Ellen: They're quick! They're way quicker than you might think they would be.

Christian: And because they are a viper, they have heat-sensing pits between their eyes and nostrils. So a lot of the times when you hear this talked about on, for example, documentaries, they visualize that with something like infrared camera. Basically what it is, it lets them see heat, a lot of their prey will have body heat. However, here's, here's something interesting I thought about the water moccasin: they usually go for live prey, but they have been documented as going after carrion.

Ellen: Really!

Christian: So, for example, the fishing dock, you know where they're butchering fish and throwing parts into the water, they've been observed eating those bits. Yeah.

Ellen: I wouldn't have thought of a snake as a scavenger.

Christian: Right, right. It's, it's a, it's a little unusual when you think about snakes.

Ellen: That's an interesting behavior. Cause usually when you think of them feeding, it's like they catch things and kill them and eat them. Like even when I worked at Petsmart, when we would feed the snakes, a lot of times the snakes you would have to move what you were feeding them because if it was just sitting there, they didn't want anything to do with it. It would be something you'd have to move around.

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: Interesting!

Christian: Yeah. They eat mostly fish and frogs, but they've been known to eat other small invertebrates and even other water moccasins.

Ellen: Go for it. Sure.

Christian: Which is pretty common in snakes. Another interesting their venom. So it's a Hematoxin.

Ellen: Okay. This is a blood poision?

Christian: Yeah so, so you might've seen something on youtube where someone takes a blood sample and puts this kind of venom in that sample and then it basically, it just coagulates.

Ellen: Ruins it. Destroys it.

Christian: So, so what this does when a human is bitten by this kind of snake is it does tissue destruction.

Ellen: Oh no...

Christian: Right. So it's not a, it's not a neurotoxin like some other snakes. So with, with this one though, human fatalities are rare. They happen though. But, um, the thing with tissue destruction at a really depends on where the bite is, can sometimes result in amputation if i's in a particular extremity and it progresses enough.

Christian: Earlier I mentioned about its aggression while- the cotton mouth is known to stand its ground. So if it feels threatened, a lot of snakes would run away. But the cottonmouth will usually stand its ground. It'll do that, uh, snake-esque pose, where it just kind of curls up...

Ellen: In an S-shape.

Christian: Yes, an S-shape. Um, and I'll, I'll come back to that a little bit in the next section, but while it will stand its ground, it's aggression is actually over exaggerated.

Ellen: Okay, so they're not going to like seek you out.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: They're not gonna try to fight you.

Christian: Right.

Ellen: They will though.

Christian: They'll, they'll go- they'll defend themselves, that's for sure.

Ellen: Yeah. They wish you would, they wish you would.

Christian: Um, oh, you know what, I kind of skipped over how big these things can get. So around 35 inches long. So now that that's over, that's almost three feet or for our metric listeners, that's 90 centimeters. And there's a little bit of dimorphism here, so the males tend to be larger than the females where the average weight for a male is around 20 ounces. For females, it's 9 ounces.

Ellen: You know, this is pretty small for such a dangerous snake.

Christian: So I think that's, that's kind of common with the venomous snakes. They're not usually too big, other than like the King Cobra, for example. But now these are just average sizes. They had been found to be much bigger, sometimes in very special circumstances.

Ellen: And they're plump too.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah. So vipers are kind of known for their, their uh, thiccness. With two C's.

Ellen: Yeah. These are some chonks.

Christian: So a 10out of 10 for effectiveness, they kind of are the best at what they do.

Ellen: Yeah. Absolutely. Got the he game cornered.

Christian: Literally killing it.

Ellen: Aaaaaaah nice.

Christian: Ingenuity. I'm giving them a 7 out of 10. So earlier we talked about what they do when they feel threatened. So this is where its name cotton mouth comes from. When they feel threatened, they go into that pose, they look up at you and they just open their mouth and hiss, so the inside of their mouth is...

Ellen: Like a bright white.

Christian: Yeah. So it's, while the rest of their body is dark, sometimes almost entirely black, kind of depending on how old they are. But that's a, it's a stunning contrast between the white and the rest of their body. And then they're making that hissing sound. Also when they, in that situation, they tend to waggle, or wiggle the end of their tail.

Ellen: Cute.

Christian: So they do this when they're feeling threatened, but they also do that in a different context to lure frogs and other animals.

Ellen: Really!

Christian: Yeah. Uh, a lot of animals kind of do this thing. I think there are certain turtles that do something similar with their tongue or their tongue will have a small appendage that looks like a worm.

Ellen: Yes, yes, yes. This is a lure. This is a fishing lure. really.

Christian: Yup.

Ellen: So this is tool use out of their own... body.

Christian: Yeah. Yeah, so I figured it was appropriate to put this in ingenuity and give some points there.

Ellen: That is very cool.

Christian: Yeah. Uh, so yeah, the, they'll do that in two different contexts. One for luring prey and one for showing, you know, I mean business. Don't mess with me.

Ellen: I think for humans also, that like flash of white also just lets them know that the snake is there.

Christian: True.

Ellen: Because that dark color, it makes them really difficult to see, especially in the swampy, muddy ground and they're that dark brown color. So you probably won't see them. And then when they show you that bright white flash, you can see them and know to leave them alone.

Christian: Oh yeah. So, so yeah, these, these guys are found in wetlands, swamps, marshes, but also in Florida, you know, we have a lot of pine forests and other kinds of settings where there's a lot of, you know, leaves and other rotting plant matter.

Ellen: It's gross. It's gross.

Christian: But they're found in all of these places. Another point I'm getting them for ingenuity. They do this interesting thing in the dry season. So in the dry seasons, you know, bodies of water shrink. So that causes the concentration of fish to go up. So they have more fish in a given area. They make use of this time to just feed as much as they can.

Ellen: Excellent.

Ellen: So in the, in the wild, but they'll do with fish is though they usually corner them to, to first immobilize them and then they'll, they're surprisingly very good at striking underwater. There's, there's kind of a, a myth that they're not that good at striking while underwater, but that is not true. They are pretty good.

Ellen: They got it!

Ellen: They will attack and bite and then constrict. Constrict is more for just stopping movement, not so much the kill cause you know, they're, they're biting down and injecting their venom and waiting for that to take effect. So yeah, 7 out of 10 ingenuity.

Ellen: T...hat is very smarter than I thought a snake would be.

Christian: They're very good.

Ellen: Yeah. It's a good animal.

Ellen: And it, and it kind of... I'll talk about this a little later, but I think that the reason it's conservation is what it is, is because it's so good in its habitat. Aesthetics. Um, how much to look at, kind of gave it a 6 out of 10.

Ellen: Yeah.

Ellen: Okay. Uh, so when they're young, their colors are much lighter. They can be almost there almost brown when they're young and you can see kind of bands of darker coloration when they're younger, they actually get mistaken for copperheads. Yeah. They, they bear a somewhat resemblance there.

Ellen: There aren't very many defining characteristics just by looking at one that's just chilling there other than the context of like where it is other than when they're an adult. You can probably tell what you're looking at because of the shape of the head and the like, plumpness of the body and also just where it is. You can probably tell by context clues, but other than that it's just a snake.

Christian: Yup. So basically, you know, when, when they're older, it's almost entirely black body with a white mouth. Uh, the, the very tip of their tail is a little bit lighter. So a problem I have noticed in Florida personally is, you know, people will see a snake and they will automatically assume, oh, danger! Kill!

Ellen: Yes.

Ellen: Big problem. Yeah. So usually when you have a healthy snake population, that's a good sign. You know, they're, they're helping with the road in population, but a lot of people will assume dangerous snake and kill them. And a lot of the times the snake is not dangerous at all.

Ellen: Yeah. It could be like a corn snake and garden snake or, yeah.

Christian: You know, they're also killing the non dangerous snakes. Yeah. So the problem here is Florida in particular has a lot of snakes that could be mistaken for a cottonmouth. So like, like I alluded to, there are other water snakes but not venomous though a lot of people would assume, oh, dark colored snake in the water, cotton mouth, not always the case. You might have to have a little bit of experience with snakes to be able to tell the difference. But like, like you mentioned, you know the cotton mouth is a viper so it has that distinct head at where it's a broad head and it kind of ends in a snub nose.

Ellen: It sort of has these wide cheeks.

Ellen: Yeah.

Ellen: Has like wide cheeks but then a trapezoid face.

Christian: That's a good way to explain it. And they also have a distinct neck, which is... Which is not common in snakes. You know, sometimes you have a hard time distinguishing. Okay, where does the neck end and the body/tail end?

Ellen: Yeah, it's all neck. It's all neck, the whole thing is.

Christian: So, so in these though that they have, they do have a distinct neck, you can see where, you know, the head ends, the neck is thinner and then it gets bigger for their body because of that chonkiness.

Ellen: Which I find a little bit cute.

Christian: Yeah, yeah.

Ellen: It's a little bit cute. It has a little plop to it. I think it's cute.

Christian: One thing I found charming about their aesthetics is when they move, so both on land and swimming, they keep their head up at like a 45 degree angle.

Ellen: Aw! Keep your chin up, buddy!

Christian: I think it's very charming personally.

Ellen: That is kind of cute. They look like they're proud of themselves. They're like look at me! It's me your snake friend! Except not your friend. Please don't touch me.

Christian: Yeah, leave me alone. I just want to eat fish.

Ellen: Although, you know, sometimes you just have friends that want to be left alone and sometimes you have friends that you need to give them their space and they're still your friends.

Christian: So yeah, 6 out of 10 for aesthetics. So kind of going back there, we got a full 10 out of 10 for effectiveness, a 7 out of 10 for ingenuity and a 6 for aesthetics and it comes out to an average of 7.7 out of 10.

Ellen: Dang you really had a flex on my animal like that, but giving it a 0.4 bonus over mine.

Christian: Well, you know, arbitrary rating and whatnot.

Ellen: That's true.

Christian: So I mentioned their conservation status earlier. They are of least concern. So again, they're in the southeast United States. There are three subspecies. There's the eastern, the western and the Florida cotton mouth.

Ellen: Oh, we have our own one! This is just like the manatee! We have our own one, we're so special.

Christian: That's right! So they're very good at what they do. Um, some of the dangers that they have to face: humans killing them, like I mentioned, but also drainage of wetlands.

Ellen: Yeah....

Christian: But even despite that least concern, not having any kind of problem, there are areas near the furthest outreaches of their territory where they're considered endangered. So this is kind of like northern Georgiaall the way out to Texas almost, but in the deep south here with us, they're pretty much fine.

Ellen: Cool.

Christian: So, and I kind of touched on how many names they have. So for me it's always been water moccasin or cotton mouth, but I kind of did a little research. Um, they have, or at least on Wikipedia, they list over 60 different names.

Ellen: Hey y'all, that's too many. Hey, that's too many. Can we agree on one?

Christian: So that, that little tail thing they do, that has led to some names such as swamp rattler....

Ellen: Swamp rattler... Okay...

Christian: So of course it makes people think of how rattlesnakes will do something similar, but you know, they have something that will make a sound when they do it.

Ellen: Sure.

Christian: Rusty moccasin... And you started seeing combinations of these words, like cotton mouth rattler, it's just a whole list of different names.

Ellen: They're not really a rattler, they're more of a Wiggler. Can we call him a swamp... Swamp wiggler? That's a tongue twister though. Swamp wiggler. You try it. Swamp wiggler...

Christian: Swamp... Riggler.

Ellen: Yeah. It's hard, isn't it?

Christian: All sorts of things, swamp lion, trap jaw...

Ellen: Swamp lion?

Christian: Yeah.

Ellen: That's not even close.

Christian: I don't know.

Ellen: Not even close! It's not that at all.

Christian: Yeah. So lots of names for the same snake.

Ellen: Wel,l I have known them as a water moccasin. So as far as I know in this area, I think that's the more common name for them.

Christian: Yep, it's definitely a regional thing.

Ellen: Yeah. But I do know a lot of people who refer to them as cotton mouths. I have actually overheard an argument between two people. I was at like a zoo or something like that, and I heard two people arguing, they were looking at a water moccasin and they were arguing with each other because one of them insisted it was a water moccasin and the other one adamantly refused and said "absolutely not, I know for a fact that as a cotton mouth." And they were like about to throw bows over it. These people were like about to pop.

Christian: I'm imagining the Spiderman meme where they're pointing at each other.

Ellen: Yeah that was exactly what it was. And so it was just very amusing to me that they were like about to get into a fist fight over whether it was a water moccasin or a cotton mouth.

Christian: Yup. Yup. So another beloved Florida animal.

Ellen: Yeah, this is an icon for us and another reason we've already talked about the alligator, and this is just one of the other reasons why I don't go into open water here, and you shouldn't either. If you're visiting Florida, please don't go into the water anywhere.

Christian: I mean, we're here for a good time...

Ellen: Not a long time. The beach is normally fine, but like I just said, we've got these little ocean ninjas, the blue dragons that sometimes wash up on our shores too, so you're really not safe anywhere. Some people have referred to Florida as the Australia of the United States because everything here can kill you.

Christian: I feel like that's over exaggerated. I mean Australia has those trees, right where the trees that can kill you.

Ellen: Yeah, we have elaborate defense systems.

Christian: My worst enemy is the sun personally.

Ellen: You're not safe anywhere! All right, that's all we got for today, but like I said earlier, we're now doing listeners submissions. If you have an animal species that you really want to hear us talk about, you can submit it to us by emailing it to us at the zoo of us. That is all one word, thezooofus@gmail.com send us your animal species, send us your best friends and we will talk about them on the show and if we use your submission we will give you a shout out. You can also connect with us on social media now, we're on Twitter, we're on Facebook. Another new thing that we're rolling out is transcripts. A transcript of this episode and episode 4 can be found at justthezooofus.home.blog so if you have people you want to recommend the show to that are deaf or hard of hearing or maybe they just prefer to read rather than listen, they can find those transcripts at justthezooofus.home.blog. I'd also like to thank Louie Zong for the use of his song "Adventuring" from his album Bee Sides, we use it as our intro and outro music and we love it very much.

Christian: It's very good.

Ellen: Yeah. Excellent. All right, that's all we've got for you today, so thank you for joining us. Thank you for your time, thank you for listening and we'll see you next week.

Christian: Thanks everyone!

Ellen: Thank you! Byeeee!

4: Osprey & Arabian Camel

Christian: Good evening everyone. This is Christian Weatherford...

Ellen: And this is Ellen Weatherford...

Christian: and we're here with Just the Zoo of Us.

Ellen: And also it might not be evening time for you when you're listening to this. It's evening time for us though.

Christian: Sure. It is 10:30 on the dot.

Ellen: 10:30 PM on a Saturday night. And we are in our home in our office.

Christian: I just ate a bunch of chicken...

Ellen: And we're here to talk about animals. Let's do it. So we're really raging on this Saturday night, we're wild party types.

Christian: Okay. Do you want to do a musical thank you-

Ellen: I would call us party... Animals.

Christian: Ah, there it is.

Ellen: Yes. Thank you to Louie Zong for the use of his track "Adventuring" off of his album Bee Sides that we're using as our very charming intro and outro music.

Christian: Yes, it's lovely.

Ellen: Yeah, we like it a lot. Okay. So last time in our last episode, I believe I went first.

Christian: Okay.

Ellen: I think it's your turn

Christian: Let's do it. So for this episode, I'm choosing a bird. Not just any bird. A bird very, very close to Ellen and my hearts. It is known as the osprey. Yes.

Ellen: Swoop.

Christian: Swoop indeed. So, uh, Ellen and I, we swoop at the mention of Osprey because we are both alum of the University of North Florida.

Ellen: We swoop and it's, it's become a reflex at this point where you hear the Osprey mentioned and your arms just, you lose control of your body and your arms just flap wildly in a swooping motion.

Christian: Yes. It's a very, it's a very aggressive motion. Right. It's as we-

Ellen: It's combative.

Christian: We emulate the sweep with our arms and then stick out a leg as if we're reaching to grab a fish with our talons.

Ellen: Yeah. You got to really stomp into it too. They train you on it when you go to orientation at UNF.

Christian: Yep. It's kind of built in now.

Ellen: This sounds like a bit, but it's not. It's really true.

Christian: It's real. I don't have a choice in it now.

Ellen: I think I have photos.

Christian: Yeah. Probably. But anywho, the osprey. Specifically going to be talking about the western Osprey, also known as Pandion haliaetus. I'm not sure if I'm pronouncing that correctly.

Ellen: Are there multiple types of ospreys?

Christian: Technically, yes. Sub species. So there are subspecies because they are all over the place worldwide. Wow. So the western Osprey is the one where you used to here in Florida. That's when I'm gonna be talking about. So first of all, some folks might know it by different names such as a seahawk. Oh yeah. So they are diurnal. Is that how that's pronounced? As opposed to nocturnal. Correct. They are fish eating birds of prey. So I've often, when you think of an Osprey, you will think of the symbolic swoop as it's, as it's going into the water to grab a fish with its nice sharp talons. And they're also going to be cosmopolitan, which means they're pretty much worldwide in appropriate habitats. So anywhere that's appropriate for them, like in terms of temperature and obviously water, they're there.

Ellen: Yeah, they are. They will be. They're not picky.

Christian: Uh, adult size. They range from 0.9 to 2.1 kilograms in mass or two to four and a half pounds about.

Ellen: This is a little bird. Well, as far as birds of prey go, it's a little one.

Christian: Yeah. The birds in general are pretty lightweight, right? And they have to be. In terms of length, they're 50 to 66 centimeters or 20 to 26 inches. So about two feet. Yeah.

Ellen: This is not a big bird. When think of, when you think of a bird of prey, it's not a big one.

Christian: Sure. It's like a, a falcon or something. Yeah. But in terms of their wingspan, because 127 to 180 centimeters or 50 to 71 inches. Okay. That's five feet.

Ellen: Dang. Okay.

Christian: Uh, so, um, I mentioned their, to their location, they're found in temperate and tropical regions on all continents except Antarctica. Wow. Yeah. All of those places.

Ellen: And also they're, they're not afraid to live in urban areas too.

Christian: That's true.

Ellen: They're not the kind of bird that like you have to go very like far out to see them. You can see them- I mean, you'll see them downtown sometimes. Like they're not going to shy away from human activity.

Christian: Oh no, not at all. But yeah, as long as they're near a water source with a fish supply, they are there.

Ellen: We will pretty much a hundred percent of the time when we cross any of the large bridges that Jacksonville is known for, specifically the Buckman bridge, you will almost every time you'll see an osprey on that bridge chilling out. A lot of times they'll build nests up on top of the light poles there. In that big bridge by Tampa, they put big bowl shaped structures on top of the light fixtures so that ospreys can build their nests up there. Oh yeah. You'll, you'll see them all over the place around there.

Christian: Yup. Their taxonomic order... I'm probably going to butcher this.

Ellen: Let's hear it.

Christian: Accipitriformes.

Ellen: Oooookay.

Christian: So notable relatives of course, hawks, eagles and vultures, but not falcons.

Ellen: Oh, but they look like falcons. Yeah. Full Hawks and eagles though. I mean that makes sense. Yeah. Those are all kind of the fish eating birds. Yeah.

Christian: Let's get right into some scoring. So effectiveness, I gave him a big old 8 out of 10.

Ellen: That's not bad. That's pretty good.

Christian: So I give them effectiveness because they are the second most widely distributed raptor species. Second only to the Peregrine Falcon. Wow. Yeah. So they've got a good foothold, Huh?

Ellen: Yeah. Oh Wow. There is a pretty adaptable then like they can kind of like thrive in a wide variety of environments.

Christian: Yes. Uh, they are very built to catch fish out of water, which comprises 99% of their diet. So, you know, they have very sharp eyes, you know, they're able to see fish in the water. Uh, their talons are very sharp and they have kind of a backward facing scales on their talons to kind of like really grab slippery fish.

Ellen: Right, right. So it's not going to slide off.

Christian: Yeah. Um, and their feathers, the feathers are specifically designed to be in water, so they're, they're oily so that they don't get water logged so they can still fly. That's really cool. Yeah. So I took a point or two off of predation. So for ospreys they primarily have to worry about other birds of prey and egg stealers. So, so actually those being like raccoons, snakes, that sort of thing.

Ellen: I would love to see a raccoon climb to the top of one of those light poles.

Christian: They will try. And I learned a new phrase when learning about this, things they have to worry about: kleptoparasitism .

Ellen: Wow. Is this like a parasitic sort of relationship that involves thievery?

Christian: Yes. So specifically where for example, a bald eagle will steal the food that it osprey is trying to catch and eat.

Ellen: Wow. Rude. Honestly.

Christian: Right. So there's a phrase for this. I didn't know that. Well, not a phrase but a word. So yeah. So just imagine that. An osprey sitting on top of a light pole with a fish, you know, going to town and then here comes along, you know, America Eagle, and steals it.

Ellen: So this is like a step above scavenging. Like you're not scavenging, you're actually like stealing a kill from somebody else.

Christian: Yeah. So, um, you know, the source I was looking at was saying, you know, bald eagles are very capable of trying to eat ospreys and their young, but they're more likely to try and steal their food instead.

Ellen: Dang.

Christian: Just easier.

Ellen: Sure. I mean, why do the hard work? Right? Like let somebody else do it for you.

Christian: Yeah. So that that affects the Aspray itself, but also that's young, right? Cause a lot of times is going to be trying to collect food for their, for their young. Sure. So 8 out of 10 for effectiveness. Uh, ingenuity... I didn't get, I didn't see very much to give here. They're... they're kind of the standard bird of prey. You know, they build nests and catch food, but nothing too... Nothing I would describe as contributing to ingenuity. I gave it a 6 out of 10 though. Some deductions there around where they choose to build their nests. Sometimes...

Ellen: Light poles.

Christian: Which can become a fire hazard.

Ellen: Oh shoot.

Christian: Not necessarily light poles, but power don't like that can do it. Yeah. That's not a good idea. Yeah. I don't know that much in this category. Just 6 out of 10 .

Ellen: That's like standard bird fare, right? Sure. It's About how birds do. Sure.

Christian: Aesthetics. I gave it a full ten out of ten.

Ellen: Alright. This is a beautiful animal.

Christian: Yeah. So folks that aren't just aren't familiar with what ospreys look like, you know, do a quick Google search. They're pretty cool looking. They have very distinct colors. They have a, uh, lightly colored stomach and underside, sometimes patches of brown around the breast, and then their wings are darker. Their head is lighter, but then they usually have darker markings around the eyes, which they describe as a mask.

Ellen: If you're driving and you see an osprey, you can immediately tell that that's what it is. Yep. It's very easy to tell that that's what you're looking at. There's no, there's no confusing it for a hawk or a seagull or anything like it's very clear. Like that is an osprey. You can see them from very far away.

Christian: Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Ellen: So like UNF's colors are navy blue... What, what are UNF's colors? Navy blue and silver? And white? Something like that. But you can, you can see where that inspiration is from. When you look at an osprey they kind of have that like white and dark gray colors. Yeah, they're beautiful. They really are gorgeous.

Christian: Yeah. They have their eyes. They're, they're kind of, they can be a striking different, different color. It can be like a brown to a yellowish colors, so I think it's a very interesting contrast with the rest of the coloration. Their talons are usually white or like ish, a shade that is white- What, what was your phrase? White adjacent.

Ellen: Yeah.

Christian: So yeah, beautiful eyes. The, their overall just very sleek, um, and of course swoop.

Ellen: Yeah. Swoop is very good. I think swoop contributes to it a lot, but that is something that's near and dear to us.

Christian: Yeah. So you'll see a wildlife photography of these, these animals and often it's mid swoop who I like catching a fish. It's very majestic.

Ellen: Oh yeah. These are really good models. Natural models out here. Yeah.

Christian: So that overall score comes out to eight out of 10. Nice. So a little bit of miscellaneous info, conservation status is of least concern.

Ellen: They're doing fine.

Christian: Yeah. That's pretty impressive. Um, there are signs of regional decline, like in certain regions they're seeing less and less because of just certain things going on in those regions. But as a whole, they're fine.

Ellen: Great. They're doing good.

Christian: Yeah. Uh, they had some troubles in the fifties and sixties, um...

Ellen: Who didn't.

Christian: There was an insecticide called DDT used at that time and it affected the ospreys metabolism. How they metabolize calcium, and it was making their egg shells more fragile.

Ellen: Oh... Poor babies.

Christian: And sometimes infertile, so they had a problem and during that time period, but I believe DDT was made illegal in most parts, so they made a come back from that. And then they're just, another note is there, as I mentioned earlier, they're used as a sports mascot. So for us, you know, it's with the University of North Florida ospreys and we have our mascot, uh, Ozzie, the Osprey.

Ellen: Yeah. Ozzie the Osprey is a friend to us all. Yeah.

Christian: Then of course for those who follow, you know, American NFL football, there's the Seattle Seahawks. So like I mentioned earlier, Seahawks is just another name for osprey.

Ellen: Oh, I thought that was like a different animal.

Christian: Nope! Same bird.

Ellen: Okay! Although Seattle Seahawk has much better alliteration.

Christian: That's probably why they... Well, maybe that's why they went with it, or maybe it's a regional thing that they refer to them as.

Ellen: Yeah. I mean it's, it's just, it sounds better. Seattle Seahawks, you got that repetition there.

Christian: Yup. So that's the osprey.

Ellen: All right. That's a good animal! Very good. So I have for you an animal that I thought was going to be boring, that ended up not being boring at all. So this is the Arabian Camel, also known as the dromedary. Although I don't think I've ever met anybody who actually calls it the dromedary... That's just a name for it. We all know it as a Camel, but there are multiple different types of camels. So the dromedary refers specifically to this one species of camel called the Arabian camel. So their scientific name is Camelus dromedarius, the- Oh, I also have wanted to mention that we are not zoological experts.

Christian: Oh No. Not at all.

Ellen: And that we're getting our information... I'm getting my information largely from National Geographic and um, the San Diego Zoo. For this particular animal, I also got information from Encyclopedia Britannica, Desertusa.com and scientific American. So I just wanted to kind of put out there where we're getting our information from. Lest people think that we are experts. No, no, we're not. Um, we're just us.

Christian: And your citations are much more impressive than my own. This last one was mostly Wikipedia...

Ellen: That's okay. I mean, that counts. So yeah, I just wanted to include a quick note on where I'm getting my information from before I have really launched into it. So Camelus dromedarius. This is the largest species of camel. They are over seven feet or two meters tall at the hump and up to 1600 pounds or 725 kilograms. This is a big camel. This species only exists in the world as a domesticated animal. There are not any wild dromedary like Arabian Camels except for a large feral population that lives in Australia. So in the Australian outback back in the 19th century, this large import of camels came in where I guess some of them got out and have been living wild and free in the Australian outback. Huh. That's, that's the only, that's really the only place in the world where you're going to see these camels in the wild.

Christian: Hmm. I guess that means they were pretty suited to that kind of environment.

Ellen: I mean it works, right? It's a large, super hot desert. It was a very hostile environment and then they would just, they just really suited to it. So you're going to find these camels in northern Africa, the Middle East, south western Asia, all of those sort of arid regions of the world. Over half of the world's camel population is in Somalia, specifically in Somalia and interesting. Yeah, so lots of them in the northern Africa area. The camels are in the taxonomic order of Artiodactyla, which we've already visited with the Okapi.

Christian: Oh, makes sense.

Ellen: Yeah. These are those even toed ungulates, so pigs, deer, cattle, stuff like that. These are all artiodactyla. Some notable evolutionary relatives are the, there is the less common bactrian camel so that's the camel with two humps, but those are much less common. Only about 10% of camels in the world are bactrian camels, so those are, most of them are domesticated, but there is actually a separate species of wild bactrian camel, which are really a sight to behold. They're very scraggly and thin and don't really look great at all. The bactrian camels are the big, they're really, really fluffy. They have lots of, lots and lots of hair. They're more suited to like the more mountainous areas. That's just the, the other type of camel that there is, but the Camelid family also includes other animals like the llamas, the alpacas and their cousins, the Vicunas and the guanacos. They're cousins of the llamas and Alpacas, so they're all in the Camel family, which makes sense when you look at them, they kind of look like that. So those, that's kind of the camel family. But I am specifically talking about the Arabian camel, which is probably the one that you're thinking of. The one humped one, the big one with one hump.

Ellen: Now, effectiveness. Perfect score. 10 out of 10 this is a really interesting animal. This is an animal that is so incredibly well suited for the environment that it lives in. This is just insane how every single part of their body is extremely well adapted to a very hostile environment. So the most notable thing about the camel's efficiency to me was their water efficiency and how well they handle water. So the most probably noteworthy feature of the Camel is the hump, and most people probably know this, but the hump is where they store their fat. So it's not water in there, it's just it's fat and the fat breaks down into water. So they, they're storing the water in the form of fat and that hump can store up to 80 pounds or 36 kilograms of just fat. So when there's no food or no water around, the fat breaks down into water and keeps them supplied with water over time.

Christian: So does the, does the hump change in size when this happens or...

Ellen: Yes. Yeah. So that's where they're keeping their, their fat for consumption later. So a cam- this allows the camel to travel vast distances, even in complete desert so they can travel up to a hundred miles or 161 kilometers, like just going off of that fat. They also very, very rarely sweat. They do not sweat until their body reaches a temperature of 106 degrees Fahrenheit or 41 degrees Celsius. So that is another way that they conserve water by not sweating. They only sweat in like very extreme temperatures so they don't have to sweat very much.

Christian: Hmm. I guess that means their body can handle just operating at that temperature up until then.

Ellen: Oh yeah. Yeah. It's, they can just survive insane temperatures. They take in water not only from like just drinking water but from desert plants. So they eat plants that they find in the desert, including cacti and take in water from that. So you just, eating desert plants helps them go even longer without drinking water. So they can go like weeks and weeks and weeks at a time without drinking. Now when they do drink, they drink up to 30 gallons or 114 liters of water in less than 15 minutes. So they're going to town, they're just drinking a lot of water so they can lose up to 40% which this is a high number, but I saw some figures that said 20% son that said 30% but up to 40% of their body weight, that's how much body weight they can lose from sweating before becoming dehydrated.

Christian: Woah.

New Speaker: Yeah. So for context, most other animals can't lose more than 5% of their body weight before their heart fails and they die. So the camels can lose up to 40% which is just insane. That's so much of their body weight that they can lose before their body starts to shut down from dehydration. So this is due to the oval shape of their red blood cells. This is getting a little bit out of my realm of understanding, but the shape of the cells allows them to continue flowing even in a dehydrated state. And this is called osmotic variation. Hmm. This is, that's all I got on that. But it's interesting. It's due to the shape of the red blood cells. They're an oval shape rather than around shape. Hmm. Now the camels nose,... It even, like every single part of it is so adapted to, to dealing what it's dealing with. So the camel's nose, the inside of the nostril is lined with really thick hairs and those thick hairs catch water from its breath and recycle it back into the body. So the camel is actually not losing very much water from breathing like, like you and I, we're losing moisture as we breathe. Sure. So even just breathing loses water but the camel's nose is catching that water and putting it back into the body.

Christian: So how, how's it getting it back in the body? Is it just like, like...

Ellen: When it breathes back in, like when it breathes back in that water.

Christian: Oh, you know what I was imagining? It was like the hairs in its nose were catching in the water and then it was just collecting and coming out of its nose.

Ellen: Oh gross. No, it's like, it's like when it breathes back in, the water comes back in. So it's like it's not, it's not losing moisture from breathing. Oh yeah. So since the, since the camel is so good at utilizing the water in its body, so little moisture is wasted that the camel is not excreting very much water. So camel urine is extremely thick and viscous. It's really thick. Like it's, it's, it has the consistency of syrup. Yes. Gross. And their poop is so dry that it can be used as fire fuel. You can actually light it on fire and use it as fire fuel. Yeah. That's camel poop. They're not, they're not pooping out very much water. They're using all of their water. So why waste it on poop? Yeah. So you can see the evidence of their water efficiency even in their excrement.

Christian: I guess us humans, we're so wasteful with our water.

Ellen: Yeah. So not only are they super duper good at using water, but they have all these other adaptations to protect them from the hostility of the environment they live in so their nostrils can close up and that keeps sand from getting into their nose, so they have that protection from sand flying around in the air. They also have really bushy eyebrows and two rows of eyelashes that protect their eyes. They also have a thin nictating membrane, which is that inner eyelid that you'll sometimes see in some other animals. Each eye has that inner eyelid that allows them to keep their eyes open even during sandstorms so they can still keep their eyes open and still see they can't, can't see super great out of it, but you can still keep your eyes open and see and move around even in the middle of a sand storm.

Ellen: Yeah, very cool. Their lips and mouth are lined with a really, really thick skin, which means that they can eat dry, thorny desert plants.

Christian: Oh, I was going to ask how do they manage cactuses.

Ellen: Yeah, they have, the skin in their lips and mouth is so thick that they can just eat it. They don't have to do anything to it. It just pick it up and grab it and eat it.

Christian: Alright then.

Ellen: Yeah, like spines and all. They just eat right through it. It's no big deal. Their upper lip is also split. And this I had no idea but this is crazy. Each half of the lip moves independently of the other one. Yeah. So they can like move the left side of their lip independently of the right side. It's crazy. It's insane. But so that kind of lets them like maneuver like when they're eating cacti and stuff, they can like turn it around and do what they need to do to eat this, these crazy plants.

Ellen: Uh, so that that really thick skin. They have leathery padding on the bottom of their feet and this really thick leathery padding keeps them from sinking into the sand, but it also makes their steps totally silent. So you can't hear one coming. They're very, very, they're quiet as they walk. You can't hear them, that- that same thick leathery skin is also on their leg joints so that they can kneel or lay down in the hot sand without getting burned or like scratched up. Yeah, so they can like lay down in the sand. No problem. It's very, very cool. The- now, the hair that their body is covered in has two layers. There's a guard hair for protection against the sand and then underneath that guard hair is an undercoat that's really soft and insulating. Both of these types of hairs can be used for textiles, for clothes.

Ellen: You can use either one. Now the camel can carry up to 200 pounds or 91 kilograms on their back, making them really, really useful to humans for transportation. This is probably what you've seen camels doing most is like carrying loads for people. They carry things around because they're very, very strong. Now this, I didn't know: camels are popular for racing. They do camel races. Yeah, camel races or like a popular sport in parts of the world where camels are found. So a racing dromedary can reach up to 40 miles per hour or 65 kilometers per hour. That's pretty fast. Yeah. For, for such a big animal. So yeah, they're, they're pretty quick and they can carry a lot of weight. So they're very strong and very useful. So although they're herbivores, they will eat fish, meat, bones, pretty much anything. This is very goat-like behavior, I think. They'll just eat whatever is available to them.

Ellen: So I was thinking like, wow, this is all this cool stuff that the camel can do. But what is it doing about predation? Like what is it doing to keep itself safe? So this doesn't really apply so much because the camel doesn't exist in the wild anymore. So they don't really have to worry about predators. But even camels that are kept free range, like they can kind of face regional predators like wolves, lions and tigers and stuff. But here's the thing: they are so well adapted to such extremely hostile environments that in those areas that they're capable of living, no other large carnivorous animals are able to live there because it's such a hostile environment. Like they are able to live in environments that so few other animals can live that they do not have to worry about predators because there's no like large carnivores that live out there.

Ellen: Nothing can touch them out where they are able to live, that nothing else can live there. So like why would they have to worry about, what do they have to protect themselves from? Nothing! Nothing can bother them out there. So I was just this animal, the camel is so perfectly suited to such an uninviting environment and it's also the perfect livestock because it provides meat- You can eat camel meat, so it provides meat- textile material, milk, and transportation. So this is a four in one farm animal. Wow. Just spectacular. You're getting four animals for the price of one. This is just a really, really useful animal and they're just so incredibly good at what they're doing. I was blown away. So impressed by the camel.

Christian: That's awesome.

Ellen: Now Ingenuity, I only gave them a seven out of 10 which is like pretty good for a farm. What is essentially a farm animal. I wouldn't really call them a farm animal cause you're not really going to find them on like a, a farm with your horses and cows. But sure. You know a domesticated animal, they do a spit like llamas. They're known, known for spitting. But what it actually is, what they're actually doing when they do that hostile spitting that is actually projectile vomiting.

New Speaker: I was about to say, like that seems like a waste of uh...

Ellen: That's because it is both saliva and stomach contents. Yeah. So when they're threatened or startled and they are trying to deter something from agitating it, they just puke on them. Just a little bit of projectile vomit, which I mean if I could, man, I would.

New Speaker: My favorite Sea of Thieves meta.

Ellen: You just puke on them and then they'll leave you alone. So when camels live together, they live in herds called caravans. So a caravan usually consists of a dominant adult male and the surrounding females, they have a kind of a social structure. Like they, each one kind of has its own place in their social hierarchy, they communicate with each other using bleats, bellows, roars, stuff like that that they also communicate with each other non vocally with body language. So the positioning of their ears and neck and tail has different meanings to each other such as like if they have their tail kind of curled under that indicates submission to each other. So they kind of do have a way of communicating to each other. Friendly camels will breathe in each other's faces, like exhale, like kind of blow on each other to indicate that they're friendly. Yeah, like to as, as a friendly greeting to each other. They blow in each other's faces and that just means like, I'm cool with you. Um, mothers and newborns will hum at each other and I find that really cute. They hum. And it's really sweet. Camel's are known for being really docile in gentle, but they can become stubborn and difficult if they're mistreated. So you gotta be nice to your camel, but if you're good to camel, camel's good to you. Yeah. You'll get good results from being nice to your camel, which I think is a lot like horses, right? You have to kind of be good to your horse. Otherwise they'll...

Christian: It's a good life lesson.

Ellen: Yeah, just in general, just in general, be nice to your animals. So for aesthetics, this is where the camel really falls behind for me, I gave them a six out of 10 because the whole thing could best be described as wonky. They have all these, you know, I talked about leather on the joints of their legs and that kind of gives them a very wonky look. They look, they have all these awkward angles and bulging joints and the those droopy lips, which are like great for what they're doing, they just don't look great to me, which I'm sure the camel doesn't care about it. That's just me. That's just my opinion. Pretty much all of their aesthetic points that I gave them, because I did give them six points, but pretty much all of those points are in those eyelashes. Those eyelashes are stunning. Spectacular. Beautiful. Slay. Yes, so good. Very good. Great eyelashes and two layers of them! Incredible. Really great eyelashes and I guess they can be cute at the right angles. I guess they can be kind of cute if you get them at the right kind of, if you get them from like from their good side, maybe?

Christian: The non-vomiting side.

Ellen: Yeah! As long as they're not puking on you. Then they're, I guess they can be kind of cute, but still they only gave them a six so overall this gives them a 7.7 out of 10 which I will round up to eight out of 10 but honestly like I'm just so impressed by their effectiveness that I would probably even bump them up to a nine just because I'm willing to forgive their sort of less than ideal appearance by how good they are. Yeah, this is a great animal. I, I would give that just based on the scores that I came up with it, it came out to an eight but I'm going to give them a nine for grace point. So some kind of other information about the camel. Their conservation status is domesticated. That is its own conservation status. They are domesticated. Yep. So that just means their extreme power has been harnessed by humans and we're now reaping the benefits of how good this animal is. So I wanted to talk a little bit about camel milk cause it's... I- I didn't really know where else to put it, but it's really interesting. So all the information I have on camel milk is from a Scientific American article by Layla Eplett in January of 2013. So camel milk is 90% water. 90% water.

Ellen: It's mostly water, which it makes sense because if you're a mama camel and you're trying to keep your baby camel healthy, you're going to be trying to give them as much water as you can. So yeah, 90% water. So this camel milk does not curdle naturally at all. It doesn't curdle.

Christian: So, no cheese.

Ellen: You can actually make cheese out of it. But it's a, it's kind of a big process. Like it's very difficult to make cheese out of it. But you can, you can, you just have to like do some chemical stuff to it. I don't know. You can make, make, um, camel cheese and camel cheeses, I guess. Kind of a popular little treat over in those parts of the world. But I've never had camel cheese, but you can make it, it's just pretty tough to make.

Christian: I'd try it once.

Ellen: So this is really interesting. Camel milk contains a protein in it that has characteristics that are similar to insulin and it doesn't coagulate an acid, so it's more likely to be absorbed in the intestine. So a two year clinical study showed that regular consumption of camel milk correlated with a significant reduction in insulin requirement with three of the participants who were in the study reducing their insulin requirement to zero

Christian: Oh so these are like, diabetic?

Ellen: Yeah. People who are, who require insulin intake. Like just, were consuming large quantities of camel milk. And after consuming all of this camel milk, they didn't have to take as much insulin.

Christian: So I wonder if they would have to keep drinking the camel milk or if they stopped drinking, camel milk, they would have to go back to their...

Ellen: I didn't see that. I think when this article was written, like this study was pretty recent, so I don't know very much more about it. I just thought that was really interesting that camel milk was, that camel milk actually had some potential like legitimate clinical benefits.

Ellen: So yeah, this is just the super animal. This is the best animal ever. Maybe it's not that cute, but come on! It does so good! This is such a good animal. I don't know if you've ever, I'm sure you've seen a camel at some point, like in real life, but I don't know if you've ever gotten to interact with one?

Christian: I don't think so.

Ellen: I rode a camel one time at, I did at the Lowry Park Zoo in Tampa, Florida. I don't know if they still do camel rides. I don't know if they still do that, but I did get to ride one, I think I must have been probably 12 years old. And I went to the zoo with my aunt and I got to ride a camel and it was one of these, um, Arabian camels. So what I remember is that the, the hair of the camel feels a lot like sheep's wool.

Ellen: Like it has that sort of thick dense curliness to it. It feels like wool and also it is a very bumpy ride because it's so tall! This is a really big animal. So you know, there's a lot of swaying back and forth and a lot of bumping up and down. And I remember it being kind of difficult to ride, but it was still really cool. It's a very, very uh, gentle, sweet, good natured animal. And I, I really enjoyed that. I'm going to see if my aunt still has a picture of me riding the camel cause that was cool. Yeah. So this is an animal that is not common where we live in our part of the world, but in other parts of the world is a very kind of standard livestock animal. So it's just a, just a really fascinating animal. I was really glad to learn a lot more about it.

Ellen: This is a really cool animal that is extremely well suited to an extremely uninviting part of the world. That is is not well suited for most other animals. So just to like see such a big like massive animal that is so well made to live in a place that is not good for most large animals. It was just really cool. Yeah. I'm very into this. I was not a huge camel fan prior and I am now, so I made, made friends with the camel. It's a good animal. So that's my, that's my segment on camels.

Christian: Excellent. Thank you.

Ellen: All right, well thank you for telling me all about the Osprey. I think we've made a couple of good animal friends.

Christian: Woo! You know, I feel like these two animals would almost never meet.

Ellen: Yeah. Cause you've got the, you've got the osprey that pretty much needs to live near the water and the camel that I'm sure would love to live near the water, but yeah, it's not really their hangout zone. Although I would imagine probably on in coastal areas, coastal areas, there's probably some overlap between the osprey and people who keep camels.

Christian: Yeah. You mentioned there's a, there's a lot of camels in Somalia, and that's, that borders an ocean.

Ellen: That's coastal, yeah.

Christian: Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay.

Ellen: It's good stuff. These are, these are two pretty good animals. So quick, thank you to Louie Zong for letting us use the track Adventuring off of the album Bee Sides... I think that's all I got.

Christian: All right. Well, thank you everyone for listening.

Ellen: Thank you. See you later!

Christian: Bye.

Ellen: Byeeee!